Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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We are back. End of the week. Yes, we are. Yes, we are. Clap it up, baby. Clap it up. It's another one. We get another one. Get another week. Get another week. Ryan has dubbed it. Make it wink Thursdays. That was definitely not. Make it wink Thursdays, ladies. Make it wink. Send them a video. Send them the invisible ink and make it wink.
Yeah.
Left or right eye? Huh? The brown one. Okay. You know which eye it is. Come on now. Make it win Thursday.
Only if she has brown eyes. That's it.
Come on. Pretty brown eyes. 5'5 with brown eyes. What you thought Met Condition was singing about when they said pretty brown eyes?
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Chapter 2: How do followers impact celebrity status after the Instagram bot purge?
Exactly. But... Hey, if it works, it works. I did see, are they adding the dislike button to Instagram as well? Was that true? I saw that in the same report, but again, it could have been a bot that said that. I don't think the dislike button. Or comments, not specifically for photos, but if someone writes you a comment, you can dislike the comment.
Oh yeah, I'm going to utilize that one. Y'all be in there calling me a homo.
Yeah.
You're just going to put your thumbs down?
Yeah, thumbs down. I don't glaze. You're going to say, hey, I don't like this. Yeah, I'm not a glazer. I don't like you calling me that, sir. I'm not a glazer. So I dislike that. I dislike that.
Uh, yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of buying followers on social media?
Instagram is testing a private dislike or downvote button for comments on reels and feed posts to improve comment quality and reduce hostility. Just cause you're adding a, I don't think someone that is calling you the F word is going to be discouraged because there's a dislike button. I don't think it'd be like, well, no, no more of this. I'm not going to use that. I see the light now.
This was, uh, He disliked that. I saw the light now.
Yeah, I can't use that word again.
This is a revelation to my life. I shouldn't be mean in comments anymore because there's a thumbs down button. Yeah. But this feature is currently available to a small group of users. Does not display a public dislike count and aims to influence future comment ranking.
Yo, Cristiano Ronaldo lost 7 million followers? Damn. The bots was on him heavy.
Yeah.
But that doesn't necessarily mean he bought them, right?
No.
That just couldn't happen. As famous and as popular as Ronaldo, you just have so many different accounts following you daily. Yeah. I'm positive Ronaldo didn't buy any Instagram followers.
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Chapter 4: How do soundtracks influence the emotional impact of songs?
I don't know the damn one. Damn, life has changed, hasn't it? Remember the good old days? Damn. I used to get nudes on a random Tuesday. Wow. Conquer the day, King. But keep that in mind. And it'd be a nude. Keep that in mind. When they need help with their rent and all of that, keep that in mind. You think that's what I'd be doing? Let them be homeless. Let them be homeless.
But you're going to definitely help somebody with some rent before.
No, of course I have. Like nudes. I'm like, oh, send me a nude. I'll pay your rent.
No, no, no, I'm just saying the one that you helped with her rent should have sent you some nudes for your birthday.
Women I've dated, I've never helped with rent with just like a chick. Yeah, so women that you used to date for your birthday, they should have sent you some nudes. Even if they're in a relationship. Even if they're in a relationship. That just rolls over from the rent payments. It's like a security deposit that I didn't get back. I didn't get it back. All I did was mount the TV.
Like I can't get my security deposit back. I got some pictures.
It's crazy. Send the news, man. It's making week Thursday.
Everyone's getting older. I realize, and this isn't a, everyone hates men's birthdays. It's just in general. When people get older, I just like even friends, just a little happy birthday text. People used to like post on Instagram and talk about like the friendship we had. Like now it's just like, Oh, that's today.
Right? Still breathing. Still living. Yeah. Another year. So I need, but maybe do you make any wink this Thursday?
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini affair?
You know, this is an endorsement for Applebee's.
Shout out to Applebee's, man.
Shout out to Applebee's. Good place, man.
I like Applebee's.
Shout out to Diana Rossini. No, shout out to Diana Rossini for real.
We back on this? Mike Vrabel, Diana? Dirty Diana?
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the scandal involving Mike Vrabel?
No, Dirty Diana is dirtier than we thought. Dirty Diana. And it's Dirty Mike and the boys, for sure.
Well, we understand Mike being dirty, but Dirty Diana. Why, because of CTE?
Chapter 7: What new music releases are previewed in this episode?
I mean, yeah. Come on. Well, no.
Mike ain't thinking straight. More came out.
Chapter 8: What are the listener's thoughts on reenactments during dinner?
I guess everyone's just been sitting on files and videos for forever, and they finally are just now... reaching the timeline. They had video and paperwork of them renting a boat while she was pregnant with the child. She ended up naming Mike. We thought it was kind of nasty, but this is like, this is different. This has entered a whole new level. This is like you holding her belly on a boat.
And then the kid's name is Mike. Wait, he was holding her belly. I just assume. Oh, you can't get up. If you want a boat and she's showing, you're not going to touch her belly? How's Mikey doing? Yeah, probably. Come on.
Yeah.
Oh, I understand that she has a brother named Michael. We talked about that the last time. Yeah, but I've never taken a boat ride.
But Mike wasn't on that boat. I've never taken a boat ride with just me and my sister. Nah, never done that. Oh, naming a kid might be after the brother. No, it's definitely Mike Vrabel. That's a great alibi for her story.
They wild, boy. They wild.
I haven't seen photos of the kids and I don't want to because that's nasty and that's private. So I hope we never see photos of the kids, even if they are out there. Do we think that that might be his kid, though? If you want to vote, she's showing, and the kid's name is Mike. Before, I thought it was just... That's way too many coincidences.
It was gray area layover of a fucking affair gone wrong, but nah.
She's showing? I've been told y'all that girl is wrong. I told y'all that. Dirty Diana. She's wrong, bro. That baby name should have been Steve.
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