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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Forest Whitaker in this episode?
It's giving me full Forrest Whitaker right now, just thinking.
Big hooves! This is Not For Radio. Oh, you're gosh damn right it is. You have landed. Happy Friday. Yeah, welcome to Not For Radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde. That's Jay Reeve over there. You can watch us on YouTube. You can watch it on Spotify, wherever you're listening to this. Thank you very much for tuning in. This is a Friday episode, which is a big one.
If you didn't catch yesterday's episode, if you are Sniper Elite and you've entered your keywords for the Bathurst 1000 trip, We are about to put a call through to hopefully someone that's going to answer. Yeah. And win this epic prize. Come in with us to Australia to an epic motorsport event with supercars. Willamette Travel sorted this one out. So it's like everything.
You'll hear all the details. So on the off chance there's a random number calling you, answer.
Yeah. Also some classic dad jokes. We haven't done this for quite some time.
Oh, yeah.
The classic yarn from Classic Builders at the end of the pod. Is an absolute beaut.
I'm a big fan of my war story at the start, too. It's a strong episode all round. Plus, the benefits of being honest to your partner as well. We make tough calls to some bloke that's been taking some mushrooms.
Just your average shimozzle of an Odd 4 Radio podcast. Enjoy every second of it because you deserve it.
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Chapter 2: What hilarious dad jokes are shared during the show?
So Craig ended up being New Zealand's version of Kenny, the famous bloke who's got a portal of the empire. So he's got about 450 portable shitters. Craigos, yep. And so he takes your waste and turns it into his cash. Where does he put it? What?
Like once he sucks it all up into a truck.
Straight into a treatment centre. What, he's got his own? No, no, no. Nah, shit no. He goes to the council once. Yeah, okay. Then plugs in there. Puts all the blue water into the fucking lake. Yeah, pumps it all out. Yep, she's pretty grim. Pretty grim stuff. He's like, mate, have I got stories for you?
Anyway, one of the stories that he had was he called The Rock and he won some cash because he had a barbecue. I said to his mate, chuck that meat into a tray and we'll leave it in the oven to get warm while the rest of the stuff's all getting put together. A couple of minutes, it's in there at about 180 degrees. I was like, whoa, he's going to really be cooking some stuff.
Anyway, just hears this big bang, oven smoking like a bastard. So what had happened is his mate, when he was bending over to put the tray of meat into the oven, the lighter had dropped out of his top pocket where his ciggies were. Oh.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts handle a memorable prize call moment?
fell into the sink, melted, blew up, blasted all the steaks against the side of the thing, bit of a fireball in there, buggered all the meat because it had lighter fluid and plastic and shit all through it anyway. And so as a result of that, he was given, it must have been by The Rumble, who's our breakfast show.
300 bucks and so as with the money he got from that he went and got a Chiefs tattoo like the Chiefs rugby Chiefs rugby team their logo tattooed on his forearm massive and I was like that's awesome so he's going to be at the game tonight tonight and he was he goes I'm there my brother's got the same tattoo and the old man's got the same tattoo as well like true blue Chief supporters love it and I was thinking
If the Chiefs win, you've got to get a tattoo. I'm kidding. If the Chiefs win, I might get a tattoo.
So here's what I'll throw back at you.
Would you ever get the Crusaders tattoo? Why is that? Is it because it looks like a cock head?
Oh, no. Get something to do with the Crusader.
Yeah, go the OG logo.
Yeah. No, we'll just get a sword or something. Yeah. Is it a patu that the chief's bloke's holding? Yes. Yeah. Which is like a multi-wall weapon. You could get one of those tattooed on you. I just like the logo. The logo's sick. It is sick. Yeah. Your message would fucking kill you.
Yeah. But then again, I've got other tattoos that she's not overly pumped with anyway, so... Doesn't really matter. I just love it. I love it when people get tattoos of their team, like, that are that passionate about it. There's so many, like, I feel almost... It is a good tattoo. Yeah, it's a beautiful tattoo. Beautiful tattoo. And it just looks sick. It looked real hearty on the forearm.
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Chapter 4: What relationship advice do the hosts provide?
So, Craig, awesome to meet you again because we had met previously. And love your work.
How culturally appropriate is the Crusader these days? They run a bit of a muck. I mean, is enough water passed under the bridge?
But why just?
I don't know. It's kind of one of those things. I'll just stick with the sword tattoo.
Yeah.
Swords are sick. Swords are sick. What should I get wrapped around it? Most people go like some sort of snake or something. I'll go worm or something.
You could go a ribbon with all the years that they've won on each one.
Wouldn't be enough room. Have to be a big sword. Have to run up the back of my calf or something. Fucking epic. Okay, everyone's waiting. We're bloody procrastinating here just talking absolute rubbish. There is a big phone call to make right now.
This is Troy from fucking the land down under and you're listening to Jay and Dunk, not for radio.
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Chapter 5: What war story does the guest share?
What is the time? Hang on, I need to play the music. Hang on, sorry, sorry, sorry. Your little beauty. Everything we're doing right now, I understand, is really intense. What is the time there at the moment? It's 3am.
