Only You Would Think That
Episodes
#109 Goodbye 2025!
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi wrap up 2025 and try to take a psychic sneak peek into their 2026 futures with mixed results. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwou...
#108 3rd Annual Winter Holiday Spectacular!!
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another year, another Holiday Spectacular with a reluctant Jessi, but this year Mike brought his super model legs. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.only...
#107 Special Guest Comrade Tripp Hates Podcasts
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and social media star Comrade Tripp reluctantly fulfills his commitment to participate in an episode of Only You Would Think That. *** Prod...
#106 Snowball Fights & Anthrax Showers
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike longs for the days when the U.S. President had time to interfere in civilian snowball fights and Jessi recalls the time she found a group shower ...
#105 Everlasting Insults & Shady Dental Motives
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi questions everyone's motives at her dental office and Mike is still suffering from the sting of a customer insult. *** Produced by Zan Brody ww...
#104 Bird Curiosity & Corn Pit Horrors
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike finally feels seen through the current trend of proving your love through an interest in birds and Jessi's husband inadvertently traumatizes a ch...
#103 Thick Thighs & Hotel Bribes
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi has little faith in her husband's attempt to Tony Soprano his way into a hotel upgrade and Mike can't stop talking about Muggsy Bogues thighs. ...
#102 Halloween Once Again!!
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spooky season has arrived, which means yet another special Halloween episode that Jessi must tolerate as Mike rejoices. *** Produced by Zan Brody ww...
#101 Powerful Bidets & The Silent Runway
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi walks the runway to total audience silence while Mike seeks out the powerwasher of bidets. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat...
100th Episode Celebration!!
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi celebrate reaching the 100th episode milestone with an episode of their favorite clips. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthi...
#99 Expiring Marriages & The Craft Fair Patriarchy
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi fights the patriarchy by pretending she isn't desperate to attend a craft fair and Mike isn't sure he'd make the cut if marriages had contract r...
#98 Gold Bond Footprints & A Man Named Gertrude
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike considers relaunching himself as the world's first male Gertrude and Jessi announces herself in a puff of Gold Bond. *** Produced by Zan Brod...
#97 Power Colors Unleashed & Rejecting Inner Peace
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi vehemently resists reaching inner peace through meditation while Mike tries to turn his life around with a color analysis. *** Produced by Zan...
#96 The Yo-Yo Bully & The Eager Hostage
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi's secret yo-yo skills may limit her ability to bully and Mike narrowly avoids yet another kidnapping attempt. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.on...
#95 Knitting Victories & Slovakian Validation
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi contains multitudes as the podcast celebrates her knitting wins at the Minnesota State Fair. Mike is also riding high after receiving validation...
#94 Sea Squirts & The World's Worst Wingman
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike recalls his time as the world's worst wingman for Jamie Kennedy and Jessi dreams of the life of a brainless sea squirt. *** Produced by Zan Bro...
#93 Brutally Scottish & Neighborhood Judgement Night
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike is forced to keep his hat on as protection from brutal Scottish honesty and Jessi stresses out about letting the neighbors in while simultaneousl...
#92 Anal Glands & Infinite Space
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike inexpertly tackles his dog's anal glands and Jessi remains upset about space. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questions...
#91 Backpack Attack & The Lost Shark
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi engages in a silent and one-sided battle with a stranger's backpack at Starbucks and Mike has his suspicions that the shark he regularly tracks ...
#90 Accidental Stalking & The SeaWorld Mime
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi becomes an accidental stalker and Mike finds himself captivated but morally challenged by his new mime obsession. *** Produced by Zan Brody ww...
#89 Surprise Visits & The Lucrative Slogan Business
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike's floaty grasp of his calendar leads to an awkward surprise visit to Jessi's home. Mike and Jessi offer up their creative talent to Long John Sil...
#88 Elephant Stampedes & The Deadweight Friend
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi finds the lighter side of a homicide by elephant stampede and Mike finds out he'd be the deadweight friend in a planned heist. *** Produced by Z...
#87 Eating Jesus & The Overeager Detective
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi's son has some urgent questions and valid concerns during his first Catholic Funeral Mass and Mike realizes he doesn't have the impulse control ...
#86 Falling Short & Toilet Snack Time
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike defends his right to dine in the bathroom while Jessi injures both her body and her ego with her lackluster vertical leap. *** Produced by Zan Br...
