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New Rory & MAL

Episode 398 | Ninja Warriors

19 Aug 2025

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 3.574 Rory

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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The Volume. We are back. Happy top of the week. It is not 90 degrees in New York, and I feel fucking amazing.

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19.59 - 21.491 Mal

Why? You don't like the sun?

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It's just a lot. It's just been a very, very hot summer. It feels like a 03 summer.

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28.465 - 29.966 Mal

The last two days was kind of humid.

Chapter 2: How does the weather impact the hosts' mood?

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But the last like three months have been in the 90s nonstop. And that's a New York 90s, like not a Nevada 90s.

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36.152 - 51.445 Mal

Because that's basically 120 degrees. In New York, yeah, absolutely. It's been hot. This summer was definitely some warm days. We've seen some warm, humid days. But today is the first day where it's not so warm and humid. So this is like, you know, you can go to the beach today.

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I feel like my body temperature is back to where it should be.

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53.587 - 56.469 Mal

Yeah, this is what you describe. This is where you get your tan at.

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What's your body supposed to be?

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98 98 yeah 98 degrees 98.7 kiss that friend you know or nick lachey you're supposed to be at the like right nick lachey level yeah um we are back we are sponsored by boost we have merch available on our site um also for five dollars a month you can hear all of this content ad free at patreon.com for slash new rory mall um damaris is back it's good to see damaris on a regular episode we had our uh

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We had her on Patreon. That came out today. But, you know, she's finally back. Had a week off. I'm just going to go to the hospital. You're going to just go? Just go. For no reason? Yeah. Why? And then just, like, send y'all a pic that I'm there. And just take, like, a week off. I'm just going to wait in the waiting room. Like, they'll be, like, called next. I'm like, no, no, no. I'm fine.

104.895 - 108.239 Mal

No, you a white guy. They don't let you wait in the waiting room. They get you in and out.

108.72 - 114.227 Rory

I should have sent y'all a picture of my hospital bracelet for attention. Oh, for sure. You always have to post that. Pray for me? Yeah.

Chapter 3: What is the significance of Cardi B's new single?

292.395 - 299.489 Rory

Like, they have, like, the same way you shoot the little basketballs at Dave & Buster's and stay on your feet. Like, I'm sure you could do the same for the old Batman.

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I'm just thinking for it to, like, get it over and not hit the ceiling. We'd have to be lower. I mean, either way, when I would go to like the real college campuses and all the whites were playing Ultimate Frisbee, that might be the gayest game of all time. If I came in here and said I was nice at Ultimate Frisbee, then I feel like I would get the energy about my badminton.

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317.281 - 334.256 Mal

I used to think I was good at throwing a frisbee until I was in Central Park one summer and saw this dude throwing a frisbee. He might have thrown a frisbee the whole length of Central Park. I never seen no shit like that in my life. Like, I thought I could throw a frisbee. I'm like, yo, I ain't gonna lie. I'd be at the family cookout. You throw that shit, you like, yo, that was crazy.

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Dog, this nigga in Central Park threw this frisbee so far. I didn't even know homie all the way down there was with him. I didn't even know those two gentlemen knew each other. 59 to 110.

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I was like, yo, how did you do that?

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Like, how do you throw a Frisbee that like that? I didn't even know Frisbee was like a competitive sport. Yeah. Yeah.

352.715 - 354.357 Rory

What makes it ultimate? I was just about to ask.

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Oh, I don't know the rules. I just like would walk by and they'd be playing it. It's like a Frisbee. Yeah, it's like football, but with a Frisbee, I guess. Just gayer.

364.534 - 376.308 Mal

Oh, like Frisbee would be the football and I got to throw it to the receiver. Yeah, more or less. Maybe that's what those two gentlemen were. They probably represent the USA. And what's the name of that? Ultimate Frisbee. Ultimate Frisbee. If I look those gentlemen up, they're probably right there.

Chapter 4: How does the discussion about Ice Spice's film debut unfold?

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Holy shit. Austin should have done Amanda Perez EDM remix.

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1300.294 - 1305.901 Rory

Oh, nah, that would have been fire. Nah, text him. Text him. God, send me an angel EDM is really fire.

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I feel like that exists. I feel like that's already a thing. I'm sure it is. Yeah, absolutely. That was the first song I ever slow danced to. Send me an angel? Mm-hmm. That was in seventh grade.

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1315.033 - 1316.976 Rory

Mine was Tiny Shit Kelly, I Wish You Loved Me.

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1318.998 - 1336.909 Mal

Modules. What's the girl that sings? I think we're alone now. It doesn't seem to be anyone around. That was my shit. What's her name? Tiffany? I think her name was Tiffany something. No clue. Josh, you know. That's old school though. Tiffany, right? Just straight up Tiffany. I think we're alone.

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When that came out? 87? The way you're singing, it feels like it has a much faster BPM than the first audience.

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You hear Josh came out in 67. Come out in 67.

