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New Rory & MAL

Episode 409 | Buttman

26 Sep 2025

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Hey, it's Nora Jones, and my podcast, Playing Along, is back with more of my favorite musicians. Check out my newest episode with Josh Groban. You related to the Phantom at that point.

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Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.

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That's so funny. Share each day with me Each night, each morning Listen to Nora Jones is Playing Along on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

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On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I'm Miles Turner.

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And I'm Brianna Stewart.

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And our podcast, Game Recognize Game, has never been done before.

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Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court. Nothing's off limits. We talk tanking. I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's like definitely happening in the WBA.

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We talk about our mistakes, too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night. You can't be rolling around the city like this tonight before games.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the summer music scene?

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Showing your pussy? Yeah. 40 million. There's people making a million dollars selling couches they've never even seen before. They've never sat on that couch. They've never seen that couch. They're saying just buy the couch because they get a check from it. It don't cost 40 million to see pussy, bro. She doesn't? Game is the game. She don't even show badge. Game is the game.

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And she clocked out 40 M's last year? Right after 9-11, made sure we were buying society. We gotta get the economy going again. They are preying on the incels, bro. The incels is rich. Everybody's an incel. What you mean everybody's an incel? Everybody's an incel now.

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Not by the definition of what we've talked about before, of the guy that sits there, gets no pussy, is a fucking weirdo, debates on the internet all day. We have all become, based off what Damaris was just saying, where we just consume based off the shit that we see on the internet, we are all incels to some degree now. But that's not, incel is completely sexually related.

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You can't use the word and make it mean something different. We're all losers. I thought that was more the incel thing. No, incel means you're unable to attract women sexually and you usually have hostile views towards women. Involuntary celibate? Yes. A member of the online community...

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of a young man who considers themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with the views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active. Yeah, so we're not all incels.

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I take that back.

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Okay, to the economy, yes, we are all incels. To the economy. Yes, if you take out sexual and put economy, we are all incels.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of going live on TikTok?

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All right. That's what I'm getting at. That makes sense. It's more of a metaphor. We're back sponsored by Boost Mobile. Unlimited talk, text, data, and incels. Are the incels on Boost Mobile? They need unlimited data. I don't know anything anymore. Unlimited data. If they're paying $40 million to see no Vag, that's insane, man. That's the art of it, though. That is insanity.

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You're paying to think about it. You're not even that deep in your mind. Paying to think about the Vag? Pay to think about it. Okay. Like what it could be. I remember when this used to cost like $6 just to buy a magazine to see Vag. But that's what they're paying. Y'all remember Blacktail Magazine? Y'all remember that? No.

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Remember Blacktail?

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Pull it up, Josh. Was it Buttman? I remember Buttman. Buttman, yo. That was another type of magazine. That was definitely.

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I never went down that aisle, Rory. Don't even try. Don't even try.

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Don't even try to do that. Rory, I never went down that aisle. Don't even try to do that.

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I remember that one. You got that cover. I remember Blacktail. One of your aunties on there.

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One of your aunties on there for sure. If we go down to Blacktail magazine, we're going to see one of our aunts on there. Come on, let's clear it up because you stay trying to make me out to be gay. Is that a gay magazine? Buttman magazine.

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Buttman.

Chapter 4: How do personal finances relate to the current economy?

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Tomato, tomato. No, no, no, no, no, no. Cause y'all like to say men are tricks. And then y'all say, like to y'all not hoes. You can't have a trick and not be a hoe. Like y'all like to say that. So are you a hoe? Points were made. You a treat. See? That was a good retort. That's whole linguistics, though. When the woman's like, I'm a treat, it's like, are you a hoe? It's okay. You can say that.

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No, trick or treat. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, but stop saying that to marriage, please, because women are really thinking in real life, they're like, I heard you was cheap. I'm like, what? But it shouldn't matter, because they should like you for you, right?

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Yeah.

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Of course, but I'm just saying, hearing things about me that's not true is crazy. So now I'm seeing that it's starting to really affect me in the real world. People are looking at me like, oh, he's cheap.

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Y'all sat up here and said, I date nothing but jailbirds for years.

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Excuse me. Excuse me. If we go down the line, some of them niggas are still on J-Pay is all I'm saying.

