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#140 - Stress Eating Gluten

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is stress eating gluten after hosting a kids birthday party. Our new friend Chuck Aoki is appearing all over the place including the Kelly Clarks...

#139 - American Company Side Hustles 🇺🇸

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin takes a "leisurely" bike ride with Dan. A Do Nothing competition in South Korea determines who spaces out the best. American companies ...

#138 - It's Sausage To Me

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Does anyone like grape flavor? Erin goes to a high school reunion cook out and gives us an update on her running? We learn what Ohio Rizz means. King ...

#137 - Murderball Training in Michigan (Uncut & Unhinged) 🏉

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are in Ann Arbor Michigan! We discuss our travel to Michigan, the annoying guy on the plane, the sketchy flight take off. Erin get's approached...

#136 - Rage Inducing Minor Inconveniences 😤

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin gets a new upgrade to her internet, shoutout Musky boiii. Erin gets stung by a wasp. Speed golf is more intense than it seems. We go through a br...

#135 - Splurging on Food? 🍓

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Zuck runs a 5k. A company makes fuel out of human poo. Boston cyclists take over the roads the night before the marathon. Logan Paul fires back about ...

#134 - Billionaire Boyz Corner

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Boston Marahton Day was the hottest since 2017. Taylor Swift released a new album that has made its way to Mikes FYP. Tiktok might be banned. Olympic ...

#133 - Boston Marathon 2024 🏃 (Uncut & Unhinged)

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We recap our 2024 Boston Marathon week! DISCLAIMER: It's a slow start but it gets better we promise! Thank you to everyone that stopped by to say ...

#132 - Big Birds but Not the Yellow Kind

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We recorded this episode way too far in advance that we thought it would come out the day of the solar eclipse. We were wrong. The eclipse is not toda...

#131 - Embarrassing Moments 🫣

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is Jay Shetty's career built on lies? Is Happy Gilmore 2 necessary? We try to use a fish doorbell that allows fish to pass through a door. We go t...

#130 - Don't Look at Her! 👀

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It is our last episode! We talk about the upcoming total solar eclipse. What are we doing in Boston...kinda. Jennifer Lopez is apparently not a nice p...

#129 - No Mousekin Left Behind

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you been to a Waffle House? Erin helps her mom film a Mousekin video in Puerto Rico. We discuss our audit stories. Drive through car washes are s...

#128 - Running FURTHER! (Uncut & Unhinged)

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went to Palm Springs California for the lululemon FURTHER event. We discuss what the event is and our experience staying at the Ritz Carlton. Con...

#127 - Willy Wonka and the Unknown 🍫

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's national napping day! Erin rants about elite runners gatekeeping running. Mike gives a presentation on the Glasgow Willy Wonka immersive expe...

#126 - ReesaTeesa's Lying Husband

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin summarizes the story of ReesaTeesa and her 50 part video series titled "Who the F did I Marry". Mike and Sam go to a million dollar ope...

#125 - People Pleasers

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discover time zones and the confusion of living on the time zone line. Waste Management's golf tournament has become more unhinged than last ...

#124 - A True Crime Episode, Allegedly 🕵️

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We do our best to go through the story of the 3 Kansas City Chiefs fans who were found dead in the backyard of their friend's home. After we go th...

#123 - Curling Championships in a Mall ft. Chris Plys (Uncut & Unhinged)

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went to the American Dream Mall in NJ to watch the National Curling Championships. We went to go support Chris Plys and Team Shuster and ended up s...

#122 - Revenge for Long Boi

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why does cranberry juice taste weird? New Jersey is in a battle about their street signs. Since when can babies not drink water. We discover the most ...

#121 - The American Lean

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin sends something back at a restaurant. Snow removal in Canada is extremely effective. A dad gets annoyed with group texts and sends his final resp...

#120 - Do Trees Curse When They Fall?

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin lets tea bully her. Sign in and sign out sheets give us anxiety. Silent discos don't make sense to us. We try to decipher the lyrics to Lifes...

#119 - Adventures of Mousekin 🐁

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin's mom has a new instagram account. (https://www.instagram.com/judy.gaffney.31) Erin rants about snow. Pilots apparently speed run their trips...

#118 - Slurping Pharmaceuticals 💊

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin goes summarizes her trip to Puerto Rico. Do you guys actually take baths? Hersey's has found themselves in a class action lawsuit. We go thro...

#117 - 2024 Podcast Goals

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year Everyone! Erin is in Puerto Rico recording from a beach. Mike has a rant about a post office worker. Do you have any 2024 goals? We go ...

#116 - Lords a Leaping

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas everyone! We go through a list of some unhinged Christmas song lyrics. Erin updates us on her health. There was a bull on the loose on...

