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New Rory & MAL

Episode 52 | "The People's Champs"

25 Mar 2022

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Chapter 1: What conspiracy do the hosts discuss about Irish people?

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Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.

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I'm an alcoholic, and without this probe, I'm gonna die.

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I'm just telling you, I promise you, I'm just telling you some research has been done. Some things have been revealed. Watching all these white Irish people say, I'm black and I'm proud.

Chapter 2: How did the hosts feel about their experience at the Ambies?

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Okay. I mean, I had to let people know we were in the building. You know what I mean? Like, we wasn't going to walk in there like we wasn't used to walking in those type of rooms. You know what I mean? Well, we're not. You are. No, but we are. We're together. We're comfortable. Just follow me. Follow my lead. We good. That's what I did.

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Are we going to discuss the dismissal that happened with me at the Step and Repeat? Oh, so first of all, this event was very like security measures were extremely very specific. I'll say that they were very specific on what they wanted, what was to happen and what couldn't happen. So Rory almost didn't even get in. You barely even got in the show.

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First of all, I received an email the day of with the subject mall and plus one. Right. Which to me really was like Ma and side bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

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Chapter 3: What humorous moments occurred during the Ambies event?

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One of Ma's hoes.

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That's how I read it.

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That's how you felt it in the email. Yeah. Yeah. Because I suppose with COVID, I don't really know. They were trying to have just one person receive awards. Well, we were told that they were very, very strict on time and they wanted to limit it to, you know, from the time you walk from your seat till you get to the podium, your speech, to keep it under 45 seconds, I believe. And...

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I was your plus one. Yeah. Your name was submitted, which was great because I did want to hear your speech. But I was the plus one and went to go to the Step and Repeat and they asked for the show name or whatever. And it was like, oh, no, it's by the actual name of who's presenting. So he goes, flips through the thing, finds Maul's name. And then we try to walk to the Step and Repeat.

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He goes, oh, no, no, no, no. We just want a photograph of him. Are you serious? Well, it was for the... So then when they take the photo, they can know who they were, what category this was photographed for. So being that I was supposed to be the one that accepted the award, it was my name. And then it said new Rory and Maul under my name. So they wanted me to stand there.

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He was going to hold the tag in front of me, let her take that picture. And then Rory could take a picture with me. I was like, what sense does that make? It's my guy. No, he said, no, we just want him. I was like, no, I'm on the... I'm glorious. He pointed to it. He said, no, no, that name is... That's me. I'm...

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so now you know me i'm not i don't i don't walk in the club without my man i ain't doing that so i'm like nah fam this is this is us and he looked he's like oh okay and he just was like because he saw it was like fam like take the picture and then we're gonna take another picture like it's fine he kind of treated me like make a wish kid yeah he felt a little sympathetic like oh all right all right all right sport yeah all right youngster come on

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He kind of looked at us like, y'all are losing anyway. Just come on and take the picture. All right, whatever. But yeah, it was cool though. And that was at the Mind Theater, a place that you have tore down many a nights with your Palooza history. Yeah, it's funny. I had flashbacks when we were entering in that like,

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intro area big foyer if you will yeah I just had PTSD of just like throw up and yeah like great times though drunk women screaming yeah but it was nice to see that place not cleaned up covered in goose and vomit like it Like a respectable venue. Yeah, it looked different, right? It looked really nice, actually. Yeah, it did. As long as the Palooza crew ain't in there, like everything looks nice.

Chapter 4: What is the significance of the term 'PTED' mentioned by Mal?

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You sipped yours. I took a sip because you did a birthday toast where you can't get out of it. Don't you hate that? Because you can't be disrespectful and not take the birthday toast. That's why I have my wine, but I can't do shots. Shots, it's over with for shots. I don't know how y'all are still doing that. Shots to me is like no shots are good. Like getting shot isn't good.

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Taking a shot, getting a shot from the doc. No, no shots are good. What's a good shot? Shooting your shot. Oh, that's tricky because it depends on doesn't usually work for me. So it's not a good shot. I have a bad shot. So no shots are good. I don't know how people. I'm more of a post player. Don't give me the ball. Yeah. I'm a role player. Why you don't want the ball? I penetrate dish.

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Like, I'm not shooting. I box out. I play defense. I hustle up and down the court. He got that sick-ass run that they do when they try to get down the court. What is that? Why you was hopping like a kangaroo just now? Who runs like that? Damaris, what's wrong with you? Honestly, just talk to me. What's your problem, yo? That's not a run. You just hopped in.

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She's still drunk. That's what it is.

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Alright, my bad, D. I forgot. Y'all know what the fuck I'm talking about. If y'all played basketball in school, you know the run I'm talking about. The fake cute run. Rory looked like he only run like that if he made a shot. Niggas get cool after they make a shot. They start looking all cool. You missed your last five. Yeah, but I made that one.

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or when they make the shot and they do the little jog backwards yeah that's they want anybody to see them get your shit on no i'm i'm one of those annoying like trying to seem like i'm a team player i'll point like to the guy that gave me the assist like it was you oh that's disgusting you did that it's only because it's because of that it's because of the team man because of that your past got that done

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I definitely play like that annoying dude in pickup that just be playing wild defense. It's like, yo, relax. We ain't going that hard today. Yo, what about, is St. Peter still in it? What's going on? They play Friday against Purdue. Oh, they play this Friday? Okay, okay, okay. In Philly. Okay, all right. If I didn't have a wedding, I'd be fucking courtside. Yeah, man. Hopefully they get one.

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I'm rooting for them, man. I'm rooting for them. I'm rooting for Shaheem Holloway. And for your alma mater that you almost graduated from. Yeah, almost. No, I didn't almost. No? No, I had like two more years. Are you going to wear your hoodie and your sweatshirt? I did for the last game, yeah. So you're wearing it every game? I think so. So they have you to thank for their success.

