Laura Smyth

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Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster 1h 7m 4 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Who is Laura Smyth and why is she on Off Menu?

Ed Gamble 0:13
Welcome to the Off Menu Podcast, taking the marzipan of conversation, crafting into the imitation fruits of humour, and presenting in a wonderful box with some tissue paper around it. Marzipan fruits, imagine that.
James Acaster 0:28
That is Ed Gamble, my name is James Edcastle. Together we own a dream restaurant, and every single week we invite a guest, ask them their favourite ever start, a main course dessert, side dish and drink, not in that order. And this week our guest is... Laura Smith!
Ed Gamble 0:40
Laura Smith, a wonderful comedian, James.
James Acaster 0:42
Fantastic comic. So funny. Laura and I do Glastonbury every year together. Yes. It's a fallow year this year, so we won't be doing Glastonbury. So therefore, Laura's on the podcast. Yes. So I get my annual dose of Laura Smith.
Ed Gamble 0:56
James can't afford to let his friendships go fallow. Yes. Along with the Glastonbury schedule.
James Acaster 1:01
That's right. I'm very excited that Laura's coming on.
Ed Gamble 1:04
You miss Glastonbury, don't you? You put a long drop in your garden because you miss it so much.
James Acaster 1:08
Yeah, I do. And I do a big poo in there. And then I go and I sit in, well, I get my phone and I play my favourite bands, but I make sure that I put my phone as far away from me as possible, like several blocks away. And then I watch from really far back in my garden. I don't really have a garden, but it's fun to actually fantasise about having a lawn job in my garden, actually. I feel quite fancy now.
Ed Gamble 1:34
Laura is fantastic, and she's on tour with her show Born Aggie. That's in the autumn, and she's doing the event in Apollo, James. Well worth a visit.
James Acaster 1:44
Get this, though, right? We like Laura, but we will kick her out the dream restaurant if she picks the secret ingredient, an ingredient we deem to be unacceptable. And this week, get this, the secret ingredient is... Eggie bread.
Ed Gamble 1:56
Eggie bread.
James Acaster 1:57
Born Eggie. Eggie bread. Born Eggie. So Eggie sounds like Aggie, so we've done Eggie bread. Eggie bread. Pretty good.
Ed Gamble 2:05
Enjoy. Enjoy this episode. It's the Off Menu Menu of Laura Smith.
Ed Gamble 2:20
Welcome, Laura, to the Dream Restaurant.
James Acaster 2:22
Thank you for having me. Welcome, Laura Smith, to the Dream Restaurant. We've been expecting you for some time.
Laura Smyth 2:27
Yeah, indeed. Thanks for having me.
James Acaster 2:29
Most welcome, of course. Thanks for coming. It's very exciting to have you here.
Laura Smyth 2:33
Thank you.
James Acaster 2:33
I feel like you and I only really see each other at Glastonbury each year.
Laura Smyth 2:37
We do. This is great. I am a huge, huge fan of your comedy, but I have to say, when you and Mr Nish Kumar are DJing, it's a next-level fandom. Thank you. It might be something to do with my altered state at Glastonbury. Yeah, sure. But you've never quite noticed me, but I'm usually at the front row going, guys, you know me! As you mix Missy Elliott and Natalie Imbruglia, and I can still have flashbacks of your mixes. I love it. I love it. And I said to Nish, I said, it's like when the geeks in the common room get the aux cord. He went, no, it's not like that. LAUGHTER It is that.
Ed Gamble 3:15
Yeah, yeah. I love seeing these guys DJ. It's not enough to make me go to Glastonbury.
Laura Smyth 3:19
Why? No, no, no.
Ed Gamble 3:21
This guy hates it.
Laura Smyth 3:22
This guy. Download. Download, girlie.
Ed Gamble 3:24
Download's great. It's the right size. It's the right bands. It's the right paving.
Laura Smyth 3:29
Yeah, exactly.
Ed Gamble 3:30
Exactly. I'm just not interested. Glastonbury's too big. And I'm not interested in any of the bands, I'd say. Maybe three, but that's not enough for a weekend, is it? And I don't want to get into an altered state, Laura.
Laura Smyth 3:40
You don't want to get into an altered state, but there's something else about Glastonbury when you play it as a comedian. You could quite happily have your whole weekend just tucked up behind with Charlotte the Booker and her crew of hippie legends making you tea. And there's that vibe of like... oh, I suppose I'd better go and watch Roger Stewart then. Yeah, yeah. Oh, going to town. I sometimes think if my whole classroom was just talking nonsense with other comedians and watching Basil Brush and Acaster and Kumar DJing, I'd go home happy.
James Acaster 4:12
Yeah, Basil Brush sang Purple Rain last year. What do you think about that? Yeah. Bet you'd have liked to have seen that.
Laura Smyth 4:18
Don't get that a download, my friend.

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