#115 - NFL's New Team 🏈

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin goes on a work retreat in the city of Philadelphia. Mike visits a warehouse. Rizz becomes 2023's word of the year. We test Erin on her abilit...

#114 - Early Christmas 🎅

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you like building gingerbread houses? Erin had Christmas early. Erin attended a running brand conference. We go through our Spotify Wrapped and see...

#113 - Erin Tries Goalball??

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin thinks Bill Murry and Tom Hanks are the same person. There's a walrus that is sinking small boats. A man tricks escape room owner. Which is s...

#112 - Pig Contest Intensity 🐷

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cyber Monday is a scam. A man shares his frustration with starting a chocolate brand. Mike talks about his rebrand to ScrapPockets. Dyson has designed...

#111 - Hug a Runner (feat. Josh, the Dunkin Man)

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's national hug a runner day! We interview Josh, the man who ran the NYC marathon dressed in a Dunkin Donuts costume that he made himself out of...

#110 - NYC Marathon 2023 🏃 (Uncut & Unhinged)

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We record on the sideline of the marathon route in NYC. We try to talk to some celebrities that we know are running the marathon. We try some rizzed u...

#109 - Mini Dry Erase Whiteboard 🍔

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin tells us about her race where her whole team dropped out. Mike and Sam took a little road trip and had to fill their own gas. A new Powerball win...

#108 - Spooky Life Horrors! 👻

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this special spooky episode we discuss real life horrors. What is your horror movie flaw? Do you have decorations that used to scare you? A mummifi...

#107 - Camel's Lying Humps 🐫

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin gives another run update! She's posting on Youtube again! We go through a "false things we were taught" bracket. Very controversial! Panda's are ...

#106 - Rat Czar 🐀

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 2 year anniversay, we think? People are stealing Mike's hand. Erin gives a positive run update. NFL players last name shock Erin. We announce...

#105 - Laziness Festival

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What was the weirdest thing you got while trick or treating? Erin talks about her experience being a guest on other podcasts. Erin has new opinions on...

#104 - Escaped Prisoner

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mike attends a pizza festival hosted by Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports. Erin has signed up for a marathon...kind of. Erin has to take care of chicken...

#103 - Bar Brawl (Uncut & Unhinged)

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are in Minneapolis Minnesota for 24 hours to record an Erin Tries video with Chris Plys from the USA Olympic Curling Team. We discuss our thoughts ...

#102 - Turn the Plane Around

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We give everyone a quick lesson on bird calls. Erin gives us an update on her diet and running. There are pressures to drink and we don’t want to. D...

#101 - Hungary 🇭🇺 & Lebanon 🇱🇧

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin recaps her trip to Hungary for the World Athletics Championships. Mike recaps his trip to Lebanon. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple ...

#100 - Engaged 💍

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Netflix confirms a 6 part documentary about top sprinters. Sam and Mike got engaged! American Airlines pilots gives a kindness message before every fl...

#99 - Six Pack or You're Fired 💪

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had to prerecord a few episodes because as this goes out we are both traveling overseas. Expect some crazy stories when we return. A man on stage h...

#98 - Corpse to Water Ratio 🏊

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is unprepared but prepared for her trip to Budapest. Mike may be going to the middle east. We dive into the Nike movie titled "AIR". We...

#97 - Why She Jalapeño Business? 🌶️

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is going to Budapest with a mystery sponsor! Are you financially literate? Taco Bell is being sued for false advertising. An old video of Robert ...

#96 - Unreleased Alien Footage 👽

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin gives a running update. Mike talks about the time he was filming a documentary about people who were visited by aliens. A man testifies in front ...

#95 - Gravestone Recipes 🪦

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What is the hardest easy thing to do? Studying? Doing dishes? Waiting in line? People are leaving bad reviews for not following recipes correctly. A j...

#94 - So Far, So Good...So Far

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do we believe this 7.4 million dollar robot body guard is real? Zucky vs Musky reminds us of a scene from Napoleon Dynamite. If you had to pick to sur...

#93 - Outdoor Championships 🏃

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin recaps her trip to Eugene, Oregon for the USATF 2023 outdoor championships. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! F...

#92 - USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fireworks are waking up the children! Shaq DJ's a Philadelphia Phillies Baseball game that Mike attended. We ask Erin if it feels like she's s...

#91 - Zucky vs Musky 🤼‍♂️

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin goes to NYC Grand Prix and wreaks havoc. Mike goes car shopping. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg may go head to head in a UFC fight. We ASK ERIN ab...

