No Such Thing As A Fish
Episodes
42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel
09 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material
31 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex an...
41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer
24 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose int...
40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers
19 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.
39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space
12 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Br...
38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel
06 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#g...
37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
28 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldes...
36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie
21 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, tru...
35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie
15 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna ...
34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
07 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in g...
33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken
30 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, ...
32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown
24 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician As...
31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie
17 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his ...
30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music
10 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) ...
29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn
03 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal t...
28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam
26 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework,...
27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth
19 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewhunterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old la...
26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
13 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswo...
25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants
05 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow...
24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
29 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, gia...
23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath
21 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than...
22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter
14 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a...
21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers
08 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) disc...
20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil
01 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bee...
19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew
25 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snai...
18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield
18 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Museum of Curio...
17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium
11 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Andrew Hunter Murray...
16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland
05 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Anne Miller (@miller...
15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin
28 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Pta...
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
26 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish F...
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
25 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the onl...
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
24 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball specia...
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
23 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball speci...
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
22 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - ...
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
21 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special -...
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
20 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball specia...
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
19 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball sp...
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
18 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special...
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
16 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special ...
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
15 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special...
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
15 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special...
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
14 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball speci...
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
13 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball speci...
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
12 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special -...
14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans
07 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski...
13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi
30 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynsk...
12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale
23 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Pta...
11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver
16 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Pta...
10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk
09 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (...
9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'
02 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszy...
8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon
25 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Alex Bell (@alexbe...
7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster
18 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murr...
6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea
11 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Molly Oldfield...
5: No Such Thing As A Kiss
04 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murr...
4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
28 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murr...
3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages
21 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@g...
2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark
14 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Da...
1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish
08 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), J...