519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Co...
518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic Universe
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Trollope, tantra, chameleon die-offs and Crimean send-offs. Vis...
517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo. Visit no...
516: No Such Thing As Zeno's Harbour
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, Andy, James and Ethan Ruparelia discuss warm blankets, dry beds, and 'going down to the butts'...
515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer Stockbroker
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, Andy, James and Leying discuss Bletchley teas, Thirsk MPs and sailing ships on stormy seas. V...
BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this special bonus episode, Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by ...
514: No Such Thing As A Computer Tower
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and James discuss mangroves, make-up, French waters and Swiss goitres. Visit nosuch...
513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space Rain
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and Stevie Martin discuss flipped moons, reverse-shoplifting, topsy-turvy monorails ...
512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of Soap
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rhys James discuss soap, style, naps and novelists. Visit nosuchthingasafish.c...
511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing Machine
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In Andy's Mailbag Special, Andy, Dan, James, Anna discuss your facts, including underwater cars, ove...
510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice Moss
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In a Christmas special, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pumpkins, panc...
509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog Helicopter
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In a review of 2023, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss crocs, rocks, Ber...
508: No Such Thing As A Dragon Walk
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Goya, wire, dead bacteria and fax hysteria. Visit nosuchthi...
507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth Boxing
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Anne Miller discuss big eyes, big teeth, bean juice, and James Joyce. Visit n...
506: No Such Thing As Jenga Cop
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Heads, Senna, Leas and Toes. Leas and Toes. Visit nosuchthingas...
505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snake bites, starfish bodies, sucking blood and a speaking build...
504: No Such Thing As Captive Willy
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bingeing, beeping, recording and re-introducing. Visit nosuchth...
503: No Such Thing As Meat Cute
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Maisie Adam discuss fizzy drinks, footy bans, evaluating meat and innovating ...
502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and David Mitchell discuss sea turtles, street music, sickly kings and sticky fin...
501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation of unheard material from Dan, James, Andrew and a whole host of guests, recorded over ...
500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna celebrate 500 episodes and discuss cougars, crocs, digits and David. Vi...
499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Lou Sanders discuss skating, shanties, flies and fishing. Visit nosuchthingas...
498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss diamonds, duels and dodgy discussions. Visit nosuchthinga...
497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all...
496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents. Visit no...
495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread. ...
494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snak...
493: No Such Thing As An X
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent discuss algorithms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's. Visit nosuc...
492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and deli...
491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immort...
490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs. V...
489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies. Visit nosuchthing...
488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL. ...
487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton c...
486: No Such Thing As Purplue
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss randy humps, landing bumps, A. Guy (a girl), and the mos...
BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. Visit nosuchthingasafish...
485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Bec Hill discuss millipedes, spiders, odd dolls and terrifying interrogations...
484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brai...
483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra. Visit nosuch...
482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen. Visit nosuc...
481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gab...
480: No Such Thing As President Muffler
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office....
479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and ...
478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss mythical beasts, hungry caterpillars, false geckos, an...
477: No Such Thing As ShatGPT
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Hank Green discuss anserines, aliens, Alaska and Alexa. Visit nosuchthingasa...
476: No Such Thing As Othello's Casio
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, Spice World: the Movie and ...
475: No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall Street
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and John Lloyd discuss misnamed insects, mislabelled body parts, misbehaving pigs...
474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss navigation, colouration, lachrymation and an island nation...
473: No Such Thing As Rice Babies
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Philippa Perry discuss clumsy kings, disciplining elders and Manley Hopkins. ...
472: No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&M
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Athena Kugblenu discuss fast fashion, flash frying, remote repossession and t...
471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island ...
470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian sc...
469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's ...
468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard. V...
467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories f...
466: No Such Thing As Political Moss
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss...
465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs. Visit nosuch...
464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasick...
463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners. Visit...
462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reinca...
461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose....
460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies ...
459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022...
458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christm...
457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for ...
456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rock...
455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris. Visit nosuchthingasafish.c...
454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia. Visit nosuch...
453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie. Vi...
452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips. Visit nosuchthin...
451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre...
450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon. Vis...
449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple...
448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants. Vi...
447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly par...
446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous...
445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and c...
444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a ...
443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing ...
442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions. Visit nosuchthingasafish.co...
441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishap...
440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling. ...
439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders. Visit nosuchthingasa...
438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dang...
437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafis...
436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do ...
435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-...
434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes. ...
433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly ph...
432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a ...
431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, uri...
430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C...
No Such Thing As A Royal Seal
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andre...
429: No Such Thing As Newsbite
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothe...
428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-se...
427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over t...
426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsw...
425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflak...
424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun fo...
423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
22 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial col...