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New Rory & MAL

Episode 97 | Did DJ Khaled Set Up Ross and Wayne?

30 Aug 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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4.397 - 13.209 Rory

Do you think some of the weaker people in the world were just pre-cum babies and not real cum babies? Yo, if you're a pre-cum baby, you a fucking sucker.

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13.229 - 25.846 Damaris

You pussy. I know people in the world that are pre-cum babies. I can tell a pre-cum baby when I see, when they start, I'm like, this nigga a pre-cum baby right here, yo. You can always tell a pre-cum baby. You half a sperm. You ain't got enough nutrients in your body, nigga. You ain't a whole nigga.

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No, warriors.

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37.223 - 59.481 Rory

Who do you think is going to be the first rapper to remix Oom Bop by the Hansons? Who was the first one? No, who do you think will be the first one? Nobody's done it yet? I just feel like they're taking so many recognizable R&B samples that, like, pop rock from the 90s and early 2000s is next. Like, you know a drill rapper is going to smoke Oom Bop. It's already bops in there. Yeah. Bop the ops.

59.501 - 60.623 Rory

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

60.663 - 82.913 Damaris

Gotta bop the ops. In a Helly Hanson. Yeah. Why don't we do it? Welcome to another episode of the new Rory and Maul podcast. I am Maul. I am Maul. And we are back after a weekend of fun-filled activities. No, we're not. In the culture and around the world. We feel like we've been everywhere, Rory. We've been around the world and aye, aye, aye. I can't find my lady. You don't remember that, Rory.

83.213 - 96.695 Damaris

I do. You do remember that? I know of it. I don't really remember. You wasn't outside. I was definitely not outside. Yeah, you wasn't. Have you been around the world before? I wouldn't say around the world. That's just like a little crazy to say I've been around the world, but I've been a few places in the world. Yes.

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Okay. I'm a very domestic traveler. I can tell you everything about Cleveland. You'd be tearing down Ohio? Yes. Going nuts. I got it in Ohio. Yeah, I need to travel more, man. Not that I have the time to do it, but I really don't. I'm not well-traveled.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about Bad Bunny's recent concert?

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What would that be called for, like...

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237.665 - 266.997 Rory

white people would that be like the raisin circuit you know there's a chitlin circuit where all the really small towns what would be like the white the casserole the casserole circuit we should definitely do the casserole circuit it's not the chitlin circuit it's the casserole circuit you know we need to do that um so yeah man happy birthday to the king of i don't even want to say pop i just want to just the king michael jackson i like it where were you well i don't want to talk about with him dying and i feel like we've had that conversation happy birthday mike happy birthday um i voted to put the free willie theme song in the front of this i don't know what they decided on

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266.977 - 290.092 Damaris

uh i voted for i believe the song that's playing edin what's wrong with the song that played in the beginning it was human nature human nature oh okay yeah great record right i mean listen man michael got human nature makes you want to donate michael got a killer whale to jump over like a whole rock surface listen that whale was so happy to get away from that little white boy He was so happy.

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290.452 - 304.09 Rory

That little kid didn't realize he was part of the problem. Yeah, yeah. Like, yo, you've been holding me captive this whole time, kid. And first of all, we've seen killer whales jump mad times. Sorry, little white kid that's going like this. He knows how to jump. You doing this on the rocks. I want to go whale watching.

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I want to go like in the middle of the ocean. It's on my bucket list. Yeah, I want to go whale watching. I just want to see it. I think seeing a whale that close is like... It just really kind of puts things in perspective. Like you're really not that important on this planet, sir. No, not at all. You know what I mean? Like just seeing a whale and it's like in the ocean. Natural habitat. Yeah.

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Just doing like backflips. Whale shit. And 720s in the air and shit like that. 720s. Yeah. You know, just sometimes it just puts them back to, hey, listen, you're not that important.

330.586 - 349.954 Rory

Yeah. No, I get it. I'm scared that I'll be on the one boat where the whale is like, can I have some privacy, please? I'm tired of y'all watching me. Or just flips us over. People get in kayaks and go whale watching. Yeah, those are the ones that are ready to die. You know like a fucking tuna could flip over a kayak, let alone a killer whale.

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What are you doing next to a kayak so hard that you land in Cleveland? I watch Shark Week like this poor kayaker. He's why are you in shark filled waters in a kayak?

