Only You Would Think That
Episodes
#9 Mind Palaces & Alternate Universes
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike gives a tour of his mind palace which is filled with turtle nipples. Jessi envisions alternative universes where she always has an Italian accent...
#8 Spelling Bees & Inner Monologues
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi challenges Mike to a spelling bee and chaos ensues. Mike and Jessi debate who has the superior intellect based on their inner monologue or tot...
#7 Broken Feet & Sleep Paralysis
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi struggles with sleep paralysis and two broken feet. Mike theorizes all short people just didn't try hard enough to grow. If given the choice, J...
#6 Contraband & Match.com
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mike considers Jessi as a candidate for his best friend. Jessi reminisces about Mike’s online dating flop era. Mike is an accidental contraband smu...
#5 Joe Jonas & Diarrhea
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jessi and Mike tackle the Barcelona diarrhea plane news story and react to Joe Jonas’ PR campaign to rebrand himself as the world’s best babysitte...