Chapter 1: What are the initial apologies and musical references?
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Chapter 2: What are the insights on Mal wanting to join Guardian Angels?
We graduated from LLC. We're a small corporation. Damaris, you can say girlfriend here. I promise you. Nobody's going to write you up. You're not going to have no meeting. Like you could just say, yo, yo me. It was me, yo me, and her girlfriend. Done. Like nobody's going to be like, I'll see you Tuesday morning. What are you talking about? Put up signs.
You can only say significant other and partner in this office.
Yeah. That's officially a law. I actually really like significant other. But we were out drinking. We split from Rory and we were out drinking. And Rory went to dinner with Sean. Nice little nice dinner. They had lined up shit. I walked up to Sean like, you want some? I'm like, you ain't asked me if I wanted some before you niggas ordered. Like, damn.
Where y'all was at? We treated ourselves. Went to Tiger. Okay. That's your spot. You like that spot. I mean, it's a great spot. Good spot. I like it.
Why didn't Marlene? What did he do?
This was Friday?
Yeah, this was Thursday when we left office.
We left from recording. Oh. You was here when some of the group came. Okay. Oh, that group. Yeah. Okay, yeah, no. Now, oh, that group is who I was at the strip club with. You sure you wanted me to call you? I'm cool.
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Chapter 3: How do voicemails influence the discussion on relationships?
I didn't even invite Ma to his own party when I threw y'all an after party. He just came out of respect.
I didn't even invite him to his own after party. Oh, at the Ned? Yeah. That was cool, though. That was a nice vibe. Calm vibe in there. It wasn't nothing crazy. Damaris did the old promoter trick and threw your name. Like, yo, he's on the way. Now he'll be here. But yeah, that was... Oh damn, his flight got canceled. I just saw him on stage in New York and we're in New York.
That was crazy. But yeah, if you guys don't know the San Gennaro Fest, which is kind of like an Italian based festival in Little Italy.
Italian based is hilarious. Italian based is hilarious. That's like partner and significant other. What is DeMaris doing today? It's an Italian based festival.
What? It's really nice. They have all types of like, you know, they have like the orange, the fried arancini. You mean like Italian culture? Yeah.
Okay. Like in Little Italy? In Little Italy? In New York? Yeah.
So the festival is going on. There's a Ferris wheel. Nobody gets on the Ferris wheel.
Well, kids do. I did some real old man shit before we recorded today. I went over to the festival and at noon on a Monday, I got chicken parm pasta and meatballs. I'm exhausted. You're an old Italian man. Who eats chicken parm at noon? Noon on a Monday. What's wrong with you? Not even a Saturday night.
Well, it's better for you because now your body has more time to digest it before you lay down. So it's better for you when you eat heavy food to walk around and digest it. Like there's this restaurant I want to go to. I think One Charles, it might be called. Super expensive, super hard to get a reservation.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Young Thug's recent track?
Yeah. Yeah, nah, I'm cool. Eat a steak and then lay him right down crazy as fuck. Yeah, that's like... If I see somebody eat a steak and then just go hit the bed, I'm like, you all right? You want to talk about it? What you going through, man? What's up with you? We can just talk. You ain't got to kill yourself. You trying to die asleep of heartburn. What's up with you?
Well, that's why I can never rock with the IG baddies because you got to take them... to those restaurants that serve like the big ass prime rib and then you just watch her down a 14 ounce steak. It's like, I'm not, we not having sex. You seen a girl finish a whole steak before? I don't think I've ever seen that. Like a whole steak? Damaris, you finish a whole steak in one side of the house?
It depends on how big the steak is.
Okay. All right, that's true, I guess.
Like a small little New York strip, I'll bust it down for sure. You know what I'm saying? But I'm not eating a porterhouse.
You still be trying to be cute if you go on a date and not really eat, eat?
No, it's not that I try to be cute, but there's just certain things I don't eat on a date because I don't want to be tooting and booting, laying next to a nigga. There's certain shit I just don't like. I love Mexican food. I don't eat Mexican food on dates. Yo, me and Alex ate Mexican food and went to the club. We some disrespectful bitches.
