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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What's up, ninjas? A man was just arrested in Area 51 and the things that he talks about will haunt you. Is time real? Is it being manipulated in any kind of way? Well, we're about to find out.
Chapter 2: What happened with the recent Area 51 arrest?
Native American folklore has now connected the craters left by meteors to the watchers in the Book of Enoch. It's spicy. And the Major General connected to the UAP disclosures has gone missing. We're going to look into it. Gentlemen.
Chapter 3: How is Native American folklore connected to meteor craters?
Lady. This podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. Watch this or listen. Good job, dude. Good job. Oh, man. Your mother-in-law is coming.
Chapter 4: What mysteries surround the missing Major General?
Today. I mean, tomorrow. Tomorrow. Echo. Echo. Weird. Yeah, there's a little reverb. Yep. Mom's coming to town. I love your mother-in-law. Taking to Disney. She's great. She's a great vibe. Great hang. Great vibe. Did you tell the story about how your prom night on the show or did you just say it out? What do you mean? I don't know.
How Kelsey was like, come over and like have something to eat or whatever after prom. And you're like, it's two in the morning. No, that was like our first hangout ever. That was like the first time like me and Kelsey were like hanging out. I picked her up and we just hung out all night. Oh, I thought it was prom. No, no. I didn't know her mom at all.
Like it was like the first time ever meeting her. And he was at two o'clock in the morning. And I was like, is your mom going to be mad? And she's like, no, he's probably up. I'm like, really? Two o'clock in the morning. And I show up and she's grilling pork chops outside. So funny.
Yeah.
She's the best. Yeah, I know it's also the best. Everyone stops right now and goes and makes a comment on YouTube and Spotify. And Spotify. And we're choosing a winner every single week, randomly choosing a comment, and we're sending you guys some merch, some Ninja merch, a nice box of merch. So all you got to do is like the video, comment, And follow us.
And you're like, it doesn't really do anything. You guys just want comments. Guys, literally, you can see the spike. When we started doing this giveaway and people started commenting, the views went up. YouTube starts pushing videos that have a lot of comments. And we got a lot of important stuff to say, folks. Absolutely, we do. Some game changer stuff. Life or death. Life or death.
Revolutionary stuff. Guys, we're starting the revolution here and now. Be a part of it. Comment. Start the revolution. Do it. Guys, if we keep saying that, so they're going to stop pushing our videos. And that's why we're not getting viewership is because we keep saying these things. You guys had 1500 comments that said, I'm starting the revolution with you.
That's why we didn't push your content. Oh, man. Man, it feels good to be the back in the van with the family. Good to be the back in the van with the family. Man, it feels good to be the back in the van. Where have we been? Oh, I don't know, but it feels weird, right? I guess you missed last episode with Mr. Justin Starr. I did. Starr. We kind of look like we're matching, like very tonal.
You and me. Very earth-old, dude. You and me. Tonal. Tonally cool. Get me in on that. I went for a comfort vibe today. Oh, you too. Yeah. I went for a comfort vibe today. Ooh. I was like, you don't really... I always wear boots with jeans. That's it. But I'm like, I'm wearing boots with shorts today. That works. And it's comfy. Not just shorts, jorts. Jorts. Boots with jorts. Which I love.
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Chapter 5: What humorous food debate occurs among the hosts?
Oh. They don't have corn dogs there, do they, on Main Street? I think it's a Disneyland thing. Apparently, the Disneyland corn dogs on Main Street are dumb. Like, so good. The hot dogs are good. I love corn dogs.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts recount their recent movie theater experience?
I get sick every time I eat one of those. The hot dog? Yeah. I also eat the hot dog. They got the dairy allergy thing, but it's a ridiculous amount of processed meat. So, you know, we've been doing like our relatively eating healthy. I didn't. Exercising, trying to get in shape. Bro, this past weekend, it's like I said, nope. It's not like I said that. I said, nope. Dude, we went to the movies.
I didn't know. I literally had no idea I could consume that much. What'd you get? I had... First off, we went to talk about sneaking into the movie theater. Yeah, dude. Had a grilled cheese burrito. Yeah. And a beefy five-layer burrito. Yeah. And then an entire bag of Snickers.
Chapter 7: What shocking disappearance of a military general is discussed?
And then a whole bowl of popcorn. That's crazy. Did you do... Please do the calorie count on that. I mean, it had to have been 8,000 calories. He threw it up. No, I didn't. I held it in. You threw up. No. You did throw up that night violently and it was stinky. I don't remember that. I threw up a lot. Yeah. It's okay. It's completely normal.
I came in and I rubbed your back and you were like, I'm fine. I'm fine. Kelsey always comes in and just brings like a wet, like cold, wet towel. How often do you guys throw up? I have acid reflux.
Chapter 8: How do the hosts connect various disappearances to conspiracy theories?
Sure. But not as much as I used to. Every time I do it, she does it. I don't know. Like, I don't think it's like a lot. It's just whenever I do, it's like, that's what she does for me. She's a nice wife. Paige tells me, be quiet. You're too loud. Whenever it happens to me. Cause I'm like one of those.
Andy, I feel like your poor wife can't help but do something because it sounds like you need to be proud. I still haven't heard it. Josh's impression is actually spot on. That's exactly what it sounds like. I literally have no idea how you accomplished the act of throwing up while making that sound. When he did that in the woods in Tennessee, it was the funniest thing ever. Oh, man.
Just dead quiet.
Mom!
Even Bigfoot was like, what is that? I know. Is that your bachelor? I didn't know what was going on. No, that was when we went to... I might have been asleep. I go to sleep before everybody at all those things. You guys were asleep. Our children were awake, though. In middle school, though, I threw up every day. Yeah. And then my parents were like, yeah, we got to not do this anymore.
So they brought me to gastro whatever. Like, if you keep doing this, they're like, you will get cancer in your esophagus. Yeah, which is the worst kind. They're going to, like, stretch your throat out and stuff. But then you could probably sound like that. Yeah, maybe. Your brother Taylor throws up every morning, Madison told me, because he brushes his teeth. He always gags on his teeth.
He always goes... Dude, I do that, but like, it's the, it's the, when you're supposed to like brush your tongue. Yeah. Don't go so far, Taylor. Don't go so far. Just do the teeth. I never brush my tongue, truthfully. You're supposed to, because it really does like, it's apparently that's what will cause a bad breath too.
But dude, every time I do it, even it's like, even it's like right there on the center, like center. I can't, I gag. I'm like, this is the worst. Have you ever tried a turkey call? Like a diaphragm call when you put it in your mouth? I don't think so. Yeah. I don't think. Dude, I've been practicing in my yard. My neighbors have to think I'm crazy. Do you forget to wear tickles into your nose?
No, it's not my nose, but I'll get like a couple like, and then the vibration hits the back of my palate, my tongue. So it's like, I can't ever go in the woods with this. But, yeah. Those things would always tickle my nose. Like, it would, like, vibrate in here. I'd be like. I gotcha. Wait till Noah. Tickles my nose.
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