Chapter 1: What video has divided the internet and what are the reactions?
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen.
We don't care where you hear it.
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Chapter 2: What insights do Shannon Sharpe and Chad Johnson share about sports?
I think he can go 50%. Man, y'all seen Steph warm up, man, shoot from half court, shoot from the stands. But Ocho, he got to make at least – he's going to have to make at least four. Yeah, look, look, three for 10 is great from half court. Hell yeah! Two for 10. The hell? You're shooting for 50 feet. I don't see Shaq. I got Shaq making five out of 10 free throws.
Now, if you say give Shaq, if you say, okay, Steph, shoot from the corner three, That's too easy. That's too easy. That's too easy. That man probably going to go. He could do that blindfold. He might not miss one. Yeah, he go. It'd be at least nine for 10, shit. Here's the second one. Let's take a listen. Yeah, family. What's up? Onk, Ojo, and still King Iso. What it do? Ford City, Arkansas.
Hey, listen, what y'all think about this? I think the Lakers should trade for Mitchell Robinson. I think he'll be a perfect center for Luka and LeBron. And I think we should sign and trade Austin Reeves for some more better wing 3 and D guys. What y'all think?
Man, I like Mitchell Robinson, but that damn free throw, that free throw game that teams play, it's going to be hard for him to gain a rhythm. They're going to always keep him out of the game, bro. If he don't work on them free throws and get that down, he going to always, and he foul prone too. Yep. That's why he can't play late in the games. Hold on.
He just said two, three and D guys, and you let Reeves go. Where you get your scoring from? Luka LeBron. LeBron going to be gone. Well, he was saying trade Luka, basically keep LeBron, sign Mitchell Robinson, so now you got three and D guys. You mean trade Austin? Yes, yes, yes, Austin Reeves. Yeah. Yes. Damn. Lakers going to have some decisions to make. Here's the third one. Yes, sir.
First, I want to show y'all something. Nice little collection there, boy.
You can let me know if I'm completely wrong about this, but when we hear conversations with Kobe about top five, top ten, top three, whatever it is, the analysts never bring up how he's second in all-time defense, third most assists for shooting guards, one of only three players to win back-to-back without a top 75, and he was the first player with 30,000 points and 6,000 assists.
I mean, those never get brought up when we talk about Kobe. Well, look, they talk about Kobe didn't have a top 75, but that damn Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom, them boys was hell, you know, when they went to back-to-back finals. So, I mean, Kobe wasn't never out there by himself, man. He had some help. You know what it is? It's like with Tom Brady, and they don't want to give his receivers credit.
They don't want to give Edelman. They don't want to give Amendola. They don't want to give Deion Branch. And they just talk about where Randy Moss and Gronk. You have to understand, every top receiver was not going to be able to play in that system. Everybody can't go have what top – Ocho, you – Let Ocho explain it.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts discuss the impact of social media on athletes?
Y'all putting on for the South. OutKast said South got something to say, and y'all saying it. Quick question, no PC stuff, but can you explain why Lamar didn't win the 2024 MVP? I think that would go down as the craziest upset in sports, honestly. But can you please give me a take on that?
Ocho, can you please explain the difference between a low-level receiver and a high-level receiver when it comes to route running? What's the art of it? Iso, man, hey, still, dog, much love. But I know you didn't play with John Wall, but I know you played against him. Do you have any takes or opinions about him? He's my favorite player.
I just want to know from your insight because he was on the court with him. Appreciate it, and thank y'all.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and...
Well, we were thinking of originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down?
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Chapter 4: What are the key moments from the recent NBA games discussed?
I think for me, honestly, A low-level wide receiver is one that needs a scheme to be able to, it has to be schemed open. One where an officer coordinator and job, I think it's a little bit more difficult in trying to find ways to get him open. You know, having to condense his splits, put him in motion, put him in bunch, you know, to kind of hide him away from,
some of the things that he's not strong at. I think high-level route runners or high-level receivers, they don't really need much help. You know, when you got the habit, you can line them up on the left, you can line up on the right, and say, I need you to get open. Make my job easy for once. Make my job easy for one. Devontae Adams, Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson, JSN.
Those are players, obviously, play within a scheme. But also, Officer Cornet can sit back and relax and say, you know what, on this play, I'm going to line you up right here. I need you to go get me that money. I need you to get it. And they can get it. Every receiver cannot do that. I guarantee you. They can't. Hey, for me, I played against John Wall.
But if you get a chance, you gotta go to YouTube, look up the three-on-three there. It was me, John Wall, and we had D-Wade's son on our team. We played against Jalen Brown, Ben Simmons, and they had some other guy. We played three-on-three. Chris Johnson hosted a, it wasn't that he hosted, he had a three, we played three-on-three one day because he trained all of us when I was out in LA.