#90 - Discovering 11 Oceans 🌊

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A man fakes his own death to teach his friends a lesson. Mike drinks sketchy water at a fancy dinner. What are tractor pulls and why are they in Erins...

#89 - Is Tommy in the Bahamas? 🏖️

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Canada wild fire's brought us a few days of hazardous air. Yard sales reward Mike some of his favorite finds. Erin's kids are so social it for...

#88 - Government Cheese Caves 🧀

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The USA has hidden caves full of government funded cheese. Do you have an internal dialogue? We go through a bracket of the best things about Summer! ...

#87 - Los Angeles Grand Prix 🏃‍♂️

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin talks about her first trip to LA and the USATF Los Angeles Grand Prix. She tried shot put for the first time with Chase Ealey and ran 800M with B...

#86 - Meeting Gary Vaynerchuk 🤝

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mike attends Veecon, a conference thrown by Gary Vaynerchuk and recaps his trip. Erin is confused and asks questions. Consider leaving us a 5 star r...

#85 - Why Are We So Nostalgic? 💾

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Were you in band class? Why was it so intense? Mike goes on a rant about trashcans. Erin starts eating more than avocados. Mothers day is not about th...

#84 - 500 Lbs of Spaghetti 🍝

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin talks about how she has only been eating avocados for a cleanse. Mike goes to an estate sale. A ride attendant scares the riders right before he ...

#83 - Chaotic Evil vs Lawful Good 😇

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are together at the shore. First beach meet up of the season. We talk about steeplechase. Erin goes over some of the heptathlon events she will hav...

#82 - Deprivation Tunnel Run 🏃

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's correct your posture month! How's everyone's posture? If you're slumped over right now, put your shoulders back and correct that ...

#81 - Members Only Club 🔒

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week was a recap of our trip to Boston right before the marathon took place. We went to the New Balance experience store. We attended a shake out...

#80.2 - Spectating Boston Marathon (UNCUT & UNHINGED) *BONUS*

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Coming at you guys from 4 locations along the Boston Marathon route. We were at Mile 4, 14, the finish line, and lastly our hotel room. We were tracki...

#80 - Slurping Stale Water

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We give an update on our weak glutes. We have a debate about night stand water. We give a Boston update. We discuss the Barbie movie. Erin is being in...

#79 - Pain, Uncertainty, Constant Work

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

People on Snapchat are making way too much money and we don't understand it. Mike used ChatGPT to actually fix a problem at work. When was the las...

#78 - Capybara Experts 🐹

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is back from Puerto Rico and has not slept in days. What is going on with everyone's new fascination with Capybaras on TikTok? Mike is in a b...

#77 - Bouncy Balls with a Side of AntiFreeze 😋

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is in Puerto Rico! Her whole family ends up making an appearance in this episode. We go through a bracket of the tastiest looking non-edible thin...

#76 - I Kinda Wanna Do

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Rogers will forever be a national treasure. Mike has a first time experience with jury duty. Erin's town is full of crime and corruption. We h...

#75 - The Self Help Podcast

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin and Mike have switched genres and are now a self help podcast. Erin wants to nap badly. Is cooking food a scam? Our glutes are trash. If you spli...

#74 - Unicorn Lawsuit 🦄

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin gives us an update on her mental health leisure runs. Mike goes to career fairs. We found what may be the greatest shoutout in game show history....

#73 - Two Dummies Staring At Each Other 🤪

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are back to your regularly scheduled programming. We recap the Milrose Games at the Armory in NYC. Erin rants about serial entrepreneurs... what do...

#72 - Starting A Movie Club 📺 (UNCUT & UNHINGED)

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are once again recording in person, this time from NYC for the Milrose Games at the Armory. We are completely off the rails at points during this e...

#71 - Strawberry Homicide 🍓 (UNCUT & UNHINGED)

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We recorded uncut and unhinged from a hotel in Boston. We filmed with two amazing athletes Trey Cunningham and Aleia Hobbs. We mentally prepare oursel...

#70 - Another Episode Without John Cena 🤼

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's National Valentine Shopping Reminder Day. Valentines Day is a scam. Erin tells Mike about her new obsession with this 500 million dollar home cal...

#69 - What Are You Stealing? 🕵️

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's National Escape Day! Mike rants about long recipes. Erin may be a robot.  Mike talks about this documentary he watched called "Pepsi, Where'...

#68 - Garages are for the Rich 🚗

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episodes are like many before it, full of rants and random topics. We revisit our trip to Kansas City now that we've had more time to digest t...

#67 - Does BBQ have Rizz? 🍖 (UNCUT & UNHINGED)

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are recording live from Kansas City in an uncut and unhinged episode! Erin's manager Regan joins us to discuss potentially Erin's biggest day in he...

