225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
13 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried w...
224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
06 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues...
223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
29 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the d...
222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
22 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and...
221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
14 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker al...
220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
08 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode...
219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
01 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de Fran...
218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
25 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the myst...
217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
18 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the ...
216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
11 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful i...
215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when N...
214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
27 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic ...
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
20 Apr 2018
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Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for panda...
212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
13 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review ...
211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
06 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly A...
210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
30 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and...
209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
23 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't wort...
208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
23 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife...
207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
09 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet not...
206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
02 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf...
205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
23 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would h...
204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
16 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the ...
203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
09 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and but...
202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
02 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, an...
201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
26 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the g...
200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
19 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace n...
199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
12 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's im...
198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
06 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed...
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
29 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Merry Fishmas!
25 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
22 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
15 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's d...
195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
08 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird woul...
194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
01 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent an...
193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
25 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, ...
192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
17 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the use...
191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
10 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of e...
190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
03 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scisso...
189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname...
188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
27 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's...
187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
20 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound ...
186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
13 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect m...
185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
06 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cu...
184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
29 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the ce...
183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
22 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes,...
182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
15 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires...
181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
08 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird...
180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
01 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising ...
179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
25 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and...
178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
18 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scien...
177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
11 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers...
176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
04 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news tha...
175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
28 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and ...
174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
21 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan t...
173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
14 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the...
172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
07 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese ...
171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
30 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book ...
170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
23 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
16 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal ...
168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
09 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies ...
167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
02 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, ...
166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
26 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgi...
165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
19 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits...
164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
11 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North...
163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
05 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic real...
162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
28 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the...
161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
21 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's l...
160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
13 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practi...
159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
07 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning...
158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
31 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ ...
157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
24 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctic...
156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
17 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home...
155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
10 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna...
154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
03 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what hap...
153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
24 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scill...
152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
17 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thi...
151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
10 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why...
150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
03 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount...
149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
27 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea sh...
148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
20 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the bes...
147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
13 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River...
146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
06 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famou...
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
30 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fis...
145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
23 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of ...
144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
16 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shr...
143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
09 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the ...
142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
02 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scal...
141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
25 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to s...
140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
18 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of...
139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
12 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, t...
138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
04 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islan...
137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
28 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work an...
136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
21 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming po...
135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
14 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in th...
134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
07 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stol...
133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
30 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down pe...
132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
23 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was ...
131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
16 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks...
130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
09 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and ...
129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
02 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ball...