Chapter 1: What technical issues does the host face during the stream?
Nick Threat live from the sewer take two and action everybody take your pants off what the fuck my shit's connecting now it's not even going through it's just disconnecting I think they banned me don't let them ban you it said error Network error. Oh, I know what to do. I fucked up. I actually terminated my stream. I'm a dick.
Because I was going to do something, but I figured it out while I was doing it. Alright, so I've got to start up my server again. Plug it into my server. Be sure to write yourself a guide on how to do this, man. I know. Well, I got it. I got it. I'm remembering. We're live. We're going to talk hard as I learn how to fucking turn these knobs. Yeah, turn those knobs.
Is this still ape fucking porn? You want that ape fucking porn? I got that stuff. It's over here. Wait, where is it? I don't know where I put it. Oh, there it is. Yeah, you got a little bit too much distortion. It sounds way loud. Oh, no. Alright, let me know about it now. Stream is live. I'm hitting the pluses a little bit. Am I good? Am I good? Cue up some music. Sounds way better, man.
I got Ben sound. He's not coming through. Soundboard is broken again. No! I will fix this. Alright, I gotta get off of here. Goodnight. I gotta go to work. You guys have a good one. Enjoy your streaming. I fucking broke it again now.
Chapter 2: How does the host establish a connection with the audience?
I don't know. How'd you break it? I... I don't... Oh! I didn't break it. Yeah, it's coming through. Oh. Do you hear me? Yeah. And I hear me too. Let's take it down. Yeah, man. Let's take it really down. This is Ben sound. He was probably abducted by aliens before. Oh, I got it slow too. Let me speed it up to everybody. I'm going to lower it. I lower it. I can put it back to the original speed.
And then I'll raise it so I don't fuck with your ears that much. This is what the artist meant to have it like. Meant to have it like this. It's crazy, man. That's wonderful. Apes in space. Do you believe in that, by the way? Is that a belief in your world? Space apes? Space apes are real, man. What do you believe in, dude? Just let it out. Tell us what you believe in. Do you believe in aliens?
Like, what do you believe in? Man... I believe you can make a chimp and make him scream and not scream at the push of a button. It's beautiful. It's like space. We got the lions puking. What is going on with these lions? They can't handle their zero G. They're not. Maybe they're abducted. He's got a hairball, man. Imagine a lion hairball. That was weird. It just hurts me to say yeah, boy.
So that was another Ben sound song. That was pretty cool. I want to play other music, but I'm scared that the CIA is going to break in and steal my teeth and stuff. Just, just play it. He's saying to just play it. Well, well, I wanted to come on to the air because I had to talk to you about aliens. They're coming to get us. I've seen, I've seen video of it and all this shit too, but, but,
Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes are shared about streaming and sound issues?
Other reasons. I like to play classical music. I think aliens like that, so they tune in. Maybe one day an alien will call me. Do they really, though? Thank you for playing music for me. Thank you for playing me some sonata music. Do you really think that aliens give a shit? Yeah, man. Aliens give a shit. They're fascisticated and they follow laws.
They only break a couple of laws of science, but, but they're here. Let me ask you a question. Why do you think the aliens, when they abduct people go right for the anus? Quickest way to the brain. I don't know about that one. I don't know, man. Think.
think they're pretty they're pretty on to us they're listening oh man am i putting this too high i could lower it over here too i don't want to go through your anus to your brain through your ear extra hole i don't know why they just don't show themselves like on my mtv or something have you ever seen one in person
man are you listening to your radio right now sir can you turn down can you turn down your radio in the background this is not about this is not about the radio behind you about the aliens the radio in front of me aliens in front of you what is this i got other stuff over here too Sir, can you please turn down your radio? Everything sounds so much better when it's slower, man.
Let's get that probe in there. Yeah. Yeah. This song is so great. It's okay, big kitty. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Don't... Stop. It's... Let me put my finger in your throat. Don't bite me. I'll find out what you ate. I'll look deeper in there. So... You say, yeah, boy, when I stuck my finger down your throat, bro. That was gross, lion. Man, that's not cool.
Oh, there's a fucking chimp in there, man. He must have swallowed that shit. Man, I just love playing that song. It's great. It's some good stuff. That's some good stuff right there. I've been streaming for a whole nine minutes, and my computer has not been stolen by the CIA yet. I thought they would be here already. I'm talking hard tonight, though.
I'm not letting the man hold me down as I discuss the alien invasions. They're here already. Seen movies with them.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to aliens and conspiracies?
