Chapter 1: What did Rory experience at Coachella?
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It's just three juices a day, water, tea if I want to. So I can't be like turnt up and- This sounds like the best excuse to get out of any social situation I don't want to be in. Yo, can't link, bro. I'm juicing. No, no, no, but it's your birthday. I want to be out for your B-day. Oh, no, I'm saying I'm stealing this excuse moving forward. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to be juicing.
I'm just going to tell everyone, yo, I'm on a juice cleanse. I can't, like... Bro, you're Irish. Nobody's ever going to believe that you're juicing. Yeah, that's part of it. That means you're not drinking and you're not eating. I'm on a Guinness. I'm on a Guinness. I'm on a Guinness cleanse.
oh so you're just living like yeah it's got rice and hops and shit it's healthy man yeah absolutely a lot of greens so that's that's part of the reason why I don't wanna um I gotta wait till next Friday before I do any type of like social turnt up shit cause my energy this is day three of ten and I'm already feeling like the
aight nigga reserve cause you like I was smoking yesterday I was torturing myself I was like shit now I'm hungry so I'm not gonna smoke just yeah well I'd be going down to Atlanta for work not for that's what everyone says when they go to Atlanta's work No, man, Emotional Orange is on that Strength of a Woman festival, which I... I'm missing it. I wish I could go to that festival.
So many strong women in attendance. I just love that the only male that they chose for the Strength of a Woman festival is... Well, you know, we'll bleep his name out, but yeah. That's hilarious. Like that represents the strength of a woman?
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: How is Mal's juice cleanse impacting his social life?
Who's not from Atlanta? Yeah. She's going to get on stage and start pointing at people. What you doing in my city? Yeah, Rory, you are not from Atlanta. I am not. Even though you look like a peach, you're not from Atlanta. Wow. You know what? I'm going to take that as a compliment. It is a compliment. Come on, man. You know I'm only here to compliment my guy. It could be worse.
I could look like a tomato. I'm fresh from the desert. Yeah. Let's introduce ourselves because people still don't know who we are. I am Rory. I'm Maul. And this is the new Rory and Maul show. Maul and Rory and yeah, whatever. So yeah, man, how was the weekend? You were in Coachella. I was.
I was. For a few hours.
Did you have your Coachella legs? Did you walk around barefoot? Come on, did you really get in tune with the land? Did you feel the spirit? I celled. I celled so hard. You celled? I celled. I knew you was going to cella. I changed my accent. Like, oh my God. I'm celling so hard. Oh my God. Oh my God. Did you hear how he played that last chord? It was so breathtaking.
Did the shrooms kick in for you yet? I think so. This feeling is so weird. What stage is Skrillex on? So by the way, I did that the entire time I was there. Yo, but people just want an excuse to get together and get high, man. Like, don't tell me you're going to Coachella. Like, where are you going to get high and just hang out with your friends? You want to go to the desert. That's it.
And there's nothing wrong with that. It is funny, though, when people say like, oh, yeah, we're going out to the desert. Coachella is like, they literally put a paradise in the middle. You're not in the desert. You're surrounded by beautiful fucking palm trees and air conditioning, if you need it. Drinks, yeah. Well, it's dusty, though, right? I've never been. Well, I went weekend, too.
And that's when all, like, the grass got...
dug up so I went on the dusty the dusty weekend yeah I was a dust bucket remember dust bucket can we bring dust bucket back I definitely still call people dust buckets oh yeah there's a few dust buckets it describes people so well yeah fucking dust bucket you know what dust bucket is you know the dust buckets when you've seen them we're bringing dust dust bucket back let's bring it back so yeah I was real dusty out there
But it was my first time with Coachella. I was actually very nervous because I saw Weekend 1, that picture, like that aerial shit that went viral. Yeah. Looked like way too many people. I was like, hmm, should I really do this? But I'm glad I went.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the Strength of a Woman festival?
She stole the show. Not just because of the outfit.
Oh, my God. She sounded great.
