OpTic Podcast
Huntsmen Update, Dashy Wants New Maps & The Hacking Problem | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 263
12 Feb 2026
Chapter 1: What are the birthday celebrations for HECZ?
i'm kind of leaning towards the fact that it's like a ticking time bomb and he's gonna go at some point so i'm trying to let's go bruce oh what's up jenny that's not a clip no no what are you saying he's like he's like wait that's not a clip he didn't know that you were live
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to Optic Podcast episode 263. This episode is brought to you by Cash App and Vulture Box.
Chapter 2: What are the highlights from the Super Bowl discussion?
I'll tell you a little bit more about them later on in the podcast. Happy birthday to me, says the first line of this thing. Thank you guys for wishing me a happy birthday.
Appreciate that. I did. Thank you. We texted you.
Chapter 3: What updates were shared regarding the Huntsmen team?
Actually, it's a pretty turd group chat. I don't want to flex. I'm not going to say the name of the group chat. You know the name. Yes, Undisputed. Undisputed.
It's the Undisputed. A bunch of potheads in that chat, I bet. Yeah, 46 years old, dude. I don't feel it. The scariest thing about being 46 years old is that I don't feel it. And I don't feel as though I have less life now. to look forward to, or like, I just, I still feel like I'm, I'm like, my brain is like kind of stuck in, in, in very immature status.
The Jordan era.
I feel like I, like my humor hasn't changed.
Chapter 4: What are the details of the new Cloud 9 roster announcement?
My, I haven't learned anything. Yeah. How old are you? 46.
Chapter 5: What are the concerns regarding ranked play and hacking?
You look 36. Thank you. I feel 26. It's the hair.
Chapter 6: How is the esports world addressing the hacking epidemic?
My brain. Bro, your hair, you got some good ass genetics.
Thank you, dude. Yeah, look. What are you going to do with the jeans? You've never been to Turkey? I'm letting my hair grow in the back so I can look like you, man. What? I need a haircut pad. Dude, no. It's like, don't do it. We're all doing this. That's your look, though.
Okay.
Chapter 7: What insights did Dashy provide about new maps and weapons?
Yeah, that is your, that's your like vibey look. Yeah. It's like, if you cut it, I throw me a fuck.
Yeah, if you cut it, I'd be like, holy shit, he's a grinder.
If you cut it, I'll be like, he's fucking on demon time, bro. Don't talk to him for six months. Have you ever had a different haircut than that one? Yeah.
Chapter 8: What reactions did the hosts have to viewer-submitted ranked play clips?
that's why that's why i wear a hat all the time now because when i was in high school and i was waking up an hour before i had to go to school i would spend time in my hair because all my boys did it and fucking you show up and your shit doesn't look good it's like yeah you gave up huh yeah you start sweating during the day your shit starts getting fucked up you're like nah this is such a bad day so yeah no i just wear a hat so i'm gonna worry about it i hear that man i hear that um
I mean, where are we at with ranked play? Have you been playing it nonstop? I played, I got placed gold three. That's my fucking, what's that? That's not bad. Just laughing at something.
I'm talking about a clip yesterday.
That's it. Okay. Okay. That's it.
That's it. It's ranked hype. Pretty fun, but there was a lot of hackers. Is there hackers? Yes, bro. No, they said that there weren't going to be any hackers though. They lied again. With ease. Yeah. We fell for it again.
Oh, yes.
Okay, I mean, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is, Riley. I don't even know why you just found out. Was that even high school? Or was that just like a year and a half later?
Dude, that shit was like 2014. What team was that? SK? TK? TK.
TK all day?
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