Hollywood just doesn't hire aliens for no reason. Gotta be paying them a salary because they gotta live here and stuff. Otherwise, why else would they be in the movie? I don't know. We have another one. Another one here from Bensound. I'll put Bensound back on. I'm doing a Bensound medley tonight. Should be thrilled at all the attention Bensound is getting.
I think I'm going to overlay that though. Cows. These cows are cool. Now we gotta throw in the lion. Little lion. It's like an animal dance party. Take that aliens. Here you can listen to this. I've been studying ways of killing aliens. So don't fuck with me man. Man. Champs! That's how you kill aliens, man. Space chimpanzees with laser guns. I heard works well.
They were really loud chimpanzees. Somebody gave them microphones. Yo, Ben's sound song is pretty cool. Big shouts to Ben. Fuck music companies, man. Even though if aliens are involved in the music company, I'm taking that statement back. I don't want aliens knocking on my door. Oh yeah, I could remix this other track over here. Oh man, I'm giving a little... Oh, yeah. Swap your hands.
That was Ben's sound. He might be an alien. His last couple of songs sounded like it. I was looking for some music so the CIA wouldn't arrest me because I don't want them knocking on my door. I'm not a prepper. I'm not ready for this shit, man. I go down to the corner. A lot of things on the corner. Whoa, what's going on, man? It's like a ghost just came up in here. I think my stream's haunted.
Are you a Jesuit? A Jesuit? No. I don't even know what they are.
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Chapter 5: What are the host's thoughts on aliens and their interactions with humans?
I heard a lot of people speculating about them, though. There's a lot of speculation going on. There's this... I listen to a lot of YouTubes. They're aliens? Does Gale? Gale is my go-to expert on Jesuits. There's also a couple other people on YouTube that tell me Jesuits are alien. Let's see. Did she ever say they were alien? I can't even type. I wrote Gale Jesuita Rolawin.
That's not really what I'm looking for. Gale Jesuita. If I look at my fingers, I could type better. I think the aliens are in my brain. Here we go. Whoa. Whoa. She's got something. All right, let me get this through the mix. Hold on one second. I'll go back to a good song for you guys. This here is a sonata. It's in G minor. Sonata in G minor for you. Oh, yeah. I like this one.
I almost don't even wanna play- I will overlay Gael on top of the Sonata in G minor. For you. Actually, this song could also use... Cows. Let's make him some high cows. Here we go. High cows. Oh man, it's a mad cow. Shit. Uh, she has a 19 minute long... 19 minute long video. Alright. Play it. Yo, you a Jesuit? Yo, play that shit. Creepy voice that talks to me every now and then?
I don't even know who you... Who are you? Get out of my head. You CIA or FBI? Jesuit you might be an animal too. You might be like a talking cow. You just fucking with me Yo, play that shit, son. I'm still downloading. It's long, man. I gotta take it. I gotta put it through certain pipes so it sounds better for the home listener.
So we can jam out to this awesome free music here that I hope it's free. I think it is. Osher's been dead for longer than 70 years, but then again did the people- oh fuck man. I don't know. I'm gonna speed it up. Speed it up. Let's go really fast guys, come on! Woo!
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Chapter 6: How does the host incorporate music into the episode?
Okay, let's take it back now. Let's take it back down. Wow. Really jarring. I got this uh, pre-recorded stuff of the- this couple. They found an alien. I'll play that in the background for now. It was on YouTube. I think it was uploaded today. It had 20 hits. It's these people that were courting an alien. It sounded like they were doing it in the start, but they're not. Yeah, you hear that?
Do you hear that? Yeah. Why are you filming? They're really oblivious to like... You know that they were filming. No. What? Okay, I might have heard that, but I'm lazy, okay? I worked all day. This guy worked all day. Okay, where the hell's the flashlight? Should've went for the gun. America, buddy. Sounds American. Gun! Okay. raccoon or something. Might have been a raccoon, bro.
What is it, dude? What is it? What the... What the... What the... That's not the aliens, bro. Those are the guys that fight the aliens. No! Put the flashlight down! Oh. Wow. It's an intense video. Shit's intense.
Chapter 7: What unusual claims are made about Bigfoot and other creatures?
I don't know. I gotta get some more Sonata in me or some other fucking classical music that's free. I got this... I don't even know what this sounds weird. Talk about Bigfoot. Bigfoot? hold up man ah here we go ah this song is lovely it reminds me of the good old days before i was abducted by aliens my anus it wasn't gaping it was nice normal sized human anus and those aliens came along
fucking aliens they sounded like this it's kind of romantic yeah it does does it what what that's bigfoot listen to bigfoot he's he's cooing he's bigfoot cooing It's not a cow. It's Bigfoot. I have pictures, but the camera fell into my anus when the aliens were probing it. I no longer have it. Ever since it's gone. This song is great. Oh, I almost have this over here. Here we go.
