Of The Eldest Gods
Episodes
Against All Odds: We DnD This Shit: Percy Jackson Style
01 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! We put a bunch of Percy Jackson characters into DnD! Se...
S7E24 I Make An Impossible Promise
19 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Another book comes to a close. But we are still here, talking about TTRPGs and Animorphs, for some reason. Join us as we dive into fictional politics,...
S7E23 We Throw a Wild House Party
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Possibly for the last time, we slip in some more old man yaoi talk... but who knows there's one more chapter.Send us a message through the Duat at...
S7E22 Friends in the Strangest Places
31 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Shock! Horror! The big bad arrives! Mostly, though, we talk about what's really important in this chapter: old man yaoi.Send us a message through ...
S7E21 We Buy Some Time feat. Matt
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Matt chose a deeply depressing chapter and Raye is worried that things will only become more bleak as this is only book 2 of 3! Charlie is also here.S...
S7E20 We Visit the House of the Helpful Hippo ft. Darien Smartt from Muses of Mythology
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Darien has some complaints about a love triangle, Raye does some apologetics, Charlie splits the difference, and we all adore Tawaret and come up with...
S7E19 The Revenge of Bullwinkle the Moose God feat. Adele
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK TO EGYPT! Canadian correspondent Adele joins the pod to talk about how Bullwinkle isn't Canadian or a moose.Send us a message throu...
PJOTB S2E8 The Fleece Works Its Magic Too Well
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we discuss our feelings about Season 2, get really, REALLY mad at Zeus, and speculate way too much about future seasons. WARNING: The...
PJOTV S2E7 I Go Down with the Ship ft. Ethan Hulen from Mysteries in the Machine
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Ethan and Charlie sail the Princess Andromeda without Raye's dulcet tones (we're sad about it too) and it doesn't seem to...
PJOTV S2E6 Nobody Gets the Fleece feat. Christina Khan from Burn Before Reading
13 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode: Raye loses their voice in real time, Christina can't stop laughing at Percy having to act through a crevasse, and Charlie continu...
PJOTV S2E5 We Check In to C.C.'s Spa and Resort ft. Darien Smartt from Muses of Mythology
06 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Darien and Charlie (sadly without Raye who is sick) have a blast talking about the great changes to Circe and the interesting design ...
PJOTV S2E4 Clarisse Blows Up Everything feat. Robert Gaymer
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Robert roasts flashback emo Luke, Charlie campaigns for Blockbuster Mitch, and we participate in the jelly spreading discourse.Send u...
PJOTV S2E3 We Board the Princess Andromeda
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Raye is still not over Luke's little sweater, Charlie is still waiting for zombie tourists, and some Laistrogonians go bowling.Send us an Iris mes...
PJOTV S2E1&2 I Play Dodgeball with Cannonballs & Demon Pigeons Attack ft. Sam O'Brien
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally here!!! Sorry this first episode was later than expected but we recorded for a LONG TIME about the first TWO episodes of season 2! Sa...
PJOTV S2E0 We Discuss Trailers and Predict Things (Again)
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Only a few more days until season 2! Charlie finally got Raye to sit down and watch the trailers to analyze every SINGLE second.Of the Eldest Gods wil...
S7E18 Gambling on Doomsday Eve
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, we hang out in a hotel room with the Kane kids. We discuss how Zia is chill now, how Carter is having some doubts, and how Walt gets tot...
S7E17 Menshikov Hires a Happy Death Squad
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie teaches Raye about the bestest little guy who also just so happens to be the new fire-breathing snake that Carter fears the most.Send us a mes...
S7E16 ...But Not as Evil as Romans feat. Taylor from Deus Ex Media
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor joins us as we finally figure out what's up with Walt, we complain about age gaps (again,) and we have a discussion about some of our least...
S7E15 Camels Are Evil...
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The party is still split so in this ep we get to talk about Sadie and Walt's adventure, which is actually the main quest, and hate on the amount o...
S7E14 At the Tomb of Zia Rashid feat. Takenna
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, the return of Zia. Takenna joins us to discuss Carter's simp behavior, reference The 10th Kingdom, and be totally cool about giving a gir...
S7E13 I Get a Demon Up My Nose
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we talk about Moses again while the party has been split and Carter and Bes talk about their girl troubles.Send us a message through ...
S7E12 I Master the Fine Art of Name-Calling
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Sadie has some boy troubles, Raye gets really excited about sibling relationships, and we have a short discussion about the quality o...
S7E11 Carter Does Something Incredibly Stupid (and No One Is Surprised) ft. Ethan of Mysteries in the Machine
18 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ethan joins us to talk about Carter wrestling a pushmi-pullyu and dying for the rest of the chapter while Sadie deals with the plot/getting the heck o...