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They just want the thrill. They just they just need to feel like more closer to death than possible.

Chapter 3: What are the highlights from the VMAs?

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It takes patience. It takes, you know, you got to kind of just wait and hope for the best. Kind of like life, if you will, Eden. What's like the biggest fish you've caught? The biggest fish I caught wasn't that big. I probably caught like a catfish. Nice. It wasn't like that big.

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426.504 - 443.895 Rory

It is a very privileged hobby. And I don't even like to use that word, but like you realized in America, we do things that like people actually do to eat. Like for our entertainment, we'll go fish and then like, and just bring it in and take a picture and then throw it back out into the ocean. It's just sport. But that's how people survive.

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You guys don't eat the fish you catch?

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447.882 - 456.537 Rory

We'll go fishing with a whole buffet. We'll go to the supermarket before and get a bunch of sandwiches and fill our stomachs to get on a boat and go fishing.

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456.597 - 463.241 Damaris

I saw somebody fishing out of the Hudson River and I wanted to ask the gentleman if he was okay. Because you shouldn't be eating fish out of the Hudson River.

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You shouldn't even be touching fish out of the Hudson River.

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I didn't know what that was about. He had a whole bucket of, I think they called, marsels?

472.275 - 487.477 Rory

They have dolphins in the Hudson now. I saw a video. Dolphins? Or a porpoise or something similar. Yeah, it was by La Marina. I just saw a video last week. There was a dolphin by La Marina just jumping out. Yeah. It was because Bad Bunny was in town. Yes. Bad Bunny wasn't.

487.617 - 498.135 Damaris

He brings the dolphins out. He brings everyone out. The gays, the women. The Eddins. Yeah, the Eddins. Thanks. Eddins. Eddins is like on the spectrum of like. He's the Q of the LGBTQ community. That's what he is.

Chapter 4: What are the key takeaways from DJ Khaled's album discussion?

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So Bad Bunny performed in Yankee Stadium in the Bronx over the weekend. First of all, congratulations to Bad Bunny. It looked like a great fucking show. I was going to go, but I just couldn't find myself giving Bad Bunny $1,600 to be right on Jerome Avenue. where I could get killed leaving to go to the car.

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You have seen plenty of Puerto Ricans in center field of Yankee Stadium before.

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551.531 - 563.948 Damaris

Yeah, I've seen plenty of Puerto Ricans in Yankee Stadium on Jerome Avenue, and I've never paid $1,600, so I wasn't going to do it this weekend. But the show was great. What was the lowest ticket? I'm sorry to interrupt you.

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The lowest ticket? Yeah, price. For that show? Like face value, not the resale. Oh, I'm not even sure.

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569.115 - 580.067 Mal

If you got there in time and clicked it. I bought like a... I had bought initially a far seat and it was like $150. Now, if you wanted to get seats like down there, you could have got it for like $517. Okay. For like a floor seat.

580.628 - 588.297 Rory

Which isn't... I mean, there's been plenty of artists on Bad Bunny's level that have sold tickets at that price. It's the resale. It's like the sneaker game. If you get them shits at...

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retail price they're fine so they had like the regular floor seats and then they had La Playa which is the beach in Spanish and La Playa is much closer which is not to be confused with Playa it's Playa not Playa that shit was $2,000 yeah double on resale yeah did they just take the dirt from the infield

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yeah it was the same dirt that Derek Jeter used to slide into second base on and Bad Bunny decided to use the same dirt to build La Playa that's a really cool idea though for a concert to do like a fake beach in a basement that's a brilliant idea I think the only other artist I saw with a show that was that packed with that many people screaming this year was The Weeknd maybe well he had the highest selling tour I think ever right 30 million

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In revenue, average of 7.5 million, 192,758 tickets sold, average of 48,000. Crazy. And the average ticket price is $155. My Lord. The Weeknd earned his most attended concert of all time with 54,703 tickets sold at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford on July 16th as part of the After Hours Till Dawn tour. And yeah, he earns the highest grossing show by a black artist in history.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of calling someone your 'big homie'?

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The way people act when Cole releases a verse.

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Listen, and I get it. You know what I mean? Because we say we give people their flowers. We're supposed to salute the greats while we have them.

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Posting a picture with an icon is not giving the...

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2925.093 - 2931.804 Damaris

I mean, but it's weird the way people design their flowers these days. It's just weird. I can't tell people how to give their flowers.

