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Episode 380 | Clocking Business

17 Jun 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the key highlights from Father's Day celebrations?

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Chapter 2: How is the current political climate affecting NYC?

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The Volume.

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No, we're not.

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Like, I resent him for wearing hats.

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You look better without a hat, too.

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Yo.

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That was a compliment.

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And it's a rolling start. You look better without makeup. I like it. Never mind. Don't keep it. Is that a compliment?

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No, I don't look better without makeup. Is that a compliment? It is a compliment. No, it's not. If you tell a woman she looks better without makeup, that's a fight. That's a fight ready to happen. You saying my makeup ugly, but my shit be laid, so you can't say that.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of Andrew Cuomo running for Mayor?

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It's not like Mother's Day. We got to start giving more respect and emphasis on the great fathers out there like Rory. Thank you. And other dads. You know, the great dads of the world. I felt like this Father's Day, like people kind of cared. It feels like it's kind of picking up some steam, right?

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In 2025 Father's Day. I'm just going off socials.

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Listen, listen. 2025 Father's Day. Last year was my first Father's Day, so I had it from a different lens. So I was really focused on if people were praising or not. I felt like 2025 Father's Day may have been the most active.

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appreciation i've seen fathers get like i even saw women saying nice things yeah like usually i would see on socials like like what about the moms on mother's day yeah like happy father's day to all the mothers out there i'm like there's fathers out here yeah there's great dad there's great dads in the world and we need to highlight them and let them know that they are appreciated so salute and respect to all of the great fathers of the world hope you had a great day of relaxation uh adam silver we gotta talk i don't know how we didn't have a game on father's day

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How we didn't have a final game. I just don't know what Adam Silver was thinking when he put the schedule out. I just don't know what he was thinking. But either way, happy Father's Day to all the great dads around the world. Yeah.

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And I mean, I also noticed when people were asking me what I was doing for Father's Day, I was like, oh, you're not used to active fathers in your life because I want the day off. Yeah. No, I don't want to. I don't want to see them.

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Yeah.

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yeah i don't like that's only for my kids only for dads that don't like really hang with their kids like that yeah like you know today's the day we're gonna do this yeah social media you gotta make it seem like you're there every every day we're gonna go to a brunch when it's packed yeah over overpriced eggs i'm not doing that yeah leave me the fuck alone today yeah i did oh what did you do um i cleaned my shower like thoroughly thoroughly there you go

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You know, like when you breathe in all the, I was high as fuck yesterday. There you go. I was out of my mind off bleach. But yeah. Do you have a glass shower? Do you have a squeegee? Yeah, of course. Yeah, I love squeegee in my shower.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to Kendrick Lamar's Toronto show?

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Wait, what? So what is she to you? Listen, man, maybe Patreon. I was just texting where I sent her the address because she was going to stop by today. She's like, I'm walking on the Brooklyn Bridge. I don't know if I'm going to make it. Still thinking about our combo. Walking on the Brooklyn Bridge, don't know if I'm going to make it. Is she okay? Because it sounds, that's a little scary.

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Somebody texts you, walking on the Brooklyn Bridge, don't know if I'm going to make it. She had the same suspicions that I had. I'll just put it that way. That's all. Okay. This sounds like somebody's uncle or dad might have somebody's mom. Anyways. I know those stories. It's good to know that white people have the same issues and families as black people. It's good to know that. Okay.

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And then also. Her brother, who does not call me. Matter of fact, I didn't even know he had my fucking number. We talk on WhatsApp. I'm close to her. Yeah. Called me at 9.06 a.m. That means he spoke to her.

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Exactly.

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And she told him about y'all conversation. Exactly. And now he's trying to call you and kind of smooth things over and kind of like give some insight. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. So we have the same issues in black families. Yes. I love this type of thing. I went to Godfrey's show Thursday after we recorded. Without us. Without us. Well, none of y'all wanted to go.

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Everybody just had other things to do.

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I forgot about it. I came back. They all was like, where'd Margo? They were like, Godfrey's show. I'm like, oh my God, I wanted to go. How you wanted to go on your last night? I forgot about the show until you guys said that. I forgot.

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Damaris do that a lot. Damaris, her leave and comeback game is crazy. Like after we record, we got to start watching her. Cameras be moved and shit. What is she doing? Like her leave and comeback game is vicious. I left and came back. What time did you come back? I came right back. I went to meet Rory. I left here at 8.30, Damaris. You did not leave there at 8.30. What time did I leave?

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Yeah, it might. Well, we stopped recording at 7. And I was here for an hour and a half. So you left.

Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts share about being in shape and the LGBTQ+ community?

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You got to be in shape to be gay. It takes a lot out of you. It takes a lot out of you.

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That's why gay niggas be so strong. And Bill, I'll be telling y'all.

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You got to be strong to take dick in your ass, baby.

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Do you care? Oh, my fucking...

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keep it i don't think that was disrespectful yeah you know how strong you got to be to know somebody about to put a dick in your ass and you stand there and just take it that takes a lot of strength that takes a lot of like yeah this is what real allies look like by the way i just want to let y'all know like this is we really allies of the community yeah i love gay people like we mean yeah and at one point i went back to the bar to catch my breath and then i found myself like watching trying to learn some of the

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He was voguing on the way out.

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I didn't think of YMCA. What the fuck was that?

