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New Rory & MAL

Episode 373 | Couples Fight Club

23 May 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the mood in New York after the Knicks' Game 1 loss?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Hey, it's Nora Jones, and my podcast, Playing Along, is back with more of my favorite musicians. Check out my newest episode with Josh Groban. You related to the Phantom at that point.

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Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.

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That's so funny. Share each day with me Each night, each morning Listen to Nora Jones is Playing Along on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

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On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro1021.

Chapter 2: What was the outcome of the Twitter Space regarding Joey Badass?

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And I'm Konky, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called The 1021 Podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports. And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA.

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Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're watching the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down.

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Portia accusing Kelly of sleeping with a married man. They holding K. Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues.

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On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the tea everybody's talking about. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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From action-packed live events to gripping behind-the-scenes documentaries to hard-hitting investigative pieces and in-depth profiles of athletes, coaches, teams, Vice Sports captures the raw energy, drama, and passion that makes sports truly unforgettable. Catch live events and other exclusive sports programs only on Vice TV. Go to vicetv.com to find your cable channel. Okay, guys.

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I know the mood is really damp today, but I want to remind everyone that we are New Yorkers and we are resilient. We know how to take a punch. We know how to take a plane. Oh, my God. We know how to take a blackout. We know how to, I don't know, amongst other things. Rudy Giuliani. All of our mayors. Cuomo. We continue to rise above. So we will be okay. I want to make sure.

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I see everyone is feeling a little depressed today. But this is nothing to a New Yorker. Nothing. Nothing. If we were the New Hampshire Knicks, yeah, this would defeat us. But this ain't nothing. This ain't nothing. Snoop came in and kicked the whole fucking tower over when we was cool. We was like, yo, we got two more if you want them. Yeah, I guess.

Chapter 3: What allegations did Kid Cudi make against Diddy?

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I mean, you know. I mean, Tibbs just stood there and watched the whole thing happen. That's the problem I have with all of this. But whatever, man. It is what it is. New York is just, it's raining, it's cold today. The coffee is stale. The donuts are old. I mean, nobody is, you know, nobody's even honking their horns. They don't care if you cut them off.

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New York is just in a different mood today. Mo, this is what, this is how they want us to feel. You don't understand. You're letting them win right now. You're letting Halliburton and the oil companies win. This is how they want us to feel. They're happy that we feel down. We have to get up and positive smile like, what would Jalen Brunson do? What would our leader, what would our father say?

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He doesn't want us feeling this way. If Brunson doesn't feel this way, I don't feel this way. Who wants game one? Game one is weird. That's weird shit. Brunson feels terrible today. Dog, nobody even fucks with game one like that. Yo, man. Who wants to be the first to party? And then to make matters worse, they said Halliburton went to Pagola and bought lamb chops for everybody. You fucking lying.

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82 orders of lamb chops. What type of fucking... What type of terrorist orders 82 orders of lamb chops? And y'all let him walk away untouched?

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Chapter 4: What unconventional date idea do Rory and Mal suggest?

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Streets is done. Streets is done. There's lamb chops for everybody. He should never be safe in New York. Oh, man. Listen, man. Um... That was a tough game last night, but it's only one game. That's the good thing. The game's over. It's only one game. Hopefully, the Knicks are able to bounce back. Let's get our energy up. We can't let the Pacers see us down. All right? Yeah.

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It's like after 9-11 when my dad used to scream in TSA lines, the terrorists are winning. Or we'd be going into like Giant Stadium and, you know, security went crazy and my dad would just be drunk screaming, the terrorists are winning.

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Like, nah, dad, we have to up security. Like, this is okay. The terrorists are winning. And you know he thought, like, he ate that. Like, he thought he was really making a political statement. It's like, nah, you know what? Maybe we should take our shoes off, dad. It's all right, man. We'll be all right. But anyway, we are back. Episode sponsored by Boost Mobile.

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Rory, you know nothing about Boost Mobile. You wasn't outside with the click, click. You wasn't even in for that. I definitely was. Were you? Of course. Okay. I appreciate how young you think I am. No, actually, thank you. But yes, I was around for Boost Mobile. I keep thinking you're closer to 30 than 35. That's what it is. I'm actually right on the nose of 35. I couldn't get closer to it.

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Exactly. But I keep thinking you're like 31. That's the problem. It's because of, you know, the lighting doesn't do me any justice, but my skincare routine, my youthful spirit. Yes. I don't have a youthful spirit. I have such an angry old soul. Nothing about me is youthful. Yeah, not at all. And you have your Duck Dynasty. Just how I tackle the day with so much angst.

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Your Duck Dynasty couture is back. Yeah. I love when you wear the Duck Dynasty. Well, I've never worn the short sleeve. I've only given y'all... I've given y'all the mesh long sleeve, the regular long sleeve. But I've never given y'all the short sleeve. This is... Listen, man, this is just to show the Pacers this war. Yeah. No, no, no. I love it. You know how slow I walk today?