A little bit of re-scanning. A little bit of switching around on the board. And we got a report coming in. A report from somebody from somewhere. Oh, there we go. Alright, here we go. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Burke, stop. Go in. ...that the brain-to-brain communications that I've received the past couple days have been from, I believe, Rule 13 and Zack Knight impersonating Brent Spiner.
Brent Spiner, he's data, right? They're safe now, that's good. Massive. Whoa! I thought it was a MacBook Air. That's fucking amazing. How? Tell me. Tell me how. Tell me how. Aliens. Aliens, that's how.
vladimir putin's a great medic and gerard butler's an md and he was also on this ship and he was able to give a lot of assistance to the men that's but it took a lot that's good to know right this it wasn't easy for him he's a highly intelligent man to my horror matthew mcconaughey and jim carrey who had been only yards away from me when the whole was breached had been sucked right out into space i cried out their names hugh jackman was in the same hugh jackman i heard he plays the horn
Just a lot of that going on. Oh, that's... Oh, he whipped it out. Let's slow her down. Let's make her... Gail's getting drunk. All right, Gail. Oh, man. Oh, that's horrible. Man, so that's the story from Gail. She said something. I don't know what she said exactly. I heard about some guy getting stabbed. Man, he got stabbed good. And the person who stabbed him, it's a mystery.
I'll tell you all about it after the commercial break. If that's cool. And today's show is brought to you by, I guess, Bensound. Because I got one of his songs. Cue it up. Play that, too. Because Bensound, he's not really sponsoring the show.
uh adidas is sponsoring us adidas is no they're not i just checked the q card it's not it's not adidas it's not nike nike is not sponsoring us i think i'm sponsoring ben sounds tonight advil advil is not on the sponsorship list Wait. I got a beer in front of me. It's called... It's called Zywik or something. I think it's Poland. It's a Polish beer. It's Zwecki. It's from 1856. Drink that shit.
Drink that shit, man. They're sponsoring us tonight. Zwecki! Zwecki, this is for you! Yeah! That's pretty good. That's decent. That's decent beer. I'd drink it. I guess I am. I am drinking it. Um, let's see. Can I check? Can I check who else sponsored me today? I could check it. Gels. Nike! They're making shoes for aliens! They have alien shoes? They're called Nike Alien Space something.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts does the host share before concluding the episode?
So we destroyed all of the Jesuit space fleet. But in the process of doing that, they damaged Church of Gale. This was like a suicide mission. So Brent and Vladimir were heroes. In fact, we were getting so close, I knew something must be wrong. And I shouted from Vladimir, wondering what was going on. The tip of our tower was headed straight into the port orifice of the Jesuit warship.
I braced for impact. She's dying. Are you okay, gal, man? The Jesuits are poisoning you. I thought for sure this had been a suicide mission, and I prayed. Just then, the warp engines engaged. Deep space. Screams? Screams? Oh man. Do it Vlad! I love that she talks about data. You have to increase speed.
In just moments, our warp speed jumped a little higher, then a little higher, and I smiled as the shockwaves shriveled behind us. We had beat them in that awful Jesuit warship. Our success lasted only about 30 minutes. After that, we had lost all power again, and our church had ground to a dead halt. After some time, Vladimir made his way down to my position and explained our success.
I heard there was some Bigfoot news coming through. Bigfoot might have been spotted. Florida. Oh, man. All right, let me get this. Vladimir and Brent Spiner gathered all the men to the escape pods, and they made sure that every man went in there first before they did. Wow. That's disgusting, gal. That's fucking... Ugh! Woo! This is, uh, Tickopia by Kevin Macleod.
Alright, well... That was my first hour. It was pretty much an hour. Thank you for all the sponsorships. Sponsors were awesome and amazing and stuff. Uh... They're really gonna help the future of the show. Ah! Yeah, that was like them taking the money out of me. Oh. Hey. Oh, man. Ugh. Ugh. Okay, uh... Probably gonna get out of here. Thanks, Gail. Thanks, Bob Sounds. I think that was your name.
Thank you, Bzweki. Thank you, voice in my head, you fucking crazy. I don't know what the fuck that was. Alright. Don't get your teeth pulled out. Keep your ass closed to aliens. Getcha.
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