Chapter 1: What is the sad news about Baisley?
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Bro, when I'm telling you, first of all, the restaurant was, we're recording, right?
Yes.
So the restaurant was, the restaurant was like completely empty.
Astor Club has a restaurant?
No, no, no. They rented out, they rented out Bobby Vans on Broad Street. Oh, of course they did. Yeah, so everybody was down there and Bobby Vans eating. But I was in there, so you know, there's no windows and nothing downstairs.
Mm-hmm.
So I leave there, I go to get something to eat. I meet my friend. She's literally right down the block. Like, yo, because I obviously can't eat nothing in Bobby Vans. It's a steakhouse. It's just meat. Right. I don't think they have vegetable sides at all.
Just red meat. That's all you get. No side.
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Chapter 2: What plans do they have for 4/20?
I think somebody dropped a turd. Somebody sharted and it fell down their pant leg and... Baze had to take the rap for it. Because Baze obviously can't speak for herself. Would have been a hard turn.
For context, guys.
Baze too tall? Yeah. Baze ain't no snitch. She got snitched, though.
Chapter 3: What are the scary grocery store experiences they reminisce about?
She's in the game. She's going to take her time. She's like, oh, man, y'all niggas is rats. Charge this one in the game. Yeah, man. So Baze, somebody, someone shit somewhere. And then someone, then Rory stepped in shit. And then shit was on the carpet.
Fudgy feet all over the audience.
I didn't even realize. It was bad. So someone in the office took the stand against Baisley and sat in front of the judge and told everything. So Baisley is banned from the studio. Karma's going to come back to them.
I hope your conscience eats you alive knowing that Bais can't come in this place now. I almost want to sneak Bais in here now.
that's just how I am well she always used to get snuck in here to begin with because this building doesn't allow that but we'd always be like oh she's part of the show and now it's just specific to this floor because we got snitched on so I could sneak her through security easily in her little bag but then up here I want her to run free I'm still down with just having babies up here.
I'm always going to ask the arresting officer where they're from.
Yeah, I need to know where he's from. Because I've been trying to gauge him and figure out the way he dressed, the way he talked, the way he walked. You can kind of tell when somebody is like... This is giving Connecticut.
So you know what I was about to say? No, you beat me to it. I was about to say he listens to a lot of... Don't do that because I fuck with Connecticut.
Don't do that. I do too. I like CT.
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Chapter 4: How do they react to Justine Skye's new record and Johnny Depp's testimony?
Because I was always on that time, and I've been on that time, and I think there's a lot of... internet examples over the years of me just kind of ignoring lies. Like full-blown fucking lies. Which is what you should do. I just, because it's usually from clowns and I just let the shit ride. I don't care. I'm not going to correct a clown. Yeah.
I know the truth and everyone around me knows the truth. People that matter know the truth and that's what matters to me. It is starting to get to a certain point though that like, At some point, I got to start saying something. Because these lies are getting, like, absurd. Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Of course it doesn't. So that's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Because this is talk radio. This doesn't matter. This doesn't matter either.
But it doesn't matter to you because they're not lying on you.
No, but mad people have lied on me all the time. All the time. You think I care about when they just lie on me? Like, I don't care about none... The thing is, I don't care about none of these dudes at all. Like, the dudes I fuck with, they know I fuck with them. It's a mutual respect. They know I fuck with them. They know what it is. They know it's all respect, all love.
Other dudes that just know me from having a podcast and doing a show and decide they want to talk about me and... I don't care about that. Those dudes are dudes I would never speak to. So it doesn't matter what they say about it. I don't care about that. I know I'm very secure in my own skin. So that shit doesn't matter to me.
But no, I was so good at that for years. It's just I think... I know what you mean. Like when things start to pile up, it's like, all right, now I think it's... People are starting to think it's okay to just lie on me.
But that's what people... It's okay to lie now. That's true. The truth could be sitting right in front of people and they still like the lie. They want to entertain the lie. They respond to the lies. They don't respond to the truth. It is what it is, bro. That's just the world we live in, man. You're fighting a losing battle. Oh, for sure. You're always losing.
And as a friend, I'm just trying to save you from just getting caught up in a snowball of bullshit. Because it's just going to keep going. You're going to respond to something. They're going to go somewhere and respond to the response. And then you're going to respond to the response to the response. I get it. And then now we just responding back and forth about bullshit. I understand.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of being labeled as the 'gay bestie'?