#85 Misleading Maps & The Undercover Banana
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike questions his life choices after he's mistaken for a giant pile of bananas and Jessi realizes her Game of Thrones map may not be the best resourc...
#84 The Petty Life & Alien Nights
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike has a mysterious cut on his head which he hopes is alien related. Jessi declares her intent to live a life rich with unending grudges and petty r...
#83 Underwear Scooters & The Cusp of Hotness
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike grapples with his status of always being on the cusp of hotness and Jessi's misinterpretation of a news story births a ridiculous yet potentially...
#82 Bad Role Models & Fartless Husbands
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi educates a young listener on the coolness of smoking and Mike flexes his status as a non farting husband. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouw...
#81 Ominous Owls & Terrible Advice
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi set out to be the worst advice podcast and revel in their mutual paranoia of spotting an owl. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwoul...
#80 Weaponized Crystals & Meme Etiquette
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi accosts Mike with his own crystal. Mike nearly torpedoes his friendship with Jessi due to his inability to gracefully receive her memes. *** Pro...
#79 Causing Scenes & Failed Apologies
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi recount the many times they've caused public scenes and their various apologies gone wrong. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldt...
#78 Snake Sperm & Koala Crime Sprees
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi theorize on how to collect snake sperm after learning that Jessica Simpson refuses to stop drinking it. Jessi plots a life of crime arm...
#77 Snickers Coffins & Gorilla Bites
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi makes an unusual demand of Mike to fulfill her exact coffin specifications. Mike and Jessi contemplate how many gorilla bites are too many goril...
#76 Mom Farts & Elephant Seal Fights
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike talks Jessi down from challenging an elephant seal to a fight and Jessi questions if she's bringing the right tools to parenting. *** Produced by...
#75 Cheese Balls & Dog Teeth
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike accepts some unexpected teeth from the vet and Jessi's ongoing grocery store cashier saga reaches a satisfying conclusion. *** Produced by Zan B...
#74 Secret Beehives & Cocaine Toupees
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi implores Mike to prove his friendship loyalty through some hairy illegal smuggling activities. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkth...
#73 Above The Law
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi pleads her case that traffic laws don't apply to her and Mike has an abnormally gentle interpretation of the movie "Deliverance". *** Produced b...
#72 Special Guest Cy Amundson- It’s Alive!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and "Middle of Somewhere" Co-host Cy Amundson joins his longtime friends Mike and Jessi for a rollercoaster of an episode, chatting about ali...
#71 Cemetery Capacity & Sleepy Pullover
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike's childhood was filled with totally normal worries like where to put all the bodies and Jessi talks herself out of a dangerous driving situation....
#70 Wet, Mad & Sockless
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tragedy strikes mid recording when Mike loses control of a water filled mason jar and Jessi is left mad and sockless. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.on...
#69 Frozen Nose Hairs & Spicy Ketchup
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi have no choice but to embrace living in a place where their nose hairs often freeze and ketchup is considered a spice level. *** Produc...
#68 Mariah Carey & The Illusion of Time
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi find respect for Mariah Carey and her plight to challenge the concept of linear time. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkt...
#67 Sugar Cookies & Endless Murder
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi reexamines her childhood reading material and finds endless murder, drugs and incest. Mike can't outrun his mother-in-law's watchful eye and pla...
#66 Old People Food & The Karate Kid Surprise
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi accuses Mike of eating like an old person. Mike wonders if he's having a fever dream at Disney World when the Karate Kid makes a surprising appe...
#65 Second Lives & Hidden Cricket Potential
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike suspects he missed his calling to be the world's greatest cricket player and Jessi feels disadvantaged as a woman due to her inability to have a ...
#64 New Year's Eve & The Fortune Cookie Forecast
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After another unpredictable year, Mike and Jessi decide to all put their hopes and dreams for 2025 into a fortune cookie that Mike found on the ground...
#63 2nd Annual Winter Holiday Spectacular!
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Once again, Mike brings his festive spirit and Jessi does her best to combat it in this special holiday themed episode. *** Produced by Zan Brody www....
#62 Toilet Hovers & Musical Einstein
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Little Mike Brody made some major errors in the bathroom and suffered the consequences. Mike and Jessi envision an alternate sing-along version of Opp...
#61 Switching Lives & Ketchup Tonics
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi's lives are starting to blur together, so they ponder the benefits of going full life swap. Jessi longs for the days of ketchup tonics ...
#60 Pink Eye & Missed Opportunities
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi is tortured by a missed opportunity to yell at an old woman in a thrift store. Mike unravels the mystery behind Jessi's chronic eye infections a...