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I would think so. So somebody, was it Eden? I think Eden put in the group chat, if you go on the St. Peter's website now, or on the Wikipedia page, I'm under notable alumni. Yeah. Wait, no, that's not true. It was in the group chat. It was probably because there was so much going on in the group chat. So yeah, according to them, I'm an alumni.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts plan to take their podcast to the next level?

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I have so many old friends, let me tell you. I get it. You don't want to add another body. You can go just back to it. Yeah, recycle. Do you do that? Do you recycle the guys that you dated instead of meeting new guys with new weird issues? Do you rather go to old issues and crazy things that you're already familiar with?

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i think that's smarter right yeah why new problems like i know you're not gonna kill me like that's better you know you never know like look at where we set the bar i know this guy is not gonna kill me yeah yeah but yeah you like familiar demons not like today but like i have you know okay so you're like you you look like you've purified yourself and you've like detoxed from all demonic men yeah yeah i think the opposite i detoxed yeah

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A therapist would say you're more comfortable staying miserable than trying to move on. So you continue to go back to the same people because you know their problems and are fine with them because you know what's going to happen. Instead of moving on and leaving in toxic situations. What did your therapist say then? Huh? I don't know. Therapy? Who needs that? Betterhelp.com backslash Rory Maul.

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I don't have a therapist, but I'm like... 20% off therapy is nuts. Is it Scorpio? So that means I don't like.

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So your Venus is a Scorpio?

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Yeah. That's how she loves. She shows love like a Scorpio. You got a whole planet? Yes. What does that mean? All right. Your Venus is a Scorpio? Yeah. Your Venus. So this is how you can have like your sun, your rising, your moon. Your Venus is how you reciprocate and show love. Yeah.

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oh okay so my venus is okay i know venus is a planet right and a tennis player yeah yeah i'll do your birth chart and i'll figure out what your venus yeah so that like determines the kind of like like how you receive love how people are how they are attracted to you all that kind of stuff so i will explain your venus then how do you love that's what yeah that's what it does say so my mars is also a scorpio and that's why that that's what it says that

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That's what it says. So are you freaky? I'm old school. I don't know what my Mars is. What does that mean? That is the craziest way. Instead of saying, yo, the head was crazy, her Mars was nuts. Her Mars was fucking crazy. I'm using that moving forward now. What's your Mars like? I'm so confused. This is a thing. This is how y'all really believe this and follow this.

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We tell you that horoscopes get so much deeper than, oh, I'm an Aries. A number of women that I meet now more than ever are like...

Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about their personal lives?

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I'm on his side. When you going to put shorts on? I've never seen you in shorts. You got ugly legs? I've never seen you in shorts, bro. I don't think I have ugly legs. Hold on. Let me see if I got ugly legs.

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I don't know.

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You kind of said that like you insecure about it. About my legs?

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A little bit.

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That's why you wore the breakaways? You get waxes? Nah. It's them breakaway pants for me. I can't. You got a solid calf right there.

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Yeah, that calf.

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I ain't mad at the calf. Them fighting calves. You stop a nigga out in them calves. You know what I'm saying? This ain't for play play. You know what I mean? But yeah, man. Zip your pants back up. My thighs are definitely not thicker than Damaris though. This is an insane conversation. But yeah, I did a Reddit AMA. So if you guys want to go. What was the name of your child?

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Oh, no, I went off on him. I said, you guys have to stop with this Mia Mall narrative. It's weird as fuck. Yeah, like... And I'm tired of it. I'm tired of seeing it. I mean, they can do whatever the fuck they want to do. I think because I don't disclose that type of information, like the women that I date and I talk to.

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So they just... Any woman that's around me, they just like, oh, Mall got to be hitting that. Yeah. And it's also very... Not to be all serious, but it's also very misogynistic because they think I can't have this job. Like, I'm not in the room because I deserve to be here. Like, I have to be... Oh, well, let me put that to rest.

Chapter 7: What relationship dynamics are explored in the episode?

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oh y'all be that's see I didn't say me you did say you no I didn't I said she what's also she is you what's also awkward too when you're having FaceTime sex and you come before her And you gotta pretend like you still... And you already feel weird. Nah, but that's when you just keep complimenting her. And, like, she's going in and she's right there and you're just like... Oh, shit.

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You just gotta keep saying, damn, that look good. That's my go-to. Damn. Damn, that look good. Damn. I wish I could have that right now. Yo, that's... Man, that's crazy. That's how you giving it up? You gotta lay the phone down and walk away, go make a sandwich, go get some water and still be... She still be back here. Like, damn, she's still going?

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Yeah, like, what the... Could you keep your air pod in and you just walk away from the phone? Ew. You know what's even worse?

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Alright, I make a confession.

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I one time screen recorded with consent of the FaceTime sex session, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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And she was getting to that. And a few days later, I wanted to go back and watch it because I loved what she did. And I was like, oh, now I can just watch it without having to actually speak to her. That's it. And then I immediately...

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got unhorny because i forgot you can't hear shit that it also recorded my face so i started watching me watch her but i was like you are a nasty fuck but you look this guy look at your sex faces rory but screen people sleep with screen record you can't hear nothing though i know but i can see his face Yeah, but I can't watch, like, even if you, like, you can't watch, like, porn.

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Well, Mo, you're an audio, some people are audio people, some people are video, visual people. I know, I have a podcast. I see the numbers. He's an audio and a visual person. I get it. I'm just saying, like, do you, I don't think our listeners would watch the podcast with the, with it muted. Like, that's not... You know what I'm saying?

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