Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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How much you weigh, Wanda? Right now, I'm about 130.
I'm at 183. We should race.
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Chapter 2: What are the best shows the hosts have attended?
That's why on that day, people post their significant others. On that day, people get engaged. On that day, people get married because it's a day that's for lovers. That's what most people look at as. If y'all look at it as something different. Birthday is for lovers too. That's fine. I mean, sure. Every holiday is for your lover, but people, I was asked somebody.
Somehow I'm right.
Somebody told me to ask you, Maul, if you had a girlfriend and she had a baby daddy, would you be okay with him sending flowers and chocolates to her house on Valentine's Day? Would he be okay dying? So you know that it's inappropriate. Okay, cool. Just making sure. If it doesn't mean anything, if it doesn't mean anything, why he can't do it?
If she has a child with him that's her baby father, he can send her flowers. I'm not mad at that. I'm not insecure like that. It's not... And Eric from me be like, yo, why you sending me flowers, yo? Okay. You know how dumb and insecure they is? Yo, but I'm saying, like, what he mean by that? Get your goofy ass out of here, nigga. You so stupid. Yo, why you sending shit here, yo?
He got to respect my house. Okay, but what if- You don't respect your house. What if she places the flowers in y'all bedroom? Flowers in my bedroom? Yeah. Right in front of the, like, right in front, like, on the little mantel above the TV in the bedroom.
nah and you walk in and she's smelling one of them nah you put those in the living room you know don't put those in the bedroom you ain't doing that you can put them in the living room though that's as far as your security goes once you cross in the bedroom now we're in insecurity nah I don't want to be laying in bed looking at flowers that your baby father bought you like it's like it's cool but like put them in the living room you would feel that way even about your wife if you were married and she had a previous child before her baby father could just send her flowers they chilling in the house
Yeah. Okay. I don't mind that. That surprises me. Yeah. You same person that said your girlfriend can't talk to other men, like speak to them. Or even have brothers or a father. You can receive flowers without saying, speaking. Oh, she can't say thank you for the flowers? Nah. Nah. Come on. What are you, psychotic? Yeah, no. Oh, okay. You can just receive them at the door. Thank you. Delivery.
Let him know I got these. He know you got them. Take the picture like the Uber Eats driver. Yeah. Deliver it. Exactly. Take pictures of the roses at the door. Like, yeah, we got them. A blurry out of frame photo like they usually do with your food. Yeah, but you can't text them. No, I'm joking. Like, yeah. Oh. From your baby father? That's not... Somebody sent me something on DoorDash.
Somebody sent me like for Valentine's Day or whatever. They just sent me like a bunch of stuff on DoorDash. Here go me. They like, you got a surprise downstairs. I'm just going downstairs, not thinking like wig off, meat meal braids in. I get to that door to get my package and that DoorDash nigga pulled that phone out, bro. I was like, delete that picture. Delete that. Don't fucking send that.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about J. Cole's upcoming tour?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Okay. Yep.
We left from seeing the billboard and went and seen Wiley. Yeah. And then we seen him in Vegas too, shaking ass. Yeah, that was fun. But I mean, when you go to Wally's show, I suggest everyone, if he's in your city, to go because it'll remind you how many hits Wally has. And then we can come back and have that conversation that you guys are all ducking.
Not you guys, but Wally in a versus and who he would beat as far as your faves. So just go to the show. Get a reminder of how many hits that he has. I told you the other day, I think it's closer to Cole than I thought it was. I do. This isn't cold hate because we still want to go to the show. It's Wale love. It's not cold hate. No, we don't hate cold.
But yeah, if Wale had a different PR agent, I think this conversation would make more sense to the masses. It's a lot like you said that. And I definitely was like, we're just saying shit. Nope. But the more I sit and think about it, I'm like, he has a lot of dope records and he has a lot of good albums. It's a lot closer than I thought it is. Yeah. No, absolutely.
Um, I see that Demetrius has bucket list artist concert. I saw that during pre-production and I don't know if I have, I do want to see Janet. That's on my list, but I don't know who's like a bucket list, bucket list that I haven't seen already. That's alive. Three times alive. That's what I'm saying. Alive wise. Like I, I've seen pretty much all the artists that I do want to see. Um,
I'd see Bruno alive as much as we've shitted on him for the past few years. I would like to see a Bruno show. Go to Vegas. 37 Brunos walking around in Vegas. Shut up. It is. I'm just playing. Thank you. I don't think I've ever seen... I haven't seen Usher live. I would like to see Usher live. I saw him last... What was it? Two years ago now? Last year? Maul just live in our bucket list.
