Chapter 1: What health issues are addressed at the beginning?
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Hey. What's up, man? How you feeling? I'm cool. Jesus Christ. I know you was a little under the weather. I feel, yeah, I feel great. I stayed in bed from Thursday to this morning. I feel much, much better. Sorry to everyone last episode. I was out for the count. But I'm back. I'm back in a better... What did Taylor say? How was that? Add some auto-tune into that. No, it was that.
It's exactly what you just said. But you're going to add auto-tune, right? Yeah. You want to auto-tune that? Mm-hmm. Make him sound beautiful. He already sounds beautiful. Are you feeling all right? Feeling better? I do. I feel great. You're feeling better, and I think everyone tried to kill me this weekend. Everyone has their air conditioners on. Let's just put that out there.
It's still fucking 48 degrees at night. Yeah. Maybe reaching 59, 60 in the daytime. What's worse, that or- when you live in a building where they control the heat and it's September, but it still feels like August and they turn the heat on? I want to control my own heat. Those days are over.
I don't want the super that lives downstairs that's never home to just turn the heat up to something and just leave the building. Don't touch the pipe. Some of them are automated. Yeah, no, I don't like that. Those days are over. Let me control my temperature and my domain, please.
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Chapter 2: How do temperature control issues affect living conditions?
I will say in this, I don't know if this is going to be a relatable pod, but when I got an actual thermostat, it changed my life. When I got a washing machine in my crib... I'll never go back. Change your life. I'll never go back. It's the little things. You'll literally have to evict me before I leave without my washing machine.
You never noticed how much you wanted to have your own washing dryer? I would just buy new clothes because I just didn't want to do laundry anymore. Now I just do fucking laundry every day for fun. Doing laundry is therapeutic. It's therapeutic. I like doing laundry. I hate folding and putting clothes away. Cleaning to me is therapeutic. I agree. Cleaning to me, getting rid of stuff.
you know, removing some of the old shit and making space for new. To me, that's therapeutic. It's like a cleanse. You need that. I get it. Well, shit. Should we start with a song? Yeah. Let's start with a song. A groovy little tune, if you will. This is it, Project. I want to see Sid live. I've never seen her live. I've seen the internet live. Does that count?
Chapter 3: What are the implications of fake hips in women's fashion?
Yeah. Then it was really good.
This is Sid Control from Broken Hearts Club. The context is, I like it. That's why we're playing it. And we're playing it just because we like the song. We love Sid. I think he's amazing. Every Sid album, she has at least one record where she gets her full-blown Aaliyah bag. And I don't think anyone does the Aaliyah bag better than Sid. Really? Hmm. Yeah. Who would do it better? Drake?
That's funny. I don't want to laugh at that, but it's funny. He does a great Aaliyah bag, though. Drake has an Aaliyah bag. Let's... It's a unisex bag. You know what I mean? So Drake, yeah, he has an Aaliyah bag for sure. Did anyone else besides me judge that Kendrick bar on Take Care? What was the bar? He came with the Jeep with the doors missing. All he was missing was Aaliyah.
Shut up, Kendrick. I mean, listen, it happens. Some of our favorite rappers, sometimes they drop a bar and it's kind of like, I wish he didn't say that. That entire thing, in retrospect, that feature is weird. Drake and Kendrick is weird? Was that Poetic Justice? No, no, no. This was on Take Care when he put him at the end of Marvin's Room. It was just like a Kendrick verse. Oh, yes, yes.
Granted, at that point, Kendrick wasn't Kendrick, and it was a lip, but I just didn't even like... Like there's a dedication to Drake, like on his album. It was weird to me, man. I don't understand it. That's what I'm saying. You definitely, the way you're breaking it down, you're definitely making it very weird.
Like now I'm thinking and I'm reliving the song and I'm like, at the time it didn't feel weird, but years later it's kind of like. Like I don't need to hear how you were in Toronto waiting at lunch for him to arrive.
Yeah.
