Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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We just pop an episode off like that. Yeah. He's collabing with Arby's. Right. He did that already, though. Yeah. To a rap battle or to this McDonald's. Pusha. First of all, prayers and condolences to Pusha and Malice. They lost their dad.
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Chapter 2: What was Damaris's rap career about?
Thank you so much for telling everybody where to find it. Oh, that's going to get a million. Is that your page? You better monetize that shit. Put some copyright claims on all that shit. You gave Derek some balls. So can we get the history between you and Derek? What happened? How did we get to the battle? Because you said, first of all, that was light. You was like, I'm not even going hard.
This is a light low. This ain't even a battle. This is me letting you. This is a warning. You gave him a warning. You gave him four minutes of warning. You know when Pac said, I'm going to let my little homies finish you off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what D did. That's how she was talking. She's like, this ain't even worth. All right, but for context purposes. She's like, you get no bitches.
I was like, yo. She did ether. I said, yo, look at the back. All right, to add context for people that think we're just going off the rails here, there is a video from 13 years ago of Damaris rapping about a gentleman. Barring Derek the fuck up. And the title, which I think is the thing that everyone just brushed over, she just said a quick little diss to Derek as the title.
No, I got to find it. I got to find it. I got to find it. I just want to read. I want to read the title. But we're here now. I want to read the title verbatim. Oh, no, we're going to play it now. Yo, Damaris. I have so many questions. Like, I feel like we, I feel like our bond is like a lot. Now that I saw that video, I feel like we're a lot closer.
Damaris, you're not going to copyright me, right? This is Damaris's quick diss to Derek. Oh, it's called Boy, Please. Yo. Yo. Yo. I got it right. Oh, you got it? Okay. And she did it to the... You know Damaris is a rapper for real when she picked the going in beat. Because she heard Wayne on that and was like, oh yeah, I got to hop on this. Yeah, I'm going in. I got to hop on this.
It's fucking hilarious. Carl, can we put the actual video in the lower? Yeah, video right here, Carl. Hold on, like... Nah, don't skip her intro. I kind of want to break the fit down before. I want to take my time with this one. Nah, they seeing it. They going to see the fit. That's what I'm saying. I know that red leather. That red leather was infamous in the hood.
That's the joint that was hanging right in the store as soon as you walked in. Remember they used to hang the leathers on the wall? That was up there with the Charlotte Hornets jacket. Absolutely. 1,000%. That's what I let y'all know. Fans send me shit about y'all past all the time. That's fine. Damaris. I don't have a diss record on YouTube. I'm not getting my balls off on YouTube.
That's all I know. We've been potting for seven years. You know how many times I've woken up to my mentions about my past? Yes. With mad video evidence? That's regular shit. That's regular shit. All right. I feel bad for you. I don't even want to do this to you. This hurts me more than it hurts you. Nah. You can't fucking hear it. When she let the beat breathe for a second, we're like, Derek.
That beef was real. Yo, how many bodies dropped behind that beef? What was the hood like at that time? Yo, y'all shook the block. How many bodies dropped? How many niggas in the cemetery behind that? How much pain they put in. Y'all getting this off. First of all, Derrick definitely beat. Yo, Derrick definitely. It's hard to beat Derrick didn't beat. I'm not letting y'all get that off.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts view the current surgery culture?
All right. So what started the beef? Give us the backstory on the beef. And then we'll continue the freestyle. So this is back when Facebook used to be popping up. I was in high school. I was in like freshman. We can't tell. He was about 16 in this video. We know. We see it. So, Derek, we used to have rap battles on Facebook, but we used to type the rap battles out. Okay.
But he just went a little bit too hard one day in the comments when we was going back and forth. And I was like, nah, I'm going to record this shit. He sent a personal? A little personal shot? Yeah. I felt like, oh, no. You know. Like, we're not playing anymore.
Yeah, I ain't like that shit.
Oh, gloves was off.
Okay.
But Derek actually... Shout out to Derek and his family. Do you remember the bar that was too personal that... That made you clip up? I wouldn't even remember. Yeah, because you had this Venom D? I'm not going to lie. It felt like you've been waiting for Derrick. He might have called my rap stiff or something, and I took it really defensive. Oh, he threw a shot at your balls?
So you got to show him that your balls ain't stiff. No, like my hair. Oh, he said your hair was stiff. Like it wasn't flowing, had that bounce, that body, that conditioning. He said my shit was stiff, and I got upset. I love you, but judging by this video, Derrick may have had a point.
yeah the bob wasn't bobbing definitely didn't bob like cause you swung your head one time and the head didn't move when you tried to lean into the camera and say Derek nothing moved I was like yo D I don't know if that was the style back then but that shit ain't moving it was a lot of olive oil spray you know what I'm saying it was a lot of olive oil spray
But I like you gave him the green lights. Like you tried to set the mood. You gave him visuals to the diss record. It's literally my childhood. I was looking, I was like, this is my childhood bedroom in my background. It's a Harry Potter poster. And I ain't gonna lie, I like the fact that someone up with Harry Potter in the background. Yeah, it just says a lot.
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Chapter 4: What are the craziest narratives heard about themselves?
