Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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13th spooky you know I love my spooky stuff Halloween's my favorite holiday but I love to talk about you know all the spooky goings on so in honor of this pseudo holiday I know it's not really a real holiday but Friday the 13th I'll be throwing it back to some of our democrat friends worst most unlucky moments. I've also got an eerie tinfoil hat series.
I'm giving you my Mount Rushmore of scary movies and I'm blind reacting to some of the guys' videos or we've got like a Marco Rubio blind react meme game for you. And I've got some questions if we have time. So put your phones on, do not disturb. Scrolling with Haley starts right now. You know what's unlucky? When you're on TV for about four minutes, and in those four minutes, you fart.
So this is unlucky Democrat number one, Eric Swalwell, letting it rip on live television. Watch.
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Chapter 2: What are some of the Democrats' unluckiest moments?
I've been saving up. I've been waiting for you to call on me. I'm waiting in the wings. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm running for governor. I'm going to fart harder for Californians. Kamala Harris was ready to fart hard for all of her Democrats and all of the liberals and all that. And President Autopen gave us so much material. Right. When I was thinking of all the unlucky things.
He comes to mind, right? And what's unlucky about aging in the public eye is that everyone catches your senior moments on their phones, on their cameras, and we get to relive them all. So unlucky Democrat moment number three, Joe Biden. This is the first Joe Biden video of maybe a few, watch. Classic moment, classic moment. He trips once, he trips twice, he trips a third time.
Dust your feet off, dust yourself off, Mr. President. He's got his mask on too. Maybe if Joe Biden didn't have the mask on, maybe it was distracting. Maybe, I don't know, pick a struggle, right? If you can't breathe, maybe the oxygen wasn't getting to his brain. I don't know. But I love when Joe Biden falls.
Well, I don't love when he falls, but I love that when after he falls, he's always got to prove to everyone that he's a-okay. So anytime he falls, he gets up and then he does a little jig. He does this quick little walk. He's got to prove to everyone that, Yeah, I just fell flat on my face, but have no fear. Have no fear, I am a-okay.
So this is an iconic moment, but this was Joe Biden's first very viral falling moment, but he had a few. There was the Air Force Academy graduation tumble, but this next one takes the cake as the most unlucky Biden moment. Number four, the bike.
I'm not crazy, we got it.
Oh, and he takes the top. Standing up, foot gets stuck. Classic. Classic moment. Foot gets trapped in the little stirrup thing. What are they called? Why can I never think of words when I do this show?
Pedals?
Pedals? Yeah. The little foot thingy.
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Chapter 3: How did Eric Swalwell become a meme on live television?
And I think what stinks is, you know, again, when you're the president of the United States, everyone's got their phones out. They want a picture. They want a video of the president on their phone. And do people go back and look at these things? I mean, I always think to myself, when I go to concerts and I take pictures and videos, do I ever look back at these fireworks? Same thing.
Do I ever look back at these things? No. But I guess when it comes to the president, all right, I guess you wanna have this picture on your phone. Unfortunately for him, though, he's fallen down, he's tripping, and everyone's got every angle of it. So this was the moment, I think, that they said to him, look, Mr. President, it's the beach or nothing.
If you want to do something leisurely, we need you strapped into a Tommy Bahama chair, and we need you to be two inches off the ground. That's it. But Biden didn't just let his feet slip. Sometimes he lets his true feelings slip out. And this time in a town hall with CNN with Don Lemon is unlucky Democrat moment number five. Watch.
You got the vaccination? Yeah. Are you OK? I mean, you see. No, it works. Or, you know, or the mom and dad or the neighbor or when you go to church or when you're. No, I really mean it. There are trusted interlocutors. Think of the people. If your kid wanted to find out.
whether or not there were, there's a man on the moon or whatever, you know, something, or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not. You know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?
What are we talking about? What are we talking about? Well said, Mr. President, spoken like a true quadruple vaxxer. I love how he looks at Don Lemon. And if you bring it up, the lower third on CNN as part of this town hall is about fixing the distrust among the black community when it comes to getting the vaccine.
Who in the black community, who in their right mind is going to go get the vaccine after this?
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Chapter 4: What embarrassing moments has AOC experienced in public?
He's looking at a black man in his eye and says, oh, you got the vaccine? You got the vaccine and you're feeling okay? Well, you look okay. Of course you do. You look okay. President Biden just doing the absolute opposite of what he's supposed to do in that moment. Making people feel like this vaccine is something that they should get if they haven't already.
And my goodness, let me just say, no regrets in not getting this vaccine. No regrets at all. That was a crazy moment. Crazy, crazy moment. And Biden wasn't the only Democrat letting it slip. This time, though, this is a throwback, is Bill de Blasio letting the groundhog slip through his fingers on Groundhog's Day, a fall that that groundhog wouldn't survive.