What if they had a business meeting? They did. Yeah, so it happens. It happens. You have a business meeting. Homeboy is late. It's okay. You order a salad, a tea or something. Wait for him. And then they proceeded to throw subs at each other until today. Must have been a rough lunch. Who picked up the check? Think they did separate checks? That's nasty if they did.
Just two people, separate checks? Y'all hate each other. If two people go to lunch and y'all get separate checks, y'all don't fuck with each other. I've done that...
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Chapter 4: How does jealousy influence relationships in the music industry?
I saw Eric Andre was on there. Okay. I'm not buying it. I think there's a conspiracy. You think that something happened. You don't know if something happened. I don't know. I don't think it's because of a divorce and you got to focus on the kids. I get it. Everyone's trying to get their family back. That's true. You can get your family back and do a prank show. Absolutely.
Everybody has kids and they still continue to work with the people that they created platforms with. I don't want to put this on Joe's jacket, but- I think Joe did some shit, man. And he had to get far the fuck away from them. Can we find out the guy's full name? Joe Gatto. Joe Gatto? Joe Gatto. Joe Gatto. Ironically, the person I went to lunch with was Mike Gatto.
So the Gattos are all fucking crazy. So are they cousins? They're both from Staten Island. Oh, they're definitely cousins.
100%.
Yeah.
So Joe Gatto shocked his impractical Joker's viewers when he announced that he was departing the comedy series and amid his split from his wife, Bessie Gatto.
Joe and Bessie. Oh, him and his wife broke up? Yeah. Oh, so then that's different. He going through a divorce. That's, that's, it's hard to crack jokes when you're going through a divorce, bro. Do you think maybe he was trying to get away from the show just in case she tried to take like half the show? Like if she tried to take Murr in the divorce? Hmm. She didn't take the impractical?
I don't know if she could take half the show, but maybe she could take half of his pay. Yeah. And he probably wants to step away from the show, renegotiate his contract. I don't know, man. Take less until the divorce is over and then re-up. Again, Joe, I think, was probably my favorite on that show. But I don't know. He adopts a lot of dogs. He's a really nice person.
Oh, if you adopt dogs, I love you. Yeah, I know. But those, I don't know, overly nice people that do acts of charity, I just always feel like they have a basement full of dead bodies. Why are you so fucking nice? There's something up with you and I don't like it. It's like you're trying to make up for something fucked up about you that people don't know about.
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Chapter 5: What are the thoughts on current fashion trends like skinny jeans?
Damaris, Lizzo, Wiz. Just put some fucking pants on. I understand it gets hot out there. Oh, I'm not saying anything because I like Instagram and I want to keep mine. Yeah, no, I would like to keep mine too. Wiz is going to ban all y'all.
uh you know i don't listen where's if you want to wear your underwear and walk around and you know do your thing listen do what you do i just thought that i would just let people know that i'm just opening my instagram like any other normal taxpaying citizen and where's was in underwear every day and i didn't know what was going on i thought it was a new trend that was happening
Because I'm late to a lot of things when it comes to the internet. So I thought that maybe everybody was doing this. But no, it's only Wiz. Did you and Gilly discuss this over the weekend? No. I wanted to reach out to Gilly and make sure he was okay. I feel the same way about him. Yeah. I wanted to let Gilly know that he wasn't alone in his thoughts and his sentiments.
But no, I didn't reach out to him yet. But I'll reach out to him soon and talk to him about it. Because I know this is a tough time for him losing his account. I think it's finally time for us to do our collab pod with Gillian Wallo.
Chapter 6: How do cultural influences shape fashion preferences?
And I think the four of us should travel to LA and sit down with Wiz and give him a stern talking to. We should take Wiz to a pants store. And just like... Find some comfortable pants for him. The four of us, yeah. We can go pants shopping with Wiz. I like that. We should make that happen. Let's go pants shopping with Wiz. Let's pick out some comfortable trousers for him.
Let's get him enough deep pockets so he can put all his weed and chapstick and whatever else he needs to put in his pockets. Is that all you think he carries?
Yeah, weed and chapstick.
That's all you need. And ID and a credit card. Yeah, wallet. That's all you need. What else do you need? What do men carry in their pockets these days? Your phone? Your wallet? Phone, ID. That's a pet peeve of mine. I don't like having things in my pockets. At all?