#59 Tommy Ryman Returns!
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Tommy Ryman joins the podcast to chat about burning cardigans, the best way to receive bad news and his upcoming comedy special. *** Produced...
#58 Car Wash Combat & Fun New Roadkill
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi find conflict over car wash recommendations and a roadkill surprise gives Jessi an unexpected feeling of newness. *** Produced by Zan...
#57 Chimp Attacks & Sketchy Ice Cream
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi address their chronic fear of chimpanzees stealing their noses and their general suspicions of all neighborhood ice cream trucks. *** P...
#56 It's Halloween Again!
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A special spooky season themed episode fully possessed by the "Only You Would Think That" spirit. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat....
#55 We're Back!
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi volunteers to catch Mike up on all the news he missed during his family emergency though she can't guarantee the validity. *** Produced by Za...
#54 Teeth Collectors & Seahorse Romances
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike concludes baby teeth collecting can quickly turn from cute to sinister and Jessi dreams of being a seahorse in love. *** Produced by Zan Brody w...
#53 Fateful Meetings & Columbo
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike has a chance meeting ordained by God and Mike and Jessi contemplate the power of having a private investigator. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.on...
#52 Fat Bears & The Unpredictable Future
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi and Mike agree they can't predict the future but they are eager to start their fat bear winter, if only someone would ask. *** Produced by Za...
#51 Butt Funnels & Powdered Wigs
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi defend a family restaurant who has found themselves in the news for a margarita butt funnel incident. A deep dive into powdered wigs re...
#50 Circus Peanuts & Goth Jessi
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi secretly yearns to be goth and Mike brings his stale circus peanuts to the party. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Questi...
#49 Mike The Martian & Dumb Sidekicks
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi clues Mike in to his real role on the podcast and Mike is ready to volunteer for the Mars simulation if it means he finally gets a break from th...
#48 Drowning & Taint Sunning
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike nearly drowned while vacationing sober at a magic mushroom resort and Jessi unleashes her unfiltered thoughts on taint sunning and other trending...
#47 The Millennial Eyebrow vs. Gen X
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi compare and contrast their Millennial/Gen X personality traits and eyebrows. *** Produced by Zan Brody www.onlyyouwouldthinkthat.com Qu...
#46 Hot Air & Strange Contacts
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi is her own worst enemy in her battle with her broken air conditioner and Mike has some questionable phone contacts. *** Produced by Zan Brody...
#45 Stingrays & Swingdancing
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi reflect back on the bizarre swing dancing/leg breaking phase of the 90s. Jessi suppresses her intense desire to correct a teacher and M...
#44 Rat Men & Earwig Battles
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the summer of cool grandmas and hot rat men. Jessi is slowly dying of heat exhaustion while she combats earwigs and Mike is adding a nautical fla...
#43 Kaboom...It's Independence Day!
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast returns just in time to celebrate the 4th of July with a blur of firework stories, a high stakes U.S. citizen test and Mike recounting the...
#42 School's Out!
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast's season one finale episode. Mike and Jessi deliver inspiring yet dystopian commencement speeches after reminiscing about some of their ...
#41 Gator Fishing & Too Much Vacation
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi's son diplomatically lets her know he's had enough vacation time with her, while Mike's wife is the only thing stopping him from exploring gator...
#40 Live Mannequins & Tricky Pants
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike reveals his JCPenney childhood model past and Jessi has a surprising pants trick. Mike and Jessi plot out ways to go viral for being terrible peo...
#39 Hot Air Balloons & Gardening Attempts
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike casually drops his family history of hot air ballooning, leaving Jessi wondering what else he hasn't mentioned. Jessi's earnest attempt at garden...
#38 Hey... It's Mother's Day!
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A special episode celebrating and unpacking the unexpectedly funny parts of motherhood. Jessi realizes that her life is currently directed entirely by...
#37 Centipede Murder & Weird Childhoods
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi suffer individual appearance malfunctions at the same open mic. Jessi faces down a centipede and Mike recalls his Midwestern childhood ...
#36 Period Amnesia & Smoking Balls
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi have a tough time when Mike forgets his comfort crystals and Jessi suffers from chronic period amnesia. Mike recounts his smoking balls...
#35 Punk Rock & Disappointment
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi's son gets a sneak peek into the disappointing world of adulting, while Mike gleefully grabs his chance to finally talk about punk rock. Mike an...