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The video doesn't look like it came out in 67. So that's a remake of a song I did. Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Oh, they did a little Elvis trick on it. All right. Well, yeah, it was I had to get out of there by 2 a.m. It was it was getting it was getting too crazy. Yeah. I can't. Shout out to Austin. He's doing dope shit. Yeah. And then yesterday I went to like a.

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birthday slash family reunion type thing uh for the family i used to live with the jamaican family it was great to see everybody though um i saw hilarious photos of myself that i've never seen before in my entire life yeah and yeah it was just it was good to catch up with everybody it's crazy watching watching you in that picture was like watching tom cruise in the last you was the last bumper clot

Chapter 5: What humorous childhood experiences are shared about hospital visits?

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The doctor will come in.

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3660.896 - 3664.562 Rory

Yo, I used to hate that. Yo, like I hated rectal thermometers, bro.

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I don't ever. I have no remembrance of ever having a thermometer mask.

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3668.228 - 3686.636 Mal

I could call my dad right now. He would tell you the story about how I cursed out everybody in the hospital when he was trying to do that. Say, yo, dad, do not let him stick that thing in my butt. How old were you? No, I was a kid. Cursing out everybody. Like, don't let him stick that in my butt. I wasn't playing that shit. Yo, just give me that shit. Put it under my tongue, though.

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You're not putting nothing in my ass to check my tongue. What type of kinky shit is this?

3690.121 - 3691.323 Rory

I'm not that sick, my nigga.

3691.523 - 3693.466 Mal

It's more accurate. We ain't got to be that.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts reflect on celebrity interactions and public behavior?

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I'm not that sick. I'm all right. I just got a little cold, nigga. You ain't got to stick nothing in my ass.

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That's why we drink through our butts, too. Like, to get drunker, remember? No, I don't remember nobody doing that. Didn't we talk about that?

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no the oh the tampon yeah the tampon and then yeah that's crazy i don't believe that though i don't believe people did that for real but how old was you because i i was young mara had that shit happen and that was the first time i've ever even seen somebody i thought that was like almost a myth no like i thought it was i thought it was like dogs like basically used to get that shit i might have been five six years old oh no i see that's that's kinky

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A baby, baby.

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3727.857 - 3747.723 Mal

I have no remembrance of ever having. I'm sure it happened to me. I will call my, he will tell you how I was cursing. Like, yo, do not let him stick that in my butt. Like, what is that? I'm not that sick. It's kind of a fever like this. My ass isn't hot. Like my hair. What happened to the back of the palm here?

Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the Freddie Gibbs and Benny The Butcher beef?

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Remember they used to do this? Just right here. Yeah. Like you got to stay right here. You got to put no thermometer in my, get the fuck out. And I've been sitting in this emergency room for three hours. I got swamp ass. I wasn't, I wasn't with that.

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I wasn't, even as a kid, I knew something wasn't right with that. Like, nah. Yeah, no, no, no remembrance of that whatsoever of having that done. Um, and we believe this Freddie and Benny situation. I, I, I saw there was a video that I believe was an airport. Yes. That they had ran into each other and that there was some type of.

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It's always, you're always going to bump into somebody in the airport. Always in the airport. Always going to bump into somebody in the airport. And what's so funny about the airport shit is everybody, we can't be tough.

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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on Taylor Swift's family dynamics during holidays?

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Literally, all of us just have to sit here. Nothing can go down at the airport. We all got to be on our best behavior. This is federal.

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3790.943 - 3800.812 Unknown

Yeah. That's why I just be laughing. That's how I just know streamers, rappers, everyone. I seen his ass in the airport. He was at the airport. What was he going to do? You're not doing nothing.

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He's going to get a federal charge immediately? No, you're not doing that. But Freddie and Benny spoke. If you don't know, they've had their history over the years of you know, situations and things like that, back and forth. It got physical. Freddie alluded to some things in his raps on his couple albums and couple songs, talking about the situation.

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We spoke to Benny a couple years ago in Atlanta about the whole situation. He was saying, you know, he really didn't understand where it all started from and, you know, what happened, whatever. But it's good to see that they had an exchange, spoke. But I'm not getting my hopes up because I know how, again, airport, everybody got to be on their best behavior.

3847.244 - 3864.565 Mal

And you can say it's all good, whatever, whatever. And then a freestyle come out next month and you back throwing shots, talking slick. Then it's like, you know what I mean? So I want them to, you know, whatever they got going on, piece it up. Two of my favorite MCs, two of my favorite rappers. Too many mutual friends, too. Yeah.

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So it's, you know, those guys like they wanted to set this up at some point anyways.

3869.17 - 3875.698 Mal

But yeah. And they should. It's too many mutual acquaintances, mutual friends. It was also pointless.

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If they would have just rapped, cool, whatever, throw shots at each other. I mean, that alleged footage, which of course we know, it says nothing to Freddie or Benny in Buffalo. We know that didn't really happen. That was just unnamed people. But did it have to go like there?

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