Karma Leaks Massive EWC Mistake | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 287

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Zinni (Zack / Zinni) 0:00
There was a moment in Paris where I thought to myself, my friend might be dead in that room. No. We didn't hear from him for two days. I woke up.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 0:08
I woke up. I didn't hear from him for two whole days in Paris. He didn't say a word. Guys, if you guys ever hear. I woke up after like my 16 hour hibernation at like 10 p.m. Yeah. I woke up at 10 p.m., ordered McDonald's, ate it, went back to bed again for like, it was insane, bro. I've never slept that much.
Unknown 0:25
I don't know how you slept that long. It was fucking hot.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 0:28
I will say when I'm able to sleep.
Hector (H3CZ) 0:30
And he didn't have the fan because he had just walked in.
Unknown 0:33
Dude, you're a nut.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 0:34
That's what I'm saying. You're a nut.
Hector (H3CZ) 0:42
You know what? Are we live, Ryland? Okay, good. Because I want to start episode number 287 of the Optic Podcast. This episode is brought to you by The Offseason. It's almost here. Cut. It's almost done. Riley, you know that I read everything. Like Ron Burgundy. Literally word for word. Word for word. There's no ads, which is good. Shop.opticgaming.com. I'm glad that you wore the t-shirt that you're wearing today with the number 23 because the first thing that I want to talk about is LeBron James going to Philadelphia 76ers.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 1:17
I was about to text Teej. I was like, there's no way we're getting Braun. I say we. I don't really. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm on the team. You claim that now. I'm on the team. You can't just choose. Yes, he can. If he's from Pennsylvania, he can. At any point. No, you cannot do that. At any point. You can't.
Zinni (Zack / Zinni) 1:32
At any point. Because we got Braun. Okay. yes let's go Sixers because he parades around saying I've been in Dallas for five years now I feel myself connected to the Dallas teams the Mavericks the Stars you can't you can't claim but now we got Braun yeah listen I think it's but now we got Braun except if you're from Illinois if you're from Illinois you can't all of a sudden be like I'm a Cubs fan instead of a White Sox fan that's not allowed he said we're court he tweeted he goes we courtside opening day I texted him I said no you are not courtside opening day dude bro I can't believe you're not excited about that are you
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 2:04
Nah. Dude, for how much a year?
Hector (H3CZ) 2:07
Like, dude, bro.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 2:09
That's what I saw his contract. I was like, whoa. He took the super discount. Four? Four million a year. He's trying to win, bro. He was making like 50 last year. I mean, he's a billionaire at this point.
Hector (H3CZ) 2:19
Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about that.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 2:20
That's a thousand millions.

What happened with LeBron joining the Sixers and why are they excited?

Hector (H3CZ) 2:23
Yo, but Riley, as a sports fanatic.
Zinni (Zack / Zinni) 2:26
This guy probably tells his wife every year I'm retiring this year, baby.
Hector (H3CZ) 2:29
He just keeps on. Nah. He probably loves it, though.
Zinni (Zack / Zinni) 2:32
He just keeps on getting.
Hector (H3CZ) 2:33
Nah.
Zinni (Zack / Zinni) 2:34
I respect it, dude.
Hector (H3CZ) 2:35
He probably loves it. Nah, I think any woman who's married to a man like that understands that there's a higher purpose to him that is not her. Or his fam.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 2:44
Damn.
Hector (H3CZ) 2:45
No, 100%.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 2:46
It's fucking LeBron, bro.
Hector (H3CZ) 2:48
That's LeBron James. Even I will say he's LeBron James. Babe, I'm going to play another year and you're... That's like... If you told us today, hey, I'm coming back next season to play for Optic. She'd be hype. She'd be hype? Hell yeah.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 2:59
Dude, what? You think so? Yeah, what? She gets to go to the games. She gets to... Jack would be like... Be around, have fun. He's wearing an Optic jersey. Yeah. I ain't playing now. Now I just sit around and fart. She wants to see me on the field.
Unknown 3:14
She wants to see you back on the field. Yeah, bro.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 3:16
I just sit around and rip ass now. She wants to see me on the field. But no, it's crazy. Four million a year and we got Braun. We? We.
Hector (H3CZ) 3:25
Do you think? I'm not going to support. So like compare the Warriors though. I'm so happy about this.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 3:28
Like the whole thing has made me like happy. But their team is godlike. Yeah, but what team? Like they have an all-star team. Maxi, Braun. Embiid. Embiid. Brown. Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown.
Jalen Brown.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 3:41
I don't know their other guy, Vijay Edgecombe, right?
Hector (H3CZ) 3:44
Wait, should we talk about – Vijay Edgecombe? Wait, should we – I watch him. I'm not a big NBA guy.
Scump (Seth 'Scump' Abner) 3:49
You're watching Schefter?
Hector (H3CZ) 3:50
While we are on the topic of Jalen Brown, should we talk about how he is a genius rocket scientist?

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