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Episode 35 | “Girl Scout Cookies”

25 Jan 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 2.595 Unknown

This is an iHeart Podcast.

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2.615 - 12.59 JoJo

Guaranteed human. No, warrior, no! God, don't ever say it's time to me, ever.

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12.871 - 15.375 Maul

It's time, though. Is it not time? It is time.

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15.595 - 16.256 JoJo

It's been time.

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16.276 - 16.657 Maul

It's time.

16.837 - 17.197 JoJo

Y'all late.

18.379 - 26.924 Rory

We were late? I got here before the marriage today. That's crazy. That is true. That is kind of wild. D, I beat you to work today, D?

26.944 - 27.506 JoJo

Yeah, I know.

27.927 - 33.058 Rory

Oh! Y'all can't talk to me for a month. That is fucking ridiculous.

Chapter 2: What is the significance of the billboard in Times Square?

410.666 - 426.359 Rory

I'm in the process. I'm almost done moving my stuff in, so I really was kind of in that hole all weekend. I didn't really look up and see what was going on in the culture. I didn't. I don't know what happened, who dropped, what album came out Friday. I don't know anything.

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426.379 - 428.141 Damaris

Nothing happened. Nobody dropped? Nobody dropped at all.

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430.485 - 432.708 Rory

Ne-Yo dropped the album?

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432.728 - 433.75 Maul

No, Young Blue and Ne-Yo dropped the album.

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433.77 - 433.95 Damaris

Oh, okay.

433.97 - 445.288 Maul

Young Blue and Ne-Yo. I walked in and I thought Carl was going through something because I heard some beautiful, sad music. And it sounded really good. And I said, what is that? And he said, Ne-Yo and Young Blue, which sounded weird to me, but that record is fucking incredible.

445.609 - 445.769 Rory

Really?

445.789 - 449.493 Maul

What's the name of it, Carl? Walk Through the Fire.

450.154 - 466.576 Rory

Let me give him a little act. Hold on. I got to check that out, man. Good to hear Ne-Yo putting out music. Ne-Yo was definitely, you know, one of the... Did Ne-Yo do a verse? He did a verse already, right? With Jonte. Yep. Jonte. Damn, we might have needed that on the stage, man.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about the Girl Scouts and their cookie sales?

2117.538 - 2118.4 Maul

You're scaring me.

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2118.68 - 2118.881 Unknown

Yeah.

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2119.682 - 2133.005 Maul

So, like, who's the comedian I love who's on Dave? Andrew Santini. I forgot his full last name. He's fucking hysterical. He does the hair beard combo, and I feel like it's a lot.

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2133.706 - 2161.08 Maul

feel like it needs to trim down on one side just coming from my experience because i've tried to do the long hair beard thing and women were like can you turn your face down it's really bright you had like long hair like you can put your hand up your contrast was up uh yeah i did during quarantine i only wore i wore hats when we were potting but my hair my hair got to a small man bun yeah no you definitely had a you had i don't know if it was a i'd never want to see rory with a man but it was definitely more hair than usual you don't think i could pull off the man bun no

2161.415 - 2183.44 Rory

bun no but you can definitely grow your hair more because you actually have a hairline i know i have hair yeah like so i don't know why you don't let your hair because it's too much i'm telling you it's just way too much red like if i were to try to pull off what russ pulls off i would literally terrify you know not that no that's that's a bit much but i'm just talking about like a little you know more than what you have and this is and this is a lot of hair for you

2183.42 - 2206.812 Maul

yeah I feel I've thought about maybe doing the hipster uh shave the sides man bun thing but I just I don't know I feel like my grandfather would just like literally row in his grave yeah he would like I'm with I'm with him on that like can you imagine me getting in bed me and shorty both going like this like I just I can't I don't think if a dude pull his hip in a ponytail before he eat you out you gonna let me eat you out

2212.546 - 2218.011 Maul

I just want to let that with Meredith. I just want to let that with Meredith for a second. Give her some time.

2218.031 - 2223.897 Rory

Give her some time to answer. She looked up like, man, hell no. Like, get this nigga out.

Chapter 4: What are the implications of the Girl Scouts' cookie sales?

2432.005 - 2438.653 Rory

I think he was flirting with the idea of being in the studio, I think, for a minute. I think my brother told me he was kind of flirting with it, but no.

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2438.673 - 2446.082 Maul

I mean, according to what Guru and Justin have said publicly in interviews, he's always working. It's just if something starts to go at him.

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2446.102 - 2459.177 Rory

Yeah, if something starts to stick and he catches a rhythm, but I don't think that's happening, man. Jay is too easy. Music is secondary at this point. Not even secondary. Music might be fifth in his life.

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2459.157 - 2471.882 Maul

Did you feel any type of way? Because I felt a way when they announced the new CEO of Rock and I was just expecting to see Jamil Clay when I clicked the headline and I was like, huh?

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2471.902 - 2494.783 Rory

No, I mean, you know, listen, man, one day. Hopefully. I'll get a corner office up there. I don't understand how we're managed by Biggs and we're not managed by Roc Nation. What do you mean? Biggs doesn't work for Roc Nation. I know, but why can't he bring us over there? You want to be with Roc Nation? No. We could have took a meeting. I didn't know that's what you wanted to do.

