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New Rory & MAL

Episode 480 | Neo Soul Sorting Hat

14 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the weather like on the day of recording?

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This is an iHeart Podcast.

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2.633 - 3.763 Rory

Guaranteed human.

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On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Paul show are geniuses. We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand. Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yes. Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong. But hey, no one's perfect.

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We're pretty close, though. Listen to the Nick Dick and Paul show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Financial Literacy Month and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.

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This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.

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Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

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On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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This is Julian Edelman, host of Games With Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and the hilarious This Is Important podcast. Let's go! We did beat them in improv.

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You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools, would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of Goldschlager. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it. For more Games With Names, visit the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on the club scene for young people?

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It was a fun friend affair.

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You caught up with the gang. Gang, gang, gang.

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It was a gang bang. Oh, no. Okay. What? That doesn't have to have a negative connotation to it. It was a gang bang, meaning we're all friends. We're just here in the same room. Banging? I mean, just banging and hanging. Hanging and banging. We just hanging and banging. That's all. Nobody was, nobody was banging. Nobody was banging a set. It was a gang and a person.

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No, not banging a person, but you know.

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Someone was banging the drums. If a group of seven went out, a group of seven niggas went out and not one out of seven got ass, y'all trash. It was on my video. That's the worst gang ever. A group of seven men? Group of seven men.

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Nobody went home to ass? Trash. Well, that's weird in general. Just seven men going out. Those are nice things we're not allowed to have. Seven girls can go out with. Seven guys? Seven guys, no.

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Seven men can't.

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Even a four top is a little risky. Four of us going out. Y'all are too high on yourself. Gross. It's like men's empowerment. Men's empowerment? I don't need to be empowered by no niggas. Just fuck out of here. Men's empowerment. We're more powerful together. Get the fuck out of here. Men, them niggas sitting at the table all hating on each other on the low.

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Oh my God.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of the Usher and Chris Brown tour?

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played with and you know the idea for a few years and for them to finally announce that they are going on tour together this will be one of the most iconic uh tours but let me not say that because i thought jzr kelly was going to be an iconic tour as well and it was iconic in different ways we know how that ended but i don't see uh usher and chris having any any uh issues or problems on their tour i think it's going to be great this is kind of like

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you know the elder statesman kind of like passing the torch to you know the new king of R&B well Chris has probably been the king of R&B for some years now but I think it's going to be dope man I think it's going to be how are they going to do this though is it going to be like a like a versus the whole tour like Chris does a song Usher does a song no it's probably going to be not probably like this is where you getting this this is where you getting the sticky in show business Damaris you start telling Usher he got to open for Chris

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It's going to be some diva ego energy backstage going on. I'm telling you that right now. I think they'll do like what Brandy and Monica did of just like 10 minute different sets.

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3373.729 - 3375.892 Rory

Yeah, different medleys.

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And I think Chris, in a humble way, would start just because just because ushers. Not me. I just sold out every football stadium in America. I ain't opening for nobody.

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But it's not opening. Yes, it is. Y'all doing it together.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to Justin Bieber's Coachella performance?

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They're going to have an opener. Yeah, they're going to have an opener. Who's opening for Usher and Chris? Anybody. Good. And now, see, not just anybody. You have Leon Thomas and Anderson Paak with the Bruno Mars shit right now that's doing stadiums. Like, you don't think that though, you don't think Kehlani could be added to this bill or something? For Chris Brown, it was Summer Walker.

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Who else? There was another big actor on there. Yeah, but Chris and Usher? I don't know, though. That ain't just... That's a lot. Who wouldn't want to open that? That's what I'm saying. No, no, no. That's a totally different question. I would open for me.

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I'm talking about who is going to go up there and really entertain the audience and try to... Nobody's going to match that level of energy that those two have. We know that.

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Chapter 5: What are the potential impacts of Jack Harlow's recent choices?