Is it disrespectful for a man to have sex? I didn't even ask you. Because everything you asked me, you already know the answer to. So let's just skip the record roll. Is it disrespectful? He does do that a lot. It's just funny. I like to hear it. Because he know that. Yeah, he know the fuck. I know it's disrespectful. Yo, but serious question.
Is it disrespectful for a guy to fuck you through the hole in the boxers? Yes. See? You see? Why do you ask me shit like this? That's disrespectful, right? Why do you ask me stupid shit like that? Nah, because what if it's on a sneak? What if that's spontaneous? First of all, you shouldn't be fucking nobody with boxers. Why are you fucking anybody in boxers? No, the boxer briefs.
Not actual boxers. I don't even... Do they still sell boxers? Yeah, they still sell... I would never wear boxers. Boxer briefs, I'm talking about. But...
the briefs i have is hard to like yeah it's hard to get to take your dick out of that weird like boxers you could take your dick out pretty easily through that slit briefs is tough to that it's easier to take your briefs off than try to stick your dick through the hole on exactly you're sick if you do that but you know how you but you know how sometimes niggas just do dumb shit but my homegirl was saying it's crazy disrespectful for a nigga to do that that's extremely disrespectful it also doesn't make sense but it's also extremely disrespectful
Well, if you're purposely trying to be disrespectful, it makes sense. I read a study that said, I think... You didn't read a study. Yeah, I read a study. Where did you read the study? I'm trying to find it. It says 80% of people have orgasms when they don't have any socks on. How do they pull these things? I don't know. Did the CDC do this? I'm trying to find it. Is this Fauci's research?
No, no, no. This was a real thing that they researched. They said like 80% of couples, they only can receive orgasms when they don't have their socks on. Like they got to be barefoot in order to receive orgasm. If she has socks on or off, she's probably not going to come. So I feel bad, but I'm a nut. If she has socks on, that means she ain't get that petty, that fresh petty and she don't want it.
I can have Uggs on. I'm a nut. I don't know about her. I've nutted in Tim's. Yeah, socks ain't stopping me from brushing his nut. I'm sorry. Socks? I do think it is weird to fuck with socks on, but I could nut with socks on. Is it weird? And I don't think it's the socks that's not making a woman cum. It's probably the person she's fucking. It's him. And her. I've done that research.
Yeah, like what if she don't know her body that well? That's women that know their body well from what I've understood and what women have told me. I'm not speaking for women. Right. Of course not. We would never do that on this platform. Women that know their body a little bit better can come easier. But I wouldn't know. I quit. Wait, you said you was the best Derek ever had?
That's the best part. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't hear that last night. Stop calling me the fake Nicki Minaj. Nah, but Damaris ended that fucking freestyle like she knew she bought it. She said, yo, leave me alone. You see what I just did? Damn. She at Derek, right? This all because he said your hair wouldn't move? All of that? I don't believe that. You got to tell me what Derek really did.
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Chapter 5: What humorous moments arise from the Knicks game experience?
Nah, that was fire. I could trip a referee. Hated that bar. Yeah, I went to the Knick game and Rory hit the chat. And was like, yeah, Ma heard you at the Knick game going crazy. And it's just always funny when somebody say you going crazy. Like, how do you go crazy at a Knick game? Because if you would have saw, literally, I was just sitting there watching. Every hot dog and Bud Light available?
Literally sitting there watching the game. Didn't have a beer, nothing to eat, nothing. Was just watching the game. And I'm sitting there thinking, because I told Julius, I said, I got to come to the game because I got to see how bad y'all stink in person. I got to see it. Watching it on TV or just seeing the final score. I can smell it from the TV. Yeah, it was like, oh, it's bad.
The garden smells like New Jersey when you cross the GW and you get that nasty egg smell.
Yeah.
That's what the garden smells like.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts reflect on their past interactions with Andrew Schultz?
But one thing I will say, no matter what, win or lose, the garden is always at capacity. No, that's our problem. Yeah. It sells out. I was surprised to see that many people at the game line. I have the same theory with streaming as I do as a Knick fan. If all artists just stopped doing it, we could change everything.
If Knick fans, if we stop going and Taurus stop going, they'll be forced to care about the team. They sell out every night. There's no point in trying to make the team work because you try to make a team work to make it profitable. And they played Utah. Utah's a really good team. Donovan Mitchell is...
he's pretty good at basketball yeah he might be underrated honestly in the league he might be an underrated player as great as he is he still might be like he's not talked about enough like Donovan Mitchell is a special player but this isn't a sports podcast after I sent you that screenshot why didn't you send like Shorty a shot Or maybe a drink? Well, I didn't know where she was.
She was right behind you. No, she was in front of me, but I still couldn't tell who she was. But then I kind of- But I sent you the IG. Yeah, but you sent me the IG. I didn't go look at it. I didn't go to the actual page. You sent me a screenshot of her telling you I was there. But then once she got up and walked out at halftime- Saw that ass. No, it was kind of like she gave me a look like,
Like, oh yeah, like, I know Rory. Like, it was that, you know, you know that look.
No, I don't.