#66 - No More Hard Pants 🚫👖

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Erin shares her recent experience having a slight mental breakdown in Puerto Rico. Erin pitched a video idea with a famous person and now she has to g...

#65 - Dr. Seuss's Dark Paintings 🎨

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Erin is sick in Puerto Rico and quickly starts mentally drifting. We discuss the mysterious midnight paintings of beloved children'...

#64 - Escalator Danger ⚠️

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the last episode of 2022 Mike and Erin dive into Erin's new obsession with skateboarder and television personality Rob Dyrdek. Erin got a new burst...

#63 - Holiday Worsts 🎁

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Erin discusses her sweat inducing kid's birthday party and her uncomfy challenge working out with college lacrosse players. Mike talk...

#62 - In a Mall Parking Lot 🚗 (UNCUT)

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we are parked outside of a mall and recording in a car. Erin gives us an update on the Boston Marathon, and we discuss our Spotify Wr...

#61 - First Turkey Trot 🦃

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Erin goes to her high school reunion and runs her first turkey trot the morning after.  Is Black Friday just one big scam? Dan goes on a rampage ...

#60 - Freezing Our Brains for Later 🧠

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Would you buy shoes from a store that makes you walk through dirt and grass with them on? We discuss Ebay's retail store created to try to prevent sne...

#59 - Deadly Bread 🍞

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oh boy do we have a doozy for you guys today. The random transition meter is off the charts. Some USA breads are illegal in the UK. Why some people ca...

#58 - Spectating the NYC Marathon 🏃‍♀️

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Erin wanders around NYC all weekend doing things for the New York City Marathon. She almost poops her pants multiple times. Was close to getting "wham...

#57 - Most Magical Place on Earth 🌟

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It seems as though there was a cyber attack on Instagram. Mike recaps his trip to the most magical place on Earth, Disney World. He is disappointed in...

#56 - Halloween Candy Tier List! 🎃

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween friends!  Today we go through some spooky Halloween facts! We discuss the first candy ever made. We rate some of the most popular...

#55 - What's Our Age Again?

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do you respond to a knocks in a public bathroom? Blink-182 reunites! Mike goes to his first baby shower. Erin takes the family to a trampoline par...

#54 - Cotton Candy Shirts 🍬👕

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to unhinged discourse. Give Erin a happy belated birthday as she recaps her birthday week. We finally realize that we might be good at this po...

#53 - Chicago Marathon Recap 2022 (UNCUT)

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

2022 Chicago Marathon Recap. Erin runs the marathon, Mike explores the city, Dan goes rogue, Sam is the logistics queen.   Thank you so muc...

#52 - One Year Old! 🎂🎈

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy National NonMembers Only Day! We are actually getting ranked on the USA podcast charts! Erin gives us her last training update before the Chicag...

#51 - Bloodwork Buddies 🩸💉

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We got our bloodwork done! People in New Jersey and Oregon are legally not allowed to pump their own gas. Mike talks about his experience pumping his ...

#50 - Kale Propaganda 🥬

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy! Happy National Talk like a Pirate Day! Todays episode is more random than usual so hold on tight. We discuss how kale became so popular. The own...

#49 - Geriatric Millennials 👴👵

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why are there so many dinosaur tracks being uncovered? Do you do the "Millennial Pause" when you record a video? Are you a quiet quitter? What is the ...

#48 - I am Hangry 😡

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you hangry all the time? We learn about a new virtual influencer, Lil Miquela, who is now the face of PacSun. Who do you think is the happiest bil...

#47 - Lost Phone In Target

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Erin tells us about her 2 big oopsies from this week. We discuss how watching sunsets helps you sleep. Erin describes a gross poop pants story she stu...

#46 - Waiting For a Baby feat. Sidney Raz

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we speak with an amazing guest Sidney Raz. Sidney's fame grew from posting tips, tricks, and life hacks that he wish he knew before he was 30 ye...

#45 - Barnes and Book Bowels

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is drinking alcohol not cool anymore? Do you suffer from Book Bowels? Is your favorite podcast getting paid $50,000 to have guests on their show? Dum ...

#44 - Now With "Real" Mayo

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you guys play pickleball? Erin goes to a car show. Mike doesn't go to the Hamptons. Why do people keep sneaking cheese on to Mike's food. Jojo Siwa...

#43 - Climbing Mt. Everest

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is Top Gun a "good" movie? Mike has a hot take about Top Gun which he watched for the first time. Stranger Things made subtitles cool. Retirees are st...

#42 - Sue The Rainbow

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today Erin is sick and delirious. Skittles is being sued. We talk about the legend of Linda Skeens. Parenting forces you to be social. Does anybody go...