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Episode 65 | "The Conspiracy Episode"

10 May 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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I'm Daniel Alarcón, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro1021. And I'm Konky, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called The 1021 Podcast.

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I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports. And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Jeremiah. And I am Greg Rosenthal.

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I know that, Greg. We're teaming up on 40s and Free Agents, the podcast that owns the NFL offseason. This is where teams are built. Free agency, combine, pro days, trades. Every move matters. From my draft boards and mock drafts. To my vaunted top 101 free agents and how rosters come together. Quarterback movement. Surprise signings. We'll tell you what it means and who really wins.

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Open your free iHeartRadio app, search 40s and free agents, and listen now. No worry about it.

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Do we have to do the intro? Yes. I'm Maul. I'm Rory. This is the new Maul and Rory show. Woo. That is not. Brought to you by nobody. Yay. Well. No, SiriusXM. Brought to you by Jazz. Brought to you by Jazz.

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Brought to you by SiriusXM. Stitcher. Shout out to Jazz. Stitcher.

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More sauce.

Chapter 2: What are some interesting stripper names mentioned?

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No. I think my stripper name would be Cinnamon, but I would spell it like Sin, like S-I-N. Cinnamon.

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I'm not too mad at that. That's a creative name. If I were to do the male stripper shit, I would probably like Playoff Casino. Ginger McKenna. McKenna. I could be Ginger from Casino, no? Because I'm here to steal money. I'm a stripper. We get it. Men can't take Ginger back.

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So men strippers need a gimmick, right? So you either got to be a firefighter or a cop. What would you be?

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A podcaster. A podcaster. You show up with your microphone? Yeah. I would pod with these bitches.

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Oh, you got to have the microphone like a strap on and tell her to sing to it.

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Oh, God. I'd see where your brain, I was joking. I wasn't going to take it there. I wasn't going to take it there.

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Damaris is sick, but her brain is fucking crazy.

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Speaking of like male strippers and escorts and everything, have y'all seen the Staircase doc on Netflix, right? No, what is the Staircase doc? You have not seen the Staircase doc on Netflix? It's called the Staircase?

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Yeah. I've seen Children Under the Stairs. Enlighten Us. One of the scariest movies ever if you've ever seen it. My man Roach. I know what you're talking about.

Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on conspiracy theories?

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It's the biggest podcast that's ever existed.

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We still want that when we was in LA.

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1062.976 - 1071.225 Rory

But it was started by, it was hosted by investigative journalism by Sarah Koenig and her producer. Shout out to her.

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because what she did with that podcast was amazing like when i listened to that podcast like it's a crime podcast but i was in my head internalizing like oh i need to do this with our podcast and this like little things like that it was it was amazing the way she told the story and everything because honestly that's what it was the storytelling yeah when you go into to research the case and like i said listeners go do your due diligence i was very late to the party so you guys probably already know what i'm talking about um

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She left so much out to make it a good story. Because when you go investigate the case, it's pretty cut and dry. But the way she told it had you like, well, is he guilty? Is he not guilty? And it was amazing podcasting. It was very admirable.

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Still with some type of accountability on his end. And it wasn't super biased. But she was just really good at making it seem like she was being unbiased. Yes. when she wasn't in reality, but it made for a great story. And then she stunk it up with the Cleveland crime shit.

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But I didn't see, I didn't see that.

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I don't want to sound like a hater. Um, cause I did love the army shit. She did as well. It was just one season. I didn't like, which I think is fair.

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Yeah. I mean, everybody has a season. Um, but yeah, I think that, I think that was pretty good. And then also the, the crime, you guys saw the documentary on Netflix where the guy was sleeping with the daughter and the mother and the father.

Chapter 4: What traumatic experiences are shared in this segment?

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The baby came out the womb. Here's some trauma, kid.

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2845.713 - 2872.362 Rory

here's some trauma and we're gonna document it that shit is crazy no i think it was photoshop i think it was photoshop i would hope so yeah that's sick but yeah that happened that like literally her iud was like in the shower like on the shower floor and that is extremely painful insertion all of that but i'm not gonna be pro-women because this is a toxic misogynist podcast which we love um yeah no we let us control everything yeah exactly stay out of it toots

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toots is a great word this is for that's such a great word can it toots oh toots is a great we gotta bring toots back we do need to bring toots toots is such a great word toots toots was my shit toots is a great word toots broad broad oh broad was my shit my father still uses that of course he does I just tell him to just like lower his voice when he says it cause I still like it I'm like nah I'm with you on broad just like dad lower

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It's not this loud in this parking lot.