2495.573 - 2497.156 Maul

No, we already give enough percentage away.

2498.257 - 2500.942 Damaris

I don't need another percentage.

2501.282 - 2517.708 Maul

I said no, not because I don't love rock and wouldn't want to be managed by rock. I said no, because we can't afford another percentage. We need to keep some of this money here. Yeah, absolutely. When Loyon calls me, he's like, all right, so you want everyone down the list to get paid on this deal too, right? I was like, yeah. Yeah. That call was weird.

2517.748 - 2537.473 Rory

We was like, whoa, wait. I don't know about that one. We can keep that. We don't need to put that over there in that percentage. Let me and Rory make some money here. But that's part of having a company that people don't really understand when you have a staff and you have people that work for you and work with you. You got to pay people, man. Yes, which I think we've been great at.

Chapter 5: What are the highlights of the year-end reviews?

2810.567 - 2813.873 JoJo

Shout out to Benner. Take it easy on Benner, man. I love Benner.

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2814.325 - 2819.417 Maul

I'm so happy that unlimited minutes is just standard for phones now. Is it?

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2819.718 - 2824.77 JoJo

Oh yeah, you put aside time for dinner. If you have time for a call today, I'm like, I got a free two hours, sure.

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2825.131 - 2827.677 Maul

Yeah. My whole week is open.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about their relationships with team members?

2831.673 - 2846.83 Rory

Damaris for sure for sure Damaris is giving Lorianna a review but the reviews will be them hitting the streets together nothing work related yo this is my guy he pays for everything better is my guy I mean Lorianna is better is my guy too but Lorianna is my guy what card he be paying for shit when y'all be out with

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2846.81 - 2848.692 Maul

Can you tell me the last four?

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2848.812 - 2860.146 JoJo

I'm not going to hold y'all. I'll be telling him to use y'all shit. And he said, nah. Yo, Loyon said to me, he said, nah, I got money. I said, I don't care that shit. You know what I'm saying? I got money too, but I'm still going to use the company card.

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2860.927 - 2861.889 Maul

Demarits is crazy.

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Chapter 7: What funny stories are shared about JoJo from Jodeci?

2861.909 - 2864.552 Maul

We're Loyon's passion project. We're like his side gig.

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2864.572 - 2864.912 Rory

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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2864.932 - 2877.31 Maul

He just like talks to us when he wants to. We ain't that important. Yeah. He's got way more money. Who else? Who else on our staff? Biggs. I mean, I could give a review of just like, I mean, take us to St. Thomas.

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2877.33 - 2882.237 JoJo

Why are you taking us to St. Thomas shit? I'm going to give Molly a review. I got to give Molly the review. If we give Biggs a review, we got to give Molly the review.

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2882.698 - 2883.359 Rory

Molly is great.

2883.439 - 2884.44 JoJo

Molly is amazing.

2884.801 - 2893.012 Rory

Shout out to Molly. Biggs is, I'm going to give Biggs a review. If he FaceTimed me from Puerto Rico one more time and I'm in the freezing cold, man. All right, listen, something ain't right with this shit.

2893.032 - 2896.778 JoJo

And he ain't been FaceTiming you. He used to call you regular. Now you want to FaceTime me from Puerto Rico.

2896.838 - 2900.483 Rory

Yeah, fucking nice sunset, pools, pina coladas every hour.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts react to Wale's upcoming show?

2992.782 - 2993.203 Maul

All right.

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2993.521 - 3010.698 Rory

No, he definitely brought that up when I wrote it. He was like, oh, yeah. He was like, I really had no idea what he was talking about. I said, listen, man. And he told me he was like, you know, you just look like you was ready to just punch him in his face. I said, but I just told him that's your face, man. But now he's family. Y'all know he's. Yeah, of course. He loves y'all, man.

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3011.299 - 3013.183 Rory

Biggs, do you know he has a podcast now?

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3013.501 - 3040.437 Rory

oh yeah no he's very he's very he's very clear now joking man happy birthday to biggs um yeah his birthday was last week yeah man happy birthday big bro love you thank you oh and shout out to hop that's your favorite brother my favorite brother oh is it this is a different conversation yeah i like this oh man i like this talk favorite brother y'all got siblings pick your favorite

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3044.855 - 3045.917 JoJo

Look at you about to lie.

3046.037 - 3070.931 Rory

Yeah, Biggs might be my favorite brother. Why though? I think me and Biggs, the shit that we find funny is very similar. We laugh hysterically at the same shit. Hop too though. Like Hop, but Hop is like in his own world a lot and he'll see it like after we see it and he'll laugh. Yeah. But like me and Big see it like at the same time we know this shit and just start dying laughing.

3071.673 - 3080.211 Rory

So yeah, little things like that is like when you want to say McCall with somebody, you can just look at somebody across the room and y'all know it already. It's like, yeah, let's get out of here fam because this is crazy.

3080.849 - 3083.872 Maul

Yeah, y'all are all very different, but very much the exact fucking same.

3083.892 - 3098.827 Rory

For sure. For sure. That's one thing I noticed about us. We definitely are very different, but a lot of things are very similar. But me and Biggs are always on the same shit. We find the same shit funny. We think the same about a lot of different things. I called Damaris last night and asked her for the schedule for the week. I know she was ready to curse me out.

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