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Old Time Detectives

Sam Spade - The Love Letter Caper

25 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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61.878 - 75.331 Sam Spade

Sam Spade, detective.

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75.351 - 82.618 Unknown

And the world began. Woman was meant for man.

82.858 - 85.1 Ella Comstock

Oh, Mr. Spade.

85.12 - 103.238 Sam Spade

I must say, this is the shortest honeymoon in my experience. Yes, and you've been keeping something from me. Oh, I wouldn't blame myself if I did. It would be exactly telegraphed at this point. Come on in, Angel, and I'll tell you as much about it as I think you should know. And what may I ask? There's a large parcel with a pink ribbon around it? Love letters. What else?

103.258 - 109.567 Ella Comstock

Oh, I must say, for a whirlpool romance. Whirlpool? I mean, writing all those letters. When did she find time to get acquainted?

109.587 - 113.192 Sam Spade

Stop pulling at that blouse. What's the matter with it?

Chapter 2: What is the Love Letter Caper about?

170.156 - 174.061 Sam Spade

You could lose a pound or two yourself. There you are. Eat the change.

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174.481 - 176.464 Curtin

Thanks. I'll smoke it after dinner.

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181.63 - 206.791 Sam Spade

The first thing that fell out of the envelope was a photograph. Glamour type. It was inscribed, he's Sam, body and soul, Ella. The letter was in the same tone of voice. Sam. Oh, Sam, my darling. Last night was so beautiful, but now my arms are empty and I'm filled with strange fears for the future. Unless I see you soon, I don't know how I can go on living. Come to me tonight, my darling.

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206.811 - 216.299 Sam Spade

Wait until the house is dark. Then slip into the west gate and I'll meet you beside the fountain. If you fail me, I don't know what I'll do. But I know you won't.

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216.319 - 218.822 Ella Comstock

All, all, all my life. Forever.

226.211 - 240.148 Sam Spade

Ella. I, uh, read it over again. Looked long and late at her picture and shook my memory down. I couldn't even remember ever meeting a girl named Ella. But I did remember that last night was definitely not beautiful. In fact, I had dropped 35 bucks in a blackjack game. Not deductible.

240.972 - 257.65 Sam Spade

After I had tested the letter for invisible ink, codes, and ciphers, etc., with negative results, I decided it was either A, a crank letter, or B, bait, or C, a camouflage call for help from a damsel in distress. I took another look at said damsel's photograph and decided I would investigate her distress.

258.491 - 280.829 Sam Spade

I then phoned my secretary and told her to look up the night's bus schedule to Atherton to return the dress on the envelope containing said love letter. It was around 11 in the p.m. and the moon was just clearing the treetops behind the Comstock Mansion when I slipped in at the west gate, heard the instructions in Ella's love letter, and took a plant beside the aforementioned fountain.

282.151 - 294.486 Sam Spade

The house was in darkness and I didn't see the ladder until the moon cleared the chimney pot. There was a girl climbing down the ladder from the second story and she had a suitcase in her hand. When she reached the ground, she looked around anxiously, spotted me, and flew into my arms. Don't!

Chapter 3: How does Sam Spade get involved in the mystery?

387.143 - 390.479 Sam Spade

Your love letter arrived here. Come on. Here, let me carry your bag.

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390.799 - 395.343 Ella Comstock

No, no, it's all right.

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395.363 - 418.324 Sam Spade

I'll carry it. Come on, come on. It's okay. No cops, no booby traps. Now, let's have a look in that suitcase. No, you must not. Come on, come on. Give it to me. No, you can't. Why not? Because you've got the wrong idea. Oh. Well, well, well. What have we here? I knew you'd get the wrong idea. The only thing you seem to have missed is the whole diamond. That jewelry is mine. Every piece of it.

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418.344 - 437.366 Sam Spade

It's all I have in the world. Poor kid. Let's see now. Diamond bracelet, not more than 10 grand. Emerald necklace, secondhand, of course. All told, I don't imagine this stuff will net you a penny more than 100,000 bucks. I know, but I'll just have to get along as best I can. I don't have any money of my own. Yeah, why did you write me that crazy love letter? Because my uncle reads all my news.