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So Rory, what's your favorite conspiracy theory that you think is true? That you don't think is a conspiracy you think is true. And hey, by the way, Fahrenheit 9-11 is off. That's off guard because everybody know that's really real. That's not a real conspiracy theory.

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Fahrenheit 9-11, the book that was before 9-11 or 9-11? 9-11. Oh, well, I mean. I like where your mind is though.

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That was a great book.

Chapter 5: What are Rory's thoughts on conspiracy theories?

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Yeah, because Fahrenheit 9-11 came out before 9-11. It's a great book. No, there's a movie. Oh, you're talking about the documentary. I'm talking about what the book was. well before. He just used the book title that had nothing to do with it.

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That was about Fahrenheit Cologne for men. It was a great phrase back in the day.

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Well, we could get into 9-11 It's all a conspiracy, but which conspiracy? Are you all the way with that they set up speakers in all of New York City with plane noises? Because I've gone down that rabbit hole. No, no.

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That's like a bit much.

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Fam, there is a full doctor. You would have seen niggas setting up speakers. There's a full doctor with like a PhD that was like, oh, all that was like a simulation with the cameras and all those noises that everyone heard were speakers. That's wild. In lower Manhattan. No, absolutely not. No, it definitely happened. No, this is someone with a doctorate. Like, he went to a school.

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That's going way too far down a rabbit hole. Yeah. That's, like, too much. Like, I get it, but come on. Like, a plane. It was just a bomb. And then they just put the plane and all the footage. And then the shit we heard was just plane noises.

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I remember Rory texted me one time and said... I don't know if you remember this. You randomly texted me one day and was like, yo... The English language is a curse.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, I definitely went down that route.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to the English language and its implications?

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No, but he's right, though. Okay, spell.

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Spelling. Ah, shit. It's a spell. Fuck. They're specifically how we speak and the words we use and how they affect our mood are very intentional in how the English language goes. Spell. Spelling. Same way you go down to liquor, spirits. These things are not by accident. And I'm not the crazy conspiracy. No, that's really good. It makes sense.

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I'm not the crazy YouTube conspiracy. I get that part. But talk to the English language being spelling.

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3031.252 - 3049.674 Mal

I mean, even just from that, I felt like that was great. Just by tone. And there's a reason we have vowels. And there's a reason why certain enunciations have to be required in every single word. Because when you say them, it affects our brain a certain way, the way a spell would. Like the way you say things.

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Like need and need are two different... It sounds the same, but are spelled differently. Have two different ideations, I guess.

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To our subconscious, there's a reason why certain vowels are the way they are and why they're required in every single word that we say, no matter the sentence and what it is. The English language is one of the newest languages, if not the newest. So they had some time to get it together and how they put the English language together. At the end of the day, like why...

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For the most part, the English language is the same way we talked about on Patreon. Subscribe to our Patreon. As far as currency goes, it is just something that was created. As far as a lot of ancient languages are pure communication. There's not anything really attached to it. You just had to communicate. That was just the way we communicated. We came to an understanding.

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English language was created. It was specifically created. By the same people that specifically created currency, specifically created a lot of things. And they weren't dumb. So a lot of them eyes wide shut parties that I be joking about. Yeah, I get it. I just don't know if like someone owns the color blue.

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Right. I get all of that. I just don't know if I give enough credit to people to make such a thing that far back to me to have just the brain.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of virtual reality and its impact on society?

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And you can get really intelligent in distractions. All right. The way Eden... And I don't want to point him out on this. He's actually smarter than me.

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Fuck him.

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But as far as how technical Eden is and the distraction of every last technical thing that he focuses on can be taken advantage of. Because that's all he's... He's paying attention to what his passion is and it's into technicality shit that they also own, create, and sell. But he's not going to pay attention to... To what the language means. Great theory, though. I love that.

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But no, they weren't dumb. This was the point of back then to create this society. Let's create all these distractions. Let's create the language, the currency, everything to put people in a routine every single day. I get that. I mean, I go deeper than that. A job is just a thing that was created.

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I forget about religion.

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I feel like that was time, too.

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Religion is the original. Yeah. That was all made to, you know... Control. Control and, you know, guide people a certain way. I mean, yeah. If we go down that hole, then yeah, we'll be... But I understand what you're saying. I just needed more... I'll send you some stuff.

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I won't get... Because I don't want to be the one that turned this episode into me going down the rabbit hole of the English language. That's literally what the episode is about. But I'm saying we can go into each one from a surface level and let people do their own research. I'm not about to break down what the vowel of A, E, Y... Like, I'm not about to do that. Okay.

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But I do think they all are connected to some degree as far as... You know, we joke about Democrat, Republican shit all the time. If I could... Donald Trump is a distraction. Joe Biden is a distraction.

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