And this one particular day, we all came in, he was like, we're gonna play three-on-three. And me and John Wall was on the team. We ran through them boys. But John Wall, bro, his ad living throughout that whole three-on-three game, you got to hear him. You got to hear him talk. He funny as I don't know what. A hell of a competitor. Great dude. I enjoyed that time that we had.
But, yeah, I mean, he a great player. Hey, Joe, you know, John playing tomorrow. You know, I'm going to be a guardian, man. He playing in that game with you? Yeah, John Wall, hold on, it's a few more, it's a few, I think three other NBA players, hold on. Okay. Yeah, John finna get this work, though, bro. Okay. Yeah, he finna get this work. I'ma be looking for some footage now.
Oh, you gon' see it. You gon' see it, because I'ma be in his shirt. Okay. You know, I don't play, you know how most of the time you play basketball, everybody continues to retreat, they retreat, retreat. I ain't retreating shit. You picking up. Man, I'm picking up 94 feet, what? Like OKC. Man, sitting in the chair. Yeah. Sliding them puppies. OK. Now you get around me if you want to.
I'll say it again. Wimpy the alien, but OKC is the MIB. Yeah. Yeah. Bron should go to the Spurs. It would be a perfect fit. He would bring championship experience that they need. He could also go to the Wolves. Nah, I mean, I'd rather him go to the Wolves than the damn Spurs. Come on, man. No, they got a nice young nucleus. You know, everybody can't play with Bruin, man. We just keeping it 100.
Bruin need shooters. Yeah, yeah. If you going to let him handle the ball, he need shooters. Yeah, yeah, because, look, you bring Bruin over there with Castle and I, that ain't going to work, bro. Nope. Hey, Joe. What's up? Who was number nine for the Pelicans? I don't know. I don't think it's Trey Murphy or who's the other one? Yeah, I can't. The point guard from the Clippers. DeAndre Jordan?
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Chapter 5: What personal stories do the hosts share about their experiences in sports?
It ain't, bro. The Thunder was a better team. Especially the last two games, they were the better team. Yeah. That bitch, you get 76 points from your bitch? Your bitch outscored your starters? That never happens. Yeah. Never. No, we gotta give him credit. Oh, you know what? I got one too. Go ahead. Go ahead, Ocho. What'd you say?
Hey, the song about men, men making songs about cheating, Mario Winans, I Don't Wanna Know. Yeah. I don't wanna know if you playing me, keep it on the low. Yeah. Cause my heart can't take it. He can't take it, John. Hey, okay. Y'all know what? Yeah, yeah. Just finished the pod with you and DC. Great episode. Just wanted to say you're on Rogan and Theo's Hill. My top three. Nightcap, JRE, Theo.
No cap, love. Appreciate that, man.
Yes, sir.
Y'all had a great time with DC. He's a great guy. Man, DC is unbelievable. Just to sit down and have a conversation with, man. He loves sports. Yeah. Obviously, you know, he's one of the foremost authorities in being able to because he can talk. He can talk. A lot of guys can, you know what I'm saying, Ocho? You know, a lot of guys might have played a particular sport, but they can't talk it.
Yeah. He can talk it. Like a lot of people can train, but they can't train you. Right. A lot of people can, but they can't coach you. I played the game. I ain't got the patience. But a lot of people can't translate what they did and impart that wisdom on you. He can talk it. He did it. He's a coach. Mm-hmm. Ocho, I need your top six medium full cigars.
Iso need permanent employment for nightcap and up. It's Kobe over Braun. One, two, three, five, one team, no jumping ship.
Mm-hmm.
Let me see, my top five cigars right now. For one, I'm gonna go with my own, 85 cigars, obviously. My second is my favorite, my favorite go-to, Jaime Garcia. Okay. Right, 60 gauge. My third would probably be the Andalusian Bull, LFD, I think it was Cigar of the Year, maybe 2015, if I'm not mistaken. My fourth would probably be the Lunatic.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts address questions from their audience?
Yeah, I think Ray Allen came up. Did Ray Allen come up? Yes, he did. Yeah. Yeah. But, oh Joe, Joe, if it didn't happen yesterday, it didn't happen in social media eyes. Spurs can win every game unless the refs have something to say about it. I mean, say about it. Hey, that was a good one. I don't think the refs were the issues tonight. I think the depth of the thunder was the issue tonight.
Yeah. But I get what you're saying, Zay. Oh, it's okay. Y'all shout out my baby boy Joshua on his graduation today. Proud. Doesn't even begin to express how I feel. Appreciate it.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and... Well, we were thinking of originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
Oh, wow. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between-songs banter. Where does your group perform?
We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Psych, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice.
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Chapter 7: What advice do the hosts give about handling pressure in sports?
And I'm speaking, you know, Braun, D-Wade, Melo, because I played with these guys in USA in 2000, 2006, 2005, 2006. So I spent a lot of time with those guys. And, you know, we played in several. If I made seven here, y'all know they was in all seven of them. So we had a good time. So what's that, three, four guys? Who else?