Oh, you little bastard. Would it make it any... Probably no joke, right? Would it make it... I looked at the thing, it said Auckland. I was like, nah. Would it make it okay that we're calling you at 3am if we're ringing to tell you that you're going to be joining us at Bathurst in Australia for the great race that is the Rebco 1000? It's just a wind-up. Absolutely not. It's not a wind-up, mate.
So we'll meet you at the airport, bus transfers, then all of your camping, glamping, all your beddings taken care of. We've got pit access, we've got seats opposite the start-finish line, Penrite tours of their garage, the driver's dinner, photos with the trophy, lock stock, the mother-hecking lot. Get your ass on a plane and let's go, buddy. I'm there, boys.
So I don't know if you caught the episode, but what ended up happening was Ren, who won it from Canada, decided he wasn't going to be able to take us up on the offer. So he chucked his prize back, meaning we then had to do a redraw out of everyone that had entered and then entered over the last 24 hours or whatever.
And we just called six people they didn't pick up and you picked up. So you are an absolute champion.
You little beauty. Is that fucking magic? So you're probably going to need like a week off come October and there'll be like myself, Jay, the other Not For Radio winner from just outside of Adelaide, I think it's the closest airport for them. And then about 40 other listeners that have bought their way onto the trip as well. It's going to be fucking all time.
That's absolutely unreal, gents. Matt, what day is it there? I don't even see. We're in the future. I don't even know. Don't ask him hard questions. Okay, sweet. Don't worry about it. Don't ask him hard questions. It's 3 o'clock in the morning. Whereabouts in Wales are you? In the Valleys. Oh, you're in the Valleys! It's always in the Valleys! It's always in the Valleys!
That couldn't have been better. Okay, sorry.
Oh shit. Can you, before we hang up from you, and we'll get Westy Lee to touch base with you, I'll just flick you off an email. And we'll put you in touch with the team at Willamette who are sorting out all the travel and flights and all that sort of stuff. Tell us a bit about yourself. Yeah, what sort of setup are you running?
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Chapter 6: How did the hosts prank a listener during the episode?
You don't want to be too loud. You happy now?
Yes, I am actually. Woke up his kids, pissed his missus off. I'm fine. No, he's not going to. Tell her in the morning.
Boys, I'm going to go and wake her up now.
Okay. You do you, boo. You know better than I do. Oh, man, that's epic.
Oh, that's amazing.
It's so sick.
Can I do it, mate?
Yeah.
I saw, that's why I didn't say anything when I answered the phone. I was like, there's no way. When it popped up, I was like, surely it must be early in the morning. Oh, fuck yeah. Hey, well, once again, congratulations. And from us, apologies. But you're going to have the time of your life. I can't wait to catch up, dust a few tubes, and hear about what it's like living in Wales.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on tattoos and team loyalty?
We'll chat soon, and we'll let that sink in, and good luck for getting back to sleep. Probably won't happen like Jay said.
Cheers, gents.
All right, mate. We'll see you later. We'll chat soon.
Take it easy.
You too. What a rush.
That is sick.
That is like a nightmarish scenario. He shouldn't have answered. Most people wouldn't answer. I wouldn't answer. Purposely, when I was dialing out, I did it off our two hotlines, which don't come up with a block number, but if you dial off the other ones, they come up with a block number for that very reason. If they saw it, they'd be like, who the fuck would call me from Auckland? Man.
Pace me, Sniper Elite, baby.
That's it. Congratulations, Matt. I'm, uh, man, I'm looking forward to that trip. I really am. Oh, I'm so fizzed up. And the fact is from Wales.
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Chapter 8: What is the conclusion of the episode and final thoughts?
Yeah.
I'm too dumb to live a lie.
I'm fucking way too lazy to put in the effort I'm just like you know when you hear someone here I am this is what I do this take it this is these are your options take it or leave it like I'm in awe of those people that are like yeah man he had three families you're like
Fuck, I can barely hold together one. How does a motherfucker, A, work away from home and then, like, do all the servicing and, you know, school sports and everything for three families? Yeah. That's the sort of motherfucker that ends up being a dictator, just getting shit done.
And they are forever splitting a salary, which is a pittance between three, and going, yeah, you know, they're doing me out of money. I've seen it firsthand. It's fucking grim. Horrible, horrible, horrible. Crazy. But yeah, that is a funny story.
But you are fucked if you think that, you can either say, if you're never going to do it again, and that's the stance you want to take on, if this person is so special to you that you're like, okay, I'm going to forego any of that sort of carry on ever again, you come clean and you go, look, my mates came around, they said this is going to be a great idea. And so we did it and turns out,
It wasn't a great idea. So I was too embarrassed to tell you because I thought that you'd up and leave me. And if they ever force, they either, they've got two options at that point. They fuck off and leave you. Or B, they hold it over for you. If you come clean on something and you come to a point where you're like, look, I'm going to level with you. And they're like, okay, cool.
Your options are now you can leave or you can stay. And we just accept the fact that we, you know, obviously might have some stuff to work through. Don't ever let somebody lord it over you. Anybody that leverages something like that over you is just... Not worth being with.
Yeah, just a good reminder, there's 7 billion people on planet Earth. You've got other options. Like heaps. Yeah.
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