323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
29 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and w...
322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages. Visit nosuchthi...
321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012...
320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dang...
319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya! Visit nosuchthin...
318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
24 Apr 2020
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James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences ...
317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the ...
316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails. Visit no...
315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com f...
314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica ...
313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very ho...
312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
13 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and t...
311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
06 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose...
310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and B...
309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
21 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's rout...
308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest c...
307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and ho...
306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
31 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athen...
305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
24 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing ...
304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
17 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how you...
303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how...
302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
03 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! Enjoy a bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and te...
Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
27 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audibl...
301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
25 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornograp...
300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible s...
299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library...
298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
06 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for o...
297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut wh...
296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
22 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, ...
295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song...
294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday ...
293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
01 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the ...
292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta...
291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
18 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with...
290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
11 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (lite...
289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
04 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you should...
288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
27 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bi...
287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
20 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and...
286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
13 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and ...
285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
06 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilia...
284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor...
283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
23 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerg...
282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
16 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, sin...
281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
09 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valenti...
280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
02 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid bein...
279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
26 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the mo...
278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
19 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and ...
277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
12 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses,...
276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
05 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a...
275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
28 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warp...
274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
21 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat ...
273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
14 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings an...
272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
07 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herri...
271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
31 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking rob...
270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
24 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, a...
269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotie...
268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
10 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, ...
267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
03 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancien...
266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
26 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no n...
265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
19 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks,...
264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
12 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan ho...
263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
05 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the s...
262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
29 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling sword...
261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehe...
260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
15 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle pen...
259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
08 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and p...
258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
01 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of...
257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
22 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing...
256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting ...
255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
08 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declar...
254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and sile...
253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any ...
252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
18 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the stre...
251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and w...
250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
04 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a pand...
249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
28 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
25 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to downlo...
248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
21 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million...
247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
14 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy endin...
246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publis...
245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mic...
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
23 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's o...
243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
16 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band fr...
242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
09 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's...
241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
01 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with...
240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, ea...
239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
19 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a crui...
238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts g...
237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
05 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, ...
236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
28 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo j...
235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
21 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, an...
234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
14 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
31 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrest...
231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
24 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden...
230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
17 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save you...
229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
10 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's h...
228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBas...
227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
27 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to bir...
226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
20 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's poli...