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Episode 401 | King of Dubai

29 Aug 2025

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Chapter 1: What topics are covered in the beginning of the episode?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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4.942 - 16.753 Maul

On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Paul show are geniuses. We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand.

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Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yes.

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20.797 - 25.242 Damaris

Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong.

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25.262 - 33.75 Maul

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35.688 - 43.206 Rory

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Chapter 2: How was Damaris' vacation experience?

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Do you have one?

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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement?

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I have something similar. The fuck is a Theragun? You know what the Theragun is? No. You got to get a Theragun. You got to get a Theragun. Can you explain to me what that is? It's the massage. It's like the personal, the handheld massage thing. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I had one of those during track. That's the greatest shit ever right there. Oh, yeah. No, those are great. The greatest shit ever.

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But that's not going to break up that clot that's on Demaris' thigh right now. 100%. Absolutely. That's what it does.

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600.376 - 603.962 Rory

It hurts. And I got a mosquito bite right in the middle of it that I can't scratch because it hurts so bad.

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Just pain. I'm fucked up. Like, I'm fucked up. Will you go back, though? To Curacao? Oh, for sure.

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610.011 - 616.36 Rory

Because there's a bunch of stuff that I didn't get a chance to do just because I was in pain. I had a lot going on. We just weren't there for enough days.

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Well, it's good to have you back. Good to see you.

619.139 - 620.021 Rory

I definitely want to go back.

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Glad you made it back from your fall. Thank you. As we go into fall. That's a metaphor. She was a groundhog. She was a groundhog. Let us know we got three more weeks of summer. As soon as the bruise goes away, that's when a fall will officially start. As soon as your bruise is gone, baby D, we got to start going into that fall weather. How quickly did he laugh after you fell?

643.435 - 654.464 Rory

He didn't laugh. I sent him the video and was like, this is why you shouldn't leave me alone by myself. He came outside and looked at me and just was like, And shook his head and just went back inside. I like him. I think that was him, like, making sure I was, like, alive.

Chapter 4: How does French Montana's marriage impact his status in the music industry?

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That is a fact. And merch is on sale right behind Baby D. Look at that. That prosperity pack. You know what I'm saying? Available now. Available now. Have you ever been on vacation with a content chick? No. I did it once and I was very like scared that I was going to hate it. But it matched well with me wanting to have my alone time.

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She got to go with her tripod and go find shit on the resort to do her content. And I got to be alone. That's exactly what was going on. It's actually not that bad. I thought the content shit was going to ruin every moment. We wouldn't be able to even have fun or live in the moment or have experiences. It was actually OK. I got my alone time. I've only dated one girl. I think that makes.

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And then she drove us into the sand dunes on a TV and almost killed us. Okay. Because she wanted to film while driving an ATV. I shouldn't let a woman drive an ATV to begin with.

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771.221 - 778.43 Rory

You just could not be misogynistic. There was no need to be misogynistic in the whole story. You just had to pull misogyny out of your red ass.

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I didn't have to pull it out of there. It just exists in my aura. But I'm explaining what happened just because you view it as misogynistic. Maul, how was your experience with dating a content chick? was cool because she was like a gamer so she would just like go in like her gamer room and close the door and just be in there for a couple hours bringing the ps4 to cabo is fucking crazy

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she's a gamer yeah she make money too oh okay well then yeah I can if she gotta work I can see that I thought that was just like the coolest shit though but just pulling up the call to duty like in Aruba at noon nah not on vacation I've never been on vacation with a girl making content but I don't really now that y'all like ask me that I don't really I don't even know if that's by like default but I don't really date women that make content like that well let me not say content they post a lot on Instagram

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Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do what?

835.833 - 842.926 Rory

Don't minimize, don't minimize content creators. I'm not. Are you talking about women that just post on Instagram?

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Just girls that want a lot. There's not a brand deal attached. They just want to post on the internet. Is it just Instagram or is it like she has like a whole, like she's on a like press run? She got to post it on her TikTok. She got to post it on her Snapchat. She got to post it on her Instagram. She got to post it on her app.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of French Montana's marriage?

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Yeah. I thought JLX fucking with the Rothschilds was the craziest shit I've ever seen in my entire life. I think this might be the number one hip hop couple that's ever existed.

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The King of Dubai? What type of, like, what type of French records you think we getting? What type of talk we getting on Mac and Cheese 15? Listen, one thing I can promise you, he will not be the King of Dubai.

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Chapter 6: How does the crew react to celebrity engagements?

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That's not, he not going to infiltrate that.

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That's not going to happen. No. That's just not going to happen. It's great for him. Hopefully, you know, he's happy. He's, you know, him and his wife are going to have, you know, beautiful family and all that. But he cannot be crowned King of Dubai. It can't happen. I don't know, man. It's just different over there with them type of... Rome fell at one point. That is true.

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Chapter 7: What are the financial expectations in dating?

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That is true. I think French is the one to do it with Dubai. French is going to conquer Dubai. Oh, man. Everybody getting engaged, baby D. Fuck that got to do with me. All right. Now, see, that's why you ain't going to be in Curacao falling in the pool no more. You don't want to get engaged. Wait, didn't... Was it Rihanna or Beyonce? Who performed at some like... Both of them.

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Yo, imagine if French hire Hov and Beyonce for his reception. Now what are we talking when it comes to rapper list? What if he hired Beyonce to perform at his reception?

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Chapter 8: How do friendships affect dating dynamics?

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That's fire. Nah, French, that's different talk. He'll probably hire Hov. That's different talk. But I don't think Hov would do it. I don't think Hov would do it. Shit. Shit. That money over there? Shit. Jacob, like, fire up the Puma jet. We out. You fucking kidding me? For that ticket? You crazy as hell. They tell Hov, yo, listen, man, we got 20 million for you. Because how much you think?

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For 20 minutes. How much you think Beyonce and Rihanna, how much money they got with that shit?

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3884.349 - 3885.51 Rory

Probably around 50 million.

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Because that was the opening of a hotel that Beyonce performed at, I think.

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3889.676 - 3892.24 Rory

Oh, yeah. I think Beyonce was the opening of a hotel. Rihanna was a birthday party.

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Yeah. Nah, it was definitely a wedding on one of them. Or Rihanna was a, what? I don't know. I think Rihanna was the wedding. Yeah. Rihanna might have been a wedding, not a birthday party. Beyonce was paid $24 million for an hour-long performance at the launch of the Atlantis Royal Hotel in Dubai. $24 million for an hour. You don't know no nigga that get $24 million an hour. You kidding me?

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If French hit home like, yo, I got a 20-pack for you, Jay. I just want to hear Streets is Watchin'. I just need you to hear, I just need to hiccup up along where I'm from, Marcy, son. What? For 20 Ems? If y'all think Hov ain't taking that, y'all fucking crazy. Of course he's doing that. That nigga's still from Brooklyn. He a hustler. I think he doing it for 10 Ems.

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I don't think he doing it for 10 Ems.

3940.398 - 3941.279 Rory

How many songs?

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