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You're lying. Like, that's a narrative that's not true. And people really believe that about me.

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You never dated nobody that got locked up? That's been arrested at the time?

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I've dated two people that have been locked up before.

Chapter 5: What are the reactions to Cardi's album after a week?

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It went to NBA.

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Over LaRussell. He deserved it more. I wish that, not to be the dead horse, I wish that Cardi would have dropped earlier in the summer because that Err Time remix she just dropped with Lotto. Yeah. I'd have been shaking ass to that for sure. You shake ass to anything. You don't care. That's not true.

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Chapter 6: How does the discussion about Cardi and Nicki's rivalry unfold?

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As long as it's a baseline, you shaking ass. Yeah, but the level of shake, you know? Now that the dust has cleared a bit, it's Thursday now. We've had almost seven days. How do you feel about the reaction to Cardi's album? Other people's reactions? Yeah, just in general. Everybody I see either loves it or hates it. It's either one or the other. Okay.

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Chapter 7: What are the implications of Gunna and Offset's collaboration?

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It's not a bad album. I've seen more gray area. It's a couple records on there that I fuck with. I was hoping that it was a decent album, and it is a decent album. There's enough good records on there that you can go back to and listen to. So I'm not mad at what they did with this project. I think Rory's talking about perception-wise, though. Yeah, definitely perception. I've sung...

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More gray area of like, it's cool, is what I've seen.

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Chapter 8: How do listeners feel about the voicemail regarding relationship dilemmas?

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But again, you can never guess with your algorithms. I think based off the perception of the platinum shit, whatever, but she's about to sell, what, 200K first week, which is incredible. I think the perception is there for her. I think she delivered. For what she needed to do for her second album, based off everything that we've said, she was worried.

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I think a week in, we can at least say... They got it right. Delivered the first week. I'm curious to see where it goes after this. She's still promoting it, which I think is great. Even making moments of her BBL stinking.

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which was hilarious oh okay okay yes you didn't see that interview no i can't catch she's been everywhere i can't catch everything i forgot who she was talking to but they said what's what's the craziest rumor that you ever heard she said that my bbl stink and then she was like i could see if there was like another gaping hole or whatever but like just because it's bigger doesn't mean i don't know how to wipe my ass

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I never understood when they said your BBL stink. What does that mean? Like your BBL stink? Well, there's a running kind of joke narrative that when your ass is really, really big, it stinks. Like girls with big asses stink. Like it's more ass, so it's more funk. I know girls with no ass that stink. Yeah. I know, but that is the running.

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Yeah, I guess it's just saying there's more skin and friction going on at the time. Oh, stop saying BBL. Just say her butt stink. BBL, I'm thinking like she had surgery and like her wounds are not healed. And it's like, you know, it's like it's leaking fucking pus. And that's what I'm thinking. We used to have BBL. I'm like, damn, she didn't heal up.

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Like, OK, I mean, let me try to bring what I think would be logic into the entire thing. Yes. Women with small asses, if they don't know how to clean their ass can stink. Yeah, it's not the same. Go from a small ass to a big ass. You don't know. You don't know how to properly clean your big ass. Because you're used to just cleaning a small portion between your cheeks.

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Now you have more ground to cover and you're not used to, like maybe you need the loofah with the stick instead of just the regular loofah. Maybe that's what they're getting at. You don't know how to clean your new ass. Okay. So they were saying that Cardi's BBL stinks. Okay, got it. Well, I'm glad she heard that rumor and addressed it and laughed at it.

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Were you guys on Twitter the day that that girl had shamed all of us for only using deodorant on our underarms? And she was like, you bitches don't put deodorant between your butt cheeks. All of the timeline was like... Well, there is... They was taking photos of deodorant sticks like... No, but there is some people that would do that. Like in the crevices, they'll just swipe.

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There is all body deodorant. Yeah, there's all body deodorant. Yeah. There's also dusting powder, which is baby powder, which is what our grandmothers and what I grew up using because my grandmother ain't play that. Anywhere that your body sweats, you put baby powder on. Yeah. But then we had stopped using it because the talk and the baby powder was giving us fucking cancer.

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