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438.127 - 448.943 Sam Spade

And I didn't want him to know I was hiring a detective. Why did you? I couldn't very well walk around with all these jewels without thumb protection, could I? Oh, my uncle, it followed me here. I suppose it's the cops. Oh, no, it's me. I know it. Where can I hide?

Chapter 4: What clues does Sam uncover from the love letters?

450.813 - 479.706 Sam Spade

You have a dead room? Yeah, but it has a window and a fire escape in here. Go on. Go on, go on. Faith? Yeah? I... I suppose she's told you about me. You her uncle? Oh, good heavens, no. I'm Stuart Mason. I'm her fiancƩ. Or was, until she ran away with you. Maybe you'd better step inside, Mr. Mason. Thank you. Sit down. I'd like to... No, no, no.

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480.833 - 497.752 Sam Spade

I just thought of a few things I'd like to leave for Ella. Here. This bundle of letters. Her love letters to me. I suppose she'll want to destroy them. Now, wait a minute, Mr. Mason. Don't jump to any rash conclusions. I saw her come down the ladder. I saw her throw herself into your arms. Yeah, but I... I can't blame her. I've been a coward.

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497.792 - 519.738 Sam Spade

I told myself it was for her own sake that I just threw herself on the ceiling with me. But now I know that, well, it was at least partly a fear for myself. But I might die the other day. Yeah, but, uh, what others? The men she's known, they've all died under mysterious circumstances. Didn't she warn you? Well, all she told me was that her uncle was insane and wouldn't let her out.

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520.359 - 526.764 Sam Spade

Crazy like a fox. As long as she remains unmarried, he controls her money. Three million dollars of it.

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526.784 - 527.785 Unknown

Uh-huh.

527.805 - 535.872 Sam Spade

Well, only the brave deserve the fair. Alas, if you'll just give her these letters and tell her that I... You tell her yourself. Come on out, Ellen.

537.073 - 537.814 Ella Comstock

Why did you come here?

538.234 - 542.542 Sam Spade

Your letters, my dear. And I... I wish you every happiness.

542.562 - 542.862 Ella Comstock

Stuart!

Chapter 5: Who is Ella and what is her relationship with Sam?

563.968 - 570.139 Sam Spade

What do you want? Mr. Spade, I've been aware for some time that you've been carrying on a surreptitious love affair with my niece. Look, Mr. Comstock.

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570.159 - 573.002 Hugo Comstock

What, Tim Riley? Don't worry, Mr. Comstock.

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573.022 - 590.262 Sam Spade

I advise you against trying to jump him, Spade. Why should I? You're both nuts, but not crazy enough to take a shot at me here. Try me instead. I wouldn't waste the energy. I haven't made a penny on this taper so far, and it doesn't look like I will. Ha! Not a penny, he says. The King's ransom and jewels extorted from a foolish, lovesick girl. Oh, how did I manage that?

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590.322 - 610.543 Sam Spade

Don't you play the innocent with me. This packet of love letters will satisfy the police. Blackmail. You're crazy. Those letters weren't written to me. You deny that Ella has ever written you a letter? One too many. In fact, one. Well, how do you explain these? Darling Sam. Sam, my dearest one. What? Sam, my great, big, beautiful detective.

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610.563 - 611.744 Hugo Comstock

Stated last October.

611.764 - 613.226 Sam Spade

Hey, let me see those things.

613.246 - 614.267 Hugo Comstock

I told you not to move.

615.057 - 616.539 Sam Spade

So you did. Well, what now?

617.039 - 640.709 Hugo Comstock

Very well. Give me the police department. Yes, it is. Hello? This is Hugo Comstock. I want to make a complaint. Blackmail. Oh. Hello. I want to... Yes, yes, Sergeant. The name is Hugo Comstock, and I'm making this complaint on behalf of my niece, Miss Ella Comstock.

Chapter 6: What complications arise with Uncle Hugo?

676.031 - 682.704 Sam Spade

Booked, bothered, and bewildered. What bewildered me was how to raise a $2,500 bail. Sam Spade, innocent dope.

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683.025 - 687.353 Ella Comstock

I mean, dope.

