No Such Thing As A Bad Movie

Episode #204 - Angels in the Outfield

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I think this should be considered cheating? It's Angels in the Outfield (1994)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email u...

Episode #203 - Just My Luck

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay Lohan and Donald Petrie join forces to make comedy magic. It's Just My Luck (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadm...

Episode #202 - Hot to Trot

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Bobcat Goldthwait and a talkin horse. It writes itself. It's Hot to Trot (1988)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email...

Episode #201 - Marmaduke 2022

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

More Marmaduke! And this time...he's animated! Poorly! It's Marmaduke (2022)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us ...

Episode #200 - Gods Of Egypt

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 200th episode! Celebrate with us as we discuss this awesome Gerry B movie (the patron saint of our podcast). It's Gods Of Egypt (2016)! Supp...

Episode #199 - The Box

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This finished Richard Kelly's career. I can see that. It's The Box (2009)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at ...

#198 - Howard The Duck with JOSH ROBERT THOMPSON

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In a supersized episode, Josh Robert Thompson joins the crew to discuss Howard The Duck (1986)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasa...

Episode #197 - Warcraft

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Orcs. It's Warcraft (2016) ! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] Follow us on ...

Episode #196 - 976-EVIL

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Be careful who you dial...It's 976-EVIL (1988)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmai...

Episode #195 - A Karate Christmas Miracle

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did David Lynch direct this? It's A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuch...

Episode #194 - Reindeer Games

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is it Die Hard in a casino? Or something much more? It's Reindeer Games (2000)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email u...

Episode #193 - Eve of Descruction

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take a look at this Terminator ripoff film. It's Eve of Destruction (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us...

Episode #192 - Spitfire

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Move over Gymkata! It's Spitfire (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at [email protected] F...

Episode #191 - Mary Shelly's Frankenstein

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who needs that new Frankenstein movie when we have this classic? It's Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelly's Frankenstein (1994)! Support us on Patreon! www...

Episode #190 - Alone In The Dark

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We finally look at Mr. Uwe Boll. It's Alone In The Dark (2005)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthing...

Episode #189 - Gooby

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a bizarre children's movie that really should be a horror. It's Gooby (2009)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Emai...

BONUS EPISODE - April Goes To TIFFty

20 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

April discusses the movies she saw at the Toronto International Film Festival 2025. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Ema...

Episode #188 - Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a fun slasher with some uncomfortable psycho sexual themes! It's Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosucht...

Episode #187 - Strays

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We made it to the last dog movie. And now they swear. Great. It's Strays (2023)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email ...

Episode #186 - Show Dogs

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's been called "an uninspired comedy"! It's Show Dogs (2018)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthing...

Episode #185 - Rover Dangerfield

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Rodney as a talking dog! What more do we need? It's Rover Dangerfield (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Emai...

Episode #184 - The Shaggy Dog

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An absentee father gets turned into a dog, and it's the best thing that ever happened to him. It's The Shaggy Dog (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www....

Episode #183 - Snow Dogs

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can Cuba Gooding Jr win over a team of sled dogs? How about a crotchety James Coburn? Find out...in Snow Dogs (2022)! Support us on Patreon! www.patr...

Episode #182 - Airbud: Seventh Inning Fetch

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's nothing in the rule book...oh you know the drill. It's Airbud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthin...

Episode #181 - The Call of the Wild

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harrison Ford loves his CGI best dog friend Buck. It's The Call of the Wild (2020)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Ema...

Episode #180 - Driven

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Stallone vehicle. Get it? It's Driven (2001)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie...

Episode #179 - We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A movie so bad it destroyed a company, but thankfully not Spielberg's reputation. It's We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)! Support us on Patreon! ...

Episode #178 - Reign of Fire

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're fighting dragons in the dreary post apocalypse. It's Reign Of Fire (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email ...

Episode #177 - The Dentist

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our listener requested episode this week is The Dentist (1996)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthing...

Episode #176 - Kangaroo Jack

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A movie known more for it's deceptive marketing than it's content. It's Kangaroo Jack (2003)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasaba...

Episode #175 - Playmobil: The Movie

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We finally do an episode on an animated movie! It's Playmobil: The Movie (2019)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email ...

Episode #174 - Year One

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We enter the Apatow-verse with this misguided and panned historical epic comedy. It's Year One (2009)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosucht...

Episode #173 - Thunderbirds

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about a lot of Thunderbird related things...but not really this movie. It's Thunderbirds (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon....

Episode #172 - Rice Girl

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just a wacky comedy of errors! It's Rice Girl (2014)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovi...

Episode #171 - DOA: Dead or Alive

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We got martial arts, boobs and Eric Roberts. It's DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us a...

Episode #170 - Absolute Aggression

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for another year as we discuss this forgotten DTV action film "starring" Robert Davi. It's Absolute Aggression (1996)! Support us on Patre...

