706: Forest Whitaker
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What is the significance of Forest Whitaker in this episode?
It's giving me full Forrest Whitaker right now, just thinking.
Big hooves! This is Not For Radio. Oh, you're gosh damn right it is. You have landed. Happy Friday. Yeah, welcome to Not For Radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde. That's Jay Reeve over there. You can watch us on YouTube. You can watch it on Spotify, wherever you're listening to this. Thank you very much for tuning in. This is a Friday episode, which is a big one. If you didn't catch yesterday's episode, if you are Sniper Elite and you've entered your keywords for the Bathurst 1000 trip, We are about to put a call through to hopefully someone that's going to answer. Yeah. And win this epic prize. Come in with us to Australia to an epic motorsport event with supercars. Willamette Travel sorted this one out. So it's like everything.
You'll hear all the details. So on the off chance there's a random number calling you, answer.
Yeah. Also some classic dad jokes. We haven't done this for quite some time.
Oh, yeah.
The classic yarn from Classic Builders at the end of the pod. Is an absolute beaut.
I'm a big fan of my war story at the start, too. It's a strong episode all round. Plus, the benefits of being honest to your partner as well. We make tough calls to some bloke that's been taking some mushrooms.
Just your average shimozzle of an Odd 4 Radio podcast. Enjoy every second of it because you deserve it.
I am now going well and going long. Cheers, fellas. Right, this episode is brought to you by the legends at Classic Builders. For back in the pod, we appreciate you guys. They started because a couple of lads thought Kiwis deserve better, more affordable houses, and they've stuck at it for 30 years.
Jane Dunk, making mischief in the knickers of middle-aged women all around the world. Our bladders aren't what they used to be, you know? Funny fuckers, up the wires.
I really appreciate that. I really, really do. Oh, man. Can I just quickly say, only because I didn't mention it yesterday, was I caught up with a bloke by the name of Craig. Remember I sent you the nonsensical message? Yes. So... I was coming back from the field days. The missus was like, can we swing through the old McAdee so I can use the whare paku and grab a frozen coke. Loves a frozen coke, the miso. And as I was taking some of her other rubbish, because she operates like Oscar the Grouch, just in her side of the car is just like a cesspit. And so I was putting all this stuff on the road, and I saw this guy on his phone, and he came over and knocked on the window, and he goes, I just sort of introduced myself, I love the podcast, and love listening to the show.
What hilarious dad jokes are shared during the show?
So Craig ended up being New Zealand's version of Kenny, the famous bloke who's got a portal of the empire. So he's got about 450 portable shitters. Craigos, yep. And so he takes your waste and turns it into his cash. Where does he put it? What?
Like once he sucks it all up into a truck.
Straight into a treatment centre. What, he's got his own? No, no, no. Nah, shit no. He goes to the council once. Yeah, okay. Then plugs in there. Puts all the blue water into the fucking lake. Yeah, pumps it all out. Yep, she's pretty grim. Pretty grim stuff. He's like, mate, have I got stories for you? Anyway, one of the stories that he had was he called The Rock and he won some cash because he had a barbecue. I said to his mate, chuck that meat into a tray and we'll leave it in the oven to get warm while the rest of the stuff's all getting put together. A couple of minutes, it's in there at about 180 degrees. I was like, whoa, he's going to really be cooking some stuff. Anyway, just hears this big bang, oven smoking like a bastard.
So what had happened is his mate, when he was bending over to put the tray of meat into the oven, the lighter had dropped out of his top pocket where his ciggies were. Oh.
How do the hosts handle a memorable prize call moment?
fell into the sink, melted, blew up, blasted all the steaks against the side of the thing, bit of a fireball in there, buggered all the meat because it had lighter fluid and plastic and shit all through it anyway. And so as a result of that, he was given, it must have been by The Rumble, who's our breakfast show.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of Forest Whitaker in this episode?
0:00–2:44
2
What hilarious dad jokes are shared during the show?
2:44–3:51
3
How do the hosts handle a memorable prize call moment?
3:51–6:05
4
What relationship advice do the hosts provide?
6:05–8:08
5
What war story does the guest share?
8:08–11:38
6
How did the hosts prank a listener during the episode?
11:38–13:14
7
What are the hosts' thoughts on tattoos and team loyalty?
13:14–23:16
8
What is the conclusion of the episode and final thoughts?
23:16–46:14