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No Such Thing As A Fish

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Language: en Science Comedy History
Last Checked: 2025-12-10 16:30:39.696343
Showing episodes 401 to 500 of 645 total

225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle

13 Jul 2018

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Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried w...

224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts

06 Jul 2018

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Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues...

223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop

29 Jun 2018

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Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the d...

222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon

22 Jun 2018

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Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and...

221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country

14 Jun 2018

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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker al...

220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots

08 Jun 2018

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Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode...

219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings

01 Jun 2018

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de Fran...

218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon

25 May 2018

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the myst...

217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie

18 May 2018

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Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the ...

216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War

11 May 2018

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Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful i...

215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team

04 May 2018

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Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when N...

214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

27 Apr 2018

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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic ...

213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators

20 Apr 2018

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Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for panda...

212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh

13 Apr 2018

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Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review ...

211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River

06 Apr 2018

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Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly A...

210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table

30 Mar 2018

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Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and...

209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole

23 Mar 2018

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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't wort...

208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief

23 Mar 2018

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Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife...

207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction

09 Mar 2018

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Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet not...

206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court

02 Mar 2018

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf...

205: No Such Thing As The Number Six

23 Feb 2018

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Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would h...

204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly

16 Feb 2018

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the ...

203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly

09 Feb 2018

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and but...

202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake

02 Feb 2018

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Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, an...

201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival

26 Jan 2018

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Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the g...

200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen

19 Jan 2018

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Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace n...

199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat

12 Jan 2018

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Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's im...

198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia

06 Jan 2018

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Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed...

No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017

29 Dec 2017

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All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!

Merry Fishmas!

25 Dec 2017

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A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.

197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees

22 Dec 2017

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A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich

196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream

15 Dec 2017

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Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's d...

195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake

08 Dec 2017

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Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird woul...

194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile

01 Dec 2017

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Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent an...

193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga

25 Nov 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, ...

192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats

17 Nov 2017

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Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the use...

191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel

10 Nov 2017

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Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of e...

190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps

03 Nov 2017

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Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scisso...

189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan

01 Nov 2017

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Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname...

188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher

27 Oct 2017

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Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's...

187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year

20 Oct 2017

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Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound ...

186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election

13 Oct 2017

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Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect m...

185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow

06 Oct 2017

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Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cu...

184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries

29 Sep 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the ce...

183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre

22 Sep 2017

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Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes,...

182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School

15 Sep 2017

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Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires...

181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine

08 Sep 2017

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Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird...

180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

01 Sep 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising ...

179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing

25 Aug 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and...

178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie

18 Aug 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scien...

177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy

11 Aug 2017

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Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers...

176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar

04 Aug 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news tha...

175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings

28 Jul 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and ...

174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray

21 Jul 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan t...

173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor

14 Jul 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the...

172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon

07 Jul 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese ...

171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire

30 Jun 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book ...

170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole

23 Jun 2017

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Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.

169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty

16 Jun 2017

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Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal ...

168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead

09 Jun 2017

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In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies ...

167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak

02 Jun 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, ...

166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear

26 May 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgi...

165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep

19 May 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits...

164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane

11 May 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North...

163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish

05 May 2017

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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic real...

162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces

28 Apr 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the...

161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey

21 Apr 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's l...

160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi

13 Apr 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practi...

159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey

07 Apr 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning...

158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge

31 Mar 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ ...

157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles

24 Mar 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctic...

156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition

17 Mar 2017

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Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home...

155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane

10 Mar 2017

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Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna...

154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd

03 Mar 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what hap...

153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time

24 Feb 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scill...

152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions

17 Feb 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thi...

151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant

10 Feb 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why...

150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish

03 Feb 2017

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount...

149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe

27 Jan 2017

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Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea sh...

148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose

20 Jan 2017

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Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the bes...

147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy

13 Jan 2017

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Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River...

146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca

06 Jan 2017

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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famou...

No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits

30 Dec 2016

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A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fis...

145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three

23 Dec 2016

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A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of ...

144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman

16 Dec 2016

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Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shr...

143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space

09 Dec 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the ...

142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands

02 Dec 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scal...

141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary

25 Nov 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to s...

140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children

18 Nov 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of...

139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy

12 Nov 2016

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Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, t...

138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island

04 Nov 2016

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Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islan...

137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot

28 Oct 2016

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Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work an...

136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams

21 Oct 2016

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Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming po...

135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine

14 Oct 2016

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Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in th...

134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden

07 Oct 2016

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Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stol...

133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants

30 Sep 2016

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Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down pe...

132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster

23 Sep 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was ...

131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket

16 Sep 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks...

130: No Such Thing As Train Jam

09 Sep 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and ...

129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper

02 Sep 2016

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ball...