No Such Thing As A Fish
Episodes
55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
03 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture
27 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoo...
53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty
20 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up ...
52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine
13 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of ...
51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat
06 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man...
50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style
27 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna'...
49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
25 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machi...
48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
20 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
14 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum
07 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how t...
45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome
30 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travel...
44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup
23 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
16 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel
09 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material
31 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex an...
41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer
24 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose int...
40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers
19 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.
39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space
12 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Br...
38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel
06 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#g...
37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
28 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldes...
36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie
21 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, tru...
35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie
15 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna ...
34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
07 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in g...
33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken
30 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, ...
32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown
24 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician As...
31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie
17 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his ...
30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music
10 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) ...
29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn
03 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal t...
28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam
26 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework,...
27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth
19 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewhunterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old la...
26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
13 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswo...
25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants
05 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow...
24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
29 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, gia...
23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath
21 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than...
22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter
14 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a...
21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers
08 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) disc...
20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil
01 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bee...
19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew
25 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snai...
18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield
18 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Museum of Curio...
17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium
11 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Andrew Hunter Murray...
16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland
05 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Anne Miller (@miller...
15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin
28 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Pta...
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
26 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish F...
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
25 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the onl...
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
24 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball specia...
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
23 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball speci...
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
22 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - ...
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
21 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special -...
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
20 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball specia...
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
19 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball sp...
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
18 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special...
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
16 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special ...
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
15 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special...
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
15 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special...
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
14 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball speci...
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
13 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball speci...
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
12 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special -...
14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans
07 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski...
13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi
30 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynsk...
12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale
23 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Pta...
11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver
16 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Pta...
10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk
09 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (...
9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'
02 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszy...
8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon
25 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Alex Bell (@alexbe...
7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster
18 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murr...
6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea
11 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Molly Oldfield...
5: No Such Thing As A Kiss
04 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murr...
4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
28 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murr...
3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages
21 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@g...
2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark
14 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Da...
1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish
08 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), J...