Chapter 1: What is Bitburner and why is it mentioned?
And we're recording live and recording and We're gonna we're gonna start this off with some Bitburner Bitburner you're gonna love my nut Super loud. Super. My levels. I need to fix my levels. Linguini. My numbers. I gotta fix my numbers. Alright, I'll get my numbers in. you know you're gonna love my nuts
Chapter 2: What big news about dragons is shared?
Just bang it. Cockles. Rated G. Wow. You're going to love the nuts, definitely. So, big news. Big, big, big flying news today. I saw some fucking dragon flying over the Verrazano Bridge. I shit you not, I saw it. I took pictures.
Chapter 3: How does the host describe the dragon sighting?
Everybody always says they see stuff unidentified in the air. I have proof. P-R-O-O-F. Can't have a house without a proof. It's on my Twitter page. You could see the dragon there. It flew right over a bridge right next to where I live. I'm kind of on the roof right now of a building. That's why you don't hear the sewer going on. I'm going to go back down to the sewer a little bit later.
Chapter 4: What evidence does the host provide for the dragon sighting?
But I got some pictures of this fucker flying over the bridge. He went past my window. He went, like, he was far away. But, yeah, if you go to look me on Twitter, slash Nick the Rat, you'll see it there. I wouldn't shit you like that. I would not do that to anybody. It's crazy, too, because NASA sent this satellite into orbit, I guess. It's close by. They call it the W-1st.
They say it's the Wide Field Infrared Survey Telescope, but they're lying.
Chapter 5: What is the connection between NASA and the dragon sightings?
It's the Wyvern. Wyvern Field Infrared Survey Telescope. They're looking for dragons, man. They're here. Fucking dragons are here. They're trying to... trying to cover it up because they're scared people are gonna go crazy but i saw them it was pretty quiet too it it it started off like it was like a i heard that noise so i look out and i see this thing flying i grabbed my phone
Luckily, the lights were reflecting off of it. My flash was not going to hit it. It was not.
Chapter 6: What strange noises are being reported in Oregon?
But we got pictures of this. We're going to bring it to light of day and expose NASA for what they are doing. Man. I think that's why they want to get into the San Bernardino's there. The iPhones that they had, I think they had pictures of dragons. The, those terrorist people, man, maybe they're, they're like ISIS dragons. I wouldn't fuck with an ISIS dragon. That would be really scary.
But I think that's why they're trying to get into those iPhones, those shooters. They probably have evidence that we don't know about.
Chapter 7: How do the guests react to the dragon theory?
And they're trying to keep it under wraps. All right, I'm going to get off the roof. But yeah, go check those pictures out and let me know what you think. And if you ever hear anything in the sky, I got other news. I know they're here. I got proof. I'm proving to you tonight that dragons are here and it's NASA cover-up. But first, we're going to listen to Flowers of the Meadow.
Flowers of Meadow by Little Light. Flowers of Meadow by Little Light.
Chapter 8: What conclusion does the host reach about the dragon phenomenon?
It should be good. I think you'll like it. Thank you. Wow, this song is pretty cool. Back in the sewer. Are you talking to me? Uh, wow. Whoa, hey. I got off the roof. I'm not going to get fucked up by no dragons tonight. So I heard this noise, and apparently it's being reported all over. Somewhere in Oregon, there are people that hear this also.
Let me see if I can find this for you guys and play it for you so you know if you ever hear this. You could duck and cover or sit and roll. I'm not too sure what they would call it, what it is which you do.
but uh yeah let me let me get this up for you one second here this one is really loud so i don't want to play that one i gotta find i gotta find a better one for you here we go uh yeah here and here here's a good one yeah yeah let's do this one shouldn't be too loud
range noise in forest grove is getting a lot of attention today one of its coming from something off of gales creek road yeah it's not just strange it's really annoying actually and the neighbors have no idea if it's a warning or something else so we sent brent weisberg to get answers about what's happening it's dragons right stop kidding yourself man neighbors in the forest grove neighborhood have no idea what this mystery sound is but they agree on three things dragons dragons and dragons
There it is. That's what I heard. Well, no shit, they're dragons! Dragons! It's coming 45 degrees onto your face! It's gonna eat you! Three. Three. I blame Facebook for the dragons. They hear that they can get exposure. And they're coming out. They're howling. They're whistling. It's crazy, though. Because this noise was heard in a lot of places. But, um... Is that it? No, that's really not.
There's other places that they heard it. Like 2009, they first heard it. But I'll play that one for you in a little bit. There's also this guy. He wants... I don't get it, man. People are falling in love with dangerous shit. This guy wants to release rattlesnakes. Back into the wildlife. And he's just like, it's okay. It's that goddamn garbage truck again.
If I can only find out where that guy's coming from, it would be really great. But anyway, listen to this dude. I'm Tom French. He's in love with the snakes. I'm an assistant director within the Massachusetts Division of Wildlife. I'm responsible for Mass Wildlife's Natural Heritage and Endangered Species Program. Rattlesnakes have always been here. Not always. They haven't fared very well.
It's one of our most imperiled species in the state and actually the one that has declined the most. Good. They want to kill you? What good do they do? They've been persecuted at times. Their habitat has been fragmented. Rattlesnakes undoubtedly are in deep peril in Massachusetts. I want a belt. I want a rattlesnake belt. Mass Wildlife's role in all of this is it is our mission
Our statutory responsibility to... To kill people with snakes and let the lizards take back over the earth. This is the prophecy, man. I'm telling you, these whistle noises that we're hearing. Our proposal to release rattlesnakes on an island in Colombia falls out of really the necessity of having at least one place in this state
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