S7E10 An Old Red Friend Comes to Visit feat. Robert Gaymer of The Bits
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Robert is still here! You could even say they've been here the whole time. In this one, we perform a little sympathetic magic, Charlie lets us kno...
S7E9 We Get A Vertically Challenged Tour of Russia ft. Robert Gaymer of The Dam Meme Page
04 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a chaotic episode with our buddy Robert where we all decide to get matching tattoos in the future. And also we talk about the first Russia ...
S7E8 Major Delays at Waterloo Station (We Apologize for the Giant Baboon) ft. Owen of Through the Mist
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We bring on Owen to discuss lore, including the Mist itself, as well as if Rick even knows the layout of London.WARNING: This episode has audio issues...
S7E7 A Gift From The Dog Headed Boy feat. Isabelle
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our wonderful music gal Isabelle returns to tell us how problematic the relationship between Sadie and Anubis is... also she wants to steal the podcas...
S7E6 A Birdbath Almost Kills Me
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we make fun of Carter for simping while simultaneously getting way too invested in old man yaoi. There's also some lore about how Raye ...
S7E5 I Learn To Really Hate Dung Beetles
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And in this episode we learn that scarabs are dung beetles... among other things...Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] ...
S7E4 A Birthday Invitation to Armageddon
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday Sadie! Oh boy, I sure do hope that nothing goes terribly wrong.Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] with ...
S7E3 The Ice-cream Man Plots Our Death
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we mess up the intro and Charlie get smote by Zeus... oh yeah we also cover a chapter... Sadie has a really cool room and we wanna live in B...
S7E2 We Tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we forget which godly path we're even on, we wonder just how heavy a griffin is supposed to be, anyways, and we want Carter to tell us what ...
S7E1 Fun With Spontaneous Combustion
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're baaaaaaack! And we have exploded into your podcatcher... oops... hey at least there's a new episode!Send us a message through the Duat a...
We Come Back for Season 7: The Throne of Fire
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We return to The Kane Chronicles! Join us for more divinely Egyptian adventures.Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] wit...
Against All Odds: We Smash or Pass Greek Monsters feat. Adele
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! We decided to play a fun (and very unhinged) game with ...
Against All Odds: We Read The Odyssey
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! We read the one of the Ancient Greek epics! Send us an ...
Against All Odds: We Watch "Atlantis" (Phineas and Ferb)
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Charlie and Raye watch ANOTHER episode of Phineas and F...
We Watch "And the Horns of a Dilemma" (The Librarians)
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Charlie and Raye watched an episode of The Librarians! ...
S6E41 We Stop the Recording, for Now.
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The chapter title alone feels scary to put as a podcast episode title... anyway... after 41 long chapters... we did it... we finished the book... AND ...
S6E40 I Ruin a Rather Important Spell feat. Isabelle
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Musician and #1 Sadie lover Isabelle returns as our tale reaches its climax. Who cares about Set anymore? There's a big snake in the sky!Send us a mes...
S6E39 Zia Tells Me a Secret
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Charlie and Raye talk about how House of Anubis did some weird Numerology, how messed up it is what the Kane parents are doing to their kid...
S6E38 The House is in the House
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Charlie and Raye argue about proper snake fighting technique, criticize the page layout of the hardcover version of The Red Pyramid, and ta...
S6E37 Leroy Gets His Revenge feat. Sam O'Brien from Content and Capable
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, our good buddy Sam joins us to discuss such fascinating topics as American airport security, what color desert sand is, and the validity...
S6E36 Our Family Is Vaporized
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The plot! It twists! Raye and Charlie have a disagreement over the word pyramidion. Also, can Set even use a pyramid for evil? Experts say maybe.Send ...
S6E35 Men Ask for Directions (and Other Signs of the Apocalypse)
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's the apocalypse! And the men are at the gas station asking for directions while the gals are actually figuring out how to stop the e...
S6E34 Doughboy Gives Us a Ride feat. Ethan Hulen from Mysteries in the Machine
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ethan joins us to discuss the Kane's new career in storm chasing, whether or not Set is camp, and what exactly in Egyptian mythology we can interp...
S6E33 We Go Into the Salsa Business feat. Adele
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adele is once again here to tell us that strong women are super hot. We also talk for maybe 20 mins about the difference between salsa and hot sauce.S...
S6E32 The Place of Crosses
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we continue to appreciate Philip of Macedonia, we make the best Bible joke either of us are ever going to come up with, and we begin the sag...
S6E31 I Deliver a Love Note
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are back with a shortie. Are we losing steam or was the chapter like 5 pages long??? It was cute though.Send us a message through the Dua...
