Best of Ocho being Freaky Part 1: Showing off his SEX TOYS, Getting his girl SNATCHED by a Zoe, FREAKNIK memories

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Unknown 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Unknown 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Unknown 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:37
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Cobi Jones 0:47
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments.
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 1:02
I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 1:17
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness.
Stacey Dales 1:43
Delivering happiness.
Unknown 1:45
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Chelsea Handler 1:52
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 2:01
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much.
Stacey Dales 2:11
I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 2:22
I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Disgraceland, I tell the stories behind music's biggest names, the moments that changed music history forever. Sonic Youth was cool, but was the band cooler than the couple on the cover of their album, Goo? Cool enough to escape the glare of the international paparazzi? Cool enough to escape murder? Disgraceland is part of the Exactly Right Network. Listen to new episodes every Tuesday, bonus episodes Thursday, and rewinds on Sunday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Man, it's more disappointment. I'm not mad. I'm disappointed because I should have known better. You hear me? I got to stop. I got to stop. I got to stop thinking and thinking with my heart, Joe.
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 3:23
I got to start thinking with my mind.
Unknown 3:25
You hear me?
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 3:25
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. So it was a young lady. Hey, let me tell you a little story.
Unknown 3:29
Tell her. Tell her.
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 3:30
Tell her. I'm listening. Hey, Joe, I ain't really no story time type dude. You hear me?
Unknown 3:33
Go ahead.
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 3:34
Go ahead. You know, I'm going to share a little story. Sophomore. I was a sophomore in high school, Miami Beach Senior High. You know, there was a young lady. You know, I was dating, you know? And she was one that I wasn't supposed to get serious about. I needed to understand the landscape in which she come from. I needed to understand the way she maneuvered. And Joe and I was blind to the fact. I was like Ray Charles, you know? My homeboy, they were telling me like, boy, that ain't that.

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