Of The Eldest Gods
Episodes
S2E12 We Check In to C.C.'s Spa & Resort
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Taylor is awake and not dead for once in the show's history. Someone should mark down this momentous occasion. Remember: all men are pigs......
S2E11 Clarisse Blows Up Everything feat. Adele!
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Taylor is sick, so Adele is here to save the day. Follow these plucky friends as they create a new My Little Pony and talk about the coolest...
S2E10 We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Monster Donut Kids all around! This week we see more adorable Tyson moments and the hydra that was weirdly in the first movie. Please, explain that to...
S2E9 I Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Families y'all. The family reunion episode was fittingly recorded right after Thanksgiving. Reminder the Tyson is wonderful. Send us an Iris message a...
S2E8 We Board the Princess Andromeda ft. Matt!
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we establish that we are now a Tyson-Beckendorf-George-Rainbow stan cast. It is chill. We are fine. Let's go cruising with our friend Matt. ...
S2E7 I Get Gifts from a Stranger ft. Sam O'Brien of Content and Capable
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we meet the great character ever... George. He speaks for the people really. Join us as we meet Sam's daddy and forget half of this chapter ...
S2E6 Demon Pigeons Attack ft. Philomena Sherwood
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, so now this show is a Tyson AND Beckendorf stan cast. That's it. But actually, this week we get pretty accurate chariot racing and more racism a...
S2E5 I Get a New Cabin Mate ft. Grace from The Restricted Section
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just a reminder that this is a Tyson Stan Podcast, in case you forgot. This week we meet one of the worst mortals to ever exist... and he is replacing...
S2E4 Tyson Plays with Fire
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week...WE HAVE A DOUBLE FEATURE...because Editing Taylor had a rough week. In this episode, I rant about bullfighting again and we talk about Har...
S2E3 We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment feat. Mats-Man
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week...WE HAVE A DOUBLE FEATURE...because Editing Taylor had a rough week. In this episode, we are joined by our lovely friend Mats and talk abou...
S2E2 We Play Dodgeball with Cannibals
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Taylor goes on a lot of rants... Oh, and Percy almost dies, but that isn't as important. Plus, we get to meet our armored marshmallow Tyson....
S2E1 My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress ft. Carrie from Fandoms Gone Wrong
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE BAAAAAAACK!!! We survived the hiatus, but Grover almost didn't. We also have out first guest for a book chapter. Come along with us as we voyag...
We Come Back for Season 2: The Sea of Monsters
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
JOIN US ON OCTOBER 14TH WHEN WE START "THE SEA OF MONSTERS" Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories go...
Taylor Announces Some Things
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to su...
We Crossover with The Restricted Section ft. Christina Kann and Grace
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Holy Crossover Batman! We are joined this week by Christina Kann and Grace from The Restricted Section (the pod that started it all) as we sort the Ha...
S1E23 We Watched The Lightning Thief Movie ft. Jason from Movie Night Crew
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we watch the movie with our pal, Jason! Yes, we do have very mixed opinions. No, we do not want to cover Sea of Monsters next season. Send u...
S1E22 The Prophecy Comes True
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week...it is THE END. We set up the series because the previous chapter wrapped up the story. Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail...
S1E21 I Settle My Tab
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we finally get some plot resolution...that leads to more questions, naturally. Also, Mrs. Dodds is a hero here? Send us an Iris message at o...
S1E20 I Battle My Jerk Relative
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we finally get some plot resolution...that leads to more questions, naturally. Also, Mrs. Dodds is a hero here? Send us an Iris message at o...
S1E19 We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we fly to the pit and back. Maybe we find the villain of the story? Maybe we don't? I just know we probably have mercury poisoning from the ...
We Take a Mental Health Break
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss Twilight and the rest of MNCN.
S1E18 Annabeth Does Obedience School
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as die for the second time in this book, but this time it is a little more real. Who doesn't drown in the bathtub with their best friends? We ...
S1E17 We Shop for Water Beds
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we have breakdowns over Death Valley and Procrustes because we got a nice boring filler chapter this week. At least our heroes make it out ...
S1E16 We Take a Zebra to Vegas
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This chapter would be so much better if we got to ride on the backs of consenting zebras. Instead, we have to witness severe animal abuse and children...
Pride Special: We Talk About Hot Women feat. Adele
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week is a special pride bonus episode where we talk about a lot of hot women! Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your t...
Pride Special: We Learn Charlie's Got Powers ft. Haley from The Restricted Section
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week is a special pride bonus episode where we learn that all non-binary people have powers granted by the gods! Send us an Iris message at ofthe...
S1E15 A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our team is graced with the presence of the god of angst and we get to go to a waterpark. At least we get some clean clothes out of it? Send us an Iri...
S1E14 I Become A Known Fugitive
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I was going to come up with a witty description but FLOATING MCDONALD'S Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with your thoughts and...
S1E13 I Plunge to My Death
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is the story of how Percy dies... well kind of. The main point of this episode is Rick didn't do enough research about the transportation methods...
S1E12 We Get Advice From A Poodle
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Percy and Grover get some real male bonding in this one. We also get reminded of the horrors of climate change through Grover's trauma. At least there...
S1E11 We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our tiny heroes get trapped by the most heinous monster yet... greasy, fast food. How ever will they get out of this mess? TW: Discussion of sexual as...
S1E10 I Ruin A Perfectly Good Bus
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
EAT MY PANTS! Our journey finally begins...and is immediately sidetracked, of course. Time to welcome back our favorite math teacher and meet some new...
S1E9 I Am Offered A Quest
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode goes from depressed Percy to "YOU WANT TO TURN ME INTO A WHAT?" Percy to our little man is growing up Percy. A wild ride of a chapter as ...
S1E8 We Capture A Flag
02 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We did it demigods! We finally found our godly parent... well, at least Percy did. Note: Taylor's audio goes wonky near the end of the episode. Just l...
S1E7 My Dinner Goes Up In Smoke
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Time to make sacrifices... of brisket? It is another episode full of emotional trauma. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with yo...
S1E6 I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, it is our first day of camp... hope nothing too weird happens to Percy. Send us an Iris message at [email protected] with you thoughts...
S1E5 I Play Pinochle with a Horse
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join us and Percy as we encounter Dionysus for the first time... and we have trouble grasping his many, many forms. Note: I apologize for the weird hu...
OTEG Celebrates Women's History Month
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we take a side quest with Taylor in celebration of Women's History Month and International Women's Day. Listen as Taylor rambles on about fe...
S1E4 My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Time for another existential crisis with our best pal Percy and the most confusing monster for our tiny minds! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestg...
S1E3 Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Pants
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Eww, do you smell that? We meet one of the worst characters in the series, but also the true goddess known as Sally Jackson. Blue candy anyone? Send u...
S1E2 Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Percy is not having the greatest time... he is really just trying his best. I guess no one really likes taking finals, riding a Greyhound Bus, or havi...
S1E1 I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No spoilers here! Our journey begins with our dear Percy Jackson running into some trouble at the MET and his crazy adventures begin. As does ours! Se...
S1E0 We Make a Silly Podcast
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get to know your hosts before we start reading the books! Why even make a podcast about the Riordan-verse? Because we can and we want to. Our first ch...
We Made a Trailer
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for Of the Eldest Gods coming to you on February 18th. Make sure you subscribe to know right away when our episodes drop. Until then, enjoy ...