Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. No, Rory, I'm not!
That's crazy that you had that saved. What dark corner are you... Is that Edna or Rory that has that saved? He sent it to me. I didn't save it. That sounds...
That was you.
I know. That's on myself.
What possessed you to do that? And I hope we're rolling. You're like the male Nicki Minaj with your growl. You know how she does that shit? You know when she does her growl thing? That purr shit that all the women like? This is yours. No, you made one for men. You made it for us. We can participate now with this.
I was trying to emulate how women... Cat call men. I don't know. I appreciate the attempt. We can start the show. Because it's so uncomfortable when women cat call us. Like, if a woman says, all right, you want to fuck me, pull your dick out right now, what do you do? Run. Exactly. No man has ever been like, all right. Like, it's kind of like, yo, what you mean?
Like, you got to ask a question to her question.
No, you know on Twitter, all the ill dudes, of course I pull my dick out. Cut it out. There's something off with that woman.
I'm getting far the fuck away from her. Welcome to a new episode of New Rory and Maul. I'm Maul, that's Rory.
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Chapter 2: What was the experience at the Knicks vs. Nets game?
You was on an adventure of emotion? Oh, my God, bro. I'm telling you, Roy. You was on an emotional rollercoaster? I was on an emotional rollercoaster, man. It was like, Jesus Christ. I'm just waiting for them to miss. You was in a glass case of emotion? Yeah. We haven't seen a run like this with R&B. Not the two of them?
In a long time. I can't wait till they lock in for the album album. They keep pumping out these amazing EPs and I guess you consider it an album, but.
Rob Markman, Alex Ozzy, Jack Don, congrats on another major project. Marigold is on your DSPs now. Please download and stream that. Support real musicians, real artists, real music. It's funny because you curved her and I to hang out. I didn't. No, see, I didn't curve. I would never curve the talented, beautiful Alex Isley. I was curving me. I just have to be with her.
Yes, as you were with her in the studio. No, I didn't know that. Rob Markman Yeah, that was the night in LA that you were in the studio. And then I had other shit going on by the time I would have made it to where you was at. Rob Markman I understand. Rob Markman But I definitely want to go to the next session, whenever that may be.
I just love to watch dope musicians that I am actually a fan of create, just to go in their world for a minute and just see how they do things. Well, I'm under the weather today.
I woke up very fucking sick, so I'm going to punch through this. Well, you had us out late last night. Here's the thing. I think I deserve the sickness that I have. Do you? I deserve it. Why? I've been to Say Less three times in two days. Oh, yeah, yeah. This is my karma. This is what I deserve. Now you have to say less because you're sick.
You see how that works?
I had such an ill bar when we were saying less in my head. Less was said. I need rest in bed. I know where you're going. Yeah, I know where you're going with it. When I was going with it, I wanted her to open up more. She just wanted to say less. Mmm. Yeah, no, I thought of... Yeah, you already called and added mmm.
That's what I did.
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Chapter 3: How do Rory and Mal reflect on their night out?
She's in Jamaica. She's on vacation. It's amazing how Baby D actually took a vacation before Rory and I. Rory and I have been potting and making billions of dollars for the last... Giving it to Damaris. Yeah, giving it to Damaris apparently. She first class on her way to Jamaica. Hope she has a great time. She deserves it. Happy birthday to her.
It's just interesting because she still hasn't answered my question. I've been asking her for four days who she was going to Jamaica with. And she just won't answer me. She keeps threatening me. That's your answer. She keeps talking to me like I'm not her boss. I don't understand. That's her private life. Yeah, it is. It is her private life. Now you're being a creepy boss. No, but I'm HR as well.
So I wear different hats. You see all the hats I wear?
But HR also can't ask you who you're with when you're not in the office. No, that's your personal life. But I have to prove, I proved the vacation, right? Imagine being at a company and someone says, yo, who you fucking?
No.
It's not the same.
I asked her.
I just said, hey. If you're going to Jamaica with somebody, you're probably fucking them. That's a fact. What if it was a family trip?