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2931.824 - 2938.334 Rory

I'm not I'm not in that business. But somebody somebody posting Jay on their Instagram account is not giving Jay his flowers. I'm sorry.

2938.354 - 2949.953 Damaris

I mean, it's just, you know, people just want to seem like they're part of the in crowd or they, you know, they know Hov. And I just think it's nasty to call somebody your big homie and you don't have their phone number.

Chapter 6: How do artists show appreciation for each other in the industry?

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Yikes. That's fair. That's just nasty to me. I mean, that's just me. I can't be like, yo, that's my big homie. Yo, call him right now.

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2957.527 - 2977.168 Rory

Yeah, that should fall under the line. Call your big homie and tell him I said what's up. I'm not part of that Twitter crowd with you toxic women that say it's embarrassing when men call other men big bro. I think we need more big bros out there and men should find big bros. But if you don't really know that dude and don't have his number, that's not your big bro.

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2977.188 - 3001.244 Damaris

That's not your big bro. That's not your big homie. But I get it. It's Jay. It's Hov. He's one of the greats. If not the greatest, he comes out and shows us that he's still in shape and he can still rap at an elite level from time to time. So people get excited and they want to just show love, I guess, in their own way. I'm not going to call it weird.

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That's just their own way of showing love to Jay. But I just thought it was just a little weird.

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Will you call me homie?

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Excuse me?

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Will you be my big homie?

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Will I be your big homie? Sure. I'll be your big homie. Maul, would you be my big homie? Absolutely not. Oh, okay.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the And1 documentary?

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Yeah, that's a stretch. I'm all big homie though.

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3019.034 - 3024.923 Rory

But we have each other's numbers. Maul, I think that's a stretch. You just know some people just don't belong in the class.

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Like, Eddie, what would you call me?

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Honest math.

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Some people just don't belong in the class. What advice would you call me for, Eddie? You know. Yo, the oranges ain't selling on the Deegan no more. What should I do? Right. Exactly.

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What fruit should I switch up to?

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it's mango season like yo i love it all right i just love it what would you do if the if the oranges stop selling on that specific exit off the deegan from the gw i start selling i ain't gonna lie you got it you got a lockdown you got a lockdown midtown it's marketing yeah it's all about marketing it's like yo who else is out there who else is moving on that block who else is moving on that script yeah do you think you jay and biggs would have gotten too big had that

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Yo, you know what? I just want to know. Do you feel the three of y'all would have got too big had that not happened?

3068.833 - 3071.657 Damaris

No, I had nothing to do. Don't put me in that.

Chapter 8: How does the concept of 'vabbing' come into play in the discussion?

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Yeah.

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3117.813 - 3133.532 Rory

It's your show. There was a little tone in that meek bar. Of course. Well, felt like there was a little tone. Of course. Because we know Jay is the petty king of not saying something direct, but kind of leaving it there for the person that knows to know.

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3134.113 - 3157.555 Damaris

You know, it was all about... It's just kind of like... Don't ever think that we could beef, like, to me. But talking to me, like, Omik, don't ever think that we could beef. Like, I helped get you out of jail, get your freedom. Like, I will never sit here and beef with you about music and, you know, management and all this other shit. Like, we can never beef.

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Like, I would never even have that type of energy with you. But it was a tone of, so don't feed into none of this shit. Like, don't get caught up in trying to, you know,

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feel yourself a little too much and think that you could actually ever have a beef with me like no and I don't think Meek's been feeling himself no no no absolutely not I'm just saying but you know how people fall into that people start reading things on the internet and they start tweeting and we know that Meek tweets exactly what he's thinking at the moment before proof thinking

3186.385 - 3200.746 Damaris

He just tweets. Yeah, he doesn't proof think. He just tweets what he's thinking. And, you know, that can cause a whole thing. And I'm pretty sure, you know, that line was just like, yo, me and you could never be, bro. Like, I got you out of jail. Like, I genuinely have love for you.

3200.766 - 3208.638 Mal

So Chino Braxton on Twitter quoted the tweet, quoted the song, right? Yeah. and then Chino Braxton.

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Chino is Meek's friend. He's a legendary motorcycle, dirt bike rider from Philly. He's not from Baltimore? He might be from Beatmore. Beatmore and Philly is one and the same. Point is, Meek quote tweeted it, and he said, never.

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