Episode #169 - Hot Frosty

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate the holiday season, we are reviewing a brand new straight to Netflix classic. It's Hot Frosty (2024)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon...

Episode #168 - A Year Without A Santa Claus

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We ring in the Christmas season with this questionable made for TV movie with an all star cast. It's A Year Without A Santa Claus (2006)! Support us ...

Episode #167 - Aline

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are going Francais and talking about a strange Celine Dion unofficial biopic. It's Aline (2020)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/...

Episode #166 - Nothing But Trouble

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome back very special guest and friend Joe Ramoni (from Hats Off Entertainment and Almost Cult Classics Podcast) to talk about a movie he feels...

Episode #165 - Virtuosity

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What could be scarier than a computerized serial killer Russell Crowe? It's Virtuosity (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasab...

Episode #164 - Almost Invisible

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From the depths of Tubi..a movie so baffling, it must be seen to be believed. It's Almost Invisible (2010)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/no...

Episode #163 - Dancin': It's On!

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you just gotta bust a move. Please enjoy our episode on Dancin': It's On! (2015) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmo...

Episode #162 - Pure Luck

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a buddy comedy with...not enough comedy. It's Pure Luck (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuch...

Episode #161 - Jack And Jill

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're seeing double! We close out The Summer of Sandman with Jack and Jill (2011)! Support us on Patreon! http://www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmov...

Episode #160 - Pixels

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Adam Sandler vs Arcade games. What's not to like? It's Pixels (2015)! Support us on Patreon! http://www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email...

Episode #159 - The Ridiculous 6

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's very few jokes in this comedy. It's The Ridiculous 6 (2015)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuch...

Episode #158 - Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is supposed to be the worst Happy Madison of them all. It's Bucky Larson (2011)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie E...

Episode #157 - Grown Ups

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're just hangin out with the boys. It's Grown Ups (2010)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuc...

Episode #156 - Stealth

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This action movie is high octane stupidity. It's Stealth (2005)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthin...

Episode #155 - Cutthroat Island

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a huge summer blockbuster bomb. With pirates! It's Cutthroat Island (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email ...

Episode #154 - Vegas: City Of Dreams

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back in obscure movie town with a very funny supernatural thriller starring one member of Duran Duran. It's Vegas: City Of Dreams (2001)! Suppo...

Episode #153 - Dead Again

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's another one of April's favourites this week as we look at this vanity project from Kenneth Branagh. It's Dead Again (1991)! Support us on Patreo...

Episode #152 - Rumble In The Bronx

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today's listener requested episode we're talkin' bout Jackie Chan on the streets of Vancouver. It's Rumble In The Bronx (1995)! Support us on Patr...

Episode #151 - Inspector Gadget

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're looking at another embarrassing adaptation of a beloved cartoon. It's Inspector Gadget (1999)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthi...

Episode #150 - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the prequel to the beloved (?) live action Flinstones movie! It's The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)! Featuring special guest Joe Ramoni f...

Episode #149 - Theodore Rex

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

One of the worst dino movies we've ever seen. A stain on the genre. It's Theodore Rex (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasaba...

Episode #148 - Gigli

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the famous Bennifer flop. It's Gigli (2003)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gm...

Episode #147 - Action Jackson

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're watching this fun action movie in tribute to the late great Carl Weathers. It's Action Jackson (1988)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/n...

Episode #146 - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the fourth entry in this franchise, but this time we got Loni Anderson, Jim Varney...oh yeah and Hulk Hogan. It's 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mou...

Episode #145 - Green Lantern

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan Reynolds is back AGAIN on this pod...because we all love him so much. It's Green Lantern (2011)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchth...

Episode #144 - Old Dogs

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charming John Travolta and sad Robin Williams are together at last! It's Old Dogs (2009)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmov...

Episode #143 - Jack Frost

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What does this movie have to do with Mr. Show and The Empty Man? Listen to find out! It's Jack Frost (1998)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/n...

Episode #142 - Fred Claus

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A truly depressing trip to the North Pole. It's Fred Claus (2007)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchth...

Episode #141 - Baby's Day Out with JOE RAMONI

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss the slapstick family comedy Baby's Day Out (1994) written by John Hughes! Featuring special guest Joe Ramoni from Hats Off Entert...

Episode #140 - Mindhunters

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You gotta see this bonkers horror/thriller that feels ripped from the pages of the book of Saw! It's Mindhunters (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.p...

Episode #139 - Dracula 2000

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's finally spooky season. We are covering a highly underrated film: Dracula 2000! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Ema...

BONUS - 300 Patron Q&A

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everyone, No new episode this week, unfortunately. So we are releasing a previously patreon only Q&A episode. 90 minutes of us answering questions...

Episode #138 - The Adventures Of Pluto Nash

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is classified as a comedy?! I think they forgot the jokes. It's The Adventures Of Pluto Nash (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosu...