Chapter 7: What impact does parenting have on artists' perspectives?
My phone, chapstick. Yeah. That's about it. And then your ID and a credit card. Yeah. You don't really need nothing. Men don't need anything else. Like, what else do you carry? Right? And then once we all started wearing skinny pants, it's tough to fit things in. Gum. Then you look weird like a girl trying to reach into your skinny jean pocket and then it's like bulging up. It's just, it's nasty.
Why are you coming for me like that? I'm saying I was wearing, well, you're Spanish, so we know you wear jeans. Tight pants. Skinny pantalones. That's what they call them in Spain. Pantalones. I thought that was fried bananas. I thought those was fried bananas. It's funny. I didn't get it.
that's hilarious man oh god what else we got man can we not do skinny jeans anymore though skinny jeans are I still what about like hats from Spencer's listen I don't care what they do hats from Spencer's I see that they trying to bring back baggy jeans listen I'm not doing it oh I said I'm not going back I'm not wearing baggy jeans like baggy
I'm not wearing baggy jeans no more bro I see that they trying to go back they going back to these wide bell bottom leg jeans that you drag your jean on the floor I'm not doing that bro I'm not you don't have to go skinny you don't have to be super skinny jean but you can't super baggy is insane I just feel like someone from the Bronx can't say that because you guys littered the borough with Elmo and Cookie Monster hats
And you guys matched it with a t-shirt. You definitely had an Elmo. We did that. Double Elmo. But it's like, I blame Queens for the baseball hats with the Chinese lettering. Just put the NY logo on my hat, bro.
Don't give me the Chinese logo. No, no, no. Don't give me the Chinese.
That's a Queens thing.
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Chapter 8: How do recent album releases reflect the artists' evolution?
Queens definitely was responsible for the Chinese letter baseball hat. There's a large Chinese population that we love dearly. Listen, I have never, ever purchased one of those. Never did. When there was a hot thing, never purchased one. I refuse to do it. I mean, but have you been to Flushing? Absolutely. Have you had Chinese food in Flushing? Absolutely.
That doesn't mean you take your Mike Piazza hat and turn it into a fucking Chinese menu, okay? You don't do that. I don't know what the fuck you Queens natives were trying to do in that area. It was very nasty. It's cultural, man. I didn't want any part of that shit. It was very nasty. But the Bronx is known for definitely having our caricatures on our clothing.
Third Ave looked like Sesame Street for a good four years. It was a nasty time. I don't know what we were trying to do with the fashion back then. It was nasty.
You guys remember the gangster Spongebob? No. Gangster Spongebob? Oh, my God. That was all over my MySpace at one point.
See, this is your error right here because you went at it in a closer age. I missed it. I missed that error. I'm sorry. He's not 35. Oh, or like this. Jesus, am I aging that poorly? Oh yeah, I remember that shit.
I remember the Doughboy one. Yeah, like the Doughboy Spongebob with the money.
I remember that. Yeah, why did they try to make cartoon characters like gangbangers? Because that was the whole Jeezy snowman effect, I think. I think once Jeezy had the snowman, I think the other brands tried to jump in because those snowman t-shirts were crazy. They were selling like every fucking wear and I think brands just tried to jump in on that.
and thug out a fucking Big Bird, put a bandana on Big Bird. It was like, fam, all right. You mean the Puerto Rican bandana. That's like, yo, fam. The only Spanish people wear that shit. Of course. Absolutely. That was that shit. It's only certain Jordans that Puerto Ricans will wear, calling them Puerto Rican Jays. They don't even have a number. They're just like team Jordans.
They're always blue and red. Oh, my God. They're the Jordans from now. Yeah, like, if you ever went to the Puerto Rican Day Parade, like, girls used to wear, like, the jean cut-off shorts. Oh, damn. Or, like, you know, like, the fantasy tops. And, yeah, and some Team Jordans. Damn. Puerto Ricans definitely love Team Jordans. What? Listen, I love Puerto Ricans.
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