Chapter 1: What wild night out did Rory & Mal have with Jay Electronica?
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Well, do you have a time?
But this is good content. I like bad bitches. That's my fucking problem. Yeah. I like the fuck. I got a fucking problem. Be a good hook. Somebody should write that. Yeah.
Like Kendrick Lamar. Lamar. I'm Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. I'm a Lamar.
Oh, they said Good Kid, Mad City was an instant classic.
They was right. They was right. They also said, I forgot the other album. They said it was an instant classic. I was like, I don't know. Everybody's going to get their instant classics off now. For sure. Take care.
They said Take Care was an instant classic.
I need to stop talking about Drake in a negative way because everyone thinks I hate him. I think he's the greatest artist of all time. Every album he has is a classic.
So he still hates Drake.
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Chapter 2: What are the thoughts on Lyfe Jennings and Fantasia's song 'Hypothetically'?
Well, I don't hate them, but I don't like dealing with them. You're not trying to be daddy? Mm-mm. Are you guys in front of the toilet? I am not your faja.
Faja.
Nah, I'm not scared of tall women. I like to climb a nice tree. Brings me back to my youth.
Okay. Yeah.
We're going to be at the WNBA game, so.
Uh-huh. We'll be somewhere else, too. Talking about climbing women.
Mm-hmm.
Consensually. There you go. You try to set me up the last... I went to the game, the Knit game Monday after we recorded and we spoke about Jaheim and... You ran into him. He sat right in front of me. Oh my God. Like, literally right in front of me. I'm like, I was going to take a picture and send it to you, but I was like, I don't want to be caught taking a picture of the back of Jaheim.
That's fucking hysterical.
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Chapter 3: How do Rory and Mal view stepfathering and personal spending?
I was just chilling in Jersey and ran into Jaheim. What are the odds Jaheim sits right in front of me at the game? I'm like, all right. Did you buy him a drink?
uh no no we didn't even speak like i don't know i don't know you started you should have started playing the clip like off your episode wasn't out it was this was monday after we recorded like literally oh it's monday night saved your life that's why i said i said oh no rory set me up next day he was like had this been tuesday he would have turned around like yo let me ask you something like all right here we go here we go i gave us your one month what do you want from me
You was courtside with Jaheim as fucking sick.
Nasty courtside, right? Your feet was on wood? No, no, not too far from the wood. The two of y'all took photos of your feet? No, I just saw him sit down in front of me and I was just like, this has to be God. This God is a comedian.
I never want to downplay people that enjoy sitting courtside. I've never sat courtside. But we do need to maybe... Depending on where you sit, courtside is overrated.
Should pull back a little bit on the feet pics. Yeah, that's kind of corny. Men shouldn't be doing that. Men shouldn't be taking pictures of their feet anyway. What if they got dunks on?
You got to do kicks of the day.
I understand that. Like, if you're one of those sneaker influencer guys, I get it. But it's just nasty to take a picture of your feet at a basketball court with sweaty men running up and down. It's just like, whatever. But, yeah, it was a cool night out. Knicks managed to win. They won last night, too. Went to the game last night against Dallas. They won, too. Well, get us a company box.
Nah, I'll talk to Jules. Let's get some tickets for one of the games coming up.
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Chapter 4: What insights do they share about navigating relationships and dating?
First of all, Rory and J Alec Electron. Shout out to J Alec. It's my guy. J Alec Anton Dronica had me and Rory out. Well, no. J and Rory had me out till almost four in the morning. On Monday. I would have you know that, Damaris, see? Because you'd be thinking it's me causing the mischief in the streets and all of that. Him and J.L.A.
So, he had a show at Sony Hall on Monday night, which you didn't want to come with us. Carl came too.
You did not invite me. I'm so tired of this. Y'all did not invite me to that show.
It's an open invite to just walk in with us. Carl walked in with us. He did. He was fine. So we go to Jay Electronica show. It was really, really fun. Had some beverages backstage. Green Ace. Yeah. Which makes me feel kind of cool. Show was good, but more so the after effect. The night didn't seem to be over.