Y'all was farting? Just crop dust in the section. Yeah, you farting. Take your farting ass in the house, man. Take your farting ass home, man. That's the only benefit of hookah lounges. At least it kills the smell. Oh, my God. The food people eat at hookah lounges. I know they're sitting in that leather fucking chair farting up a storm for sure. Tearing them lamb chops up.
mad butter over everything like nah you farting you're inhaling you're inhaling and eating dairy how was the strip what strip club y'all went to uh dream okay oh i thought y'all went to starlets no we we went to dream and then i deserted your group and they went to starlets okay yeah yeah i just don't got the energy yeah no i got home at 3 a.m can you imagine had i went to a second strip club what time i would have gotten home that's well yeah no so so how was dream
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Guardian Angels in urban crime prevention?
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That's why I said they knew that wasn't Mariah.
Listen to the beat. They was like, the A.I. sing better than Mariah. That's fucked up. Mm. Mm. and your pussy ain't nothing but basic just like all your chains you better check about me bitch this shit this whoever wrote this who wrote this like y'all don't listen to mariah at all
That's AI.
You wrote it. No one was asking if it was AI. When people make AI, people usually write the songs and then have the AI sing it. Like, people usually write shit and then have AI sing it.
But, I mean, some of the bars went over my head.
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Chapter 6: How do the Guardian Angels recruit and train new members?
Did she, in fact, say that Young Thug has a pussy? And then said his pussy's also whack?
She was dissing Glorilla.
Oh, okay. I thought that was to Thug, too.
No, that's not like to Glorilla.
Because she started out talking about Thug, though. She started out talking about thug. I thought it was a thug. Rory be so clueless. Oh, I thought that was about. How did you think she was? He wears a dress. I thought like. No, man.
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Chapter 7: What are the challenges faced by the Guardian Angels in today's society?
That was like some real, some real bars right there. She wasn't. She wasn't giving us like. Well, she weaved up because it started out dissing thug. I didn't know we were going right to Glorilla without any change of subject. All of that shit is looped in. Y'all both getting it. I'm shooting at both of y'all.
But that's so whack, though, because, like, I just feel like, you know, rappers got to, they could use that as a crutch now. Oh, for sure. Like, if it's whack and they're like, oh, this shit trash. Man, that's AI. I ain't mean. Nah. Like, you could fall on the AI excuse.
Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape perceptions of the Guardian Angels?
Like, that's like the LOL. The AI is the new LOL. But I feel like people in tech can probably go in and find out if it's AI. But they need to make, for regular pedestrians like us, there needs to be an AI program that can tell us if this is AI. The way they check the diamonds with that little thingy, we need that. The average person should be able to take a file that they have on Twitter.
No, Apple should tell us that. The same way y'all keep telling me to turn my headphones down. When I just, I'm listening to one song, like, yo, based on your last seven days, you should turn your volume down. This shit knocking. Shut up, nigga. Turn it. Actually, I want the iPods. Turn this bitch up. Yeah, I want the iPods to be louder. Like, I hate, the iPod's not even loud enough to me no more.
AirPods, baby. The AirPods, I'm sorry. I said iPods, AirPods. You definitely getting old. Yeah, the AirPods, they not loud enough for me no more. Doesn't the new, like, Apple Watch or something tell you when you're about to have a heart attack? Did I read that somewhere correctly?
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The next one, which is like, that's great. That's a good way for technology to help. But like, imagine you just like, we chilling on the pod and I just get a notification. Like, you're going to have a heart attack in like three minutes. Oh, you got to take an aspirin. What is it, Bayer? You take two Bayers and relax?
Yeah, so I need to get that. That's dope, though, if it's going to tell you that.
If you can do that, automatically call 911. Like, I don't want to look at my watch. Like, sometimes I've had an Apple Watch. Sometimes you get a notification, you look at it real quick, and you just keep doing what you're doing. Like, there needs to be, like, a loud horn if I'm about to have a heart attack. Oh, no, I'm sure there's some type of alert. Don't just give me a ding, ding. Like, no, no.
literally scream from Siri's voice. We come such a long way from the monitor that old people used to have when they used to push the button and call the police when they fell in their home. Life Alert. Yeah, Life Alert. Some of the greatest commercials of all time. Oh my God. I've fallen and I can't get up. Yeah, like, how do you... That was long.
You know, old people used to wear them shits like Jesus pieces.
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