Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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I am Maul. I'm Eden. I'm not gay. And Eden is not gay, people. He wants you to know that. And we've been seeing things. People think Eden is gay. Eden is not gay. Eden is just a man of the people. Have you noticed how the insult of calling someone gay now is like a progressive insult? Yeah. Not that it would matter.
Yeah, it wouldn't matter.
It doesn't matter. Not that it would matter. That's the most condescending, like, yo, you gay? Not that it would matter. Yeah. It's like, so why are you asking me? Exactly. It don't matter why you're asking me. But why do they think Edna's gay? Not that it would matter. Because a dude wanted me to fuck their girl, I guess.
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Chapter 2: How do Rory and Mal define their roles as influencers?
I was like, all right, Wayne, hold on. This is Mark Cuban. You can't tell Mark Cuban you're going to piss in his mouth. Mark Cuban is the coolest owner in sports. How do you tell Mark Cuban you're going to piss in his mouth? He was in his arena. Yo, Mark Cuban is the coolest owner. He literally changed the way we view owners of sports teams.
He's the guy that every player loves and wants to play for. Wayne went crazy on Mark Cuban.
Chapter 3: What are the implications of love languages in relationships?
I'll piss in your fucking mouth. Like, come on, Wayne. You can't. What happened was that Lil Wayne, during Game 4, he tweeted about Luka. Yeah, that's what you do. You go to the games and Lil Wayne is a Suns fan because he got banned from the Miami Arena. I remember that. So then he went and now he's a huge Chris Paul fan. He called Luka Doncic a hoe during Game 4.
Then a week later, when Luka was smacking the shit out of them, Cuban said, with a picture of Wayne, I think, he said, it's a shit show, put you in front row. Cuban got his bars off. I like it. Which was from Uproar. So I was expecting Wayne to come back with some bars. I mean, I think he- I'll piss in your fucking mouth. I don't know if that's the punchline or the setup.
I don't know the syllable. What are the syllables for a haiku? That might have been a haiku. He might have went pure poetry. 525? I'll piss in... I think that's a haiku.
Yeah.
Maybe. I'll piss in your mouth, yeah. He went above, like, that little simple rhyming shit that Mark Cuban was doing. Nah, I'm going full Edgar Allan Poe on you. He said, quote, unquote, Mark Cuban don't make me get you sick or smacked, boy. You playing with me? I will piss in your fucking mouth. Wait, get him sick? What, is Wayne going to have COVID and cough on him? Basically. Basically.
I just feel like Wayne is not aware of anything because he's in his own world, rightfully so. And someone just will be at the house every now and then and be like, yo, did you see this? Yeah. And then Wayne not paying attention to anything going on in the world will take that and be like, wait. Well, it was good to see that Mac May tweeted that he spoke to Mark Cuban. I don't know.
They were all on the phone together. That's a funny phone call. I mean, thank God that got squared away. I don't know what I would have done if they continued. Yeah, if I ever saw Wayne pissing Mark Cuban's mouth, I don't know if we ever could get past that as a culture. That would have just been like, you know, come on, Mark Cuban. We love Mark Cuban.
Well, I mean, how many people does it require to piss in someone's mouth? Like, I don't think Mark is just going to stand there and just, yeah, one to hold him. Oh, it actually has to be three. One to hold Mark, one to open his mouth, and then. Yeah, like, what is Mark Cuban doing? He's done that before. I was trying not to even listen to Eddie. But, you know, whatever. What is Mark Cuban doing?
Like, to piss in someone's mouth, you would have to knock them out, I'm assuming, right? Person that could be on the floor, knocked out. So I can assume that Wayne was going to knock Mark Cuban the fuck out. Yeah. And then piss in his mouth. That would have been bad for the culture. I think that we all would have been banned from sports arenas and things like that after that.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of loving someone who has hurt you?
I'm not going to be like, yo, take me. Nah, fam. I got shit I need to do. Mom's had her years. Mom's had her run. You know what I'm saying? Mom's... She had her run. You know, I love you, mom, but you had your run. I'm going to send this to her. I'm going to send this to her.
Yeah.
My mom's not a lover, but Mom's had her run. I could see Maul's mom hitting the Denzel line. I am not going to bury my son. Yeah, yeah. No, for sure. My mom says he's not going to fucking wait. My son is going to bury me. Yo. Well, cancer says otherwise, Denzel.
Chapter 5: How do love and logic conflict in relationships?
But that's like when you have a relationship with your mom like I have with my mom, it's both ways. God forbid I don't want to bury my mother and God forbid she doesn't want to bury me. You know what I mean? But if we were ever, I don't see what world we'd be faced with that decision. I'm going to be honest. I'm not just jumping out there saying, yo, Ma, I'll take this one.
Well, this is going to sound insensitive, but it's not. I'm not doing it. in theory, the best option would be you burying your parents, not the other way around. So, of course, it hurts to do so, but eventually we're all out of here, unless you're a conspiracy theorist, and then we're just going to continue on in the fucking Matrix, but they're just going to unplug us. But yes, love is logical.
Love people.
Love is not logical, mom.
Not by human nature. Even though love is human nature, how we are here to survive, love hinders survival. As far as self-preservation. You ever met a couple that An older couple that, and just talk to them about how they do it, like how they've been together so long. And most of the times, most of the times they'll tell you, I just love her or I love him. It's that simple.
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Chapter 6: What role does communication play in open relationships?
I love him. I will do anything for this person. I'll do anything to make them happy. I will do anything. And it's like, we don't see enough of it. So it's not like many examples, but there are people out there that have been married 40, 50 years. And you're like, damn, how y'all, how y'all stay together so long? How y'all? And it's, it's always a simple. Dementia.
Love my life.
I love her. I love him. Like, Loving someone ain't that easy, though. Excuse me? Loving someone ain't that easy. This is some new shit. You talking about new generation love. As a matter of fact, the only logical love was when it was survival and old people actually had to survive.
Chapter 7: How do personal experiences shape views on relationships?
Meanwhile, I could just go outside and get anything I fucking need. Like now you have so much temptation and so much access to other people, which is why people don't work on their relationship so much because nine times out of 10... Comparison. They got somebody in the wing that they've been... Okay, but we have temptation. They've been grooming. You know what I'm saying?
They've been grooming somebody in the wing waiting to sub you out. Okay, but where does that come from? That's human nature to give in to temptation to that degree and not be with the same person. that is all based off logical shit. That's human, that's what your body does regardless. But you're speaking from your perspective.
You're speaking from your perspective.
There are people out here that have never, they've been together for years, married, happy, and have never thought about stepping out on their partner. Because they've never had to have human nature really take its fucking course. Why not? They're human. They've been on the planet just like you. What you mean they haven't had human nature take its course?
This turns up human temptation to what we are.
This is bullshit. Yeah, but it's still our actual nature and temptation.
Yeah, but we're not talking about this. We're talking about real love. That's what I'm saying. Keep it simple. If you love somebody, do what you would do when you love somebody. Don't hurt them. Don't... Now you're putting logic to it.
I'm calling bullshit. I'm calling bullshit because you done loved people before and I know you done still wanted to fuck bitches.
I also didn't carry them along thinking that we were in a relationship that we weren't in. That's why I've been single.
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