S6E30 Bast Keeps a Promise
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, we experience technical difficulties, we despair over the sweaty crocodile man, and Charlie has a breakdown over their beloved cat mom.S...
S6E29 Zia Sets a Rendezvous feat. Darien Smartt
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by Darien (of MANY podcasts) and we get their feelings on the Kane Chronicles series vibe and kinda talk about the chapter.Sen...
S6E28 I Have a Date with the God of Toilet Paper feat. Blake
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Blake joins us to talk about Sadie and Anubis, who is generally pretty cool, but man. That age gap. Also featuring our continued delight wi...
S6E27 A Demon with Free Samples
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have another short one as we meet our new fave Egyptian god, Shezmu!Send us a message through the Duat at [email protected] wi...
S6E26 Aboard the Egyptian Queen feat. Takenna
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our friend Takenna hopped on this episode to help us debate boat names, judge the characters for not considering contract loopholes, and diss the divi...
S6E25 We Win An All-Expenses-Paid Trip to Death
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have one of our shortest episode in a hot minute and do the wrap up/grading of Carter and Sadie's final exam with Thoth. Send us a me...
S6E24 I Blow Up Some Blue Suede Shoes
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, we do some deep investigating on whether or not any Blue Suede Shoes actually appear in this chapter, Raye references some 90s children&...
S6E23 Professor Thoth's Final Exam feat. Taylor from Deus Ex Media
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor comes to visit just in time to meet Professor/Doctor Thoth/Djehuti, the weirdest/coolest god. We just like him, ok? Send us a message through t...
S6E22 Leroy Meets the Locker of Doom feat. Sam O'Brien from Content and Capable
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, our good buddy Sam joins us to discuss such fascinating topics as American airport security, what color desert sand is, and the validity...
S6E21 Aunt Kitty to the Rescue
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This time Charlie breaks the rules in the myth section to be a funny silly guy. (Should we expand the myth section to do stuff like this again???) Cha...
S6E20 I Visit the Star-Spangled Goddess feat. Matt
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Matt joins us to talk about Nut. Y'know, Nut? The milf who lives in the sky, topping all of us? We also make up an Egyptian deity oc who was born on l...
Against All Odds: Raye Explains the Mythos of Kid Icarus: Uprising
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Raye explained a mythology based media to Charlie! Send us ...
Against All Odds: We Attend Parents' Day at Camp Half-Blood
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! We finally did another CHB hypothetical for the bonus show!...
S6E19 A Picnic in the Sky
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Special thank you to Abby for being our Sadie narrator! This week the gang made it back to the US! Just in time for no more portals. Also Raye REALLY ...
S6E18 When Fruit Bats Go Bad feat. Robert Gaymer from The Dam Meme Page
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Warnings this episode for American politics (yikes) and a suicide mention (in the context of a meme.) We brought in Robert to discuss issues of the gr...
S6E17 A Bad Trip to Paris feat. Elliott from The Demigod Pod
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time the official French consultant of the pod, Elliott, came to chat about Paris... for the last 2 pages of the chapter. Send us a message throu...
S6E16 How Zia Lost Her Eyebrows feat. Mats
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This time, we brought on Mats to talk about Ma'at: love her. Also, we find some classes for our hypothetical Egyptian magician Tabletop game, Mats tel...
S6E15 A Godly Birthday Party
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trigger warnings galore for this episode's mythology section!! In happier news, we find out that Set quite literally cannot think outside of the box....
S6E14 A French Guy Almost Kills Us
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie figures out some French pronunciation. Raye decides that Zia is pretty cool, actually. We discuss the actual layout of this so called Hall of ...
S6E13 I Face the Killer Turkey
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just in time for Halloween we meet an Egyptian ghost... ooooooooo... except it's a turkey with a pharaoh's head... Egyptian mythology is fun. Send us ...
S6E12 A Jump Through the Hourglass feat. Adele
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We bring Adele on to answer a question of utmost importance: is the scorpion woman hot?????? Also, we get very into Egyptian Goddess Girlpower and com...
S6E11 We Meet the Human Flamethrower
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we meet the mysterious girl who has wanted to murder Carter and Sadie since chapter 2 and find Rick once again doesn't know how to describe ...
S6E10 Bast Goes Green
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Charlie reminds us all of their arachnophobia, Raye becomes overly enthused about the existence of Pharohs "Scorpion 1" and "Scorpion 2," a...
S6E9 We Run From Four Guys in Skirts ft. Robert Gaymer from The Dam Meme Page
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This chapter, Robert joined us to make the vibes truly insane. How many times can we cancel Charlie in a single episode? And is it ethical to date eit...
S6E8 Muffin Plays with Knives feat. Takenna
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This chapter, Takenna joined us to talk about how much we all love cats. Technically, every cat cafe is a temple to Bast. Also, Philip of Macedonia ge...
