Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Does everybody eat ass here? You're looking at the astronaut. I was the first man to eat a woman's ass in the tricycle.
You were Louis Astrong?
Oh my God.
You were very much the 808s and heartbreaks. Yeah, I was.
I did that so hopefully y'all wouldn't have to go through that. No, I wanted to go through it.
I still go through it. No, we're in now. I said bounce.
I've met your father before. You were raised right. The hell is going on?
Why are you telling everybody I drink Mike's hard?
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Chapter 2: What do the hosts share about their 4th of July celebrations?
I believe it's called a... I don't know. It's called the rebound from the ex that she really likes. Okay. And that's a hard guy to beat. Beating the ex-boyfriend is actually pretty easy because he's probably done some fuck shit and he doesn't have time on his side. Yeah, maybe. The rebound is the guy that she's known forever and always kind of wanted to fuck.
And he can do no wrong because he's never had an opportunity to do no wrong. Right. So he just looks like the golden welded gun on the side of the fucking tower of the Normandy beach. And Eden flanked around that shit, hit him with the call of duty like when you have no more bullets left and have to stab him. Uh-huh. He got that rebound. He Dennis Robin that rebound, and he took over the gun.
Is that how y'all met? You know, it's a little faint from here.
On Twitch. They met on Twitch.
Yeah, can you imagine? Y'all met on Twitch? No, we didn't.
Oh, I was just saying, what?
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Chapter 3: What reflections do the hosts have about fireworks and their impact?
Not that much of a nerd.
I was about to say, I know you're a nerd, but like.
I'm a nerd.
Yeah, but like not that much of a nerd. So, okay, your girlfriend came over and met the family. Oh, you're not going to, that's it? You were just going to leave it there?
Well, I wanted you to speak. I was bigging you up. I thought it was kind of ill how you got through. I was using metaphors.
I asked Eden how he got out the friend zone and she said he ate his way through her coochie. That's what she said. That's how he got out the friend zone. This is what she said.
Wait, what? Okay, let's slow down. Was this like consensual eating? Yes, this was consensual eating. Oh, because she's just saying like y'all were friends and you just started eating pussy.
Something tells me non-consensual acts of sex wouldn't get you out of the friend zone. Might put you in jail. He just ate his way out the friend zone. What happened before that? I had asked, which this was one of the questions that didn't get answered. I was like, wait, so you gave him some pussy in the friend zone?
Y'all skipped around that shit.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss their experiences with heartbreak?
Me and Rory asked.
Then I followed up and then you ignored my follow-up email. I said, per my last email, how did he get pussy in the friend zone?
I didn't even know you asked that. Wow. Okay. I bet you didn't. We were sitting closer than we're sitting right now. That is true. And you didn't hear him. And I didn't hear him twice. I was looking in his eyes because I wanted to know. I mean, I don't know. We just got close because we talked a lot. So, we FaceTimed a lot.
So, that was the thing I was telling you or you and Damaris, which is like, you know, we would FaceTime and I'd hear about her day and that's all really a woman wants. They just want you to... Just listen. They just want to talk. Yeah, just listen.
All you're doing is not listening and not listening.
And talk. And, you know, and then that's really it. And then... So, you listened and ate your way up.
No, I want to know how you got in between her legs. This is a... It's like y'all keep skipping around this question.
I definitely... He listened to the day so well.
He nodded his head so much that she was like, I think I need to see their head nodding between my legs.
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Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts provide about relationships and emotional responses?
He's an engineer. There you go.
See? She fell right into the trap. I played the, you should just let me cuddle with you move. Hmm. Hmm. You look like you still get that.
You know what?
It's nice to know that move still works.
It does.
That's good to know. And it did. And then I went to cuddle. And then next thing you know, we're not cuddling. Well, I was cuddling with my head.
So we can see. She got some nice thighs. While we're talking about Eden, we got to talk about this girl. She knew she was going to give Eden something. She knew. You play that cuddle game. She knew she was going to let you get some.
You know what the lead up was? I did the I don't like you kind of thing. You know what I'm saying? The old school, which is not healthy. The junior high move. Look at this girl.
You can't admit that these were moves in order to conquer this
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Chapter 6: What are the crew's thoughts on their first heartbreak?
I'm sorry. Was that wrong?
You got triggered. No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You shouldn't call people psychos. I'm sorry. Everybody has their issues. Okay, so what about you, Moe? I just got dumped. It was just like, yo, it's over. I don't want to talk to you, Moe. You were probably like, cool. No, I was like, damn, like that? But I know why, though.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts reflect on their legacy and what they want to be remembered for?
Like, I wasn't sure. Come on, man. What'd you do? I didn't call for like two weeks.
But that's your version of tell me why. Damn, it's like that is your version of like, all right, so just tell me why.
No, but it was like I knew why. I didn't call her for like two weeks. Like it was the summertime. Like I just didn't call her for like two weeks. Like I was running around. How did you get that off? I didn't. She dumped me.
Getting it off would have been if I still had a girl. Did she at least call you when you just didn't answer?
No. So school had started back. This was summertime. So school had started back. I didn't speak to her for two weeks leading up to the start of the new school year. I go to school. We're walking first day of school. Everybody getting their classes and all of that. I see her. I'm like, what's up? She was like, don't talk to me. I was like, huh?
That was her version of Shorty's mother's speech.
Exactly. It's over. Get out of here. She was like, don't talk to me. Don't ever talk to me again. I don't like you. I hate you.
You left a high school girl in the summer two weeks later?
a free time sounds like some fly shit and you thought you were about to just pop back up and it was still gonna be ruined you know those two weeks I mean those two weeks I was I was her homegirls those two weeks was like where's mom no after the first I'm gonna tell you no I'm gonna tell you I don't know here's where I forgot about this part this is what's bad about it I saw her
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Chapter 8: What advice does Missy Elliott give to artists about their sophomore albums?
Did you change how you were walking once you saw her approaching?
No, like I saw her and like. You had a little different, you had a little different swag. I was fucked up because I was the last person I was expecting to see was her. Like you just don't, you don't bump into.
You were flustered.
You were flustered. So I saw her, I was like, but you know, she was with her mom and her sister. And so I looked at her and she looked at me and the look she gave me was like, yo, don't even come over here. By this time, it was like a little over a week that I didn't speak to her. Did you know moms?
Yeah, but her mom didn't see me. See, that's why you're so much cooler than me. I would've went right to mom, said her mom's name, not ignored her.
In adulthood, I can understand that, right? In adulthood.
Wait, what?
But in adulthood, if you don't talk to me for a week, I can understand. Not like you're a purposeful avoidant.
You're not rolling.
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