128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
26 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spyin...
127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
19 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how th...
126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
12 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all th...
125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
05 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemu...
124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
29 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampoli...
123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
22 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people...
122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
15 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a co...
121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
08 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers...
120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
01 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flims...
119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
24 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl ...
118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
16 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow...
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
09 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, an...
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
02 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robot...
115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
26 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows hold...
114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
19 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Suc...
113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
13 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet o...
112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
06 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and t...
111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
29 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates...
110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
22 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted...
109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
15 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first...
108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
08 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and hands...
107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
01 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers an...
106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
25 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms ...
105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
18 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-re...
104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
11 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian ar...
103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
04 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincte...
102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
26 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arro...
101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
18 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, ro...
100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
12 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, ...
99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
05 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdre...
98: No Such Thing As Planet George
29 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon,...
97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
22 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms...
96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
15 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges...
95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
08 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
01 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-buil...
93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
25 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! ...
92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
18 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing gira...
91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
11 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the ...
90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
04 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great W...
89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
27 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, ...
88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
20 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickna...
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
19 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ...
87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
13 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, w...
86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
06 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornograph...
85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
30 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive ...
84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
23 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and ...
83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
16 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme park...
82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
09 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices,...
81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
02 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what ...
80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
25 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the ori...
79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
18 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, wh...
78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
11 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’...
77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
04 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White Ho...
76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice
28 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo...
75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
21 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested...
74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
14 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only han...
73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
07 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic...
72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
31 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the wo...
71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
24 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should...
70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
17 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic ra...
69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
10 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime ...
68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
03 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porri...
67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
26 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quaranti...
66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
19 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-...
65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
12 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of L...
64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
05 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
29 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Be...
62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
22 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelet...
61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
15 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the l...
60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
08 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the scienc...
59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard
01 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saun...
58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant
24 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Arms...
57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse
17 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato
10 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all m...
55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
03 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and s...
54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture
27 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most point...
53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty
20 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chew...
52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine
13 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choice...
51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat
06 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, ...
50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style
27 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, H...
49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
25 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competi...
48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
20 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
14 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks ...
46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum
07 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwi...
45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome
30 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal...
44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup
23 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block...
43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
16 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend ...
42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel
09 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted...
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material
31 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast...
41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer
24 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna...
40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers
19 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale...
39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space
12 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwi...
38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel
06 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), ...
37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
28 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwi...
36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie
21 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwi...
35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie
15 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), J...
34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
07 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwi...
33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken
30 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and ...
32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown
24 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitte...
31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie
17 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwi...