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#41 - Late Night Wawa
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Erin is still alive. Mike talks about his decision anxiety. Mike and Erin share WAWA stories. When was the last time you woke up feeling refreshed? Th...
#40 - Old Fame vs New Fame
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mike takes a solo trip to NYC. Erin gets an injury in the ocean. Strange kid ruins family sandcastle. Erin asks a random man to help her film a Tiktok...
#39 - Outside your Window
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We discover 2 more things we think are scams. Erin goes to a fishing shop. Mike has rules about his vintage shirts. Does your family acknowledge your ...
#38 - Rescue Rats
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mike shares an interesting story about a sketchy spa. Erin has beef with motivational sound clips on tiktok. There's a sriracha shortage and a mysteri...
#37 - Sit Down Neon Bull
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mike talks about his patent and how shipping overseas is a scam. Instagram has changed their algorithm! Mariah Carey is being sued. Disney employee ru...
#36 - No One Watches Harry Potter
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are together in person again after a long hiatus. We go through some triggering reddit questions. Mike teaches Erin how to play his new game "Bat M...
#35 - You Can't Say That feat. Dope Kitchen!
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We have our first ever guest!There's a lot of things we know nothing about and one of them is cannabis so we brought on Nicole from Dope Kitchen to te...
#34 - Big Boi Moves, Veecon Recap
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mike goes to Veecon, an NFT - Crypto convention thrown by Gary Vaynerchuk. He recaps his time there and tries to explain what he learned to Erin. The ...
#33 - Our First Million Views
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Erin scrambles to prepare her house for a visit from a film crew. We discuss our first video to hit 1 million views. Did you have an emotional support...
#32 - Everything is Crashing, But Who Cares 📉
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode we talk about our first 1 star review on the podcast. We discuss whether or not Jared Leto is running a cult, what happens to used h...
#31 - Bonjour, Parlez Vous Anglais? 🗼
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mike returns from his trip to France and reveals his opinion on Paris. Is it overrated? Erin talks about her experience visiting Boston and Pittsburgh...
#30 - Do Therapists Need Therapy 🤔
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do therapists need therapy? And if they do need therapy, does the therapist of the therapist also need therapy? Is there just a never ending loop of t...
#29 - Mentally Checked Out
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Erin used the wrong mic in the beginning of the episode, we fix it a few minutes in! Sorry for the bad audio! What topics make you mentally check out?...
#28 - Everything is a Scam
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What is clearly a scam but is so normalized people don't notice? Emma Chamberlain is leaving Youtube, Erin and Mike discuss what this means and how it...
#27 - Competitive Google Maps 🗺️
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode Erin tells us all about her speaking engagement in NYC! Is Paris overrated? Mike talks about his plans to travel to Paris and the ru...
#26 - $100,000 Gift Bag
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Erin tells us all about her horrible last 24 hours traveling. Mike receives a patronizing email from Tiktok. Zuckky Boiii finally gave Erin the stamp ...
#25 - Swimming With Sharks 🦈
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Should guac cost extra??? Netflix is going to be charging us extra for sharing our login accounts and we are outraged. Erin gives us a recap on what s...
#24 - Buying Our Own Island 🏝️
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Erin is recording in a closet in Puerto Rico! We talk about how falcons are just allowed on some middle eastern airlines. How much does it cost to buy...
#23 - Dancing in the ER
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Where can you see a giant sphinx, a suit of armor, a bust of the Pope and a fish tank? This is not a riddle, Mike tells us about his chaotic visit to ...
#22 - Wet Butt Yacht Club ⛵
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode Mike gives us a recap on his trip to Miami. He tried caviar on a yacht all because he had an NFT (it's ok no one knows what it is)....
#21 - Pizza is Healthy 🍕
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We didn't record on our normal recording day and everything feels off. We talk about this article we stumbled upon about making friends as an adult. A...
#20 - TSA is Scary
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Erin goes to a marathon in Arizona and runs into some PGA tour dude bros. Mike feels disrespected by an Ebay return. Erin tells us about her new book ...
#19 - Tracking Elon Musk
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How much does a 30 second Super Bowl ad cost? Can you hear if water is hot or cold? Do you celebrate Valentines Day? Mike rants about his car ge...
#18 - Don't Say Podcast
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode we discover that we are the #1 internet audio show. The Super Bowl's half time line up is insane and we are excited for it. What is ...
#17 - Monkeys on the Loose 🐵
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy National Bubble Wrap Appreciation day! In todays episode we talk about how M&Ms are going to be more "inclusive". Erin gets her chakras aligned ...
#16 - We Hate Homework 📝
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mike rents a movie theater, Erin catches us up on her cleanse, there was a volcanic eruption in the ocean, we express our frustration with this Casey ...
#15 - 1 Star Reviews ⭐
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode we say rest in peace to one of the greatest of all time, Bob Saget. Erin Azar is in Women’s Running Magazine as one of the POWER ...
#14 - Answering Hard Questions
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be? Mike found a list of thought provo...
#13 - We Don't Know Anything
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode we discover that we don't know anything. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social! htt...
#12 - New Year, Same Us
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As 2021 comes to an end Mike and Erin reflect on their year and talk about setting goals for the new year. Mike also tells Erin all about his recent t...
#11 - Merry Chrimbus 🎅🏻
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode we talk all things Christmas. We reminisce on our most memorable holiday moments. We go through a list of the unusual traditions fro...
#10 - Surviving Office Parties 🏢
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode Erin and Mike talk all things office and corporate life. How to survive an office party? How to make small talk with coworkers? What...
#9 - Is Tiktok Better than Youtube?
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode Mike and Erin have a lot to catch up on! Mike entered the Metaverse over the weekend. He also created a Spotify playlist for Erin t...
#8 - Bing Bong, We're in New York!
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're in NYC again! This time no one is running a marathon. We recorded this episode from a hotel room the night before we saw Mrs. Doubtfire on Broad...
#7 - Space Diapers 👨🚀
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's episode Erin gives us the behind the scenes details of her live appearance on the Today Show! We talk about the most famous people we've me...
#6 - NYC Marathon Recap 🗽
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode Erin and Mike discuss and recap all things New York City Marathon. Erin completed her first in person marathon!!!!!! 👏🎉 Listen...
#5 - Illegal Sprinkles
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode Erin tells Mike about her traumatizing trip to the nail salon. Mike wonders what Erin listens to during her training for the NYC Ma...
#4 - Buy Your Gifts Before It's Too Late!
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mike went to a yard sale during the weekend and was convinced the yard sale host did not like him at all. Erin talks about her Facebook Marketplace ad...
#3 - First Audio from Mars!
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Erin's treacherous 18 mile race in LBI and how not to have disappointing birthdays! We learn how to curate our Twitter feed...
#2 - Do you Believe in Ghosts?
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally spooky season folks! Today we record our first outdoor episode around candle light to set the spooky atmosphere. We have our first segmen...
#1 - Listen to the Latest Episode, Not This One.
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is horrible don't listen to it. Start with the newest episode. Erin and Mike start a podcast called NonMembers Only. In this episode we d...