Who goes to Jamaica with a family? Damaris is in hedonism throwing ass. You don't take a family trip to hedonism. I don't know. In first class. She's going to kill me. I don't know what she's doing. But no, I just asked her. I put on my friend hat when I asked her who she was going with. So it was like, you know, I know the lines get blurred between, you know, boss, HR, and friend.
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Chapter 4: What insights do they share about the new Hov & Pusha-T track?
It sounded like, you know when you hear yourself like, I don't know if y'all listen back to like the pod, but like the way you hear yourself on the podcast is not how you hear it in your head?
No, no. Moss said, in quote, Damaris, you not in Jamaica yet? And then all in caps, who are you going with? Question mark, exclamation point, question mark.
No, because that was the fourth time, Eden, that I asked. I asked her twice in person, in studio. She ignored me.
Told me to shut the hell up and mind my business. Maul's thinking, like, in case of emergency, who do we contact?
I'm protecting black women. I'm making sure Damaris is okay on a black island. I'm here to protect you. I'm just making sure she's okay in Jamaica. That's all. But yes, Baby D, have fun. We'll see you when you get back. We're just going to skate over all of last night?
No, no, no. Let's get into last night. So last night was- Because clearly we split this 50-50, right? Yes. Clearly you make more money than me.
No, I don't make any more money than you. Clearly, you spend better than me. No, well, that may be. Maybe that may be true. So last night, I was getting dressed. I was in the crib smoking. And Julius had hit me Monday. He hit me Monday, and he was like, yo, what's up, man? That's Julius right now. No, that's not Julius. He was like, yo, what's up, man? Let's do something Wednesday. Let's go out.
Let's hit the streets. Now, this is... awkward because Julius never hits me and says, let's hit the street days in advance. We usually, if I go to a game, we'll figure it out after the game, go get something to eat or whatever.
Rob Markman Something calm and nice, something, get him back to where he needs to be.
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Chapter 5: What are the highlights of the recent Knicks vs. Nets game?
And I'm like... Why do people want to see me sit here, get high, and look absolutely fucking stupid? So we can humanize you. Yeah, you're too cool. You're not relatable. I promise you I'm human. I'm human. But it was just like, I don't want to be sick. Because now if I get too high, I'm not going to be talking to the chat. Are you kidding me? I can't read this shit when I'm high.
You weren't at one point. Yeah, bro, I was high. It was dope. It was, you know, because like I said, going to Astor Club and Johnny Nunes was there.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to Cardi B's fanbase controversy?
Shout out to my guy, Johnny Nunes. I didn't even know he was going to be there. So it was cool to just sit there, watch people come in and out of Astor Club and chill and smoke. And when I decided to do the smoke session, I was like, let me do a real. I didn't want to sit home and, you know, it's like I could have done that. But I was like, let me go to Ask the Club and really smoke.
Show some people some of the strains that they have. Strain after strain after strain. It was, you know.
People were coming at you for the half ounce.
He should have been on neck and wrist. You should have been the third verse. Would have made the record a little longer. It would have been neck, wrist, hips. I'm part of the Kaleva brothers.
Chapter 7: What memories do the hosts share about their baby pictures?
That was his therapy. That was very funny. He said what? Forget it. What did he say? Just forget it. It doesn't matter. Just know it was very funny. It was very, very funny.
So, yeah, I did my first Patreon live smoke session. That might be the name of the episode. I didn't even hear what he said. Now I'm mad. I hate that.
I want to get Johnny Nunes on the podcast.
Chapter 8: What insights do they provide on the current NBA playoffs?
I've talked to him about it. He's down. Oh, no, he's down. Yeah.
He's definitely down.
100%.
That's my guy. So, yeah, Johnny was there. Shout out to my man D-Dot. Came through my man Scotch Davis. That was just me and Baze online.
Why you get the cooler live? The smoke session and all this cool shit. They threw a sombrero on me. It was like, get some tacos.
Yeah.
And you're Irish, so that should have been Eddyn's Patreon.
Even though he's not Mexican.
He's Mexican.
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