#34 Tommy Ryman!
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Tommy Ryman joins Mike and Jessi to debut his new identity as a hickey-covered cowboy and talks about his insatiable Lego obsession. The...
#33 Invasive Hippos & Evil Laughs
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike contemplates an unexpected job offer while Jessi expresses growing concern over invasive hippos. Mike and Jessi have an evil laugh off. *** Prod...
#32 Daylights Saving Time & Passive Aggresiveness
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tensions run high as Mike and Jessi discuss the source of their conflicts, but they are united in their campaign against daylight savings time and gol...
#31 Crystals & Cat Stampedes
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi confronts Mike on the source of his many crystals. Mike and Jessi bond on their ability to make any situation worse. Jessi's cats coordinate a s...
#30 Cults & Short Shorts
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi assess their risk of falling into a cult. Jessi learns her comedic skills aren't always appreciated out in the wild and Mike considers ...
#29 Terrible Celebrities & The Mafia
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi spill some tea on the terrible celebrities they've worked with. Mike really enjoyed his time working for the mafia and Jessi just wants...
#28 Butt Dials & Elegance
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi cannot stand charming people while Mike is perplexed by elegance. Both Mike and Jessi have been victims of a gossipy butt dial. *** Produced by...
#27 Happy Birthday!
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi celebrate their birthdays by reluctantly stepping into their Aquarian powers and trying to rewrite modern birthday etiquette. Jessi put...
#26 It's Valentine's Day with Wendy Maybury!
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Valentine's Day with Wendy Maybury! The podcast's first ever guest joins Mike and Jessi to dive into all topics related to love. An episode cr...
#25 Winter Survival & Ventriloquists
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the dead of Minnesota winter and Mike and Jessi are just trying to survive. After unpacking some terrible life advice from a ventriloquist, Mike ...
#24 Ugly Mooses & Super Pigs
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi unleashes a hidden talent while Mike is rooting for the world's ugliest Moose to find a partner. Mike and Jessi make preparations for the Minnes...
#23 Adulting & Passion for Flags
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi's son competes to be the top comedian in their household and Mike has a passion for flags. Mike and Jessi reveal the secret to adulting is you d...
#22 Duck Voices & Exploding Toilets
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi finds an exploding toilet incident way too funny. Mike is covering his bases by being willing to do both on camera nudity and animated duck voic...
#21 Turtles & Marriage
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi's son is astounded that anyone married Mike. Jessi goes on a family trip and Mike was once in direct competition for gigs with a bunch of turtle...
#20 NYE Resolutions & Toxic Positivity
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi welcome everyone into the New Year by tempering expectations and refusing to change. Jessi tries her hand at toxic positivity and Mike ...
#19 Holiday Spectacular!
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi's Winter Holiday Spectacular! An episode crammed full of Mike's festive spirit and Jessi's critiques of everything jolly.
#18 Justin Timberlake's Downfall & Juggling
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi is delighted to see her best friend Justin Timberlake's overdue downfall and Mike shares his survival story of seeing the world's most dangerous...
#17 Broken Feet & Tom Cruise
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike wants everyone to know he was skinny during lockdown and Jessi's household of broken feet worries her son. Mike and Jessi agree to hire Tom Cruis...
#16 Scottish Fan & Unsafe Toilets
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi are eager to embrace their Scottish fan. Jessi defends herself against accusations of being Canadian and no toilet is safe from Mike Br...
#15 City Council Candidates & Phone Apps
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi declares herself as a candidate for city council, while Mike lives his life entirely directed by phone apps. Mike and Jessi share stories of sho...
#14 Power Colors & Sketchy Outfits
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike is positive a color analysis could have changed the course of his life while Jessi is amazed that anyone in the world has more than one outfit. M...
#13 Secrets & The Power of Comedy
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi reveal embarrassing secrets and how they take back their power with comedy. Jessi realizes she was nearly kidnapped as a child and Mike...
#12 It’s Halloween!
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Episode #12 A special Halloween episode full of Mike's seasonal joy and Jessi's gore movie enthusiasm. Mike has a history of socially awkward costumes...
#11 Psych Test & Nepo Babies
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and a very suspicious Jessi take a psych test. Jessi hates nepo babies while Mike volunteers to be first in line for a brain chip. The podcast fi...
#10 Pyros & Christian Storm Chasers
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Jessi are impressed by Christian storm chasers sticking to only one God in the face of danger. Jessi was a child pyro and Mike angles for a j...