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They just kept doing... This nigga doing the Macarena. Yeah. I was sitting in the back trying to get the steps together. No, that's just the third base coach sitting in the runner. Sitting in the runner the second. That's what you was doing, sending the runner to second. That's all you was doing right there.

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Yo.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the concept of 'sharking' and its implications?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not weirded out by none of this shit. I love it, man. But yeah, it was a really good time. I'm mad I missed the show, though. I totally forgot about it. I'm so mad. I was like, fuck. Because I wanted to see. I haven't seen LaKaylee perform since probably last time I saw her. Maybe 2019?

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So I was mad. I knew the show was coming up and just lost track of the days. And it was like, damn, it was probably like midnight when I realized that the show was that night. Well, she'll be on the show in July. Okay. Yeah. So she was like, I'm shocked that you guys, like, when I got the email and you guys accepted, I was like, you don't think we would have you on? She's crazy, man.

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That's family, man. She know better than that.

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Rory had a YG call my phone. A YG is the girl version of a YN.

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I thought that was... I was like, wait, how was I?

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No, I call them YGs. They're like female YNs. Call me like, yo, I'm about to come get you. We about to go shark some shit.

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Shark some shit?

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What is that? It's YN language. I don't know what the fuck it means. So then I then go to TikTok whenever I have to figure out what like...

Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on the importance of communication regarding STDs?

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Oh, yeah. And I didn't know what type of sharking we was about to do. Yeah, no. When somebody said, let's go sharking, I'm cool. I don't want to do nothing but sharking. I don't want to do nothing with no sharks. I'm going to. If you got some dolphins, hit me. I fuck with the dolphins. I'm in the house, man. You start sharking, I'm going to. Had some otters or something. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm cool.

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Yeah.

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But I just, I want to, I feel like because I'm the youngest on the show, it's my job to keep y'all young. But like, even that was too young for me. So I just want y'all to know.

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Listen, I just learned death scrolling and bed rotting. Oh, bed rotting. That's the best. What is bed rotting? When you just rot in bed, when you just lay there, you just exist in bed, scroll on your phone, eat food, watch TV. Like you're rotting in your bed. I always wanted a term for that. Bed rotting. I'm going to bed rot and death scroll at the same time. Doom scroll.

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Doom scroll.

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Doom scroll is when you're just on your phone all day?

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Yeah.

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While you bed rot. Yeah, you just scroll. Oh, you have to do it together. You don't have to do it together. They can come separately or together. They kind of go hand in hand though. Like if you're bed rotting, you're probably going to doom scroll. Bed rotting in Doomscroll. Yeah, I can make your bed rot. That's all I was singing once I learned what the term was. You would be singing that.

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God damn, you old as fuck. That's exactly what Rory would do. I want to make your bed rot. I was laying in bed just screaming, I can make your bed rot. Even though Maul was getting killed for the old Kendrick take about Toronto, I did see a lot of people agreeing with him on the Wayne thing. And I'm here to argue. I think every legend we've had has dropped a dud.

Chapter 8: What are the key takeaways from the voicemail conversation about dating and health?

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Every legend has not dropped a dud. A dud? First of all, do you know what a dud is? Where we can unanimously say that shit is trash. Do you think Eminem is a legend? Yeah. Do you think Eminem has dropped a dud? Yes. 15 of them. I'm not going to go that far. That's a little wild. Sorry. By Jay-Z standard, I think Blueprint 2 was a dud. You don't get to say by Jay-Z standard.

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No, but that's how he- We only compare legends to themselves. What the fuck? No, we don't. No, we don't. We compare legends to other legends all the time. We talked about Wayne last week. We wasn't comparing him to himself. We was comparing it to albums that dropped. That shit is a dud. I'm not huge on Nas's Untitled album. Not going to say the real name. Is it a dud? Is it a dud?

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But that's better than his worst shit is better than everybody else's hot shit. So like, yes, it was a dud. Nah, I don't think it was a dud. He had to change the name. Blueprint 2 is not a dud. It's the bottom of his. That doesn't mean it's a dud. I'm sure like numbers wise, I'm sure it's sold. But Wayne is doing what? 150K first week. That's not a dud. But Blueprint 2.

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People would kill to sell that. A-list rappers right now would kill to do those first week numbers. Yes, those numbers. It's not a dud. Those numbers they would. That music they wouldn't. So what's a dud then? Okay, so now let's have that conversation. If you feel like Blueprint 2 is a dud, why do you feel like it's a dud?

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Because most people don't like Blueprint 2 because they feel like it was too much music. It was, yeah. It was a double disc. A lot of duds on it. I don't know if it's a lot of duds. Jay, he took some chances. The Sean Paul thing to me, disgusting.

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Wayne took some chances too.

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I hate that record with Sean Paul. We didn't need that one. But I'm not going to say that album was a dud because there's some crazy records on both of those discs. Okay. Magna Carta. I don't think it's... I don't think it's as bad as people make it out seem. I enjoy the album, but all that anticipation, you in Jungle Studios...

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with fucking uh mobile providers dud you you sell a million records before the shit comes out on our phones is it a dud that the anticipation for that album became a dud yes it got killed that first week why are you you catering it to is it a dud don't sell me the anticipation that week so now it's a dud no people would most people would say if jay-z had a dud it would be magna carta i do not agree with that but most people would say that magna carta has gotten a bad rep

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I think it's like, I agree with Rory. I think it's a way better album than people give it credit for, but most people will say that back.

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