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Even when I went to the Breezy Bowl, Summer, Bryson, Taylor, Janae was not at the one that I went to. But Summer and Bryson, I mean, it was great. The stadium was engaged the entire time. They both have hit records. Usher wasn't coming out too, though. It's a lot. Breezy rocked for three hours and was flying around the stadium. Like... Yeah. And they were still okay with the openers?

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No, I'm not saying... Listen, Summer Walker, Bryson, they're dope. But I'm just saying, we can't just say anybody can open for these two. No. You got to have the right artists. It has to be a certain level of entertainment before those two hit the stage. It has to be. This is the best of the best. Like, there's no...

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like either or it's usher or chris you pick you pick pick your favorite you know what i liked um was i went to the lemonade tour and khaled and friends opened up at each show which was pretty cool like if j it was jd and friends or something and khaled like picked a certain amount whatever region he was in and those people would fly for that region they'd go to each one That could be cool.

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Cause now you have like the surprise of which guest is coming out and it's only hit records. I think that could be kind of cool. Just a more DJ guest based thing instead of a performance. Okay. Speaking of Cali, that song was kind of rough, ain't it? I haven't heard it yet. It's good. Hove loved it. Good and terrible. No, he didn't. Don't do that. See, look how fast you go.

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Was he bobbing?

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Was he like, you didn't see what I put in the chat. I said, damn, Hove's a good liar.

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Yeah.

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That shit hard. His forehead's crushed and everything.

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Nah, man.

Chapter 6: What can we expect from the upcoming Michael Jackson movie?

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Hov, fuck with it. Hov, like, yeah, I think this rap shit is over with. That's what he told Juan. Yeah, I think rap is in trouble. That song is trash. That song is... Bruh, I listened to that shit twice and was like, nah. It's just... It's more of like the same. I liked when Khaled pushed the envelope with the collabs and the producer. It's just like, I have this song a thousand times.

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Yeah, putting Lil Baby and Future on a song is just kind of like... It's not even that. Khaled used to find unique ways to do it. It's just the same. It's not about putting them two on a song. It's because those two can make hit records. Oh, for sure. That song is just bad, though. It's... It's the same pocket. I don't care what strip club they play that in.

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I don't care what girls are on stage shaking ass to it. That song, that's a bad song. They'll work the record. You'll hear it. Yeah, you're going to hear it. Of course. You got to hear it. But it ain't.

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The song is bad.

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It's not Khaled's catalog level, in my opinion. The song is bad. But it's a weird record to roll out with. That's all I'm saying. Well, I mean, he had to pivot. My issue, how come you didn't kill Ho for the way he was bopping his head? The two times you've killed me for that is when Jim Jones played me El Capo and when I heard Leon Thomas Mutt for the first time. And I was two for two on that.

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I had a right to make the stank face for both those. And y'all still clown me. Come on, have the same energy for Ho for this nonsense. I was just clowning him. I said, Ho, what's with DeJuan? Your rapper's in trouble. He didn't like that song. No, he didn't like that song. When was the last time you made the stank face at the studio and you didn't believe it? It's been some years.

3638.81 - 3641.654 Rory

Y'all used to do that? Like pretend that some shit was fire and it wasn't?

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No, because you could be bopping and it had a stank face and it'd be a bad song still. It's actually stank. Yeah, you like... Shit ass? Y'all smell that? Shit smell like ass. You smell that? Something like some bullshit coming through the speakers. Ha ha ha! Yeah, no, I've definitely, because I mean, on the bigs, no matter what, you're going to bop your head, even if it's horse shit.

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But you can tell that it's horse shit. You just got to make up things like, oh, yeah, nah, you got to get the right feature for that. And that's out of here. And niggas got to stop saying that's out of here. I don't want to hear that's out of here. I don't want to hear that's out of here from nobody else again. Don't tell me nothing is out of here. The last time I said it, it was Leon Thomas Mutt.

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