Probably, I'm probably missing somebody, but I'll probably throw Paul Pierce in there, considering the fact that I was somewhat his rookie and to be able to be an all-star with him. You know, at that time, I thought that was pretty special for me. So, yeah, those guys were, they pushed me, man. They made me better. What you want? What you want? Quarterbacks?
Because I played with my team one year. I had Tom Brady as my teammate. Peyton Manning was my teammate. Elway was my teammate. Marino was my teammate. Bruce Smith was my teammate. Thurman Thomas. Derrick Thomas. Rod Woodson. Ed Reed. Not Ed Reed. Ray Lewis. Jonathan Ogden. Bruce Matthews, Will Shields, Damani Dawson. Junior Seau, Cortez Kennedy. Man, I had some hell of an all-star teammates. Man.
Ocho, you went every year, but Peyton and what you call him was there? Tommy. Peyton and Tom? Tom, yeah. Shoot, Ray. Shoot, Ed. Ed, Ed. Troy Palamalu. Yeah. And that's a hell of a feeling, bro, to be amongst the greats, the best to play the sport at that time, and you a part of that. That's a hell of a feeling, bro. That's a hell of a confidence booster too. Oh yeah. Let you know you belong. Man.
What's up, Uncle Ocho? ISO went crazy, but damn, I got pillow softer than Chet. Yeah, he got to step it up, bro. He got to be a little more demonstrative as far as asserting himself in these games. Because it's like he just kind of floating, for real. Yes. Yeah. I'm a new fan due to my best friend Roderick. He's a super loyal nightcap fan. Can y'all give him a 30th birthday shout out?
And please, I want to surprise him on that road. Thank you for all the laughs, lessons, and drinks. Absolutely, absolutely. So Roderick, happy 30th birthday, man. Your best friend, man. He wanted you to thank you for introducing him tonight, Cap. And we want to thank you for introducing him tonight, Cap. So on your 30th birthday from us, Iso, Ocho, and Unk, happy 30th birthday. The Big 3-0.
No more 20s for you, bro. Man, it's a wrap. You know what they say in them 30s. It's time to get dirty. I heard Ocho want to lose some money in CeeLo. Iso, I'm going to grab that for you. Yeah, hey, come on, come on, come on, Playboy. You know I'm Matt. Huh? Make it light on yourself, baby. Yeah. Huh? I'm going into my freshman year at FAMU. I've had stigmatism since I was a kid.
Sometimes it's hard for me to talk to girls. What can I do to fix this? And you supposed to talk to me, you supposed to ask me that, what you mean? You going to FAMU, you know what you gotta do. What you gotta do? Huh? What you gotta do? Look in the mirror, that's where you started, you started in the mirror. Work on what you wanna say in the mirror first.
Build up the confidence, because it's all about confidence. If you ain't got no confidence, just scrap the whole plan. I don't think, stigmatism is with the I. Now, he might have a lisp or he might have a stuttering or a speech impediment. Yeah. But, okay, just for the sake of art, let's just say I'm thinking he wants to say it's hard for him to talk to girls.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts celebrate special moments in their lives?
Yeah. Hey, the only thing, hey, I have a thing full of knives and spoons and forks. Yeah, yeah. Ain't no dishes in there.
I so love the show and just want to see if I can get my cousin Willie the third my cousin Willie the third and my aunt Dion both turning 39 also a special shout out to my dad Eddie also Willie the third Dion happy birthday happy happy birthday cousin and uncle on the same day damn 39 okay that'll work and a special shout out to my dad Eddie dad What you got going on? Eddie. Eddie.
That completes this episode of Nightcap. The Thunder go to a game three, go on the road, snatch back home court, thanks to a 123-108 victory over the San Antonio Spurs. They get 76 points. That's right. The OKC Thunder got 76 bench points. Their bench outscored their starters. Jalen Williams had a career high, 18 points. Jared McCain had a career high. 24 points.
And Shea Gill just got it going in the second half, and he was sensational. And they win going away, 123 to 108. We'll see. If the Spurs can bounce back, they're going to really need this game for, and they're going to have to play four great quarters of basketball. Because the one thing about the Thunder, they won't go away. They'll keep coming, they'll keep coming, they'll keep coming.
And you got to play your best basketball for 48 minutes. And sometimes it might take 58 minutes, as it did in game one, to get this victory. Thank you guys for joining us. Y'all know who I am. I'm your favorite uncle. And there's the guy that's wearing the king hat. That's him, the Liberty City legend. The Bengal, Ring of Fame. Fake ass king. Hello. Come on, man.
Damn.
He's a former All-Pro and a Pro Bowl player. That is Chad Ojosiko Johnson. And the smooth shooting guard, seven-time NBA All-Star from the Atlanta Hawks, University of Arkansas alum. That is Iso Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit the subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap Podcast feed wherever you get your podcasts from. Thank you, guys.
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