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It was DJ, dancers, drivers. They put a sprinter in my front yard. It was interesting. But, Ed, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I think I'm now everyone's gay bestie. All the women in my house is the most platonic shit ever all the time. So you're not. It's never like it started out like when I first moved in. Yeah. There was some some nights where we got there.
But now I literally just have I have like 10 women in my house and they treat me like one of the girls.
Damn, you're not the elegant bachelor that I told you about.
I'm really the gay bestie amongst all the women in my life now. You're definitely my gay bestie.
Why do you think that though? Is it like a woman that's there amongst the crew that's like your lady?
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Chapter 6: How do relationships between men and women evolve over time?
No, I mean- Or you think she's your lady? I'm also not a fucking creep and like think it's perfectly healthy for men and women to just be friends. And I think you're a fucking weirdo if you can't have that relationship with the opposite sex that you just can't just be friends. Mm-hmm.
so and I think my crib is a very safe fucking environment it is and I just come across as the the gay bestie that they can just be themselves and like there's no pressure here and like which by the way is cool and I'm happy for their safety and everything but for my male ego it's kind of fucking devastating why I mean I couldn't be like women are comfortable around you no no no not that not that but like damn like why you not viewing me like maybe you'd want to fuck
like I'm just ruled out immediately like Roy you're like my brother like I can't like what if I wanna not that I want to but just like the thought of like I'm kind of offended that like maybe don't just rule me out of like the running of like having sex with you also procreate I mean, I know the safe- Did you say procreate? Yeah. Well, I don't- Nobody's trying to have kids, Eddie.
I wasn't trying to do that. I mean, he could be a- For a random woman that comes in my house, no, I don't. Oh, not a random woman. I'd like to get to know her a little bit before I see if maybe she's a fit mother.
Have a child?
Maybe know her last name. I don't know. At least know her last name. Family health risks. But that's really all it is. I don't want to be viewed because they, of course, invite their friends.
But that's a good position to be in. Known as the guy that you can go to his house and have a good time and you don't have to worry about anything creepy happening, anything that you're not happy with being violated. Oh, for sure. It's cool being that guy.
Oh, and I always will be that guy. It's just... That, of course, leads women to text their friends and be like, hey, come through here. It's the fucking perfect vibe type shit. I just feel like then now I'm put in the box of like, hey, Roy, do you have like any friends you can hook me up with? Like, no, I'm trying to hook up with you. I am the friend. I'm her friend.
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Chapter 7: What are the social dynamics surrounding friendship and attraction?
She invited you here.
I'm joking, I'm joking. I know what you mean, though. I definitely know what you mean. This is my mom.
Oh, no, every time, even women that don't know him and just are familiar with my life and obviously the show, even if they don't listen to the pod, they're always like, where's Maul at? I'm like, you know, like, we record together. We don't live together. Right. I think people think we're always together.
Like, we don't have bunk beds in the bedroom.
Absolutely not. Ren and Stimpy. Ren and Stimpy. I heard it.
First of all, it's picky in the brain. I told him last week it was his last day here. And he keeps reporting for duty.
Y'all are giving Pinky and the brain. You are too. Don't do that. Because every time I invite people over, like, where's Damaris at? Invite Damaris over. I don't know. Jesus. Fuck. I'm cool too. I don't know where the fuck she's at. I don't know where the fuck she is.
Make sure Damaris is there. I'm like, I mean, I guess. Rory was trying to walk around with his Versace robe on. Do you have a Versace robe? No, I do not have a Versace robe. First of all, it's Fenty. You better not be wearing a Fenty robe.
I do not have a Fenty robe. Okay, cool. I actually have a robe that matches the towel that is now covered in makeup with the same arm broider on it. Throw that shit away.
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Chapter 8: What recent events involving celebrities are discussed?
I thought you had cameras.
And just hold the towel to their face. No, I just tell people that just so they get scared.
I went in your bathroom and threw up and I was like, oh my God, Rory probably has cameras. He's going to see me.
Oh, so you threw up too. You weren't the only one to throw up that night. What were y'all drinking? Why was everyone so fucked up? Cheese. With wine.
I actually didn't eat. And that's the reason why I was so messed up. Because I went out after my bath. I went out.
And that's when I got fucked up. Oh, okay. I thought you were fucked up at the crib. No, no, no, no, no. Because I was like, I only saw wine going around and people not drinking very much of it.
I was tipsy. But like, that's, you know.
Because Britt told me she threw up. And where'd y'all go after? They abruptly left my house with a move.
Man, me and Britt was at Sapphire's going crazy.
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