Flakko Exposed!? Pooh Sheisty Going to Prison! Offset SHOT & Told on Tjay?!

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Lush One 0:00
shout out to everybody who is tuned in i present to you another episode of the legendary no jumper show featuring lush one who is stealing my sauce by rocking hellstar hellstar twins yeah we both got the same edgar's hooking us up with with the good hellstar allegedly i don't know where they get it You know where they get it from. I don't. You think it's fake? It's all real.
Spody Face 0:25
That downtown alley. It's all real.
Lush One 0:28
Don't slime the homies out like that. I've never seen Josh's eyes get that big. That's loss of swap meat.
Unknown 0:34
That shit all real.
Lush One 0:36
That's loss of swap meat. Yo, my mic is so loose it's about to fall apart and just land all over my lap. Anybody got an Allen wrench? God damn. It's not like I'm going to be able to fit the Allen wrench in here.
Unknown 0:49
That's that same Michael girl had. She said it was loose.
Lush One 0:51
Bro, this shit is loose cannon, man. God damn.
Unknown 0:55
Shout out to his homie.
Lush One 0:57
Somehow I guess tomorrow I'm going to come in here and I'm going to do an interview and it's still going to be loose. But anyway. Damn, all right. So I'm a fake Hellstar guy. That's fire. I'm hyped. It's real. I don't like this narrative that they're cooking. Nah, it's probably Cap. They're probably lying, right?
Munchie B 1:14
Yeah.
Lush One 1:14
Of course.
Munchie B 1:15
I get the Boracote.
Lush One 1:16
I get the Boracote. Scan the Boracote.
Munchie B 1:19
Scan the Boracote. For sure, it's Cap. We got cereals and all that. We got cereal numbers. You feel me? Authenticated on the website.
Lush One 1:27
We're scratching the cereal off the Hellstar.
Yeah.
Lush One 1:31
And then in addition to that, next to him, coming straight from, I don't know. My graduation, I graduated from my course today. I was going to say straight from practicing law or something. I don't know. I'm trying to think of what you look like right now. I have a dream today. Ah, there it is. Yes.
Munchie B 1:50
I thought he was going to preach to us for real.
Spody Face 1:52
I like it, man. Got my four children. would live in the nation. They would not be judged by the color of their skin, but the content of their character.
Lush One 2:00
Oh, that's hard. You got bars. Oh, yeah, man. Shout out to Martin Luther. Shout out to him. Man, no, but that suit, like, I was actually thinking, all right, because I watched Casino the other night. And I'm watching, what's his name? Robert Downey Jr.
Munchie B 2:15
De Niro.
Lush One 2:15
Who is it? De Niro. I thought he was about to say Joe Pesci. No, he's a little guy. I can't relate to him. But Joe Pesci is, or excuse me, De Niro is like wearing these fly suits the whole time. And I just kept thinking like, bro, he's making wearing a suit seem so much more fun. Like every time I wear a suit, I'm just feeling fat and sweaty. You don't get him tailored. I mean, his look tailored to hell. You gotta get him tailored. My one suit is tailored, for the record. But anyway, I'm looking at you and realizing you in good shape, so you probably feel pretty good in the suit and tie. I do.
Spody Face 2:48
You know what? It's crazy because when you put on a suit, you feel different. I ain't gonna lie. Especially a person who don't wear a suit. I guess that'd be the same if all you do is wear a suit and you finally put on some street wear. You know what I'm saying? A street apparel.
Unknown 3:01
Imagine how Steve Harvey would feel in some dickies.
Spody Face 3:03
On everything.
Lush One 3:04
Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't even be able to look at him as the same dude if you even saw him wearing, like, athleisure.
Munchie B 3:10
Yeah, even Conan O'Brien, any of those guys.
Lush One 3:13
Definitely. Okay, we're going to talk more about Spodey Faye soon, but then also we got Anne Hefe. What's the S stand for today? Super Anne. Okay, yeah, I figured that, yeah. And then is Munchies Mike connected? Because everybody's freaking out saying it ain't.
Unknown 3:33
Mic check, mic check.
Lush One 3:35
Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to assume they just, like, didn't plug it in.
Unknown 3:37
Am I live? Am I live? Can y'all hear me?
Lush One 3:39
They were doing it in a hurry.
Spody Face 3:42
Give me a chair. Give me a mic. Give me a mic.
Unknown 3:44
Give me a chair. Give me a chair.
Spody Face 3:46
Give me a mic.
Lush One 3:47
Nathan.
Unknown 3:48
Oh, what's the name, boys?
Lush One 3:49
I thought you was hitting us with a Tyson voice for a minute.
Spody Face 3:51
No, that's Jezebel.
Lush One 3:52
No, no, no. She was like, what?
Unknown 3:54
She was like, am I live? Am I live? Can y'all hear me?
Lush One 4:00
They said the ants mic's not working here.

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