Yeah, they didn't want to end the night, D. Like, they started looking at me like, yo, we going right down the block after this. What's up? And I'm like, okay. Well, no, no, no.
Hold on. Hold on. We have to add some context to this. We were up like, when I go to Sony Hall, the fucking, the world parts for me. I'm VIP at Sony Hall. No, they know you up in there for sure. They know you. Security immediately opens the door for me. Absolutely. It's like the scene from Goodfellas for Sony Hall for me.
Yeah.
They move tables there.
They move tables, everything for you.
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Chapter 5: What does the group think about SoulCycle and its popularity?
Demare's definitely got an ex that went to Soul Glow where he turned up pedaling on the bike. I do want to do that, though. Where they was playing Kanye West's Stronger.
Soul Cycle, I want to do that. Strong, yo. I want to do that.
You know that Soul Cycle.
I want to do Soul Cycle. Soul Cycle looked like it was fun. That looked like it was fun. Like being in a room with a bunch of other people when you're on a bike.
Oh, Beyonce and Jay-Z do SoulCycle, so you think it's cool to do.
They don't do that? Okay, you beat me to it, because I was about to say, you just said that because your man took a photo with Terrence J. Because if they didn't do it, your ass would be talking shit about SoulCycle.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts reflect on Jay-Z's accomplishments?
No, SoulCycle, before the pandemic, like, it used to be a bunch of, like, cute girls at the SoulCycle. Like, dope music playing. It looked like you was at, like, a party, but everybody was just on a bike having, like... I didn't know nothing about Jay and Beyonce doing anything with soul psych. I promise you.
Here's where we do have to appreciate Hov because we never appreciate him on this podcast. He's outside of his accomplishments. He's done a lot of things drug dealers could never do as far as like throwing footballs. Going to SoulCycle. Jumping off a boat.
And failing.
Swimming in a pool. No, I'm not saying swimming. I'm not saying hanging in a pool. Drug dealers can hang in a pool. Yeah. He was swimming. Well, you know drug dealers don't ever get in a pool.
Chancletas. Yeah. Open your sandals. That's letting you know I'm so far removed from that life. I'm never going back to that. So I can do all of this shit right here.
I love to see the real drug dealers make it and have to do athletic things.
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Chapter 7: What are the opinions on classic movies like Belly and Scarface?
Like 50 throwing out the first pitch at that Mets game. Jay throwing a football and everyone's like, oh my God. I'm like, duh, they were selling crack. They weren't with us playing basketball. They were pitching crack. They weren't pitching baseball. We were trying to be athletes.
We can throw a football. It's always fun to see like your favorite artists try to do something athletic. Because, you know, they being there, I'm talking about our ball. Like, we've seen the picture, bro. You don't ball like any of those guys you're referencing. So we've seen the photos. Hov, you might be Sean Bradley. Not even. Not even. Sean Bradley way more athletic.
That's the crazy part.
That's the crazy part.
I can't. Listen.
Hov throwing a football on the sidelines.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts define a classic movie?
Let's do Hov riding a city bike.
Fucking hilarious.
Rappers are not supposed to be doing any of that shit. That's all it is. No matter what it is, rappers just don't look cool doing anything other than rapping, fighting, or dating.
There's mad rappers that we've seen fight and they didn't look cool.
A lot of people can't fight, man. I understand why these young boys are shooting like this. I get it. I get it. Because you see them throw their hands like playing around. It's like, oh, you...
Can't fight. And they be real skinny now, too. These young thugs be real skinny.
That's the drugs. You're also not born knowing how to fight. You know how much it sucks to learn how to fight?
Yeah. When you're told you don't know how to fight, it's hilarious. Once you're in the gym with a trained boxer and they're telling you you're throwing your hands wrong, you're standing, your legs are not... You're not squared. You're not centered. You're not... You'd be like, oh shit, I don't know how to fight.
That's why the funniest shit about the term, let's square up, is hysterical. Nobody's ever squared.
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