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I'm never pacing again. Yeah, no. You will never see me pacing this off. Fast walks. We're not. Never. Fast walks. Ever. We need fast walks. Listen, man. Oh, man. We're down, but we're not out, Peach. Soon as Josh texted the group last night and said, go Knicks. Nate Smith hasn't. He hasn't missed a three since Josh said, go Knicks. We got to kill. I think we got to sacrifice Josh.

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We can take a loss, but also at the same time, can we look into magnets? I don't think that, I've never seen a basketball drop like that. Can we look into the theory of magnets in the rim and in the ball? Yeah, we might have to. Somebody, can we get like physics TikTok on the line right now to break that down? There's no way that ball was supposed to fall that way. Magnets. Magnets.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of pleading the fifth in legal situations?

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Just plead the fifth. You can't plead the fifth on shit that, I mean, I guess, but you can't plead the fifth on shit that wouldn't incriminate you. That's to keep yourself from being incriminated. Well, that's the rule of the fifth, but... You can just plead the fifth. You don't have to. Based off counsel, I plead the fifth. Okay, go ahead. He says his dog became jittery and on it.

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Your dog was jittery before that break-in. I think it's a good move. Your dog has separation anxiety. Every time you leave the house, your dog's shaking like a leaf. You know puppies, you know babies get shaky every time you leave the house. Oh, for sure. But I mean, this is a good move because regardless of what happens with this trial, there will be a civil suit no matter what.

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And Cuddy is getting ahead of that to say that he was affected by this and he is entitled to some compensation or at least some dog treats. Mm-hmm. for the dog to help with the anxiety, or dog therapist, I don't know. But I see what Cudi's trying to do, because no matter what, there will be a civil suit and people will be getting money regardless of the criminal shit, but.

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He's trying to get that farmer's dog sponsorship. So are we, don't say it. Farmer's dog. Again, I'm not sure what the prosecution is doing at this moment because it feels like everyone they bring up is not speaking to anything that Puff is actually charged for, so I guess they're maybe taking these first few weeks to just paint Puff's character of who he is, but...

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From what I've seen, there hasn't been anything that points directly to the charges, I feel like. But again, I know nothing about legality, and I'm sure the state of New York has a good strategy and knows what they're doing. But yeah, I guess this is just trying to paint Diddy as an awful human being. What do you feel about the trial so far, though?

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Do you feel like there's absolutely no way Huff can walk away from this? Do you feel like... He absolutely will walk away from this. I don't know if the prosecution continues to go this angle of just bringing in people that are making Puff, rightfully so, look insane, controlling, a monster, added like a danger to society. No, because that's not what he's charged for.

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Like you and I both have said, based off just the footage in that hotel room, we think Puff needs to sit down, but that's not what he's charged for. So when you're asking about the case, they got to start bringing in some witnesses that can provide some real fucking evidence. to what he's charged for.

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But I guess maybe they're just trying to get the jury in the beginning to see that this guy was out of control and that Cassie, even though she was giving consent in certain things, was in a position that she could not leave. Look at what this guy would do if you even spoke to her. Cassie had no way to leave him at this point based off the environment that he created.

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I don't know if that's going to then pivot to here's why it's a RICO sex trafficking case. I think... But the RICO is so... Because there are things in the RICO I think that they prove. Like, I think arson is one of them. I think intimidation is one of them. Okay.

Chapter 6: How does Kid Cudi's testimony impact the ongoing trial against Diddy?

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Like, even when Gotti was doing the RICO, there was co-defendants of why this was a crime syndicate and what they were doing here and there. Like, to just have one person, I don't know. But again, I don't know shit. So, yeah, if there is, like, arson and stuff like that, yeah, it could definitely be part of a RICO, and that's proven here. Mm-hmm.

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And I mean, I know he's joking about the rat thing, but, you know, Cuddy was privy to the abuse Cassie was going through and how crazy he is. Like, yeah, stick up for your friend. Go tell what the fuck was going on, what he was doing with somebody. Because Cuddy didn't even beat, right? They were just friends. I hope he did. Imagine your car getting blown up and you didn't beat.

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I would be so mad. That's what I'm saying. And again, I don't want to joke about the abuse shit, but like, have you ever been approached by a dude about his girl and you didn't be? And you're like, no, like, please, you don't. You're misleading your energy right now. Like, somebody trying to fight your approach when you not even, like, I'm not fucking your girl.

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No, I've never been approached, but I found out why some dude didn't like me, like, years later. And it was because he thought that I had been with this girl. And I was like, I don't even... First of all, I never even had a conversation with your girl, let alone had sex with her. And that was the whole reason why... It was always weird energy whenever you was in the room? Yeah. You thought?

