Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Guaranteed human. the fucking what the fuck is your demons leaving your body no don't do it don't fall that's how i got in here it's the same move the two hands with the twist welcome to another episode of the new rory and maul show another adventurous escapade of the sorts fresh off the pj fresh off the pj and by pj we mean philadelphia jetny I'm sorry, what? Yeah, the Philadelphia Jetany.
Isn't the Jetany like the little shuttle buses in Florida? Don't they call it like the Jetany? Do they have a shuttle bus?
I have no idea.
I know the poppy bus on Route 4.
Patterson to the city.
So like the dollar van is, I think in Florida, I think they call it the Jetany or the Jetany, something like that. Okay. I believe that's what they call it.
That's their gypsy cab?
Yeah. Fresh back from Philadelphia, Roots Picnic weekend. Had a good time. Did not have a single Philly cheesesteak. I had a vegan one. It was pretty good. They didn't toast the bread, though. Gotta toast the bread, man. You can't have a cheesesteak and not toast the bread. That is true. Right? I thought that was kind of crazy. How you don't toast the bread?
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Chapter 2: How did the boys feel about their cheesesteak experience in Philadelphia?
Tighten up? Every 15 minutes we were getting batted down the hatches. Which I was fine with. I understood why they had to do it. Listen, I'm totally fine. I have no problem. I want everybody to be safe. So if that means you have to check me and who I'm with in search, cool. As long as everyone is being searched, I have no problem with it. So yeah, it's just uncertain times.
We're living in crazy times. I just encourage everybody to just be aware, be vigilant, and protect each other. And man, just try to do something to avoid being in a situation where you or your loved one may be harmed or may become victims of violence. some senseless, stupid, you know, people just wanting to do dumb shit and fuck up a great time, man. It's just very uncertain times.
Well, did you guys have fun on Saturday night, at least?
Chapter 3: What are the boys' thoughts on the recent tragedy in Philadelphia?
Would it have been in vain, Eden? If you caught a hot one in the shoulder? Oh, man.
We didn't even do anything. We got there right after it happened.
Right after it happened.
Okay. And then we were trying to get an Uber. Let me tell you how stubborn Damaris is. Sorry, Damaris. We were trying to get an Uber. They had the street closed off. We're walking towards that area. And the cops are like, yeah, you guys can't pass by here. Demarius goes, no, our Uber is going to pick us up that way. We can't cross that.
In her defense, she didn't know what was going on. We didn't know what happened. The crazy shit is I literally text Rory. I said, if I die, I just want to let you know I love you. Whoa. I swear to God. But we had no idea what was going on. And mind you, I'm getting all this when I wake up in the morning. I'm getting all these text messages from people in New York. I'm getting calls.
And then I see that message. And I'm thinking like maybe Damaris was just like on her 17th shot and was like, yo, if I die. 17th. Yeah. That's what I thought.
From alcohol poisoning.
Yeah, that's what I thought. No, it was niggas out there with blickies. That's why I said if I die, it was... No, it was very... It was kind of static. Yeah, the moment we got there, we didn't know what had happened. Like, they had just roped it off. But all the people that obviously weren't injured were, like, just still walking around.
So it was... But we had... You know, we're drunk and, like, just stupid. We don't know what's going on. I'm glad... So this happened when y'all arrived and it already happened. Yes. It already happened. It had just happened. So I'm glad I... I argued y'all down for the time I did because y'all would have left right away. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation transition to discussing Pride Month?
And we had to get on stage. And we had to get back to the podcast stage to go on. But it was good to see him. It was good to see the audience, the crowd enjoying it. And like I said, he looked good. It didn't sound dated. It didn't sound out of place. um and i finally got a chance to see him perform live so that was that was pretty fun for sure
You didn't go the first day. I mean, we won't have to bore everyone with talking about performances you didn't actually see. But Jasmine Sullivan, of course, was great. Masego. It was a lot of people. And I'm starting to realize I'm not. I know I've been the labeled the festival guy. I think I'm getting to. You're festive? You're festive out? Yeah, man. I'm not as festive as I once was.