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687.373 - 712.31 Sam Spade

The United States Armed Forces Radio Service is presenting the weekly adventure of Dashiell Hammett's famous private detective, Sam Spade. Up the times was my breakfast of rude prison fare. They didn't serve any rye crisps, but what they did serve was even less fattening.

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712.33 - 725.287 Sam Spade

I thrust my emaciated arms through the bars of my cell and clawed at the lapels of a passing bondsman and begged him for sucker. He says I didn't need any because I was it. I hurled him aside and sat down to think. About ten years, Sergeant Walt, told still in front of myself.

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727.209 - 728.511 Hugo Comstock

Okay, Sam, get moving. You're free.

728.932 - 730.594 Sam Spade

Gee, thanks. Who stood my bail?

730.694 - 731.515 Hugo Comstock

Great kidder, aren't you?

731.798 - 734.06 Sam Spade

Sergeant, am I to understand that the charges have been dropped?

734.08 - 734.701 Hugo Comstock

Get out of here.

Chapter 7: How does the investigation unfold in the mansion?

844.28 - 860.137 Sam Spade

What's that? I do, after you read my diary and my confessions to myself about S.A.M. and the references to his brilliant mind on criminal subjects. You were a natural stand-in for S.A.M. Pronounce S.A.P. But I wasn't going through with it then. Not after I met you.

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860.478 - 860.798 Unknown

Why not?

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861.659 - 902.299 Sam Spade

Because the moment I saw you, I knew that all those things I'd said in that love letter were real to you. Really? Last night was so beautiful? I think I... I think I must have dreamed of you. Exactly. Oh, Sam, darling, I... Come here. Oh, I can imagine. Boyfriends dropping dead right and left. Yeah. Go on. You spring me out of that blackmail for him so I can help you compound a felony.

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902.319 - 908.647 Sam Spade

But, Sam, what am I going to do? You forge the marriage, go forge the divorce. Where are you going? Back to jail. I'll see you there.

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909.649 - 916.418 Curtin

Oh, dear me. It's your foot. It's cast iron. Don't make them like that nowadays.

916.478 - 917.099 Sam Spade

My foot?

917.459 - 919.222 Curtin

Yes, your foot. I meant the strong box.

919.502 - 920.143 Sam Spade

Oh.

920.663 - 923.287 Curtin

Coming in or going out?

Chapter 8: What shocking revelations are made about the family history?

1047.01 - 1061.41 Sam Spade

He was a dead ringer for Uncle Hugo, which might have been a coincidence, but wasn't. I started scanning through the love letters. Find any money yet? Huh? Well, there's a Confederate pen spot. I'll let you know if I hit any paydirt. Well, at least she left me a pot to make tea in. What? But if there wasn't any money, why wouldn't Uncle Hugo let me get married?

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1061.43 - 1079.434 Sam Spade

Now, look, why don't you go and watch out that pot and make some tea, huh? Probably least. Oh, something in it. Hmm? No money. It's grandmother's marriage certificate and mother's and Uncle Hugo's birth certificate. Let's see those. Oh, it's crap. I might have known. I wonder who that is. That will be your Uncle Hugo. Well, that doesn't need to worry us anymore, does it?

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1079.454 - 1090.009 Sam Spade

Yeah, put these things back in the teapot and put the teapot on the mantelpiece. But it's crap. So am I, so do it anyway. Come right in, Uncle Hugo. You too, Cousin Riley, you fool. Very funny.

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1090.209 - 1095.203 Hugo Comstock

Now, now, don't be silly, Riley. Mother, accept your poor old uncle's blessing on this happy occasion.

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1095.223 - 1099.529 Sam Spade

I don't want your blessing, Uncle Hugo. You're a mean old man, and you killed all my fiancƩs.

1099.669 - 1114.252 Hugo Comstock

Well, it appears that Mr. Cousins has already brought you a legacy. I believe I recognize your grandmother's strong bond. The mentors of a strange romantic chapter in the history of a great family, Mr. Sage. You, who have joined that family so unexpectedly, will have a privilege that even I was never granted.

1114.272 - 1114.833 Sam Spade

Oh, how come?

1115.373 - 1117.497 Hugo Comstock

My mother was a strange woman in some way.

1117.537 - 1118.458 Sam Spade

I'm sure she was.

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