S6E7 I Drop A Little Man on His Head ft. Christina Kann from Burn Before Reading
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A special thank you to our Sadie narrator, Abby! This week, Raye and Charlie are joined by the podcaster everyone calls in to talk about libraries, Ch...
S6E6 Breakfast with a Crocodile
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Raye and Charlie discuss what dreaming feels like, argue about the curvature of the Earth, and talk about how much they love breakfast food...
S6E5 We Meet the Monkey feat. Ethan Hulen from Mysteries in the Machine
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by Ethan as we finally enter the Frat House of Life. The real question we keep asking this episode is "would YOU live her...
S6E4 Kidnapped by a Not-So-Stranger feat. Isabelle
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our music maker, Isabelle, joins us this week while we ask several legal questions, such as: Does it count as kidnapping if your guardians say it'...
S6E3 Imprisoned with My Cat
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This chapter we are in yet ANOTHER new perspective?? Time to hear all of Sadie's thoughts on the last couple chapters as well as her backstory as ...
S6E2 An Explosion for Christmas
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The story cranks up this episode. What happened to Carter and Sadie's dad? Why was he trying to call Osiris? And was it really Christmas, or, perh...
S6E1 A Death at the Needle
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE BACK!!! We have a cat, super YA protagonists, and a DILF evil scientist. What more could we need this season? Send us a message through the Dua...
We Start The Kane Chronicles in Season 6
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite Riordanverse podcast is coming back from hiatus to start A NEW SERIES!!! Send us a message through the Duat to oftheeldestgodspod@gmail....
Against All Odds: Phineas and Ferb Go to Camp Half-Blood
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie combined their love of Phine...
Against All Odds: We Watch "Troy Story" (Phineas and Ferb)
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie watch... yet ANOTHER episode...
Against All Odds: We Watch "Knot My Problem" (Phineas and Ferb)
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie watched yet another Phineas ...
Against All Odds: We Watch O Brother, Where Art Thou?
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie watch a movie that Raye insi...
Against All Odds: We Watch Xanadu
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This time Raye and Charlie covered the weirdest 80s mov...
Against All Odds: We Watch "Greece Lightning" (Phineas and Ferb)
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! Here's the first of MANY episodes of Phineas and Fe...
We Listen to “High Noon Over Camelot” by The Mechanisms
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie and Raye get back to their roots: going into way too much detail about sci-fi cabaret. Raye gets really excited about polyamory. Charlie gives...
S5E26 Percy Jackson and The Staff of Hermes
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another short story that takes place in New York! Who will show up? The ninja turtles? Spiderman? This fanfiction writes itself. Join us for Annabeth ...
S5E25 The Diary of Luke Castellan feat. Phoebe and Emily from Monster Donut
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we go into The Demigod Diaries with our friends from Monster Donut! We needed some real Luke stans on to talk about his other traumatic back...
S5E24 Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This one goes out to all the guys and dudes. We read a short story that doesn't actually appear to fit anywhere in canon. It's fine. Rick may ...
S5E23 We Say Good-bye, Sort Of feat. Isabelle
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Somehow this episode isn't four hours long... Charlie and Raye close out the original Percy Jackson series with help from their maker of music, Is...
S5E22 I Am Dumped
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie and Raye gush over how much we love Rachel Elizabeth Dare (again), we celebrate CANON PERCABETH THIS IS NOT A DRILL, and we decide that Nico s...
S5E21 Blackjack Gets Jacked feat. Sam O'Brien from Content and Capable
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sam is here but Hermes' snakes aren't as chatty... guess we have to see what Hermes himself has to say to Percy this time. Also Blackjack is g...
S5E20 We Win Fabulous Prizes feat. Matt
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our friend Matt joins us for the Most Important Chapter in Percy Jackson. Raye cannot be normal about this. Charlie advocates for vampirism, as usual....
S5E19 We Trash the Eternal City feat. Juice
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's this? Raye and Charlie invited on one of their most chaotic and insightful friends for this chapter. Yeah you should know what's coming...
S5E18 My Parents Go Commando feat. Robert Gaymer from The Dam Meme Page
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we wonder what the heck is going on with Lukronos, we discuss how cool Sally Jackson and Paul Blofis are, and Raye and Robert spend an unus...
S5E17 I Sit on the Hot Seat feat. Owen from Through the Mist
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our lore expert friend, Owen, is here to chat about one of our weirdest tangents yet... and is anyone else feeling a warmth on their rear during this ...
S5E16 We Get Help from a Thief feat. Adele
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, Adele comes on to talk about Women. Also, modern adaptations of Greek myth, especially The Song of Achilles. Silena is tragic, Clarisse ...