This is unlucky Democrat moment number six. Watch. Oh man, there's just Bill de Blasio. He's holding the groundhog. I don't know why they gave it to him in the first place, but he's holding the groundhog. It slips out of his hands. And unfortunately, that groundhog went on to die from those injuries sustained by Bill de Blasio dropping it.
Killing an animal is just such a bad look for politicians. I don't care. It doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on. Bill de Blasio on the Democrat side. Kristi Noem on the Republican side. Once you kill an animal, it all goes downhill from that point on. And I'd also say your day goes downhill after you shit your pants, allegedly.
Here is Jerry Nadler with an alleged poopy diaper waddle in unlucky Democrat moment number seven. So here he is waddling, which he always does, by the way. He always waddles. But this is particularly bad in this clip. He just kind of, he does a little Nadler shuffle. Slowly. Slowly now, Jerry. Don't let it drip.
Slowly.
Please yield to the distinguished hero. Just slowly inching away. He had to go to the bathroom real quick. I can't really think of another instance that would make you waddle like that off very slowly during a live press conference.
I hear we have the real version of that video. You want to see it real quick?
Yeah, I do. He lets it rip. Thankfully, they all have their masks on. Nancy, put your mask back on. Put your mask back on. She doesn't want to trap it in her mouth. Oh, man. No, that probably was the real version. That wasn't the AI version. That was real. You know, I haven't pooped my pants in like a few decades, so I don't remember. Thank you.
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Chapter 5: What unfortunate incidents have involved Joe Biden?
We cannot sustain. Oops. Was that my? Oh, goodness. That's all right. All of you know who I am.
True, the plaque had a sense of humor. The president of the United States plaque just fell right off of the podium with President Obama at the time at the helm there. And the plaque probably said, you know what, you may be president right now for not for long. This is an omen.
And these unlucky Democrats had maybe something else on the brain while they were on national television talking about the insurrection. This is unlucky Democrat moment number nine.
Watch. If they believe Donald John, Donald John Trump. incited the erection, insurrection against the United States. We're gonna talk about outrageous things that have happened or things that have never happened. Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection and maybe that too. Yeah, you can talk about that too, I guess.
Oh my gosh. I love how she laughs too. She knows in the moment, oh, I messed up. Oh, I messed up. There were so many of these moments too. Adam Schiff also had a erection moment. I don't know why. And they're so obsessed with Donald Trump. They probably do have erections talking about him. I wouldn't be surprised if Donald John Trump incited erections in the Democrats among the Democrat Party.
They can't stop thinking about him. They're just obsessed with him. So I wouldn't put it past him to get maybe aroused by Donald Trump. They get very excited talking about him. This last one just goes to show there is no deed that goes unpunished. And this bleeding heart liberal, she effed around and found out with the wrong crowd in unlucky moment number 10.
So this is an activist who took matters into her own hands to help feed the quote, unhoused residents in Los Angeles. She was severely beaten by a metal pipe by a homeless person. So unfortunately for her, she was trying to feed the homeless in MacArthur Park in Los Angeles. And unfortunately, it came back to bite her. Someone in the chat said, this is why you shouldn't help the needy.
Listen, I'm all for helping the needy and helping the poor. I think we are called to do that. However, There are ways to do it safely. And I think that if you go up to a homeless person, especially in California, who's probably on a crazy amount of drugs, I think that you're putting yourself in harm's way. And I say, again, she's the picture of this woman. She's wearing a mask in 2026.
And I think maybe the homeless man was beating her for that reason. Maybe he was... you know, upset that she was wearing a mask. Maybe he was upset that she called him unhoused, right? Now, I do feel badly that she was beaten. It is unlucky, unfortunate, and she was just trying to do a nice thing, the right thing.
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Chapter 6: What mysterious deaths have occurred among scientists?
Oh, yeah, it was poop. Yeah, it was poop.
The Pooptomic.
Yeah, I forgot about that. Okay. Marco Rubio... He's got a sombrero on. Is this just with the Hakeem Jeffries meme and the Chuck Schumer?
Was he just... Feeling left out of the sombrero memes.
Okay, there we go. Feeling left out. He doesn't look very happy in his sombrero. He doesn't like it. Okay, this one, he looks like he's dressed up as Tim Walls. Tim Walls cosplay. So this is Marco Rubio when he needs to fix Minnesota.
Basically, yeah. Take over the governor of Minnesota.
I love how he's not holding the gun. Just like Tim Walz. Okay, this one is Venezuela. Or is this one the Mexican drug cartels?
This one is Mexican. Marco Rubio when he has to also leave Mexico.
Love it.
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