Episode #137 - Chairman Of The Board with PAUL BROWN

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are talking about the infamous Carrot Top movie! And while Justin is busy at TIFF we bring on friend of the show, animation director Paul...

Episode #136 - The Master Of Disguise

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, we finally cover one of the big boys of bad movies. It's The Master Of Disguise (2002)! **We apologize again for Justin's poor audio quality thi...

Episode #135 - The Brain

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Canadian Sci-Fi Horror starring a giant puppet. Set during Christmas! It's The Brain (1988)! **We apologize for the audio clipping in the seco...

Episode #134 - Marmaduke

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This dog certainly is...big. It's Marmaduke (2010)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@...

PREVIEW - The Lawnmower Man Commentary PATREON EXCLUSIVE

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Check out this preview of our 2 hour and 21 minute commentary track for The Lawnmower Man (1991) The Director's Cut! Available exclusively on Patreon ...

Episode #133 - Simply Irresistible

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is one crazy rom-com! We're pretty sure it was created by aliens. It's Simply Irresistible (1999)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuch...

Episode #132 - Congo

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've all been good gorillas so we deserve a martini and a cigar. It's Congo (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Em...

Episode #131 - Bloodmoon

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marvellous night...for a moon dance. Gary Daniels and Chuck Jeffreys kick ass in Bloodmoon(1997)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthinga...

Episode #130 - Send It!

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the exciting world of kite boarding! It's Send It! (2021) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuch...

Episode #129 - The One

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're seeing double! It's multiple Jet Li's in The One (2001)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthinga...

Episode #128 - White Fire

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Robert Ginty wields a chainsaw, and he really likes his sister. It's White Fire (1984)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie...

Episode #127 - John Kincaid Unleashed

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's another martial arts vanity project recovered from the depths of Tubi! It's John Kincaid Unleashed (2017)! Featuring J.J Stomp. Support us on Pa...

Episode #126 - Planet Of The Apes

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all need to know..how'd these apes get like this? And why is Mark Whalberg so boring? It's Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes (2001)! Support us on P...

Episode #125 - Little Man

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

He's the little man...with the big attitude. More CGI horror! It's Little Man (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie E...

Episode #124 - Son of the Mask

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This one almost broke us. It's the cartoony CGI nightmare - Son of the Mask (2005)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Ema...

Episode #123 - X-Men 3: The Last Stand

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's not the worst X-Men movie, but does it really deserve to be ranked so low in the franchise? It's X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006)! Support us on P...

Episode #122 - Mortdecai

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Does anyone remember this self-indulgent farce from 2015? It's Mortdecai! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at n...

Episode #121 - Cecil B. Demented

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are looking at a blind spot for April and Colin. It's John Water's Cecil B. Demented (2000)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosu...

Episode #120 - 2023 Winter Catch Up

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Justin is off sick this week, so April and Colin talk about what they've been watching lately! Lots of new movies and TV shows. No spoilers! Support ...

Episode #119 - Razor Sharpe

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's the kind of movie we love! A vanity picture written and directed by a martial artist! It's Razor Sharpe (2001)! Support us on Patreon! www.patre...

Episode #118 - Hook

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are reappraising this nostalgic classic from the early 90's! Another childhood favourite of April's: It's Hook (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www....

Episode #117 - Deck The Halls

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's one of those Christmas comedies from the 2000's! Raunchy humour and blatant consumerism ahoy. It's Deck The Halls (2006)! Support us on Patreon!...

Episode #116 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas

25 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the #1 movie of the year 2000! Will Colin, Justin and April's hearts be warmed by Jim Carey's antics? It's The Grinch (2000)! Support us on Patr...

Episode #115 - Queen of the Damned

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, we are finally covering this old favourite of April's. How is Stuart Townsend as the infamous Lestat? And more importantly, how awesome is the Nu...

Episode #114 - Nightbreed

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Halloween season rolls along with this strange movie from the twisted mind of Clive Barker! Who knew Cronenberg could be so creepy? It's Nightbree...

Episode #113 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a spooky listener request episode! We are looking at this campy horror movie from the Chiodo Brothers. It's Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)...

Episode #112 - Ernest Scared Stupid

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Starting the spooky season off a bit early this year, it's a horror comedy nostalgic classic. At least for Justin. It's Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)! ...

Episode #111 - Sicilian Vampire

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we return to the ouvre of Frank D'Angelo! He's a vanity filmmaker from Toronto who loves to sing. It's Sicilian Vampire (2015)! Support us ...

Episode #110 - Chappie

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are finally covering that lovable robot...Chappie (2015). Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasa...

PREVIEW - The Wild (2006) Commentary PATREON EXCLUSIVE

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Check out this preview for our exclusive commentary track on Disney's The Wild (2006)! Available on our patreon at the $5 level! Support us on Patreo...

Episode #109 - The Karate Dog

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Animal Month continues as we look into this bizarre children's talking dog movie. From the twisted minds who brought you Deadly Lessons...it's The Kar...