I used to be. Because live music is one of my favorite things in the world. Mm-hmm. I just don't know if I have the energy anymore with those mass groups of people to go stage to stage. I was tired, man. Like, yeah, like I really wanted to go see Benny, Rick Ross and Black Thought. I kind of was like Saturday. Yeah. And they were a little bit behind. So I thought I was going to miss it.
And I still like I looked at how far that was and I was like, that shit was deep. I just can't make it over. I just don't have it in me anymore.
I think festivals and I think it's a it's a great idea having multiple stages.
Yeah.
I think that I'm over that, though. Give me one stage and just let every artist hit this stage. Yeah. Let us sit here all day. Let us set up our little, you know, we got whatever, our beach chairs, whatever. Like, let us set our shit up right here and just let us sit here from 2 o'clock to 10 p.m., whatever it is, and just let people come out and perform.
Yeah, I think... Rock the Bells, in retrospect, I think probably got it right. Like, I think with the multiple stages makes it much more profitable and allows you to be able to have the lineup that you have and be able to put that on and still not fucking lose money.
Mm-hmm.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of being single in the context of celebrity relationships?
Because there's women out there that are bums, right? That go on all these vacations. We talk about it on the pod all the time. How the fuck is you at the Formula One shit? Yeah. You have no job. Here's the thing. You can suck dick. So if you have the ability and want to suck dick, there's no reason that you should be in your basement playing Halo and broke.
Go out and suck some dick and make some money. Halo's my favorite video game. Halo's like a game. Once you're on the game, that's where you're at all day. You're going to be there for like six hours. That's like 2K.
Chapter 6: How do societal expectations affect young women in relationships?
If you're doing that and you're gay and you suck dick and you're broke, it's like, what are you doing?
Because we've proved, all right, here's the thing. Maul and I eat pussy, right? It's a very low rate that Maul and I could eat pussy to the top. Like, Maul and I could not become rich for eating pussy.
Maybe in some cases it's happening. The only thing you get out of eating pussy is she'll let you stay in the house for another two weeks until you get a call back from the job. Which we've done. I've definitely ate pussy to stay in a home, which is cool. That's as far as it goes. I've licked pussy for a five to the front door of a building, for sure.
Roof over your head is where eating pussy gets you. Yeah. Now, sucking dick, on the other hand. Yeah, when you suck dick, you should be... Can get you to Monaco.
Chapter 7: What are the dynamics of celebrity breakups discussed?
Yeah, you should be in... Look where sucking dick take you. Happy Pride Month.
To the F1 in Monaco. You can suck dick all the way to Italy.
You can never eat pussy all the way to Formula 1.
Yeah, I can't eat pussy all the way to Italy.
Hell no.
A dude that sucks dick, you can suck dick to Italy. Trust me, you can. Hell yeah. With that being said, don't be gay and broke. You shouldn't be gay and broke, fellas. Don't be gay and broke.
No, definitely play Halo. Halo is the greatest video game ever.
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Chapter 8: What insights are offered about the dating experiences of men and women?
Play Halo, but don't be gay, broke, and playing Halo. That's too much shit going on. You gotta do something better with your life. Something more productive with yourself. But again, happy Pride Month to all of our prideful listeners.
I mean, because we have two members of the LGBTQ community. Why do I keep being involved? Would you go to the Gay Pride Parade with Eden? I'll hold the camera. It'll just be on Eden. I can still hold the camera. You said, would I go where?
To the Pride Parade. To the Pride Parade. No, same reason I wouldn't go to Irish Parade. I'm not Irish.
But you could still go to the private parade.
I could, but I'm just not. I was about to try to catch you on something, but I forgot you're fucking Puerto Rican.
Puerto Rican.
Don't do that. What?
Do what? Puerto Rican. I've been to the Pride Parade downtown by accident.
Have you been on Eastern Parkway before? In September? Absolutely. Are you West Indian?
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