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Why not ask me? You must have been her type. Okay. You should have went and fucked after. She wasn't my type.

Chapter 7: What are the potential outcomes of Diddy's trial?

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But what if maybe she... Or he saw, like, in her phone, maybe, like, you know, some extra likes on your page, or, like, maybe he just had an idea that she liked you, and that's why he disliked you. Cool. That sounds like you and your lady need to have a conversation. Sounds like you and your insecurities need to have a conversation.

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Yeah, like, why are you... Yeah, like, you... No, that's just... No, so, yeah, I've never been approached... I'm past being approached age limit at this point in my life. Like, nobody's approaching me about allegedly sleeping with their woman at this point. Damaris, how would you feel if...

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If your girl had a history with Maul or was a little too thirsty in comments five years ago towards Maul, I don't know if I'd like it either. I'd be turned off. But we don't know Maul. We're not on a podcast with him. We know of him. We see him get busy on the mic. Okay. I feel like I would still feel the same way. Why are you being thirsty? Being thirsty to a man is crazy.

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When you all in his likes like commenting under his shit and he don't know you. All right, but what if she likes his pod like a little too much? Like no flirting, nothing, but like just be laughing a little too hard. Or like even be tweeting about like certain moments of the show and be like, oh, I'm all crying emojis. Not flirting, just a fan of the show. Yeah, I don't know how I feel. I'm cool.

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Yeah. It's weird how that works. That's a lot of self-hate too. Like I would hate if my girl liked me. I tell people all the time, people be like, yo, I listen to the pod. Automatic. How? How you like us? We unlikable as fuck. You're not my type if you like us. We don't talk about nothing but bullshit on this podcast all day. You're not a suitable partner if you like the New Rory Mall podcast.

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Which is not true. That's not true. We're joking. It's kind of true. No, we're joking, everybody. We appreciate the support. Please don't stop listening to us. I am joking.

Chapter 8: How do personal relationships affect perceptions of community and dating?

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But, yeah. Yeah, because I don't know. I don't like my girl having hobbies or even liking shit. That's kind of weird. Nah, listen to something motivational. You know what I'm saying? Why you care about hip-hop? Why you care about hip-hop is crazy. Listen, I think Lucky Day is a classic too, but you're always playing it.

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which one of your girls that sound like a real conversation that sound like you let people tell jokes long enough somebody gonna say something that's gonna land a little real like well that felt a little personal that didn't feel like a freestyle that was a written I took a woman who I was in a full blown relationship with that loved Kid Cudi to go see him at Radio City

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and hung with him i do not have any insecurity of a girl liking lucky day yeah you hung out with him knowing that she was drooling looking through his fucking drawers the whole time like she had x-ray vision looking at that nigga dick sitting next to you and you hung with him that's wild or she just loved man on the moon like she could have just loved man on the moon like maybe she just likes music you said maybe lucky day has three amazing projects yeah

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Yeah, I don't have that. But if she was, like, hypothetically, like, thirsty about Cudi or, like, you know, I saw maybe in the past when we weren't together that she was throwing wild heart-eye emojis or, like, a DM or something, then I'd be like, no, we're not going to that fucking show. I'm cool with that. PJ asks, what if Lucky Day saves her life? Oh, I see what PJ...

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Who kid Cudi saved somebody's life in high school? Everybody that's like 34, Cudi saved their life in high school. That is true. No, probably like 28. Because I was in college when Cudi came up. Yeah, 28-year-olds, like, there'd be no 28-year-olds. They all would have killed themselves if Cudi didn't exist. The whole generation gone. Literally, we would not know one 28-year-old. Yeah, yeah.

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It would just go 27 to 29, and that's it. There'd be no Pete Davidson. Nothing. Just stupid. Oh, my God. Well, yeah, Cudi has that story for a lot of people. This trial is interesting. I'm not going to lie. Like, the more I kind of, like, you know, read up on it and see what's going on and listen to things, I'm just like, man, I don't know. As somebody on the jury...

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Like, what do you think that their stance is? Like, what are they talking about? Like, are they a little, like, confused? Are they a little, like, you know, indecisive? You think they're still indecisive? Or you think they're, like, leaning more towards, like, nah, this dude is definitely guilty of all this shit?

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I think they think he's an insane person, but I think they're sitting there waiting for, like, all right, when are we going to get to the reason we're here? Mm-hmm. Like, when is something going to be trafficked? Yeah. Because, I mean, yeah, I guess hiring a male prostitute consensually is illegal, but is that a sex trafficking RICO?

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Like, if you're flying, like, plane loads of prostitutes across the country for a while, then I guess maybe that would be. But if I go to Backpage and just hire a prostitute, I get that's technically sex trafficking, this and that, but not to the degree that the fucking state and feds would do this. They have to have more info that we don't know.

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