She looked great. She looked like the sexiest Power Ranger I've ever seen in my life. I love Imani. I was going to say Storm from X-Men. I'm not mad at that, too. A sexy Storm. Well, Storm was okay. Halle Berry was Storm. Well, Paul has a Ninja Turtle fetish, so he just kind of... Who Armani does? No. I have a Ninja Turtle fetish. I mean, not Ninja Turtle, Power Ranger fetish. Do I?
You've mentioned the Power Rangers multiple times. I don't think I've ever heard you bring up Power Rangers before. If you have, it's probably because women always wear the tight pants. It looks like a superhero outfit. Well, you know what I kind of hate? And love, I guess, at the same time. I miss sundresses, and we'll get back to Coachella in a second. Coachella comes second to sundresses.
Remember when sundresses were a thing, and then one summer all chicks wanted to dress like they were part of SWAT? Yeah. It just changed. Yeah, the neon green leggings. Yeah, you're all part of the fucking SWAT team. Yeah. And then I never saw a sundress again. Well, I think Fashion Nova will take care of that again this year. I think they last year, they kind of, you know, all the women.
What was it? The tight body suits that look with all the crescent moon crescents all over them. It looks sweaty to me. It doesn't look like it's a proper summer attire, but they all seem to wear it in the summer. Yeah. Some of them look great, though. So I'm not mad. They look amazing. Yeah. But again, I'm not even on the traditional shit because I love less clothing.
I just kind of miss the, and I know you guys dress for you and not for us, the summer dress like when it was poking and you had to like kind of guess if it was under there or not. Does she have it? Yeah. You see her walking towards you like she got it. I miss that, man. I just miss it. She got it. Or if she don't, you like, oh, she cute though. Yeah.
But just like that time when the sundress came off, you're like, oh, she has it. She has it, yeah. Like, just that feeling is gone now. It's like a reveal. It's like going to a car, a showroom, and you know it's a nice car. You can see the layout, and then they rip the fucking, the cover off the car, and you're like, it's better than I thought it was.
Yeah, and then you get in the interior, and you're like, these leather seats are amazing. It's amazing. It smells great in here. Are these heated seats? Absolutely, it's heated. You're fucking right, it's heated. But you said Griselda did a great job. Yeah, they brought out the whole squad. Boldy came out, met Stove God in person for the first time. Shout out to Stovito. Yeah, really good dude.
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Chapter 4: How do Rory and Mal critique Pusha T's new work?
I was like, you know, we'll take this time to do a cleanse because I know after this week off that we had, I don't really have no time off like that. So I try to take advantage of that. Hoes always want to just cleanse.
no I really needed it though man because you think about it Roy we've been doing this shit for six years almost non-stop almost every week you know and sometimes you just get caught up and you kind of lose yourself and you know me just on autopilot so you gotta start dedicating more time to yourself and taking care of yourself so listen man I was you know people put
Clips from the old podcast and my mentions and yours all the time. Mm-hmm. When I was on tour with Palooza and we were doing that podcast twice a week, I was fat as fuck. Yeah. Like, I got fat. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even... Because you know, like, you're the last one to, like, even really notice about yourself. Well, me at least.
I know there's people that notice every last fucking thing about themselves. That's why they're insane.
Mm-hmm.
I did not know I was that fat. How come no one pulled me aside and said, yo, you are gaining a lot of weight. You know, it's just because it's a gradual thing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we just looked up one day and you were fat. Yeah, it was kind of like, you know what I mean? Especially when you look back at a lot of the old pics and footage, it's just like, oh my God, I look like shit.
Well, dog, I was fucking... On tour, guzzling Duce, then coming back to record twice a week, eating like shit. Eating late at night. Every city we went to was a food city. Like, I have to go get the best shit here. Like, I'm not going to go to Atlanta and eat a salad. So I got fat, man. I lost that weight pretty fucking quick, though.
Yeah, and that's why I want to do this 10-day juice cleanse because it's for a lot of things. It's mentally, it's spiritually, physically as well. But it just teaches us sometimes that we're just gluttonous people. You don't have to eat all day, every day. You don't have to go out to dinner every night. You don't have to, you know what I mean?
It just teaches you to focus yourself and kind of center yourself and just use your time and your energy in other areas.
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