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New Rory & MAL

Episode 42 | "Showtime"

18 Feb 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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I'm Daniel Alarcón, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am.

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I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

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On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

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Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I'm Daniel Jeremiah. And I am Greg Rosenthal. I know that, Greg. We're teaming up on 40s and Free Agents, the podcast that owns the NFL offseason. This is where teams are built. Free agency, combine, pro days, trades. Every move matters. From my draft boards and mock drafts. To my vaunted top 101 free agents and how rosters come together. Quarterback movement. Surprise signings.

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We'll tell you what it means and who really wins. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search 40s and free agents, and listen now.

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This is Julian Edelman, host of Games With Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and the hilarious This Is Important podcast. Let's go! We did beat them in improv. You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools, would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of Goldschlager.

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James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it. For more Games With Names, visit the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. For sure. I'm related to the... Get the fuck out of here. One of my ancestors was one of the kings of England at one point. My sister did a DNA thing years ago and it came back. I was just like, okay.

Chapter 2: How does Mal's ancestry lead to a humorous discussion?

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And played her role. But imagine having to like pretend to be somebody's best friend since you were six. Yeah. That's some sick shit. No, that whole cast is sicker than anyone. But it happens in real life. I don't know if you want to go down that hole. People pretend to be somebody that they're not forever. I watched Inventing Anna. Did you watch it? Yes, I finished it.

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What did you think about it? Incredible. Amazing. She's back on IG. She's my favorite person on IG. I heard. It's just crazy to me that she sold her story to Netflix. At the time, she was kind of strained for money. And I think she only sold it for like $300,000 or $400,000 or something like that. I mean, her inheritance wasn't coming in. No. And I guess she paid that.

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But it's crazy to me that she's still in a detention center. ICE has detained her. She's no longer in prison, I don't think. She is in a detention center. You know, I mean, like when Sean got out of prison, they deported him because you can't be a criminal. But she's so that story is so dope because it's like she's the epitome of die with the lie.

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Like she was willing to do however many years in prison. Just because she didn't want to say it was all a lie. Like, no, she really wanted to say, no, I'm really this person. Well, not even that. She just wanted to show everyone I still am good at business. Yeah. Like, fuck me getting off scot-free here. You guys are going to know I'm ill at this shit. She is, though.

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It takes a super intelligent person to pull off what she pulled off. I think people lie. Do you think she has to be on the spectrum a little bit to pull it off? Oh, for sure. Oh, no. She definitely had a very traumatic past and was trying to create a new future based off trying to escape what she had been through. But I think people, especially in that world, tell just as big lies as she was.

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Absolutely. Absolutely. It's like the lawyer said. It's like, you know, y'all were in business with her because it would benefit you to be in business with the person you thought she was. For sure. So is she wrong or did you not just handle your business correctly? She's just a better liar than y'all. Right. And that's exactly what it was. I thought it was an amazing show. Yeah.

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Amazing, amazing show. If you haven't seen it, Inventing Anna on Netflix, super dope show. Listen, I'm about to get rid of my Soho membership. If Anna's still creating that social club. I'm in there. No, she, listen. I got the feet. I thought it was definitely one of the best shows I think we've gotten along with, what was the show that we loved with the judge and we didn't know who killed?

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Oh, I love that fucking show. Your Honor? Oh, Your Honor, yes. Your Honor, and then what was the other one? Your Honor was incredible. The other one with the husband and the- With the husband and he ended up killing his side chick. Yeah, it's the one I thought we were talking about, no? No, Yana is the one in New Orleans when the judge... What was the other one with...

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We're all over the fucking place.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of Isaiah Rashad's leaked tape?

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I'm comfortable in the chair this way. It's like I'm putting up against the shit. You never noticed that? It's not like his feet aren't tall enough to touch the ground. Oh, like the heels are. Yeah, I just like, oh yeah, that's a comfortable thing. Every single podcast. Just say y'all don't have ankle rotation like me. That's all. Ankle rotation. I think, yeah.

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I used to sit like that when I was in the stool. On the stool. Yeah, I don't know. It feels comfortable. Yeah. Okay. I was just wondering if there was a specific reason. I don't know if your knees were bad. If you guys are toe shaming, then just say it. The viewers noticed that? Every single episode, that is one of the most commented things is, why the fuck are Rory's toes pointed?

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Like, they screenshot it, take pictures, zoom in. Yo, look what they taking pictures of. Can't do anything, man. My man can't even sit down with his toes on the ground like that? Yeah. Makes me feel good. I could start the OnlyFans. Rory, let me see a beat. I'm not taking my shoes and socks off on a podcast. Why? Maul, come on. Someone help me out here. Nah, nah.

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Rory can't take his feet out in front of me. You crazy? I'll fight him right here. Well, you like feet, so... I like women's feet. Oh. What if I have feminine feet? Somebody on Reddit said, Maul definitely seems like the guy to have big, dark areolas. This is just a podcast going off the rails. I'm just letting you... He's transitioning, okay? They're not quite there yet.

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Maul, let me see your titties. I'm not... What's happening today? Like, niggas want to see titties. You brought it up. It's like, that's like when bitches be like, my butt got bigger and then they pose. Like, they want you to look at it. I didn't just send me something that a fan said on Reddit. I just read it to the room. So, I didn't just say I have big, dark areolas.