You know that look where a girl know your man, like, you could tell, like, she looking at you with some familiarity. Like, yo, we kind of cool, like, through another person. Like, I know you through your man. I was a little disappointed in her because she's, she's one of those that I respect. Like, if she want to go get something, she going to get it. And in the DMs, I was like,
Yo, just say hi to him. And she was like, this could be my excuse to plot. And I was like, yeah, go do that. Plot on what? On me? Yeah.
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Chapter 7: What narratives have the hosts heard about themselves?
I had no idea. I was selling your ass. Yo. Yo, how you just throw my ass? I was giving you up. I was giving you up. How you just throw my ass on the platter? Like, yeah, nah, go get that. She sounded ready. Yo, fuck out of here, man. Don't be trying to sell my ass through the DMs. What's wrong with you? One, she's an amazing woman. She's a woman that pays for things.
Like, she's not on some plot, like, I'm trying to get his money. No, I know what you mean. She's valid. Like, she a valid chick. But you still can't be selling my ass. Why not? Like, yo, go get that. Fuck out of here. Tell me what you're saying first. I don't just tell a chick, go get that. No, I'm sorry. I said A before it. Oh, okay. I said A, go get that. All right, that's respectful.
That's respectful. As long as you live with the A. I added some Ys. All right, cool. Yeah, that's respectful. But yeah, the Knicks stink. That's the bottom line with that story. When them all met me, I won't say the hookah spot because we're going to sound like dots and it's a new place that I don't want. the rest of the world to know about. Yeah.
But it's on that whole block that's a block away from here. Yeah, it's a little... You can tell that little spot in about another two months is going to be nasty in there. And the spot across the street is already nasty. That might be the new 21st Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels like it. That block is starting to do that.
It feels like it.
It feels like Taj. Oh, you're going to tell me what block. It feels like Taj's slate. It's around the bounce. It feels just like it. It will tell you. Yeah. It's literally a block from here. Okay.
Yeah.
I forgot what I was trying to say. But yeah, we went to the spot and I invited her, but I mean, neither of y'all made a move, so... I didn't... I had no idea that that was... See, you gotta tell me if that was... I went back to fucking, uh... to Sapphire's after the throw-up incident. I went back last night.
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on Nicki Minaj's impact on rap?
How was it? I got some side-eye dirty looks. Oh, from... They knew what you were doing? It wasn't really feeling me. They don't want you back in the establishment. I can tell they don't. They brought me right to the table, but I could tell some staff members weren't really... Feeling me like that. That's funny. I was supposed to go there last night. Well, Sunday nights be the nights over there.
Yeah. It didn't work out, but I was supposed to go there last night. Oh, you would have seen us going. We was going crazy. Y'all were going crazy. Honestly, it wasn't at all. Oh, in Sapphire, you mean? Yeah. I went crazy last time when Shorty threw up. I got a text message from Chase Bank around... What time was it, Rob? Three in the morning? Mm-hmm. Just going crazy. And I text Rory.
I said, somebody's going crazy with the company card. Got it. That was Loyon's fault. I got a text from- How was it Loyon's fault? I was on the phone with Chase all morning. Because I got a text that says, Chase fraud. We declined $2,051.42 with card ending in at Primal Cut Steakhouse. Was this you? Reply yes or no. Why didn't I say yes? Have you been looking crazy at the table?
No, but I texted you and Loyon. I said, somebody's going crazy with the card. And you was like, yo, that's definitely Loyon. No, it wasn't Loyon. It was Loyon's fault that that card had to be used and reimbursed right away. Because Loyon fucked over my other cards. So he was like, just use the RAM joint and I'll literally put that money from your account into the RAM account right now.
Quick question, Rory. What the fuck and who were you with that you were spending $2,500 on dinner? It was at Sapphire. That was for like a bottle and a section. Oh, I thought it was like an actual... Because he said steakhouse. Because Sapphire is professional. A lot of husbands cheat on their wives. So they always put it as like something else on there. So your wife can't get mad.
And they do actually have good steak there. But... Yeah, I was trying to use my card and Loyon fucked up this shit with Chase and all that. So I had to use that card with the reimburse, but then it didn't work. Yeah, that's why I didn't want to reply yes and they canceled the card. As soon as I replied yes, it says fraud. They canceled the card.
Now whoever's trying... Oh, it still didn't go through. No, there's no... I promise, no charges ever happened. No, no, no. I don't... Listen, that's not the funny part. I'm just laughing at who the fuck was spending... I told the manager, let me cash app you. No, you didn't. I took all...
And I don't know if the listeners even care to hear about this, but we switched from Bank of America to Chase and all my shit don't work because it's all brand new. I can't even buy a fucking pack of gum without them saying fraud. Yeah. It's like, what the point was you giving me this card? They got me when I was in LA too. They hit me. So everything don't work.
And Loyan was like, stop, stop using your Bank of America cards. I'm like, they're the only ones that work. Chase don't play that. Chase don't play that fraud shit. No, but then I hit yes that it was me on my card, the text I got, not the one Mo got. And it still didn't go through. And Shorty... All I knew was somebody was going to get going. Shorty was like, don't feel embarrassed.
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