Chapter 1: What insights does Patrick Maroon share about the Lightning's winning culture?
Just have to give a quick shout-out to my friend in Kingston by the name of Alan Katz. Alan wrote me and said, Oh, dog, I'm losing respect for you each time you purposefully mispronounce Akshay Bhatia's name. What are you, 10 years old? Alan. Tiger Woods and all his buddies at TGL were calling him ashtray. It was just kind of a fun thing. I meant no disrespect.
By the way, how offended are you, Alan, from Kingston? Just live your life and cut the crap. Just stop it.
I don't think Allen's that... I can't imagine Allen's that bent out of shape. But I literally watched the video this afternoon where Akshay Bhatia said Tiger Woods gave him that nickname at Augusta. I know. Like when they were playing. Yeah.
Chapter 2: How does playing for the Maple Leafs compare to other NHL teams?
So Tiger Woods gives them a nickname, but I'm somehow disrespecting Allen Katz from Kingston.
But is he...
Is he a smoker? Is that why you're calling him Ashtray?
No, Tiger Woods.
Tiger just said his name's Akshay, so he started calling him Ashtray as a nickname. Fair enough. That's what people in sports do. They come up with stupid nicknames. But somehow this Allen character is offended by it. I'm like, Tiger Woods did it, not me.
Stop it. Don't lose sleep over Allen.
Exactly. Move on.
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Chapter 3: What makes the Sabres a strong contender this season?
You know what I saw actually over the weekend? I saw a video on this. I think the guys on Dan Patrick were talking about it this morning too because, again, we have really offended people by saying that we're training for a marathon even though it's only a 10K. That has really offended people. I guess the Los Angeles Marathon has determined that because the marathon is 26 miles.
Oh, you could pack it in after 18 or something.
18, you still get the medal. Really? What does that equate to in a 10K run? If I run 6.5K, does that count?
I think you run 2K. Me and Al's brother walk 2K. We get a ribbon and we go for coffee.
Done.
That's the equivalent.
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Chapter 4: What are the chances of Nikita Kucherov winning the Hart Trophy?
Perfect.
But see, the problem is the real runners, it's disrespectful to them. That's what it is.
You've got to finish the race if you're going to be. I agree.
You have to finish the race.
Exactly. It's really disrespectful.
Everybody has a lot of pride, and they have the pictures and whatever. Imagine saying, yeah, I did a New York marathon. like a New York City marathon, but you only ran 18 of the 26 miles required, that would be so embarrassing. Imagine getting called out at a dinner party or something. Well, you'd never tell anybody.
I know, but if you had a spouse or something and you were bragging about competing in the marathon and you got ratted out and someone said, well, you only ran 18, you would pass out, dude.
You want to talk about a death stare.
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Chapter 5: Who are the top contenders in the NHL right now?
That guy, if his wife, you know, they're into the wine, she goes, actually, his look, he would look at her like, you better shut it down. I have been showing people my metal and telling people that I'm a marathon runner. Don't you dare tell them the real detail. But there is, listen, I did Tough Mudder back in the AI era. Like, I was AI Tough Mudder when I was not in proper shape.
Like, my training regimen. It was so embarrassing because I actually worked out. Like, I put time into that. But my diet was brutal. I was still drinking a lot. Like, I didn't commit at all. So I'd go to the gym and grind and then be like, all right, where are we going tonight? And just have night after night. I was young, 20s.
Enjoying yourself.
Chapter 6: What impact does Tua Tagovailoa's signing have on the Falcons?
Yeah. But I got through Tough Mudder. And at the end, they give you, like, I guess a headband. like an orange kind of, and I wore that thing with pride. I was like, I got to the finish line, and there's no asterisk on that. So I don't know. I guess long story short, we're still working out details on a 10K, but if we're doing it, we're doing 10K.
We're not doing 2K with Al's brother and packing it in.
Why is it 10K? Wasn't it couched to 5? Why all of a sudden 10 now?
Was it 5?
Yes, it was couch to five. No, I think it was ten. I thought it was ten.
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Chapter 7: Why did the NBA cancel the Magic City game for the Hawks?
Because the race that we actually competed in, where Hayes stiffed me at the subway, was a 10K race.
No, it wasn't. It was 5K? It was a five. And you know how I know it? I had back surgery, and I stood there at the end.
Oh, dude. I don't know, dude. We've been telling people ten for years.
I'm pretty sure it was couch to five.
I know. 5K, it would have taken... Three hours. Yes, you guys.
It took you both three hours.
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Chapter 8: What are Bryan's FanDuel Best Bets for the upcoming games?
No, it took me 235 to do 10K, but I walked the second half of it by myself.
5K is a joke. I don't think it was just 5K. It's not a joke. It was 10K.
We did couch to 10K. Are you sure? Noodles, there's a program that I had to start doing called Couch to 5K, which is a running program that gets your ass off the couch. And sooner or later, you've got to see this program. Like day one, it says, like, get off the couch. Put pants on. Yeah, put pants on. Take your stained undershorts off and throw them in the corner. And put your shoes on.
Comb your hair. They, too, leave the house and walk down the street.
I remember going through it, like the first steps, and I'm like, by the end of this, you're running 5K? You're kidding me.
They treat you like you're coming off Tommy John. It's basically for the guy who is doing nothing in his life. You know, just get off the couch, walk outside, breathe heavily.
Yeah, put your socks on. Put your socks on.
You know, that's the play. That's the play.
Well, maybe it was couch to... You're right. I might have got confused with your couch to five.
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