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Like, I don't have big, dark areolas, first of all. But it's just funny that people look at me and that's what they think about me. You probably have the lightest areolas here, though. All right, Eden. For sure, you, Eden. Definitely you. For sure. Eddie, you got caramel. You look like you got caramel areolas. We already know Rory got peach areolas. They're pinkish. Yeah, they're pink areolas.

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Thank you so much. I am good with the visuals. I am good with the visuals. Carl's like he don't have areolas. Carl's like he got some black ass areolas. Carl's like he don't have areolas. Like you ever seen the titties where it's just nipple? Carl, you definitely like you got some black ass areolas. You look like you got two Oreo cookies on your chest. Damaris looks like she got cinnamon brown.

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Cinnamon brown all the way down. You already know how she giving it up. I'm sorry, what was that? Just, Eddie, mark this entire segment for cuts. Yeah, to make it a social clip. Absolutely. This is going out, Eddie. Don't you fucking delete this part. Anyways, new music. When new music came out? I have no idea. None. None. Oh, we went to Conway's album listening slash birthday parties.

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Happy birthday to Conway the Machine. Yes. Congrats. Album in stores next Friday. In stores on streaming platforms next Friday. That's a store? February 25th. Yeah, that's a store. God Don't Make Mistakes. Great album. I was listening to it for the past week. He sent it to me a few weeks ago, but I've been listening to it the past week.

Chapter 4: What are the challenges of dating outside your race?

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How close are you to dating white women? Honestly. Not even remotely close. Not even remotely close. You don't care how much the sisters put you through?

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Chapter 5: How do personal relationships affect mental health?

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No. I'm here for the long haul. The sisters be burning Rory out, boy. Hold on. Rory had flowers in his hand the other day. Scratches on his face. I said, look what the sisters doing to my guy, yo. God damn. Rory walked out of here with his little trench coat on and his flowers.

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Chapter 6: What are the implications of social media on relationships?

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I just had to pat my guy on the back. I said, stay in the fight, man. I know. Listen, man. The sisters is rough. It's tough. Miguel got through it. Shout out to Miguel and his wife Nazanin. I hope I said your name correctly. I apologize if I didn't. She's with Miguel. She doesn't care. Yeah.

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They announced via social media, which is what everybody uses to announce these days, that they are back together. They're working on their relationship. I didn't know they broke up. Yeah, that was a big thing. A lot of people were kind of sad by that because they were like the it couple goals for a few years. And that's pretty much what I based my life on.

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Very good looking couple too, by the way. They look very good together. Yeah, Miguel kind of is like a beautiful woman.

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Chapter 7: How do artists influence youth culture and behavior?

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Yeah, Miguel is like a deer. He's like, if you see him in the forest, you just want to hand him an apple. He looks like an American apparel girl. Yeah, yeah. Miguel is like one of those. Miguel gonna kick our ass.

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I feel like he could fight too. Miguel could definitely fight. I feel like Miguel could fight. The way he drop kicked that fan on the motherfucking- We ain't seen her since. Kicked her cold out them fucking awards. We ain't seen her since. We don't know where she went. She need an ambulance. Rob Markman. He ambied her whole head. Rob Markman. Miguel going to fuck us up.

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But yeah, shout out to them, man. They got back together, working on the relationship. Love is beautiful. And I like the way they did it. I like the way they worked on their relationship behind the scenes. Didn't really do too much. When they announced on, when they posted on social media, they were back together. It wasn't a whole back and forth, and this, that, and the third.

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They did it the way that I think I would do it. Just handle everything. Like Common in the video when he was outside the window with the signs and the boombox. You know what I mean? What video was that again? Close to me. Yeah. That was close to me, I think. Yeah. Come closer. Whatever it was called. Come closer. Close to me. Yeah. So I think that's how Miguel... They did it right.

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I like that way of doing things. Wasn't there an interesting ending to that Common video? Well, yeah. We were up in... We were all like... The strings of our heart were being tugged at when we found out the woman was deaf. And that was the reason why Common was using the signs. We didn't pick up on that when he first started doing it. Like, whatever.

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But everyone wants to get mad at Kanye for stalking. Exactly. He's outside with signs in front of her crew. So, yeah, the woman was deaf. But I asked you earlier, how do you get caught cheating? And I'm not saying that that's what happened in the video, because I don't think Common got caught cheating. He probably did. Probably did.

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Knowing Common, he's a little... He's popular with the women, so he probably did slide off or something. But if your woman is deaf, is it possible for her to catch you cheating? Yes. She can still see more. No, but I mean, aside from you... I mean, you wouldn't flirt with a woman right in front of her, but like... I mean, you could. You could definitely...

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You definitely could flirt with a woman that's deaf. Just keep an angry face on the whole time? Yeah, that's all. Could flirt with the waitress right in front. Yeah, keep your hand like this. I'm like, I'm going to fuck the shit out you with my girl sitting right here. She's deaf. Don't pay her no mind. Yeah, like imagine I'm at the table and I'm like, yeah, like, yo, your ass fat as fuck.

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