Nightcap Hour 3: Ultimate Date Night + World Athletics Relays + Position-less NBA draft

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Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy? Not quite! On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between-songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Life is full of hurdles, so how do you keep going? On Hurdle with Emily Abadi, we're talking with the most inspiring women in sports and wellness, from professional athletes, coaches, and Olympic champions, about the challenges that shape them and the mindset that keeps them moving forward.
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At our level, at this scale, being able to fail in front of the entire world, like I can do anything. I can do anything. Listen to Hurdle with Emily Abadi on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
Justin Ho 1:02
Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source today. the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
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Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year.
Joe Johnson 1:54
Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth.
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Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms. So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hip since high school. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast, we're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Well, they had a BOGO. Well, then you got them. Listen to Soccer Moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Iso Joe Johnson 2:39
All right. It's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Before we get to our super chat, we got four video voicemail from our Discord. Let's take a listen. Oh. Ocho, and still King Iso. Hello. Is there a woman from your past that you later realized you let get away? Perfect for you and everything that you dropped the ball on. Hey, listen. I may have let one or two get by. I may have not been ready, okay? I feel like I've had, you know, I've had a couple decents in my day, Uncle Ocho. But hey, it must not been meant to be, okay?
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 3:39
Yeah.
Iso Joe Johnson 3:40
You can't be mad at God. We say trust God and everything, but when women get away, we don't trust God now. I said, what that mean? Fact, fact. You know, sometimes you, there's an old proverb that says you measure 10 times And cut once as opposed to cutting 10 times because you measured once. Hello. Of course. Of course. Had I known then what I know now, that's the thing about hindsight. It's a magnificent science. It's perfect. Because you know today what you didn't know yesterday.
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 4:27
Mm-hmm.
Iso Joe Johnson 4:28
So yes, but it happens. And at the time, you don't think about like you letting something good go. Cuz all you know is that, hey, you're arguing, you're setting your way, she's setting hers, everybody's trying to prove a point.

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