He done hit everything on our fucking bucket list. I wanted to see his Vegas residency. I didn't see that. But I saw him at the Barclays last year. I think it was last year, yeah. He killed that. I do want to see N.E.R.D. solo because I saw them with Common one time, but I know it'll never happen because Chad and Pharrell hate each other now and are suing each other, but an N.E.R.D.
tour would be something that would be on my bucket list for sure. Okay. Or at least if they did a set at Flognog or something. I just want to see N.E.R.D. come back and reunite at Coachella. That to me would be a great... Great tour. Cause then you get a whole Pharrell set as well in that entire thing. And you know, Pharrell's bringing out everybody. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Cam Newton's comments on friendships?
And then he, you know, Dre and Lexa talked to him about it.
And we're like, what? Playtonic. Playtonically, he can't do it. He can't have female friends that are pretty. I will have to double check if he said that are pretty, but without smashing. Well, if he didn't say that, you would assume he's talking about women he finds attractive. Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's kind of crazy if you're his female friend. Yeah, because now you're like. Because now you're like, yo, you think I'm ugly?
Chapter 5: How do societal norms affect friendships between men and women?
I'm not attractive? Yeah, like I'm ugly? Because that's crazy. I mean, but this is such a. Cam is the king of Twitter topics. Like he should bring back $200 dates, but with inflation, it's $500 dates. I'm thinking, but a lot of this is Cam trolling now. I don't think he really feels. No, I believe Cam. You do that shit all the time. I hate when you.
I just don't think that he really feels like that. I think Cam believes every single word that he says. I think people know that they have a platform.
Chapter 6: What are the dynamics of recruiting for a threesome?
They have to be entertaining. They have to get clips. They have to go viral. I think that he's leaning into that. I don't think that he really is like, I can't have no female friends without smashing. Like, are you a fan?
what what fucking sane thinking man like really feels and things like that like i can't have no female friends without fucking them many many do maul i think you know what i love so much about you because people don't notice but you're genuinely a good person and you genuinely are a gentleman and i think no i'm a human how the fuck can you not have female friends and not be trying to like that is crazy to me like you can't have a female friend and just be like yo that's the homie like and just chill like a lot of and not be horny and trying to smash a lot of men can't maul
That's wild. Those are the niggas that are predators. You need to be locked away. 100% agree. You too horny. You can't have a female friend and just be like, yo, we about to go, I don't know, we about to go just chill, get something to eat, like, and go watch the game, do, yo, concert tonight. Yo, you want to come on? We going to the, and just chill without trying to back out the swammy?
Which is also nuts to say because Lex and Dre are both very, very attractive women. So to say that out loud to too attractive that I think pretty much everyone would find very attractive. Now, how do they feel when the cameras are off? Like, yo, y'all want to get food? Like, no, you fucking predator. All right.
Because now you're just admitting that you're trying to fuck everybody that's attractive. OK, but you don't think that Lex or Dre would go have dinner with Cam? Yeah, no, I'm sure that I'm sure you're saying like, you know, a possible get to know you date type of way. Maybe.
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Chapter 7: How do couples navigate dating apps for threesomes?
I don't know. I'm not going to speak for them. And I don't know their relationship. I think both those women are in relationship. Yeah, I think they're in relationship. No, I'm not.
OK.
If they weren't in relationship. I have no clue. Maybe. I know people, they both dated. Not the same person, but I know some of their dating history because I'm close friends with them. Right, right, right. Cam wouldn't be far off. All right, man. Why y'all be trying to leave me out on a limb? I don't want to be talking about their personality right now.
This is Cam Newton at the end of the day.
That has nothing to do with... Cam is an attractive man. ...what we're talking about as far as not being able to be friends with somebody without wanting to smash them. No, no, no. I'm saying like... Because Rory made the comment of, like, now if Cam's, like, after the show, like, yo, what's up? Y'all want to go get something? He's like, hell no.
Like, I'm not going with you because of the statement that he made. Like, he can't have a female. I'm saying that in the hypothetical sense, not that Dre or Lex would not find him. I'm saying if they did not and they're in a relationship, don't want to be around Cam in that type of way. And he's just admitted that he can't just be friends with a woman.
I would be like, no, I'm not going to dinner with you. You fucking creep. Yeah, that's because we can't just be friends and have a friendly dinner. This has to have an agenda attached to it. A lot of men feel that way more. I'm telling you, a lot of men feel that way and they think it's OK to feel that way. They're missing out on good friendships. You don't have to fuck everyone. It's really OK.
And some of your attractive friends bring they travel in Fox, man. They bring pretty women around that you don't need to be platonic with. Yeah. You know me, I'm big flocker when it comes to the old. Damaris is big flocker. I'm big flocker. She don't pass nothing to me, though. It's crazy. You awkward as fuck. Damaris don't bring none of the... Some women are into that. Where's the flockers at?
First of all, I don't flock.
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