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Chapter 1: What hilarious war story kicks off the episode?
He'd rested his head against the wall just long enough for his ball sack to stick to the ice.
How are? Welcome to the podcast. This is Not For Radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde, Jay Reeve. Caution, this podcast will contain some swearing. Boy, there is a lot to get to.
Yeah, we actually have a classic builder's classic gown that pops up at the very end of the piece, which is from an industry that we're not actually allowed to get stories from. So that's... That's a masterclass on how to find the grey area and really sprint through it.
That actually happens twice. Because there's Jeff, who works in upper management, that has managed to get the anonymous staff survey funny comments that were now not so anonymous because we're reading them out.
Chapter 2: What insights are shared from the staff survey?
Obviously not with their names, but that's a good one too.
And some great chat from an amazing young lady on the sniper line who is just...
it's a real great way of leveling um yourself and going man some people are actually in a much much more tricky situation than i am currently and they've still got a smile on their face and can still find the funny in it what a refreshing cup of not for radio with jay and dunk not for radio is brought to you by classic builders they're in the business of turning one day we should build into holy we have the keys
Attention, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories, your tales from the front line brought to life. Prepare to fire.
Chapter 3: What experiences are shared from the sniper line?
I think you can go first.
Rightio, buckle yourselves in because this is a fucking mack-tack-fitty. Okay. Okay, this is from Jimbo Slice in the UK. I'm going to make this a touch bigger because the eyeballs are going a little bit... Rightio. Now then, my fell-ars and fell-it, let's just say that since I first plucked up the courage to send a yarn in about my many failings, I don't know what has come over me.
Not for radio, it's turned into the sordid confession session with my motorcycle enthusiast Kiwi priest.
Chapter 4: What is the classic yarn about a freezing mishap?
And now I can't stop. It is, though. This is why we love it, because it is. You can get away with shit on here. And we're the same, fucking don't get us wrong. This is off fucking leash for us.
Like, I know it's in a public forum, but it's like, it kind of feels like once you're in, it's our little secret. You know, like, and if you know, you know.
Yeah.
Chapter 5: How does the podcast address the theme of anonymous staff feedback?
And it's like, well, people could listen, but if they're not, then they're not into it. It's like, this is just for people that are into it.
Yeah, and the number of people that came, like, mate, I'm talking the full gambit. There was, if you were to close your eyes right now and just go...
okay so the traditional not for radio uh sniper that's that's in this fold and as a part of this whole cutter is you'd have a picture of them in your head and everyone's picture will be different clearly um but mate i know they just all look like you know me Well, that would be a fucking terrible-looking bunch of humans.
Luckily, however... I reckon they've all got well-worn smile creases.
Yeah, so I had this group of old ladies, and so at one end of the spectrum, a group of old ladies that bailed me up at the rugby on the weekend, at the Super Rugby final, and they're like, fuck, we laughed so hard, and they were like...
they weren't roughies they were like you'd be like given half a chance and a couple of bottles you'd climb in you know like that and i'd say they'll be 60 70s yeah uh and then this at the other end of it was this group of um young pacific boys from upper hut that came up and they're like yeah boy and they were just there's like 10 of them full noise and just peppering me with that we've said
like full bearish and i was like you wouldn't read about this unless you saw it it was wicked like because then you go we've literally got every single psychographic group that you could basically have as a part of this and that's what we wanted we didn't want it to be this or that we wanted it to be everything and so we are a part of don't get us wrong when we say that this is like a confessional setup for us we love we're on the same page anywho back to jimbo in the uk
I was listening to the latest podcast whilst cooking on the weekend and the yarn about the guy who pasted one of his nuts in the toilet seat. Okay.
Fuck. Couldn't do that in the winter. Summer, definitely. 40 degrees, which we'll get to a little bit later in the UK at the moment. Bloody hot going. Watch out. That's a real, that could be a real issue at the moment.
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Chapter 6: What unexpected events occur during the corrections training exercise?
Maybe we can keep him busy whilst the grown-ups sort this shit show out.
It still blows my mind. Because obviously... You don't think about these things. How long ago was COVID? Fuck, it was ages ago, like 21, 22?
No, it was... 23? No, it was 2019.
Chapter 7: What happens when a training exercise goes wrong?
Was it?
Because remember I got that hoodie that said, fuck 2020? Yes. So it was 2020 into 2019, something like that. And then I used to wear the fuck 2020 hoodie around the office, which is pretty rogue, but no one could really argue it because everyone sort of felt like that.
Everyone felt it.
I reached into – I had – Remember then they put me on as the cover photo of a fucking Christchurch criminals page? They're like, that's dunk from the rock. I don't know if they appreciate being on a Christchurch criminals page.
Chapter 8: What lesson is learned from the story of Kyle's hospital visit?
Yeah, they've got their own Facebook page. Yeah.
Crime church. I was reaching into a jacket. The weather was fucking inclement over the weekend, to say the least. So I grabbed this jacket. I hadn't worn for fucking ages. And put my hands into the pocket. And in each pocket there's a face mask in each one.
And I pulled it out like relics, like, I don't know, like fucking bringing out the stilts of a person that used to light street lamps, you know? I was like, fucking hell. Oh, so shit, wasn't it? I just remember I was reading this thing, and that was the start of this kind of joke. It was like...
One day you'll reach into a pocket and pull out a face mask and laugh to yourself as you drive your Mad Max truck through a pile of zombies on the way to pay 96 bucks for a fucking roll of shit paper.
Full Mad Max. Yeah, it was good. I'll just wrap this one up. Anyhow, time to open the floor and see what the snipers have to add to this one. In the meantime, big shout-out to Jay and Dunk. I discovered your potty a few weeks after my dad passed three years ago, and it's helped me through a very dark time. One day, when the finances allow, I'm calling dibs on an NFR cap.
In the meantime, do your worst, snipers. So if you want to jump in on that, that's in the Sniper's Nightmare Facebook group. Which, by the way, I was clearing some... Benny Boy's... Back in hospital. Well, yeah, he's in and out. It's ridiculous, but... Yeah, I was clearing some of the requests for the page, which you have to answer the questions and stuff.
Crazy how many of you are Sniper Elite and are only just jumping on now, being like, oh, I'm Sniper Elite, have been for the last two years, and now you're jumping on the page? Yeah. Like, that's the fucking best page.
We've said it so often. That's literally meeting someone, having sex at the table, and then waiting until you hop into the car afterwards to give them a kiss on a date.
Get in there. Sniper's Nightmare on Facebook group. Not accepting people that have been invited from people within the group anymore. You've got to request yourself and answer the questions just because... The numbers are out the fucking gate. It's like fucking 4,000 posts pending. Now it's starting to fritter out because I can't clear them quick enough.
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